Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Beverley Young, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Nine | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
3
2
5
2
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
3
2
4
3
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
3
1
3
4
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
3
1
3
5
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
3
1
2
6
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
3
0
1
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 26 | 7 | 5 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 31 | -3 | 4 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 3 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 26 | 30 | -4 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 24 | -2 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 11 | 6 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 4 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 2 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 11 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 5 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 5 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 4 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 2 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 1 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | -8 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Craig Simons | 6.00 | 5.81% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 5.00 | 4.50% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Craig Graham | 3.00 | 6.09% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Sam Philpott | 3.00 | 4.70% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Viktor Krall | 3.00 | 4.55% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Dale McDougall | 3.00 | 1.90% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Liam Mcmullen | 3.00 | 1.03% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 2.50 | 4.98% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 2.50 | 4.13% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 2.50 | 2.57% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Jamie Dunn | 2.50 | 2.23% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Andy Reynolds | 2.50 | 1.87% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 2.50 | 1.28% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Shawn Berry | 2.50 | 1.18% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Rhys Ash | 2.50 | 0.77% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 1.50 | 0.71% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Tim Linford | 1.50 | 0.67% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Jonny Wattis | 1.00 | 5.36% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 1.00 | 3.19% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Radoslaw Jedrzejak | 1.00 | 2.87% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 1.00 | 2.26% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | gareth hewgill | 1.00 | 2.13% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | George Portsmouth | 1.00 | 1.09% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Marco Berti | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Mark Braithwaite | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Harry Watson | 1.00 | 0.74% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matt Potts | 1.00 | 0.74% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 1.00 | 0.30% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Daniel McGuirk | 1.00 | 0.17% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jake Gildert | 0.50 | 1.77% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 0.50 | 1.68% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Anatoly Veselov | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Andrew Trickett | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ian Gillatt | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 20 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 20 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 20 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 24 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 24 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 24 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 15 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)11 - 24MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 9FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)3 - 12ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 20 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 24 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
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Monday 29 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 29 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 13 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 13 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 13 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 10 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 10 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 10 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 17 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 17 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 17 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 01 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 01 July
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 01 July
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 08 July
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 08 July
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 08 July
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 22 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)10 - 16CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)8 - 8MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)11 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 08 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)9 - 11TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)7 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 9CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 25 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)7 - 6MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)6 - 11ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 29 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 13 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 10 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 17 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 01 July
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 08 July
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)