Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bolton Wobblers (White)
4
4
8
2
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
4
3
6
3
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
4
2
4
4
Snotts County
4
2
4
5
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
4
1
2
6
Blueberry Muffintops
4
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 49 | 27 | 22 | 8 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 52 | 38 | 14 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 36 | 3 | 4 |
| Snotts County | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 31 | 34 | -3 | 4 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 38 | -16 | 2 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 48 | -20 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 7 |
| Snotts County | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 15 | 6 | 6 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 8 | 12 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 3 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 3 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 30 | -22 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 7 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 5 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 5 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 18 | 3 | 4 |
| Snotts County | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 3 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Steve Bass | 6.50 | 10.05% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Chris Morris | 6.50 | 5.82% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Mark Lyons | 6.50 | 4.58% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Keith Barnes | 6.50 | 3.65% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matt Stevens | 6.00 | 5.02% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 6.00 | 0.00% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | William Swindell | 4.00 | 3.48% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Kiran Desai | 3.50 | 1.22% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | jack huckle | 3.00 | 4.59% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Paul Norton | 3.00 | 4.44% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Dave Spencer | 3.00 | 3.78% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Simon Voake | 3.00 | 2.90% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Martin Day | 3.00 | 2.75% |
| Snotts County | Spencer Stansfield | 3.00 | 2.21% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Chris Chappell | 3.00 | 0.31% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Josh Heffernan | 2.50 | 3.20% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matthew Creasey | 2.50 | 2.78% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Russell Smith | 2.50 | 2.61% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | David Tron | 2.50 | 1.44% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Sam Blowers | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Pedro Raxworthy | 2.50 | 1.05% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Michael Weale | 2.00 | 1.15% |
| Snotts County | James McCarthy | 1.50 | 0.91% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | David Shannon | 1.50 | 0.46% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ian Swindell | 1.50 | 0.30% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Michael Eldred | 1.00 | 3.13% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Ant Sleet | 1.00 | 2.42% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Chris Potter | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Jack Wilson | 0.50 | 2.25% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Rob White | 0.50 | 1.24% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Robert Toms | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Snotts County | Roy Moore | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Jon Pead | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Snotts County | Stuart Fuller | 0.50 | 0.28% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 27 March
Snotts CountyVS 19:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:30Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 27 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 24 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 24 April
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:30Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 24 April
Snotts CountyVS 20:00Bolton Wobblers (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 27 February
Bolton Wobblers (White)9 - 5Bayer Liposuction (Red)Snotts County6 - 16Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)17 - 3Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 27 March
Snotts County0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 24 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Snotts County0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)
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Thursday 20 March
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 20 March
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:30Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 20 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 03 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:30Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 20:00Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 10 April
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 10 April
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:30Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 10 April
Snotts CountyVS 20:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 17 April
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 17 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 01 May
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 01 May
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 08 May
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 08 May
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 13 March
Bayer Liposuction (Red)6 - 12Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)15 - 10Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Snotts County11 - 10Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 06 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)16 - 8Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops7 - 10Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)5 - 12Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 20 February
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)8 - 12Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Blueberry Muffintops5 - 13Bolton Wobblers (White)Bayer Liposuction (Red)-1 - 5Snotts County -
Thursday 13 February
Snotts County7 - 9Bolton Wobblers (White)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)14 - 7Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)14 - 6Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 20 March
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Snotts CountyBayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 10 April
Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Snotts CountyChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)