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United Way Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
6
5
10
2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
6
4
8
3
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
6
4
8
4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
6
2
4
5
Man Titty (Orange)
6
2
4
6
Lardiff City (Black)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 6 5 0 1 71 46 25 10
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 6 4 0 2 72 45 27 8
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 6 4 0 2 58 54 4 8
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 6 2 0 4 68 75 -7 4
Man Titty (Orange) 6 2 0 4 43 69 -26 4
Lardiff City (Black) 6 1 0 5 38 61 -23 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 6 5 1 0 51 25 26 11
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 6 3 1 2 38 23 15 7
Man Titty (Orange) 6 2 2 2 27 28 -1 6
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 6 2 2 2 28 29 -1 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 6 2 0 4 29 48 -19 4
Lardiff City (Black) 6 1 0 5 17 37 -20 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 6 5 0 1 30 16 14 10
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 6 5 0 1 22 16 6 10
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 6 3 1 2 22 13 9 7
Man Titty (Orange) 6 2 0 4 9 28 -19 4
Pork Vale (Blue) 6 1 1 4 7 12 -5 3
Lardiff City (Black) 6 1 0 5 12 17 -5 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Chatten 9.00 8.65%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Martin 5.50 6.16%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Steve Bignell 5.50 5.51%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 5.00 0.61%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Justin Boswick 3.00 3.10%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 3.00 2.29%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 3.00 0.92%
Man Titty (Orange) Leigh Alston 3.00 0.43%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 2.50 3.36%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 2.00 6.22%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 2.00 3.42%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 2.00 0.78%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Lee De’ath 2.00 0.62%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Paul Dolden 1.50 11.84%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Toby Fox-Hammond 1.50 9.37%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 1.50 2.81%
Man Titty (Orange) David Hogan 1.50 0.84%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Warren Hallworth 1.50 0.68%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) James Gibbins 1.50 0.57%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 1.00 1.34%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Mike Worskitt 1.00 0.42%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jamie Whiteside 1.00 -1.24%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Darren Smith 0.50 8.87%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 0.50 3.59%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 0.50 3.21%
Man Titty (Orange) Greg Stephens 0.50 2.69%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 0.50 1.94%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 0.50 1.73%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 0.50 1.43%
Man Titty (Orange) Christopher Tillett 0.50 1.32%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 0.50 0.35%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jason Wiggins 0.50 0.10%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 0.50 0.09%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Paul Sheppard 0.50 0.00%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gregg Davis 0.50 -0.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 13
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    6 - 10
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    8 - 9
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    15 - 12
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    7 - -1
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 3
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

 

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    13 - 15
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 6
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    6 - 21
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 3
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    7 - 12
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    7 - 12
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 26
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    2 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    14 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    5 - 18
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    12 - 6
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 7
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    10 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)