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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Three | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
1
1
2
2
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
1
1
2
3
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
1
1
2
4
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
1
1
2
5
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
1
0
0
6
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
1
0
0
7
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
1
0
0
8
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
1
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 2 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 2 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 0 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 0 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 0 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 3.50 | 3.64% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Nyle Green | 3.50 | 1.42% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 1.00 | 0.22% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Billy Wood | 1.00 | 0.14% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Luke Burrage | 0.50 | 3.18% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Fatos Halilaj | 0.50 | 2.78% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Dan Fairway | 0.50 | 2.31% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Tony Cameron | 0.50 | 2.04% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Mark Burfutt | 0.50 | 1.88% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Matt Hockedy | 0.50 | 1.83% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Jack Dummer | 0.50 | 1.75% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Nick Charlton | 0.50 | 1.75% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | John Payne | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Joe Scott | 0.50 | 1.35% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Matt Burman | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Charles Sadler | 0.50 | 1.33% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Philip Durham | 0.50 | 1.30% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Kyle Williams | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Jack Sharrod Scott | 0.50 | 0.85% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Tom Weaver | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | James Davis | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Cox | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Valentin Bastea | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Ben Swain | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Roberto Tedesco | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Matt Jackson | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Joe Gonnella | 0.50 | 0.32% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Jose Gonçalves | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Michael Traynor | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | James Wells | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Jacob Prior | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 09 April
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 09 April
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 April
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 09 April
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 16 April
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 16 April
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 20:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 16 April
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 16 April
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 23 April
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 23 April
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 23 April
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 23 April
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 30 April
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 20:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 30 April
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 30 April
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 30 April
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 07 May
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 07 May
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 07 May
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 May
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 14 May
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 14 May
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 14 May
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 14 May
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 21 May
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 21 May
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 21 May
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 21 May
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 28 May
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 28 May
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 28 May
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 28 May
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 04 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 04 June
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 04 June
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 04 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 11 June
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 11 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 11 June
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 11 June
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 18 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 18 June
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 18 June
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 June
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 25 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 25 June
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 25 June
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 25 June
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 02 July
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 02 July
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 20:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 02 July
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 02 July
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 02 April
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)12 - 6Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)9 - 10Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)8 - 6Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 5Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 09 April
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 16 April
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 23 April
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 30 April
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 07 May
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 14 May
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 21 May
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 28 May
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 04 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 11 June
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 18 June
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 25 June
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 02 July
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)