Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
2
2
4
2
Green Bay Packets (green)
2
1
2
3
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
2
1
2
4
Snack Addicks (red)
2
1
2
5
(orange ) We ate All Depays
2
1
2
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
2
1
2
7
Notorious PIG's (pink)
2
1
2
8
The Real Madras (white)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 2 2 0 0 17 13 4 4
Green Bay Packets (green) 2 1 0 1 20 15 5 2
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 2 1 0 1 16 11 5 2
Snack Addicks (red) 2 1 0 1 18 16 2 2
(orange ) We ate All Depays 2 1 0 1 14 15 -1 2
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 2 1 0 1 15 17 -2 2
Notorious PIG's (pink) 2 1 0 1 13 18 -5 2
The Real Madras (white) 2 0 0 2 11 19 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 4
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 2 2 0 0 6 3 3 4
Snack Addicks (red) 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
Green Bay Packets (green) 2 1 0 1 8 7 1 2
(orange ) We ate All Depays 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 2 1 0 1 4 6 -2 2
The Real Madras (white) 2 0 0 2 5 8 -3 0
Notorious PIG's (pink) 2 0 0 2 3 7 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Green Bay Packets (green) 2 2 0 0 8 4 4 4
Deliverblue (blue) 2 1 1 0 6 5 1 3
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 2 1 1 0 7 6 1 3
Snack Addicks (red) 2 0 2 0 8 8 0 2
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
Notorious PIG's (pink) 2 1 0 1 5 6 -1 2
(orange ) We ate All Depays 2 0 0 2 3 5 -2 0
The Real Madras (white) 2 0 0 2 3 6 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 3.50 1.26%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 3.50 1.15%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 3.50 1.07%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 1.00 4.87%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 1.00 4.08%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 1.00 3.72%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 1.00 3.29%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 1.00 2.76%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 1.00 2.73%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 1.00 2.41%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 1.00 2.39%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 1.00 2.27%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 1.00 2.24%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 1.00 2.00%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 1.00 1.95%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Nick Webber 1.00 1.78%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 1.00 1.34%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 1.00 1.01%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.00%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 1.00 0.86%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 1.00 0.84%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 1.00 0.66%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Earl Baker 1.00 0.49%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 1.00 0.42%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 1.00 0.00%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 0.50 3.64%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 0.50 2.80%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 0.50 2.75%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 0.50 2.24%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 0.50 2.02%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 0.50 2.01%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 1.77%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 0.50 1.58%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 0.50 1.47%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 0.50 1.36%
Green Bay Packets (green) Sean Kelly 0.50 1.27%
Green Bay Packets (green) Martyn Carter-Craddock 0.50 1.18%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 0.50 1.15%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 0.50 1.04%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Christopher Hulbert 0.50 0.95%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 0.50 0.88%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) James Pateman 0.50 0.82%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Chris Ball 0.50 0.78%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 0.50 0.78%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 0.50 0.73%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Tony Harris 0.50 0.72%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 0.50 0.69%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 0.50 0.67%
The Real Madras (white) Billy Lambert 0.50 0.65%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Dave Lambert 0.50 0.62%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Rian Brading-Miles 0.50 0.54%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 0.50 0.53%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 02 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 27 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)