Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Beverley Young, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
5
3
7
2
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
5
3
6
3
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
5
3
6
4
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
5
3
6
5
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
5
2
4
6
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
5
0
1
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 56 | 35 | 21 | 7 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 40 | 39 | 1 | 6 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 53 | -8 | 6 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 38 | 53 | -15 | 6 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 54 | 40 | 14 | 4 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 50 | -13 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 9 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -1 | 6 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 5 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 17 | 1 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 17 | -6 | 4 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 6 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 17 | -2 | 6 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 8 | 10 | 5 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 5 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 14 | -6 | 4 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 9.00 | -0.12% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ryan Roberts | 6.00 | 5.02% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 6.00 | 0.86% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Richard Beale | 5.50 | 5.26% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Gareth Hewgill | 5.00 | 9.62% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Andrew Trickett | 3.50 | 6.17% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Mike Vevers | 3.50 | 3.95% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 3.50 | 2.46% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 3.50 | 2.06% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | dennis craik | 3.50 | 1.39% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Steven Dean | 2.50 | 3.75% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Stuart Wareing | 2.50 | 2.23% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 2.50 | 1.23% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Peter Smith | 2.50 | 1.12% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Billy Woodland | 2.50 | 0.50% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 2.00 | 0.77% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 1.50 | 0.22% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ashley Clarkson | 1.50 | -0.11% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matt Potts | 1.00 | 3.03% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 1.00 | -0.39% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Mark Bray | 0.50 | 1.23% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 0.50 | -0.51% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Rhys Ash | 0.50 | -0.80% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 17 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 17 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 17 February
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 20 January
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)9 - 14FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)4 - 8MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)11 - 15ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 02 December
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)16 - 8ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 16FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)9 - 9MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 17 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
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Monday 27 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 27 January
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 27 January
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 February
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 03 February
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 03 February
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 10 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 10 February
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 10 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 24 February
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 24 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 24 February
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 03 March
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 03 March
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 13 January
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)12 - 9NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)23 - 4CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)7 - 7FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 16 December
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)6 - 11FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)7 - 10CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 5MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 09 December
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)6 - 10NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)6 - 11ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)21 - 4TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 25 November
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)5 - 7CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 12TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)6 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 18 November
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)5 - 10TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)11 - 8ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 11MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 27 January
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 03 February
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 10 February
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 24 February
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 03 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)