Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
1
1
2
2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
1
1
2
3
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
1
1
2
4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
1
1
2
5
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
1
0
0
6
Piecester City (Pink)
1
0
0
7
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
1
0
0
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 1 1 0 0 13 5 8 2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 1 1 0 0 12 9 3 2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 1 1 0 0 10 9 1 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 1 0 0 1 9 10 -1 0
Piecester City (Pink) 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 1 0 0 1 9 12 -3 0
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 1 0 0 1 5 13 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Piecester City (Pink) 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 1 1 0 0 8 1 7 2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 1 1 0 0 5 1 4 2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 1 1 0 0 5 2 3 2
Piecester City (Pink) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 1 0 0 1 2 5 -3 0
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 1 0 0 1 1 8 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Ziya Musa 3.50 8.78%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 3.50 1.82%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 3.50 1.13%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 3.00 -0.19%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 1.00 -1.57%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 0.50 5.15%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 0.50 2.56%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sam Reynolds 0.50 2.56%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Stephen Armstrong 0.50 2.24%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 0.50 2.05%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 0.50 1.71%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 0.50 1.69%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Togwell 0.50 1.41%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Noel Carroll 0.50 1.33%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 1.08%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 0.50 0.69%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Ahmet Dogan 0.50 0.56%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 0.50 0.54%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 0.50 0.24%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 0.50 0.20%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 0.50 0.19%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 0.50 0.12%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 0.50 0.11%
Piecester City (Pink) Joseph Latham 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    7 - 5
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    9 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    13 - 5
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    10 - 9
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 22 July

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)