Leyton

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Feel Good Too, Ive Farm Close, London Leyton Orient, E10 5UE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.

Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
5
5
10
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
5
4
8
3
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
5
3
6
4
White Pudding (Leyton White)
5
3
6
5
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
5
2
5
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
5
1
3
7
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
5
1
2
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 5 5 0 0 60 16 44 10
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 5 4 0 1 40 24 16 8
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 5 3 0 2 34 20 14 6
White Pudding (Leyton White) 5 3 0 2 22 29 -7 6
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 5 2 1 2 24 31 -7 5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 5 1 1 3 27 33 -6 3
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 5 1 0 4 25 34 -9 2
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 5 0 0 5 3 48 -45 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 5 5 0 0 23 2 21 10
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 5 4 1 0 19 2 17 9
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 5 3 1 1 15 4 11 7
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 5 3 0 2 12 15 -3 6
White Pudding (Leyton White) 5 1 1 3 9 13 -4 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 5 1 1 3 3 11 -8 3
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 5 1 0 4 6 17 -11 2
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 5 0 0 5 1 24 -23 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) 5 5 0 0 19 1 18 10
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) 5 3 1 1 6 6 0 7
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) 5 3 1 1 5 6 -1 7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) 5 2 0 3 6 6 0 4
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) 5 2 0 3 2 2 0 4
White Pudding (Leyton White) 5 2 0 3 -1 0 -1 4
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) 5 1 0 4 -3 3 -6 2
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) 5 1 0 4 -2 8 -10 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Jabril Mohammed 6.00 8.11%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jack Tulley 6.00 1.94%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Hasan Sarwar 5.50 2.85%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Waseem Jamal 3.50 4.29%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Joe Philipson 3.50 2.00%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Douglas Curtis 3.00 4.37%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Benjamin Cox 3.00 1.96%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Chris Rutherford 3.00 1.80%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Charles Melvin 3.00 1.24%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jorge Pinto 2.50 2.77%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Garry Tooey 2.50 1.64%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Alan Smith 2.50 1.61%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Badar Haq 2.50 1.16%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Jerome Jacobs 2.50 1.03%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Patrick Coeur De Lion 2.50 1.01%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Jaysen Griffin 2.50 0.48%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Simba Danha 2.50 0.32%
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) Andre Bucknor 2.00 1.24%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Kristian Coote 1.00 5.99%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Lewis Steward 1.00 4.58%
Dark Knights (Leyton Black) Hichem Larafa 1.00 1.40%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Aubrey Davis 1.00 0.38%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Dipak Gosai 1.00 0.33%
White Pudding (Leyton White) Lewis Stevens 1.00 0.30%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) Oliver Mint 1.00 0.29%
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) Inan Gul 1.00 0.11%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Andrew Robson 1.00 0.00%
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) Ishak Ayiris 0.50 1.47%
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) David Perry 0.50 1.33%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) Simon Bailey 0.50 0.78%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Wayne Cox 0.50 0.26%
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) Luis Cabana 0.50 -0.34%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 20:00
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:30
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 19:30
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 20:30
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 20:00
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 19:30
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:00
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 20:30
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 21:00
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    VS 20:00
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    VS 20:30
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    VS 20:30
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    VS 21:00
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 17 December

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 9
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    2 - 2
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    8 - 3
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    8 - 7
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 10 December

    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    3 - 13
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 13
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    11 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    7 - 10
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 03 December

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    4 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    12 - 3
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    5 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    3 - 1
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    2 - 4
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    1 - 3
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    6 - 3
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    -1 - 13
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 19 November

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    14 - 5
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    11 - 2
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    9 - 5
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    6 - 9
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
    0 - 0
    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    0 - 0
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
    Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
    White Pudding (Leyton White)
    0 - 0
    Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)