Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Nineteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Star Obese (RED)
7
6
12
2
Wider Beermen (GREEN)
7
4
8
3
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
7
3
6
4
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
7
3
6
5
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
7
3
6
6
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
7
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese (RED) 7 6 0 1 70 42 28 12
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 7 4 0 3 70 59 11 8
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 7 3 0 4 47 49 -2 6
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 7 3 0 4 50 54 -4 6
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 7 3 0 4 49 54 -5 6
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 7 2 0 5 43 71 -28 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Star Obese (RED) 7 6 1 0 49 22 27 13
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 7 6 0 1 49 29 20 12
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 7 3 0 4 35 35 0 6
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 7 2 1 4 24 38 -14 5
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 7 2 0 5 33 40 -7 4
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 7 0 2 5 21 47 -26 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 7 4 1 2 6 2 4 9
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 7 4 1 2 9 14 -5 9
Red Star Obese (RED) 7 3 2 2 5 6 -1 8
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 7 3 0 4 10 7 3 6
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 7 2 1 4 2 0 2 5
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 7 2 1 4 -4 -1 -3 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Matthew Quinn 8.50 5.07%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Luke Jovic 5.50 4.88%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Mohamed Ali OTMAN 4.50 1.55%
Red Star Obese (RED) Paul Brown 4.50 1.03%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Anthony Laria 4.00 0.14%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Rhys Farthing 3.50 4.68%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Connor Frost 3.50 1.65%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Joe Lee 3.00 4.08%
Red Star Obese (RED) Ben Palmer 3.00 2.33%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Wilson Roserie 3.00 1.41%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Sadrudin 2.50 1.84%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Shane Macleod 2.00 1.39%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Joey Dangsida 2.00 -1.30%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Alejandro Fiuza Da Silva 1.50 1.71%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Abdelrahman Attia 1.00 2.34%
Red Star Obese (RED) Diego Santos 0.50 2.93%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) James O'neil 0.50 0.76%
Red Star Obese (RED) Sam King 0.50 0.09%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Hrushikesh Jogalekar 0.50 -0.64%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    VS 20:00
    Red Star Obese (RED)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    6 - 2
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    2 - 14
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    8 - 13
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    11 - 5
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 4
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    14 - 4
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)

 

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    VS 19:00
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    VS 19:00
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    VS 20:00
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    VS 19:00
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    VS 19:30
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    7 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    6 - 2
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    13 - 4
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    5 - 10
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 14
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    11 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    10 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    12 - 2
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    17 - 9
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    16 - 12
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 5
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    6 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    6 - 9
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    8 - 4
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    9 - 7
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    5 - 8
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    7 - 8
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    6 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    9 - 1
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    6 - 8
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)