Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

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Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Incredible Bulks (Green)
1
1
2
2
Red
1
1
2
3
Black Puddingss
1
1
2
4
White
1
0
0
5
Blue Southend
1
0
0
6
Yellows
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 1 0 0 16 4 12 2
Red 1 1 0 0 14 10 4 2
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 14 11 3 2
White 1 0 0 1 11 14 -3 0
Blue Southend 1 0 0 1 10 14 -4 0
Yellows 1 0 0 1 4 16 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 1 0 0 13 1 12 2
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 11 10 1 2
Red 1 0 1 0 6 6 0 1
Blue Southend 1 0 1 0 6 6 0 1
White 1 0 0 1 10 11 -1 0
Yellows 1 0 0 1 1 13 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Yellows 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
White 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Blue Southend 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Rob Wilson 0.50 1.88%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jim Weir 0.50 1.13%
Red Alex Flynn 0.50 1.12%
Red Michael Mahoney 0.50 1.01%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Toby Lagden 0.50 0.87%
Black Puddingss Simon Taylor 0.50 0.73%
Blue Southend Peter Clark 0.50 0.56%
Yellows Ethem Ethemsoy 0.50 0.46%
Red Alex Putt 0.50 0.41%
Black Puddingss Kieran Fry 0.50 0.33%
Red Steven Lee 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 22 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 22 May

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:00
    White

  • Thursday 22 May

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 12 June

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    White

  • Thursday 12 June

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 03 July

    Red
    VS 20:30
    White

  • Thursday 03 July

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 03 July

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 22 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    White
    Red
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 12 June

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    White
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Red
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 03 July

    Red
    0 - 0
    White
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

 

  • Thursday 15 May

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 15 May

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 15 May

    White
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 29 May

    White
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 29 May

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 29 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 05 June

    Blue Southend
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 05 June

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    White

  • Thursday 19 June

    Blue Southend
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 19 June

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 19 June

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    White

  • Thursday 26 June

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 26 June

    White
    VS 21:00
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 26 June

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    Red

  • Thursday 10 July

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 10 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 10 July

    White
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 17 July

    White
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 17 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 17 July

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:30
    Red

  • Thursday 24 July

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 24 July

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 24 July

    White
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 31 July

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:00
    White

  • Thursday 31 July

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 07 August

    White
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 07 August

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 07 August

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 08 May

    Blue Southend
    10 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    16 - 4
    Yellows
    White
    11 - 14
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 15 May

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Red
    White
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 29 May

    White
    0 - 0
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 05 June

    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Red
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    White

  • Thursday 19 June

    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    White

  • Thursday 26 June

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    White
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red

  • Thursday 10 July

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red
    White
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 17 July

    White
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Red

  • Thursday 24 July

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Red
    White
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    White
    Red
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 07 August

    White
    0 - 0
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend