Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Beverley Young, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
1
1
2
2
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
1
1
2
3
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
1
1
2
4
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
1
0
0
5
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
1
0
0
6
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
1
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 2 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 0 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 0 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | -4 | 0 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Daniel McGuirk | 3.50 | 2.21% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 1.00 | 1.30% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 1.00 | 1.08% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 0.50 | 3.38% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Mark Bray | 0.50 | 3.18% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Andrew Trickett | 0.50 | 2.99% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 0.50 | 2.13% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ryan Roberts | 0.50 | 2.01% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Craig Graham | 0.50 | 1.86% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 0.50 | 1.33% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Edward John Lythgoe | 0.50 | 1.09% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Metcalfe | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | gareth hewgill | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Peter Barlow | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | George Portsmouth | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Dale McDougall | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Jamie Dunn | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Daniel Devine | 0.50 | 0.15% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 0.13% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Mark Richardson | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 02 December
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 December
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 02 December
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 13 January
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 13 January
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 13 January
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 10 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 10 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 10 February
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 02 December
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 13 January
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 10 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
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Monday 25 November
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 25 November
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 25 November
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 December
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 December
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 09 December
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 16 December
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 16 December
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 16 December
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 January
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 06 January
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 20 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 20 January
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 20 January
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 January
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 27 January
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 27 January
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 03 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 17 February
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 17 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 17 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 24 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 24 February
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 24 February
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 18 November
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)5 - 10TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)11 - 8ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 11MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 25 November
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 December
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 16 December
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 06 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 20 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 27 January
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 17 February
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 24 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)