Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Beverley Young, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
2
2
4
2
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
2
2
4
3
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
2
1
2
4
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
2
1
2
5
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
2
0
0
6
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
2
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 14 | 17 | 4 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 14 | 6 | 4 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 2 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 2 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 0 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 12 | 4 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | -7 | 0 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 16 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Dave Cooper | 4.00 | 3.12% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Joe Little | 3.50 | 3.55% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 2.00 | 0.29% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 2.00 | -0.95% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 1.00 | 3.57% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 1.00 | 3.33% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Hein VAN DER WESTHUIZEN | 1.00 | 2.56% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tim Linford | 1.00 | 2.21% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Craig Graham | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matty Bolton | 1.00 | 1.02% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ashley Clarkson | 1.00 | 0.97% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Douglas Penrice | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 0.50 | 3.34% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 0.50 | 2.80% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Baz Cannon | 0.50 | 2.41% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 0.50 | 1.84% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 0.50 | 1.54% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Peter Smith | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Mike Vevers | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Shane Statter | 0.50 | 1.30% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Gareth Hewgill | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Kieron Bulman | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Steven Dean | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Dale McDougall | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stuart Irving | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Peter Barlow | 0.50 | 0.56% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | dennis craik | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jake Gildert | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | BRENDAN REILLY | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Rhys Ash | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 0.50 | 0.29% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Craig Simons | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 0.50 | 0.11% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 07 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 07 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 07 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 05 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 05 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 05 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 02 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 02 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 07 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 05 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 02 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
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Monday 14 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 14 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 14 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 21 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 21 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 21 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 28 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 28 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 28 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 12 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 12 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 12 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 19 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 19 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 19 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 26 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 26 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 26 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 09 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 09 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 16 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 16 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 16 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 31 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 12MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)11 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 24 March
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 6TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 14 April
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 21 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 28 April
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 12 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 19 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 26 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 16 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)