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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Green Bay Packets (green)
1
1
2
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
1
1
2
3
Snack Addicks (red)
1
1
2
4
Deliverblue (blue)
1
1
2
5
(orange ) We ate All Depays
1
0
0
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
1
0
0
7
Notorious PIG's (pink)
1
0
0
8
The Real Madras (white)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Green Bay Packets (green) 1 1 0 0 14 8 6 2
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 1 1 0 0 12 6 6 2
Snack Addicks (red) 1 1 0 0 12 8 4 2
Deliverblue (blue) 1 1 0 0 9 7 2 2
(orange ) We ate All Depays 1 0 0 1 7 9 -2 0
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 1 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Notorious PIG's (pink) 1 0 0 1 8 14 -6 0
The Real Madras (white) 1 0 0 1 6 12 -6 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snack Addicks (red) 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 2
Green Bay Packets (green) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Deliverblue (blue) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
(orange ) We ate All Depays 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
The Real Madras (white) 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Notorious PIG's (pink) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Green Bay Packets (green) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Deliverblue (blue) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Snack Addicks (red) 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 1
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 1 0 1 0 5 5 0 1
(orange ) We ate All Depays 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
The Real Madras (white) 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Notorious PIG's (pink) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Peter Harrowell 3.50 1.83%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 3.50 1.07%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 3.00 -0.92%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 0.50 3.98%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Hayes 0.50 3.64%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 0.50 3.53%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 0.50 3.30%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 0.50 2.80%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 0.50 2.49%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 0.50 2.24%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 0.50 2.03%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Sam Dwyer 0.50 2.02%
Green Bay Packets (green) Sean Kelly 0.50 1.95%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 0.50 1.74%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Nick Webber 0.50 1.67%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 0.50 1.58%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 0.50 1.52%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 0.50 1.48%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 0.50 1.28%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Chris Ball 0.50 1.27%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 0.50 1.26%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 0.50 1.15%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 0.50 1.04%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 0.50 1.03%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 0.50 1.03%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 0.50 0.92%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 0.50 0.88%
The Real Madras (white) Billy Lambert 0.50 0.87%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) James Pateman 0.50 0.82%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 0.50 0.79%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Dave Lambert 0.50 0.62%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 0.50 0.38%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 0.50 0.29%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Earl Baker 0.50 0.29%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 0.50 0.28%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 0.50 0.27%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 0.50 0.25%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 0.50 0.10%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 02 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 27 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:30
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 20:00
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 21:30
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:00
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 21:30
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    VS 20:30
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    VS 21:00
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    VS 21:30
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    0 - 0
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    0 - 0
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    0 - 0
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)