Leyton
Tuesday | 19:30-21:30
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
0
0
0
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
0
0
0
3
White Pudding (Leyton White)
0
0
0
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
0
0
0
5
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
0
0
0
6
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
0
0
0
7
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
0
0
0
8
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
0
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 11 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 11 March
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 11 March
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 11 March
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 18 March
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 18 March
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 18 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 25 March
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 25 March
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 25 March
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 25 March
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 01 April
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 19:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 01 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 01 April
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 01 April
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 08 April
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 08 April
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 08 April
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 08 April
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 15 April
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 15 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 20:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 15 April
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 15 April
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 22 April
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 22 April
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 22 April
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 22 April
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 21:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 29 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 29 April
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 29 April
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 29 April
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 06 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 06 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 06 May
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 06 May
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 13 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 13 May
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 13 May
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 13 May
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 20 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 19:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 20 May
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 20 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 20 May
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 21:00Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 27 May
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 27 May
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:30Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 27 May
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 21:00Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 03 June
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 19:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 03 June
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 03 June
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 03 June
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 21:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 10 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 10 June
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 10 June
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 20:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 10 June
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 21:00Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
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Tuesday 11 March
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 18 March
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 25 March
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 01 April
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 08 April
White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 15 April
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 22 April
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 29 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 06 May
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 13 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 20 May
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 03 June
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 10 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)