Basildon

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, Essex, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Basildon. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Basildon rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Kai Smith, Coach, Basildon

Leaderboard

Season Seven | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chunky Monkey FC (green)
5
4
8
2
The All Fats (black)
5
4
8
3
Inter BMIami CF (blue)
5
2
6
4
Vasco de Gammon (white)
5
2
5
5
Fatletico (yellow)
5
1
2
6
Muchester United (red)
5
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 5 4 0 1 52 36 16 8
The All Fats (black) 5 4 0 1 43 33 10 8
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 5 2 2 1 40 36 4 6
Vasco de Gammon (white) 5 2 1 2 41 44 -3 5
Fatletico (yellow) 5 1 0 4 44 52 -8 2
Muchester United (red) 5 0 1 4 26 45 -19 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
The All Fats (black) 5 4 0 1 39 21 18 8
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 5 3 1 1 33 30 3 7
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 5 3 0 2 26 28 -2 6
Vasco de Gammon (white) 5 2 1 2 28 27 1 5
Muchester United (red) 5 1 0 4 27 32 -5 2
Fatletico (yellow) 5 1 0 4 24 39 -15 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chunky Monkey FC (green) 5 4 1 0 14 0 14 9
Fatletico (yellow) 5 3 1 1 11 8 3 7
Muchester United (red) 5 3 0 2 5 7 -2 6
Vasco de Gammon (white) 5 2 1 2 9 7 2 5
Inter BMIami CF (blue) 5 1 1 3 1 5 -4 3
The All Fats (black) 5 0 0 5 -4 9 -13 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Vasco de Gammon (white) James Banus 9.50 6.59%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Stuart Hall 7.00 2.29%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Lee Shaw 6.00 6.67%
Fatletico (yellow) Jake Nathan 6.00 1.60%
Fatletico (yellow) Isaac Hayward-Booth 3.50 1.44%
Fatletico (yellow) Mason Webb 3.00 4.12%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Tommy Ellis 3.00 1.96%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Kieron Ward 3.00 1.89%
Vasco de Gammon (white) Andrew Wilmot 3.00 1.57%
Muchester United (red) David Perry 3.00 -1.20%
Muchester United (red) David Owasanoye 2.50 2.46%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Stuart Thorn 2.50 2.37%
Fatletico (yellow) Myles Lewis 2.50 1.39%
Chunky Monkey FC (green) Steve Campbell 1.50 0.32%
The All Fats (black) Ben Attersall 1.00 1.15%
The All Fats (black) Barry Attersall 1.00 0.08%
The All Fats (black) Connor Shand 0.50 1.28%
Fatletico (yellow) Marc Goodwin 0.50 0.78%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Danny Clark 0.50 0.46%
Fatletico (yellow) Phil Farr 0.50 -0.09%
Inter BMIami CF (blue) Richard Allen 0.50 -2.33%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 22 April

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 20:00
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 22 April

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 22 April

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 21:00
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 03 June

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 03 June

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:30
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 03 June

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 21:00
    Fatletico (yellow)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 18 March

    Fatletico (yellow)
    8 - 10
    The All Fats (black)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    9 - 5
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Muchester United (red)
    5 - 11
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 22 April

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 03 June

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)

 

  • Monday 29 April

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 20:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 29 April

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 20:30
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 29 April

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 21:00
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 13 May

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 13 May

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 20:30
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 13 May

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 21:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 20 May

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 20:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 20 May

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 20 May

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 21:00
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 10 June

    The All Fats (black)
    VS 20:00
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 10 June

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    VS 20:30
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 10 June

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 17 June

    Muchester United (red)
    VS 20:00
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 17 June

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    VS 20:30
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 17 June

    Fatletico (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    The All Fats (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 15 April

    Fatletico (yellow)
    6 - 10
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    The All Fats (black)
    6 - 5
    Muchester United (red)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    7 - 7
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)

  • Monday 08 April

    The All Fats (black)
    3 - 6
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    12 - 8
    Muchester United (red)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    13 - 7
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 25 March

    Muchester United (red)
    1 - 10
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    10 - 11
    The All Fats (black)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    13 - 11
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 11 March

    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    6 - 6
    Muchester United (red)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    8 - 5
    Fatletico (yellow)
    The All Fats (black)
    12 - 6
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)

  • Monday 04 March

    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    13 - 10
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Muchester United (red)
    6 - 11
    The All Fats (black)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    8 - 9
    Vasco de Gammon (white)

  • Monday 29 April

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)

  • Monday 13 May

    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 20 May

    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)

  • Monday 10 June

    The All Fats (black)
    0 - 0
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    0 - 0
    Fatletico (yellow)
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    0 - 0
    Muchester United (red)

  • Monday 17 June

    Muchester United (red)
    0 - 0
    Vasco de Gammon (white)
    Chunky Monkey FC (green)
    0 - 0
    Inter BMIami CF (blue)
    Fatletico (yellow)
    0 - 0
    The All Fats (black)