Dartford
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William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
3
3
6
2
Snack Addicks (red)
3
2
4
3
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
3
2
4
4
Notorious PIG's (pink)
3
2
4
5
Green Bay Packets (green)
3
1
2
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
3
1
2
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
3
1
2
8
The Real Madras (white)
3
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deliverblue (blue) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 16 | 14 | 6 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 17 | 17 | 4 |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 4 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 4 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 21 | 3 | 2 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 2 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 31 | -16 | 2 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 32 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deliverblue (blue) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 3 | 15 | 4 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 4 |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 4 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 4 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 2 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 0 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Deliverblue (blue) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 5 |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 4 |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 4 |
| Snack Addicks (red) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 4 |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 3 |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 0 |
| The Real Madras (white) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 12 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deliverblue (blue) | Chris Rose | 5.50 | 5.13% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | James Axford | 4.00 | 1.38% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Tom Synnuck | 3.50 | 1.07% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Peter Harrowell | 3.50 | 0.86% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | David Paulizky | 2.50 | 4.00% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Kushal Babla | 2.50 | 3.68% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Matthew Rigby | 2.50 | 3.38% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Mark Bentley | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Darren Jessop | 2.50 | 1.05% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Troy Blackwood | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Steve Nagle | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Charlie Frost | 1.00 | 4.08% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Chris Board | 1.00 | 3.72% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Sam Dwyer | 1.00 | 2.93% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Scott Stanton | 1.00 | 2.76% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Mike Small | 1.00 | 2.31% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Joe Cassidy | 1.00 | 2.28% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Lawrence Morris | 1.00 | 2.03% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Stuart Bloomfield | 1.00 | 2.01% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Louis Moore-Nye | 1.00 | 2.00% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Nick Webber | 1.00 | 1.78% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Paul Anastasiou | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Connor Tarpey | 1.00 | 1.42% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Rian Brading-Miles | 1.00 | 1.30% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Everest Unger | 1.00 | 1.28% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Paul Imber | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Christopher Hulbert | 1.00 | 1.05% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Dave Lambert | 1.00 | 0.73% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Ali Hassan | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Perry Holder | 1.00 | 0.27% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Sam Hayes | 0.50 | 3.64% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Luke Allen | 0.50 | 2.75% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Sean Duffy | 0.50 | 2.61% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Noel Carroll | 0.50 | 2.24% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Ziya Musa | 0.50 | 1.83% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Deniz Bal | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Sean Kelly | 0.50 | 1.27% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Sam Reynolds | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Edward Hughes | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Chris Ball | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | David Hye | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| (orange ) We ate All Depays | Tony Harris | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Deliverblue (blue) | Michael Artiss | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Billy Lambert | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Alex Read | 0.50 | 0.56% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | James Pateman | 0.50 | 0.51% |
| Notorious PIG's (pink) | Jason Ford | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Snack Addicks (red) | Lewis Neary | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Large Lad F.C (yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Green Bay Packets (green) | Ben Smith | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Fiorentina Turner (purple) | Joseph Latham | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Robert Higgs | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| The Real Madras (white) | Stephen Clark | 0.50 | 0.16% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 09 December
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 20:00Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 09 December
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:30Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 09 December
Deliverblue (blue)VS 21:00Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 09 December
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 16 December
The Real Madras (white)VS 20:00(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 16 December
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 20:30Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 16 December
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 21:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 16 December
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:30Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 06 January
Deliverblue (blue)VS 20:00Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 06 January
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:30Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 06 January
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:00Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 06 January
The Real Madras (white)VS 21:30Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 13 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 20:00(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 13 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 13 January
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 13 January
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:30Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 20:30Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 20 January
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:00The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 20 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 21:30Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 27 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 20:00Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 27 January
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 27 January
The Real Madras (white)VS 21:00Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 27 January
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:30Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 03 February
Deliverblue (blue)VS 20:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:00Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 03 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 21:30Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 20:00Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 10 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 10 February
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 21:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 10 February
The Real Madras (white)VS 21:30Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 17 February
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 17 February
Snack Addicks (red)VS 20:30Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 17 February
Deliverblue (blue)VS 21:00Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 17 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 21:30Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)VS 20:00Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 24 February
Fiorentina Turner (purple)VS 20:30(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 24 February
Green Bay Packets (green)VS 21:00Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 24 February
Notorious PIG's (pink)VS 21:30The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 March
(orange ) We ate All DepaysVS 20:00Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 03 March
The Real Madras (white)VS 20:30Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 03 March
Snack Addicks (red)VS 21:00Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 03 March
Deliverblue (blue)VS 21:30Fiorentina Turner (purple)
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Tuesday 02 December
Green Bay Packets (green)4 - 6Large Lad F.C (yellow)Notorious PIG's (pink)10 - 4Fiorentina Turner (purple)The Real Madras (white)3 - 13Deliverblue (blue)Snack Addicks (red)16 - 1(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 25 November
Deliverblue (blue)8 - 6Snack Addicks (red)Fiorentina Turner (purple)7 - 5The Real Madras (white)(orange ) We ate All Depays7 - 6Green Bay Packets (green)Large Lad F.C (yellow)4 - 5Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 18 November
Notorious PIG's (pink)8 - 14Green Bay Packets (green)The Real Madras (white)6 - 12Large Lad F.C (yellow)Snack Addicks (red)12 - 8Fiorentina Turner (purple)Deliverblue (blue)9 - 7(orange ) We ate All Depays -
Tuesday 09 December
Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 16 December
The Real Madras (white)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysNotorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple) -
Tuesday 06 January
Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)The Real Madras (white)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 13 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysGreen Bay Packets (green)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 20 January
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink) -
Tuesday 27 January
Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysThe Real Madras (white)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Green Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysNotorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)The Real Madras (white)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red) -
Tuesday 17 February
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0The Real Madras (white)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
Large Lad F.C (yellow)0 - 0Deliverblue (blue)Fiorentina Turner (purple)0 - 0(orange ) We ate All DepaysGreen Bay Packets (green)0 - 0Snack Addicks (red)Notorious PIG's (pink)0 - 0The Real Madras (white) -
Tuesday 03 March
(orange ) We ate All Depays0 - 0Notorious PIG's (pink)The Real Madras (white)0 - 0Green Bay Packets (green)Snack Addicks (red)0 - 0Large Lad F.C (yellow)Deliverblue (blue)0 - 0Fiorentina Turner (purple)