Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
11
9
19
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
11
9
18
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
11
5
10
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
11
5
10
5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
11
4
10
6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
11
4
9
7
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
11
3
7
8
Piecester City (Pink)
11
2
5
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 116 | 81 | 35 | 19 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 119 | 69 | 50 | 18 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 95 | 96 | -1 | 10 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 91 | 92 | -1 | 10 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 80 | 96 | -16 | 10 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 75 | 90 | -15 | 9 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 79 | 107 | -28 | 7 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 83 | 107 | -24 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 17 | 28 | 18 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 30 | 12 | 16 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 42 | 14 | 14 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 34 | 30 | 4 | 12 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 40 | 44 | -4 | 10 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 35 | 40 | -5 | 10 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 33 | 55 | -22 | 6 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 33 | 60 | -27 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 22 | 20 | 18 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 11 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 42 | 25 | 17 | 16 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 12 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 11 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 12 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 9 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 29 | -11 | 9 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 14 | 26 | -12 | 7 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 30 | -20 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 13.50 | 14.02% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Tom Synnuck | 13.50 | 13.60% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 12.00 | -3.13% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Peter Harrowell | 10.50 | 9.08% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Robert Higgs | 8.00 | 3.64% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jemal Akkus | 8.00 | 0.10% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Sam Dwyer | 6.50 | 6.96% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Matt Shapley | 6.50 | 4.32% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 6.00 | 3.50% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Paul Kersey | 6.00 | 2.22% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 6.00 | 1.46% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 5.50 | 4.39% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 5.50 | 4.07% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 5.50 | 1.30% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 5.00 | 4.77% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 5.00 | 3.07% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 5.00 | 3.04% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Perry Holder | 5.00 | 2.88% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Sean Duffy | 5.00 | 2.64% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Tom Simmons | 5.00 | 2.37% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ben Smith | 5.00 | 2.34% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 5.00 | 0.55% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Leigh Pell | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 4.50 | 0.35% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 4.00 | 4.08% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Martyn Carter-Craddock | 4.00 | 0.78% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Neary | 3.50 | 2.80% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Louis Moore-Nye | 3.50 | 1.83% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Ali Hassan | 3.50 | 1.68% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lawrence Morris | 3.50 | 1.52% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Sam Andrews | 3.50 | 1.04% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 3.50 | 0.60% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Pateman | 3.50 | 0.31% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Pasha Gogolev | 3.00 | 3.53% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Paul Anastasiou | 3.00 | 2.49% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Faraz Ahmed | 3.00 | 0.79% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 3.00 | 0.32% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Perry Long | 2.50 | 7.18% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | David Paulizky | 2.50 | 4.32% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Sam Hayes | 2.50 | 2.38% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Edward Hughes | 2.50 | 1.95% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Troy Blackwood | 1.50 | 0.96% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Connor Tarpey | 1.50 | 0.20% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Earl Baker | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 1.00 | 0.91% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 1.00 | 0.34% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adrian Hall | 1.00 | 0.28% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Darren Jessop | 1.00 | -0.39% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Robert Haynes | 1.00 | -0.47% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Jason Ford | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Stephen Armstrong | 0.50 | -0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 21 October
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 21 October
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 21 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 28 October
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 28 October
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 28 October
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 04 November
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 04 November
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 04 November
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 14 October
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)6 - 14Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)5 - 14Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)4 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)9 - 15Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 07 October
Piecester City (Pink)10 - 13Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)8 - 3Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)9 - 4Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)8 - 8Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 30 September
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)8 - 3Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)7 - 8Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)11 - 6Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)13 - 7Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 23 September
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)15 - 5Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Piecester City (Pink)5 - 6Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)12 - 8Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)12 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 16 September
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)17 - 4Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)7 - 7Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 10Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 11Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 09 September
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)5 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)3 - 11Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)10 - 11Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 02 September
Piecester City (Pink)14 - 10Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)7 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)16 - 3Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)12 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 26 August
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)12 - 3Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)7 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)7 - 2Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)6 - 7Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 19 August
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)9 - 7Piecester City (Pink)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 9Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)8 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)6 - 3Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 12 August
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)8 - 2Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 9Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Piecester City (Pink)3 - 9Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 05 August
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)7 - 14Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)16 - 13Piecester City (Pink)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)5 - 15Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)11 - 7Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 21 October
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 28 October
Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 04 November
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)