Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £38.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
9
8
16
2
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
9
6
13
3
Red Star Obese (RED)
9
4
10
4
Wider Beermen (GREEN)
9
4
8
5
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
9
2
4
6
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
9
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 8 0 1 123 61 62 16
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 6 1 2 65 44 21 13
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 4 2 3 72 58 14 10
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 4 0 5 55 65 -10 8
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 2 0 7 80 114 -34 4
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 1 1 7 33 86 -53 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 7 0 2 77 24 53 14
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 6 1 2 32 22 10 13
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 6 0 3 36 20 16 12
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 4 1 4 41 31 10 9
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 2 0 7 33 83 -50 4
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 1 0 8 22 61 -39 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 9 5 3 1 22 10 12 13
Red Star Obese (RED) 9 4 3 2 18 9 9 11
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 9 3 3 3 0 3 -3 9
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 9 4 1 4 14 20 -6 9
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 9 2 3 4 3 5 -2 7
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 9 2 1 6 9 19 -10 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Star Obese (RED) Diego Santos 15.00 14.50%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Rhys Farthing 14.00 11.26%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Matthew Quinn 9.50 6.00%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Samy Ahmed 6.00 4.18%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Sadrudin 6.00 3.70%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Joe Lee 6.00 2.22%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Danny Quinn 5.50 2.18%
Red Star Obese (RED) Paul Brown 3.50 0.41%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Ryan Kemp-Worrell 3.00 0.38%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Mohamed 2.00 -0.09%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Francesco Tommaso 1.50 0.11%
Red Star Obese (RED) David Playle 1.00 3.74%
Red Star Obese (RED) Dean Nasser 1.00 0.82%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Jonathan Etienne 0.50 2.42%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Billy Knowles 0.50 1.89%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Abdul Daud 0.50 0.28%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    VS 19:30
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    VS 20:00
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    3 - 8
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    5 - 5
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    7 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 3
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    7 - 8
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 1
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    16 - 6
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    20 - 1
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    15 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    11 - 7
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 13
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    13 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

 

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  • Tuesday 24 March

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    14 - 3
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    8 - 1
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    12 - 7
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 10 March

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    4 - 13
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    20 - 6
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 5
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    24 - 13
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 9
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    8 - 11
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    6 - 6
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    9 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    2 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    9 - 7
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 15
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    8 - 11
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 18
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    6 - 5
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 8
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    6 - 21
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    2 - 2
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    5 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 6
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 5
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    11 - 1
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    15 - 7
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 6
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)