Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)
5
4
8
2
Carby County (Carlisle White)
5
4
8
3
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
5
3
6
4
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
5
3
6
5
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)
5
1
2
6
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)
5
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 31 | 29 | 8 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 37 | 16 | 8 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 55 | 38 | 17 | 6 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 59 | 48 | 11 | 6 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 31 | 65 | -34 | 2 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 69 | -39 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 23 | 12 | 11 | 9 |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 7 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 3 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 22 | -12 | 2 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 22 | 8 |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 13 | 14 | 8 |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 6 |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 6 | 5 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 24 | -18 | 2 |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 29 | -27 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 6.00 | 4.53% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Richard Beale | 6.00 | 3.99% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Carl Sewell | 6.00 | 3.48% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Matty Bolton | 6.00 | 2.66% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Mike Vevers | 6.00 | 1.89% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Benjamin Millington | 6.00 | -2.05% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Ben Snell | 5.00 | 3.84% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Kade Crossley | 4.50 | 1.92% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Mal Brown | 4.00 | 4.24% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Peter Barlow | 3.50 | 3.08% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Baz Cannon | 3.00 | 5.46% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Mike Broughton | 3.00 | 3.30% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Joe Little | 3.00 | 3.19% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jack Cooper | 3.00 | 2.73% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Dale McDougall | 3.00 | 2.66% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Max Reside-Robb | 3.00 | 2.53% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Steven Robinson | 3.00 | 2.03% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Stuart Milburn | 3.00 | 1.89% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Jake Coates | 3.00 | 1.55% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Dave Cooper | 3.00 | 1.11% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Liam Mcmullen | 2.50 | 4.10% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Mark Bray | 2.50 | 3.59% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Craig Simons | 2.50 | 2.37% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Jason Timms | 2.50 | 1.76% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Karl Park | 2.50 | 0.97% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 2.50 | 0.65% |
| Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) | Hein Van Der Westhuizen | 1.50 | 1.34% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Jonathan Gupwell | 1.50 | 0.35% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Edward Cooper | 1.50 | 0.19% |
| Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) | Jon Nattrass | 1.00 | 3.36% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Sam Norman | 1.00 | 2.85% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Tim Linford | 1.00 | 1.90% |
| Carby County (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) | Andrew Trickett | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 2.10% |
| Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) | Matt Potts | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 0.50 | 0.29% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 15 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 15 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 September
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 13 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 13 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 13 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 11 August
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)14 - 12Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)11 - 16Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 15 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 13 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)
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Monday 22 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 22 September
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 22 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 29 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 29 September
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 06 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 20 October
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 20 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Carby County (Carlisle White)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 October
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 08 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)9 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)19 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)3 - 15Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 01 September
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)5 - 15Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)7 - 9FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Carby County (Carlisle White)14 - 6Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 18 August
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)5 - 13Carby County (Carlisle White)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)10 - 15Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)8 - 13Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 04 August
Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)12 - 3FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)4 - 15Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)6 - 9Carby County (Carlisle White) -
Monday 28 July
Carby County (Carlisle White)4 - 11Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)8 - 14Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)10 - 7Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 22 September
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 September
Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 20 October
Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)0 - 0Carby County (Carlisle White)Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 October
FC Bayern Bru (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0Inter Milunch (Carlisle Blue)Carby County (Carlisle White)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Carlisle Green)Blackforest Rovers (Carlisle Black)0 - 0Snackington Stanley (Carlisle Red)