Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Ale Madrid - RED
8
7
14
2
Fatlanta FC - BLACK
8
6
12
3
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
8
5
10
4
Bayern Munchies - BLUE
8
4
8
5
The Paper Towels - WHITE
8
2
4
6
Shrek United - GREEN
8
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ale Madrid - RED 8 7 0 1 82 52 30 14
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 8 6 0 2 104 64 40 12
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 8 5 0 3 75 61 14 10
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 8 4 0 4 74 66 8 8
The Paper Towels - WHITE 8 2 0 6 75 78 -3 4
Shrek United - GREEN 8 0 0 8 25 114 -89 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 8 6 1 1 62 31 31 13
Real Ale Madrid - RED 8 6 0 2 32 21 11 12
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 8 5 1 2 40 24 16 11
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 8 3 1 4 32 26 6 7
The Paper Towels - WHITE 8 2 1 5 29 40 -11 5
Shrek United - GREEN 8 0 0 8 15 68 -53 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Ale Madrid - RED 8 5 1 2 25 5 20 11
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW 8 5 0 3 9 16 -7 10
Bayern Munchies - BLUE 8 4 1 3 17 13 4 9
The Paper Towels - WHITE 8 4 1 3 17 15 2 9
Fatlanta FC - BLACK 8 3 1 4 12 14 -2 7
Shrek United - GREEN 8 1 0 7 0 17 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Nathan Sobers 9.00 3.86%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Joey Dangsida 8.50 7.21%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Luke Jovic 7.50 3.73%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Wilson Roserie 7.00 5.63%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Jon Rees 6.50 4.30%
Real Ale Madrid - RED John Madrid 6.00 8.07%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Rafael Roldao 6.00 7.03%
Bayern Munchies - BLUE Iain Wright 5.00 3.23%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Jamie Holmes 5.00 1.69%
Shrek United - GREEN Dean Nasser 4.00 6.43%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Anthony Laria 4.00 2.82%
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Alex Bruce 4.00 2.36%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Alfie Mcguire 3.50 1.05%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Tony Young 3.00 2.99%
Real Ale Madrid - RED Mohamed Ali OTMAN 3.00 2.69%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Aaron O'hegarty 3.00 1.72%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Shane Macleod 2.50 2.68%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Samuel Conteh 2.50 1.13%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Connor Frost 2.50 0.22%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK James Newman 2.00 1.90%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Eli Pajoheshfar 1.00 2.94%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Nicholas Padayache 1.00 2.50%
Shrek United - GREEN Paul Brown 1.00 1.24%
Shrek United - GREEN Hrushikesh Jogalekar 1.00 0.64%
Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW Sam Roberts 1.00 -0.80%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Marc Byrne 0.50 1.34%
Fatlanta FC - BLACK Tom Gurlersan 0.50 1.03%
The Paper Towels - WHITE Matthew Quinn 0.50 0.93%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    VS 19:00
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    VS 19:30
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Shrek United - GREEN
    VS 20:00
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 4
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    10 - 6
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 11
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    7 - 9
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Shrek United - GREEN
    -2 - 6
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 3
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    0 - 0
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    0 - 0
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Shrek United - GREEN
    0 - 0
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW

 

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    VS 19:00
    Shrek United - GREEN
  • Tuesday 29 July

    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    VS 19:30
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    VS 20:00
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    VS 19:00
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Shrek United - GREEN
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    VS 20:00
    Real Ale Madrid - RED

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    6 - 17
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    8 - 10
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    17 - 3
    Shrek United - GREEN
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 16
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    10 - 5
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    12 - 7
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    10 - 6
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    15 - 2
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    10 - 18
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
  • Tuesday 17 June

    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    11 - 0
    Shrek United - GREEN
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    14 - 10
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    7 - 14
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    6 - 3
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    8 - 16
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    Shrek United - GREEN
    4 - 21
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    16 - 5
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    4 - 7
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    14 - 7
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    7 - 5
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    3 - 10
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    3 - 7
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Shrek United - GREEN
    3 - 11
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    13 - 11
    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    12 - 8
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Real Ale Madrid - RED
    0 - 0
    Shrek United - GREEN
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    0 - 0
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    0 - 0
    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Fatlanta FC - BLACK
    0 - 0
    The Paper Towels - WHITE
    Shrek United - GREEN
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies - BLUE
    Corn Cob Clobberers - YELLOW
    0 - 0
    Real Ale Madrid - RED