Leeds
Wednesday | 19:00-22:00
Goals Leeds, Redcote Lane Leeds, LS4 2AW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leeds. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MAN v FAT Leeds - where weight loss meets the beautiful game! I'm here to support you on your weight loss journey in a non-judgmental and a competitive environment, where both on scale and off scale victories are celebrated! The benefits of MAN v Fat Football go far beyond weight loss. You'll build your fitness, improve your confidence and boost your mental wellbeing, all whilst making new connections with your team mates, who understand the challenges you face and will cheer you on through every triumph and setback.
Alex Vamplew, Coach, Leeds
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)
7
7
14
2
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)
7
5
11
3
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)
7
5
11
4
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)
7
5
10
5
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)
7
5
10
6
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
7
3
6
7
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)
7
2
4
8
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)
7
1
2
9
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)
7
1
2
10
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)
7
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 32 | 40 | 14 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 36 | 39 | 11 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 57 | 33 | 24 | 11 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 88 | 46 | 42 | 10 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 73 | 42 | 31 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 39 | 16 | 6 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 45 | 48 | -3 | 4 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 34 | 69 | -35 | 2 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 28 | 82 | -54 | 2 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 19 | 119 | -100 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 21 | 47 | 14 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 42 | 16 | 26 | 12 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 59 | 26 | 33 | 10 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 58 | 27 | 31 | 10 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 44 | 18 | 26 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 22 | 19 | 8 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 34 | 39 | -5 | 4 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 20 | 66 | -46 | 2 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 13 | 56 | -43 | 0 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 102 | -88 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 4 | 11 | 11 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 10 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 8 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 8 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 7 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 7 |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 5 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 14 | -8 | 3 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 7 | 0 | 3 | 4 | -3 | 6 | -9 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Rob Pickup | 9.00 | 0.00% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Tom Conroy | 8.50 | 8.78% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Lee Ruddock | 8.50 | 5.39% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Colin Copland | 8.50 | 5.29% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Daniel Hullah | 8.50 | 4.89% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | James Salt | 8.00 | 7.54% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Tom Conneely | 6.50 | 1.24% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Kevin Sim | 5.00 | 2.72% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Robbie Andrews | 5.00 | 2.05% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Philip Howarth | 5.00 | 1.98% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Oliver Young | 3.50 | 4.00% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Paul Pike | 3.50 | 3.62% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Liam Duggan | 3.50 | 2.10% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Tom Inman | 3.50 | 1.41% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Brendan Broadhead | 3.50 | 0.11% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Sam Pooley | 3.00 | 3.37% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Nathan Fawell | 2.50 | 3.28% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Omar Hussain | 2.50 | 2.32% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | John Massey | 2.50 | 1.19% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Abdullahi Asimah | 2.50 | 0.82% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Michael Davis | 2.50 | 0.61% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Oliver Yeoman | 2.50 | 0.29% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Peter Rutenga | 1.50 | 0.39% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Robert Hackney | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | David Hayden | 1.00 | 1.88% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Robert Crump | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Paul Emery | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Paul Hollings | 1.00 | 0.80% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Chris Prideaux | 1.00 | 0.67% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | David Ogden | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Kieron McDonnell | 0.50 | 1.13% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Chris Alker | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Alastair Hutchinson | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jordan McCoy | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Andrew Milburn | 0.50 | -0.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 26 March
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 19:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 26 March
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 19:30Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) -
Wednesday 26 March
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)VS 20:00Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 26 March
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 20:30Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 26 March
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)VS 21:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 09 April
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 19:00Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 09 April
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 19:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 09 April
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 20:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 09 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)VS 20:30Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 April
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 21:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 16 April
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 19:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 16 April
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)VS 19:00Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) -
Wednesday 16 April
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 19:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 16 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)VS 20:30Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 16 April
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)VS 21:00Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 26 February
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)3 - 2Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)11 - 3Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)9 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)10 - 11Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)8 - 5Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) -
Wednesday 29 January
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)3 - 3Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)6 - 8Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)7 - 3Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)9 - 5Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)9 - 9Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 26 March
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 09 April
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 16 April
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)0 - 0Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)
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Wednesday 19 March
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 19:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 19 March
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 19:30Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 19 March
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)VS 20:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 19 March
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)VS 20:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 19 March
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 21:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 02 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)VS 19:00EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 02 April
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)VS 19:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 02 April
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 20:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 02 April
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)VS 20:30Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 02 April
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 21:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 12 March
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)4 - 7Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)2 - 7Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)9 - 9Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)10 - 12Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)10 - 4EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 05 March
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 14Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)6 - 5Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)4 - 3EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)5 - 14Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)3 - 13Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 19 February
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)7 - -1Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)5 - 4Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)1 - 21Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)11 - 4Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)8 - 9EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 12 February
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)6 - 10Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)9 - 4EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)6 - 18Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)21 - 1Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)6 - 17Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 05 February
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)5 - 7Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)7 - 2EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)3 - 22Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)7 - 13Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)7 - 10Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 22 January
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)20 - -1Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 8Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)11 - 4Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)11 - 8Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)14 - 6Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 15 January
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)4 - 12Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)8 - 1Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)3 - 12Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)3 - 11Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)6 - 14Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) -
Wednesday 19 March
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 02 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)