Guildford

Friday | 19:30-21:30

Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see  for  yourself

Sam Morgan, Coach, Guildford

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O B City (Red)
4
4
8
2
Incredible Bulks (Green)
4
3
6
3
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
4
3
6
4
Yellow Chubmarines
4
2
4
5
MK Donners (White)
4
2
4
6
What rhymes with Orange?
4
1
3
7
Slurple Reign (Purple)
4
0
1
8
Inter Mitummy (Blue)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O B City (Red) 4 4 0 0 35 12 23 8
Incredible Bulks (Green) 4 3 0 1 37 16 21 6
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) 4 3 0 1 27 20 7 6
Yellow Chubmarines 4 2 0 2 28 19 9 4
MK Donners (White) 4 2 0 2 23 30 -7 4
What rhymes with Orange? 4 1 1 2 17 20 -3 3
Slurple Reign (Purple) 4 0 1 3 3 29 -26 1
Inter Mitummy (Blue) 4 0 0 4 14 38 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Incredible Bulks (Green) 4 4 0 0 23 2 21 8
What rhymes with Orange? 4 3 1 0 14 7 7 7
O B City (Red) 4 3 0 1 13 4 9 6
Yellow Chubmarines 4 3 0 1 15 7 8 6
MK Donners (White) 4 1 1 2 14 22 -8 3
Inter Mitummy (Blue) 4 1 0 3 4 18 -14 2
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) 4 0 0 4 1 10 -9 0
Slurple Reign (Purple) 4 0 0 4 3 17 -14 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) 4 3 0 1 17 4 13 6
O B City (Red) 4 3 0 1 11 1 10 6
Incredible Bulks (Green) 4 3 0 1 8 8 0 6
Yellow Chubmarines 4 2 0 2 5 6 -1 4
Slurple Reign (Purple) 4 2 0 2 -2 3 -5 4
MK Donners (White) 4 1 0 3 2 3 -1 2
Inter Mitummy (Blue) 4 1 0 3 4 12 -8 2
What rhymes with Orange? 4 1 0 3 -2 6 -8 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Tommy Ramsbottom 6.00 2.77%
Yellow Chubmarines Tiyon Simpson 4.00 1.07%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Mark Smithies 3.00 4.44%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Richard Knight 3.00 3.57%
O B City (Red) Ross Mckay 3.00 2.07%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Steve Todd 2.50 9.59%
MK Donners (White) Rob Whitmore 2.50 4.18%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) James Hill 2.50 2.88%
O B City (Red) Alex Rushent 2.50 2.61%
Inter Mitummy (Blue) Carlo Nastro 2.50 2.52%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Mark Hannon 2.50 2.34%
O B City (Red) Mitchell Alsabti 2.50 2.18%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Hayden Goodwin 2.50 0.75%
MK Donners (White) Jon Skelton 2.00 0.41%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Scott Parsons 1.00 2.14%
What rhymes with Orange? Tim Lawrence 1.00 2.14%
O B City (Red) Owen Jones 1.00 2.01%
O B City (Red) Bryan Frew 1.00 1.99%
Inter Mitummy (Blue) Luke Mcdonald 1.00 1.64%
Inter Mitummy (Blue) Peter Borlase 1.00 1.28%
Yellow Chubmarines Behnam Jafari 1.00 1.19%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Dan Sapsford 1.00 1.11%
Yellow Chubmarines Ash Doherty 1.00 1.09%
What rhymes with Orange? Taimur ZAFAR 1.00 0.69%
Slurple Reign (Purple) david mitchell 1.00 0.54%
Slurple Reign (Purple) Dean Johnson 1.00 0.32%
Slurple Reign (Purple) Josh Price 1.00 0.26%
MK Donners (White) WASEEM QASIM 1.00 0.19%
Inter Mitummy (Blue) Samson Lewis 1.00 0.14%
What rhymes with Orange? Jamie McNulty 1.00 0.08%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Joseph Mulae 1.00 0.00%
O B City (Red) Will Martyr 1.00 -0.97%
What rhymes with Orange? James Poole 0.50 1.42%
MK Donners (White) Jon Blanch 0.50 1.02%
Inter Mitummy (Blue) Dan Staunton 0.50 0.85%
Yellow Chubmarines Paul Richardson 0.50 0.73%
MK Donners (White) Steven Kilpin 0.50 0.72%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Peter Yorston 0.50 0.68%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Craig Mansfield 0.50 0.41%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Oliver Arnell 0.50 0.41%
Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks) Adam Pigott 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 05 April

    What rhymes with Orange?
    VS 19:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 05 April

    O B City (Red)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 05 April

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 05 April

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines
  • Friday 12 April

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
  • Friday 12 April

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Chubmarines
  • Friday 12 April

    MK Donners (White)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 12 April

    What rhymes with Orange?
    VS 21:00
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 19 April

    O B City (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 19 April

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 19 April

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 19 April

    Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 21:00
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 26 April

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 26 April

    Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 20:00
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 26 April

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 26 April

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 03 May

    O B City (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
  • Friday 03 May

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 03 May

    What rhymes with Orange?
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines
  • Friday 03 May

    MK Donners (White)
    VS 21:00
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 10 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 19:30
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 10 May

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 10 May

    Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 20:30
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 10 May

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 17 May

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Chubmarines
  • Friday 17 May

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 17 May

    O B City (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 17 May

    What rhymes with Orange?
    VS 21:00
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 24 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 19:30
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 24 May

    MK Donners (White)
    VS 20:00
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 24 May

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 24 May

    Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 21:00
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
  • Friday 31 May

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 31 May

    Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 20:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 31 May

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 31 May

    O B City (Red)
    VS 21:00
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 07 June

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 19:30
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 07 June

    What rhymes with Orange?
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 07 June

    MK Donners (White)
    VS 20:30
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
  • Friday 07 June

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 22 March

    MK Donners (White)
    8 - 4
    What rhymes with Orange?
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 14
    O B City (Red)
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    2 - 8
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    10 - 1
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 15 March

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    7 - 8
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    O B City (Red)
    7 - 5
    Yellow Chubmarines
    What rhymes with Orange?
    2 - 2
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    MK Donners (White)
    6 - 14
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 08 March

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    1 - 4
    MK Donners (White)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    2 - 6
    What rhymes with Orange?
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    12 - 2
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    3 - 6
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 01 March

    O B City (Red)
    8 - 4
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    What rhymes with Orange?
    5 - 8
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    MK Donners (White)
    5 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 9
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
  • Friday 05 April

    What rhymes with Orange?
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    O B City (Red)
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines
  • Friday 12 April

    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines
    MK Donners (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    What rhymes with Orange?
    0 - 0
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 19 April

    O B City (Red)
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    What rhymes with Orange?
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 26 April

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    What rhymes with Orange?
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    O B City (Red)
  • Friday 03 May

    O B City (Red)
    0 - 0
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    What rhymes with Orange?
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines
    MK Donners (White)
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
  • Friday 10 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 0
    What rhymes with Orange?
    Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    O B City (Red)
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
  • Friday 17 May

    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    O B City (Red)
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    What rhymes with Orange?
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
  • Friday 24 May

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    What rhymes with Orange?
    MK Donners (White)
    0 - 0
    O B City (Red)
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
  • Friday 31 May

    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    MK Donners (White)
    O B City (Red)
    0 - 0
    What rhymes with Orange?
  • Friday 07 June

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    O B City (Red)
    What rhymes with Orange?
    0 - 0
    Inter Mitummy (Blue)
    MK Donners (White)
    0 - 0
    Blackbeard's Ballers (Blacks)
    Slurple Reign (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines