Maidstone
Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!
Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone
Leaderboard
Season Nine | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)
7
5
12
2
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)
7
4
9
3
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)
7
4
8
4
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)
7
4
8
5
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)
7
3
7
6
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)
7
3
6
7
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)
7
2
4
8
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
7
1
2
I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 66 | 30 | 36 | 12 |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 47 | 39 | 8 | 9 |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 56 | 51 | 5 | 8 |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 54 | -5 | 8 |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 45 | 40 | 5 | 7 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 68 | -12 | 6 |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 45 | 57 | -12 | 4 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 38 | 63 | -25 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 41 | 8 | 33 | 13 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 9 |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 8 |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 7 |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 7 |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 25 | -9 | 5 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 16 | 29 | -13 | 4 |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 32 | -19 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 11 | -6 | 17 | 13 |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 9 |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 8 |
| Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 7 |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 6 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 3 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 22 | -14 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) | James Mackay | 6.50 | 7.23% |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | Sydney Gutteridge | 6.00 | 1.43% |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | graeme samways | 5.00 | 3.97% |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | Charlie Dickson | 4.50 | 1.63% |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | Daniel Bourne | 4.00 | 5.93% |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | Phil Etridge | 4.00 | 0.41% |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | Daniel Prescott | 3.50 | 4.31% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | Andrew Hulse | 3.50 | 3.47% |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | Joshua Dolben | 3.50 | 3.31% |
| Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) | Alfie Watson | 3.00 | 6.81% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | Pete Ellis | 3.00 | 5.09% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | Andrew Barton | 3.00 | 4.12% |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | Peter Young | 3.00 | 2.25% |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | Harry Garland | 3.00 | 2.12% |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | James Yates | 3.00 | 1.55% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | Rudi Mccarthy | 3.00 | 1.17% |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | Adam Hazem | 3.00 | 1.10% |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | William Atkinson | 2.50 | 3.87% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | Lee Mccarthy | 2.50 | 2.80% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | Tim Quadling | 2.50 | 2.58% |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | Anish Beeharry | 2.50 | 2.43% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | Darren Riordan | 1.50 | 1.45% |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | Christopher Smelt | 1.50 | 0.72% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) | Adam Spikin | 1.00 | 3.82% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | James Arnold | 1.00 | 1.14% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) | Sam Wing | 1.00 | 0.44% |
| Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) | Nick Barnes | 1.00 | -0.59% |
| Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) | Nick Lowe | 1.00 | -1.64% |
| Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) | Richard Dendy | 0.50 | 2.08% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | Nathan Kury | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) | Sam Coates | 0.50 | -0.79% |
| The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) | Marley Rose | 0.50 | -0.83% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 26 April
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)VS 19:45Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) -
Friday 26 April
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)VS 20:15Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) -
Friday 26 April
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)VS 20:45Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) -
Friday 26 April
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)VS 21:15Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 03 May
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)VS 19:45The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) -
Friday 03 May
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)VS 20:15Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 03 May
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)VS 20:45FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) -
Friday 03 May
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)VS 21:15Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) -
Friday 10 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)VS 19:45Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) -
Friday 10 May
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)VS 20:15Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) -
Friday 10 May
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)VS 20:45Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 10 May
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)VS 21:15Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) -
Friday 17 May
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)VS 19:45FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange) -
Friday 17 May
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)VS 20:15Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 17 May
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)VS 20:45Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) -
Friday 17 May
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)VS 21:15Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) -
Friday 24 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)VS 19:45Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) -
Friday 24 May
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)VS 20:15Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 24 May
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)VS 20:45Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) -
Friday 24 May
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)VS 21:15The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) -
Friday 31 May
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)VS 19:45Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) -
Friday 31 May
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)VS 20:15Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 31 May
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)VS 20:45Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) -
Friday 31 May
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)VS 21:15Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) -
Friday 07 June
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)VS 19:45Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 07 June
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)VS 20:15Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) -
Friday 07 June
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)VS 20:45The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) -
Friday 07 June
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)VS 21:15FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 19 April
FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)7 - 11Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)7 - 4Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)16 - 2Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)10 - 11Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 12 April
Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)9 - 0Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)3 - 3Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)7 - 11FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)10 - 2The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) -
Friday 05 April
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)10 - 2FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)4 - 4Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)14 - 5Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)8 - 10Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 22 March
Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)9 - 5Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)5 - 8Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)13 - 10The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)3 - 16Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) -
Friday 15 March
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)9 - 4The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)8 - 6FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)8 - 6Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)14 - 5Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 08 March
Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)1 - 7Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)5 - 6Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)6 - 7Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)4 - 8Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 01 March
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)8 - 11Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)11 - 8The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)5 - 4FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)8 - 4Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow) -
Friday 26 April
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)0 - 0Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)0 - 0Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)0 - 0Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)0 - 0Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White) -
Friday 03 May
Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)0 - 0The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)0 - 0Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue) -
Friday 10 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)0 - 0Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)0 - 0Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)0 - 0Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)0 - 0Hugeventus (Maidstone Black) -
Friday 17 May
Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)0 - 0Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)0 - 0Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple) -
Friday 24 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)0 - 0Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)0 - 0Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)0 - 0Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)0 - 0The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green) -
Friday 31 May
The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)0 - 0Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)0 - 0Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)0 - 0Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red) -
Friday 07 June
Yellow Chubmarines (Maidstone Yellow)0 - 0Paris Saint Gammon (Maidstone White)Red Bull Salzburger (Maidstone Red)0 - 0Hugeventus (Maidstone Black)Fatistuta FC (Maidstone Purple)0 - 0The Republic of Pieland (Maidstone Green)Blue daba dee daba di (Maidstone Blue)0 - 0FC Bayern Bru (Maidstone Orange)