Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
6
5
10
2
Kaiser Chefs (black)
6
5
10
3
.The incredible bulks (green)
6
4
8
4
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
6
3
6
5
Ivory Toast (orange)
6
1
2
6
.Fatalanta (blue).
6
0
0

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 6 5 0 1 48 22 26 10
Kaiser Chefs (black) 6 5 0 1 51 36 15 10
.The incredible bulks (green) 6 4 0 2 39 39 0 8
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 6 3 0 3 31 44 -13 6
Ivory Toast (orange) 6 1 0 5 38 44 -6 2
.Fatalanta (blue). 6 0 0 6 23 45 -22 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
.The incredible bulks (green) 6 5 0 1 15 6 9 10
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 6 3 2 1 24 12 12 8
.Fatalanta (blue). 6 3 1 2 18 11 7 7
Kaiser Chefs (black) 6 2 1 3 9 15 -6 5
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 6 2 1 3 14 20 -6 5
Ivory Toast (orange) 6 0 1 5 12 28 -16 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (orange) 6 5 0 1 11 3 8 10
Kaiser Chefs (black) 6 4 1 1 25 6 19 9
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 6 4 1 1 9 -3 12 9
.The incredible bulks (green) 6 2 0 4 11 16 -5 4
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 6 1 1 4 5 10 -5 3
.Fatalanta (blue). 6 0 1 5 -10 19 -29 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
.The incredible bulks (green) Ben Camies 11.50 16.23%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Adam Spikin 8.00 7.95%
Ivory Toast (orange) Alex Arnott 8.00 3.94%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tristan Knowles 6.50 6.07%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Thomas Chambers 6.50 5.36%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Dan Elliott 6.00 9.26%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Packard 6.00 6.22%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Josh Graham 5.50 1.51%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Ian Jeffrey 5.50 1.06%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Callum Griffiths 5.00 12.32%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Paul Ekhorutomwen 4.50 3.22%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Chambers 3.50 3.96%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) James Attwood 3.50 1.70%
.The incredible bulks (green) Sam Coates 3.00 7.13%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Nathan Kury 3.00 2.08%
Ivory Toast (orange) Peter Young 2.50 1.00%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ian Giles 2.50 0.70%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) graeme samways 2.50 0.41%
Ivory Toast (orange) Lewis Hines 2.00 4.15%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ross Williams 2.00 1.63%
.The incredible bulks (green) James Yates 2.00 1.00%
.The incredible bulks (green) Dan O'Sullivan 2.00 0.90%
.Fatalanta (blue). James Gray 1.50 2.80%
.The incredible bulks (green) Nicholas Hartley 1.50 1.37%
.The incredible bulks (green) Nathan Giles 1.00 1.57%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Tim Quadling 1.00 1.47%
.Fatalanta (blue). Alfie Strong 1.00 0.86%
Ivory Toast (orange) Christopher Smelt 1.00 0.15%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tom Wichall 0.50 1.30%
.The incredible bulks (green) Chris Daly 0.50 0.09%
.Fatalanta (blue). Jamie Revell 0.50 0.09%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Lee Walker 0.50 -0.77%
Ivory Toast (orange) Nick Lowe 0.50 -0.83%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 25 April

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 19:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 25 April

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 20:15
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 25 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:45
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 21 March

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    8 - 2
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    17 - 4
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    2 - 19
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 14 February

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    11 - 7
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    9 - 5
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    6 - 5
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 25 April

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

 

  • Friday 04 April

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 19:45
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 04 April

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 20:15
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 04 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:45
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 11 April

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 19:45
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 11 April

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 20:15
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 11 April

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 20:45
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 02 May

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 19:45
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 02 May

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 20:15
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 20:45
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 19:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 09 May

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:15
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 09 May

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 20:45
    .The incredible bulks (green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 28 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    7 - 12
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    8 - 6
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 11
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 14 March

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    14 - 4
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    8 - 6
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 07 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    9 - 8
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 8
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 21 February

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    5 - -1
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 07 February

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    4 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    3 - 1
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 31 January

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    7 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 04 April

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 11 April

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 02 May

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)