Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Darren Rowland, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
10
7
16
2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
10
8
16
3
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
10
7
15
4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
10
5
11
5
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
10
4
8
6
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
10
3
6
7
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
10
2
4
8
Piecester City (Pink)
10
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 107 | 71 | 36 | 16 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 95 | 61 | 34 | 16 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 87 | 61 | 26 | 15 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 68 | 67 | 1 | 11 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 79 | 114 | -35 | 8 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 64 | 92 | -28 | 6 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 60 | 75 | -15 | 4 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 66 | 85 | -19 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 29 | 12 | 17 | 16 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 30 | 15 | 15 | 15 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 13 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 10 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 13 | 19 | -6 | 10 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 38 | 35 | 3 | 9 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 21 | 27 | -6 | 7 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 6 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 39 | -27 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 50 | 17 | 33 | 16 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 50 | 33 | 17 | 13 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 26 | 11 | 12 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 29 | 23 | 6 | 12 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 21 | 27 | -6 | 9 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 18 | 30 | -12 | 8 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 21 | 39 | -18 | 5 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 22 | 53 | -31 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Mack Edwardson | 14.00 | 13.82% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Ziya Musa | 12.50 | 14.01% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 11.50 | 13.91% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 10.50 | 7.45% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Ahmet Dogan | 10.50 | 5.86% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 10.00 | -4.75% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 9.00 | 9.01% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 9.00 | 8.58% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Andrew Payne | 9.00 | 6.58% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Tony Harris | 8.50 | 4.27% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 8.00 | 2.91% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Sam Hunt | 8.00 | 2.82% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Darren Jessop | 7.00 | 2.42% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | William Ewen | 6.00 | 7.40% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sam Reynolds | 6.00 | 0.33% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Yasir Elmi | 5.50 | 3.35% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Paul Kersey | 5.50 | 0.99% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Kushal Babla | 5.00 | 1.75% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Scott Stanton | 5.00 | 1.28% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Robert Haynes | 5.00 | 0.38% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Alan Lado-Devesa | 4.00 | 1.15% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Billy Lambert | 3.50 | 2.54% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 3.50 | 2.36% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Kes eka | 3.50 | 2.18% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 3.50 | 1.31% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 3.50 | 0.72% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Garry Nie | 3.50 | 0.20% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Noel Carroll | 3.00 | 4.22% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Andrei Matevici | 3.00 | 3.11% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 3.00 | 1.70% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 3.00 | 1.59% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jemal Akkus | 3.00 | 1.22% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Collins | 3.00 | 1.16% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Lawrence Morris | 3.00 | 1.01% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Mike Small | 3.00 | 0.63% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Timothy Ewen | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 2.50 | 3.19% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Stephen Armstrong | 2.50 | 2.40% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Yusuf Conteh | 2.50 | 2.30% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Tom Synnuck | 2.50 | 1.23% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Chris Rose | 2.50 | 1.21% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Leigh Pell | 2.50 | 0.54% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 2.50 | -0.47% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Nishith Desai | 2.50 | -1.33% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Philip Goode | 2.00 | 0.56% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Chris Callaghan | 2.00 | 0.47% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Troy Blackwood | 1.50 | 0.29% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jamie Bell | 1.50 | -0.68% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Sam Hayes | 1.00 | 2.15% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Joseph Latham | 1.00 | 1.76% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Jeff B | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Dominic Gilchrist | 1.00 | 0.74% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Ball | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 1.00 | -1.86% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 0.50 | 0.42% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 18 March
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 18 March
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 18 March
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 18 March
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 25 March
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:00Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 25 March
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 25 March
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 25 March
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 01 April
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 01 April
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 20:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 01 April
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 01 April
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 08 April
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 08 April
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 08 April
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 08 April
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 11 March
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)7 - 1Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)7 - 3Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)5 - 13Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)4 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 04 March
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)15 - 3Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)9 - 10Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)7 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 25 February
Piecester City (Pink)7 - 9Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 6Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)10 - 7Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)6 - 8Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 18 February
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)9 - 6Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)6 - 7Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 11Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)2 - 5Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 11 February
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)9 - 6Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)12 - 10Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)3 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 8Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 04 February
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)9 - 15Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)10 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 8Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)9 - 6Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 28 January
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)14 - 9Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)12 - 8Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)3 - 10Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)8 - 6Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 21 January
Piecester City (Pink)9 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)10 - 7Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)17 - 6Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)13 - 7Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 14 January
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)8 - 13Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)5 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)5 - 9Piecester City (Pink)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)3 - 7Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 07 January
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 5Piecester City (Pink)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)10 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)6 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 15Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 18 March
Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 25 March
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 01 April
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 08 April
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)