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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastbourne. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Elizabeth Searle, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hangover 96 (Green)
14
9
21
2
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)
13
9
18
3
KFC Wimbledon (Red )
14
7
18
4
Fatalanta (White)
14
7
17
5
Inter Kebabs (Blue)
14
6
13
6
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)
14
4
12
7
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)
14
2
7
8
Orange is the new fat (Orange)
14
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 133 | 98 | 35 | 21 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 120 | 88 | 32 | 18 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 14 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 93 | 64 | 29 | 18 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 14 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 108 | 92 | 16 | 17 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 90 | 102 | -12 | 13 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 14 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 81 | 84 | -3 | 12 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 14 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 77 | 115 | -38 | 7 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 14 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 59 | 118 | -59 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 53 | 17 | 36 | 24 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 65 | 27 | 38 | 19 |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 38 | 37 | 1 | 16 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 15 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 13 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 26 | 45 | -19 | 9 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 28 | 56 | -28 | 7 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 27 | 63 | -36 | 7 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 14 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 63 | 34 | 29 | 19 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 14 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 18 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 39 | 32 | 7 | 16 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 30 | 31 | -1 | 16 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 20 | 33 | -13 | 13 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 13 | 17 | -4 | 10 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 13 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 22 | 31 | -9 | 10 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 12 | 28 | -16 | 10 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Guy Edmondson | 13.00 | 15.01% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Fatos Halilaj | 10.50 | 7.85% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Joseph Turner | 9.00 | 6.30% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Stuart Hunt | 9.00 | 1.56% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ashley Mardlin | 8.50 | 6.94% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Joe Skinner | 8.50 | 3.83% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Gazmir Trupja | 8.00 | 5.01% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Jamie Doyle | 8.00 | 4.98% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Matt Burman | 8.00 | 2.15% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Oliver Marchant | 6.50 | 7.63% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Nathan White | 6.50 | 5.05% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Shaun Allery | 6.00 | 5.65% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Matt Jackson | 6.00 | 5.40% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Peter Dennis | 6.00 | 4.82% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Jon Wootton | 6.00 | 0.63% |
| Fatalanta (White) | James Gray | 5.50 | 4.35% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Marcus Hunt | 5.50 | 2.22% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Dan Fairway | 5.50 | 0.94% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Joe Scott | 5.50 | 0.23% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Harry James | 5.00 | 4.87% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Jack Scott | 5.00 | 3.41% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Chris Dawkins | 5.00 | 3.23% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Sam Jaban | 5.00 | 2.87% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Ben Huggins | 5.00 | 1.72% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | James Wells | 5.00 | 1.13% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Kai Hunnisett | 5.00 | 0.48% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Matthew Long | 5.00 | 0.45% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Billy Wood | 5.00 | -0.26% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Mark Ballard | 4.50 | 4.66% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Tom Weaver | 4.50 | -0.44% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Lee Baulcomb | 4.00 | 2.88% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Paul Cox | 4.00 | 0.36% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Mike Ling | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | David Brooks | 3.50 | 4.35% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | James Davis | 3.50 | 2.19% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Nikolas Stojcevski | 3.50 | 1.53% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Sam Cornford | 3.00 | 2.18% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | William Kirkham | 3.00 | 1.62% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Greg Holden | 3.00 | 1.16% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Ben Mepham | 3.00 | 0.07% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Kieren Hill | 3.00 | -0.10% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Alexander Simmonds | 2.50 | 1.08% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ellis Nuttall | 2.50 | 0.11% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Sam Payne | 2.00 | 1.42% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Thomas Mardlin | 1.00 | 2.69% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Carl Henningway | 1.00 | 2.06% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Matthew Pinyoun | 0.50 | 2.21% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Roy Eley | 0.50 | 2.02% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Sam Yarwood | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Jack Beadle-Daly | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Steve Ruocco | 0.50 | 0.21% |
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Wednesday 24 April
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)7 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)6 - 10Inter Kebabs (Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Red )5 - 5Fatalanta (White)Hangover 96 (Green)14 - 5Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 17 April
Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 5KFC Wimbledon (Red )Fatalanta (White)5 - 5LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 15Hangover 96 (Green)Inter Kebabs (Blue)3 - 8Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 03 April
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 5Inter Kebabs (Blue)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)5 - 11Fatalanta (White)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)7 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Hangover 96 (Green)6 - 3KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 27 March
KFC Wimbledon (Red )3 - 3LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 9Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Inter Kebabs (Blue)13 - 8Hangover 96 (Green)Fatalanta (White)4 - 16Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 20 March
Inter Kebabs (Blue)3 - 7Fatalanta (White)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 9Orange is the new fat (Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)1 - 8KFC Wimbledon (Red )Hangover 96 (Green)7 - 6LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 13 March
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)6 - 4Fatburn Rovers (Purple)KFC Wimbledon (Red )4 - 6Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatalanta (White)11 - 8Hangover 96 (Green)Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 9Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 06 March
Fatalanta (White)3 - 5Orange is the new fat (Orange)Inter Kebabs (Blue)9 - 7KFC Wimbledon (Red )Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)9 - 7LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Hangover 96 (Green)9 - 6Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 28 February
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)1 - 4Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Inter Kebabs (Blue)6 - 3LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Fatalanta (White)5 - 8KFC Wimbledon (Red )Orange is the new fat (Orange)8 - 10Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 21 February
KFC Wimbledon (Red )7 - 3Orange is the new fat (Orange)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)4 - 12Fatalanta (White)Hangover 96 (Green)9 - 6Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)7 - 7Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 14 February
Inter Kebabs (Blue)5 - 7Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatalanta (White)11 - 1Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Orange is the new fat (Orange)13 - 6LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)KFC Wimbledon (Red )5 - 5Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 07 February
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Red )Fatburn Rovers (Purple)5 - 4Orange is the new fat (Orange)Hangover 96 (Green)12 - 1Inter Kebabs (Blue)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)11 - 6Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 31 January
Fatalanta (White)13 - 8Inter Kebabs (Blue)Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 19Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Red )11 - 11Fatburn Rovers (Purple)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)11 - 17Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 24 January
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)7 - 7LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)4 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Red )Hangover 96 (Green)7 - 7Fatalanta (White)Inter Kebabs (Blue)6 - 3Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 17 January
Orange is the new fat (Orange)6 - 8Fatalanta (White)KFC Wimbledon (Red )10 - 5Inter Kebabs (Blue)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)6 - 11Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)6 - 6Hangover 96 (Green)