Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

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Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Star Obese (RED)
9
8
16
2
Wider Beermen (GREEN)
9
5
10
3
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
9
5
10
4
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
9
3
7
5
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
9
3
7
6
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 8 0 1 93 57 36 16
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 5 0 4 93 80 13 10
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 5 0 4 73 62 11 10
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 3 1 5 61 68 -7 7
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 3 1 5 58 67 -9 7
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 2 0 7 55 99 -44 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 8 1 0 65 27 38 17
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 7 0 2 64 41 23 14
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 5 0 4 55 39 16 10
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 3 0 6 40 47 -7 6
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 2 1 6 28 51 -23 5
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 0 2 7 27 74 -47 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 5 2 2 7 2 5 12
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 5 1 3 14 20 -6 11
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 4 2 3 9 12 -3 10
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 4 0 5 13 6 7 8
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 2 3 4 4 2 2 7
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 2 2 5 -3 2 -5 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Matthew Quinn 12.00 5.64%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Luke Jovic 10.50 6.44%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Marios Aresti 5.50 5.12%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Mohamed Ali OTMAN 5.00 4.10%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Connor Frost 5.00 1.18%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Sadrudin 4.00 2.87%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Anthony Laria 4.00 0.14%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Rhys Farthing 3.50 4.68%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Joe Lee 3.50 4.42%
Red Star Obese (RED) Ben Palmer 3.50 2.12%
Red Star Obese (RED) Paul Brown 3.50 -0.10%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Joey Dangsida 3.00 2.33%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Alejandro Fiuza Da Silva 3.00 2.28%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Wilson Roserie 3.00 1.33%
Red Star Obese (RED) Diego Santos 2.50 4.89%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Shane Macleod 2.50 1.47%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Mohamed 2.00 1.61%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Samy Ahmed 1.00 2.03%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) James O'neil 1.00 1.51%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Ayberk Demirci 1.00 1.44%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Jon Rees 0.50 1.11%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Dexter Bolton 0.50 0.93%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Hrushikesh Jogalekar 0.50 -0.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    6 - 2
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    14 - 6
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    4 - 11
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    6 - 2
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    2 - 14
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    8 - 13
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    11 - 5
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 4
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    14 - 4
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

 

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    VS 19:30
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    9 - 12
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    4 - 11
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    7 - 5
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    3 - 16
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    11 - 12
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    7 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    7 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    6 - 2
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    13 - 4
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    5 - 10
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 14
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    11 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    10 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    12 - 2
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    17 - 9
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    16 - 12
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 5
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    6 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    6 - 9
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    8 - 4
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    9 - 7
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    5 - 8
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    7 - 8
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    6 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    9 - 1
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    6 - 8
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)