Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kaiser Chefs (black)
10
7
15
2
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
10
7
14
3
.The incredible bulks (green)
10
6
14
4
.Fatalanta (blue).
10
3
6
5
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
10
3
6
6
Ivory Toast (orange)
10
2
5

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kaiser Chefs (black) 10 7 1 2 95 67 28 15
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 10 7 0 3 78 48 30 14
.The incredible bulks (green) 10 6 2 2 73 58 15 14
.Fatalanta (blue). 10 3 0 7 39 68 -29 6
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 10 3 0 7 47 83 -36 6
Ivory Toast (orange) 10 2 1 7 65 73 -8 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
.The incredible bulks (green) 10 9 0 1 35 7 28 18
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 10 4 3 3 32 20 12 11
.Fatalanta (blue). 10 4 3 3 26 22 4 11
Kaiser Chefs (black) 10 5 1 4 26 26 0 11
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 10 2 2 6 19 40 -21 6
Ivory Toast (orange) 10 1 1 8 22 45 -23 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kaiser Chefs (black) 10 7 1 2 41 17 24 15
Ivory Toast (orange) 10 7 1 2 19 6 13 15
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 10 5 2 3 20 6 14 12
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 10 3 2 5 11 19 -8 8
.The incredible bulks (green) 10 3 1 6 18 26 -8 7
.Fatalanta (blue). 10 0 3 7 -11 24 -35 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
.The incredible bulks (green) Ben Camies 14.00 20.42%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Dan Elliott 11.50 12.87%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Callum Griffiths 10.00 15.96%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Paul Ekhorutomwen 9.00 4.83%
Ivory Toast (orange) Alex Arnott 9.00 4.05%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Packard 8.50 6.22%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Thomas Chambers 8.50 5.66%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Adam Spikin 8.50 1.86%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tristan Knowles 8.00 5.66%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Josh Graham 8.00 2.59%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Ian Jeffrey 6.50 1.77%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) James Attwood 6.00 2.56%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Nathan Kury 5.00 1.39%
Ivory Toast (orange) Lewis Hines 4.50 3.17%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Jack Chambers 4.50 1.20%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ross Williams 3.50 1.43%
.The incredible bulks (green) Sam Coates 3.00 4.83%
Ivory Toast (orange) Marc Hicks 3.00 3.85%
.The incredible bulks (green) Dan O'Sullivan 3.00 2.15%
.The incredible bulks (green) James Yates 3.00 0.64%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) graeme samways 3.00 0.51%
.The incredible bulks (green) Nicholas Hartley 2.50 2.36%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tom Wichall 2.50 1.54%
.The incredible bulks (green) David O’Brien 2.50 1.49%
.Fatalanta (blue). Jamie Revell 2.50 1.11%
.Fatalanta (blue). James Gray 2.50 0.83%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ian Giles 2.50 0.70%
Ivory Toast (orange) Christopher Smelt 2.00 -1.03%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Alex Beeslee 1.50 -1.01%
Ivory Toast (orange) Peter Young 1.50 -2.45%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Tim Quadling 1.00 -0.68%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Paul Saunders 0.50 1.33%
.The incredible bulks (green) Chris Daly 0.50 -0.96%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 16 May

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 19:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 16 May

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:15
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 16 May

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 20:45
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 25 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 5
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    3 - 6
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    -1 - 10
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 21 March

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    8 - 2
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    17 - 4
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    2 - 19
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 14 February

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    11 - 7
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    9 - 5
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    6 - 5
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 16 May

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

 

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  • Friday 09 May

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    9 - 9
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    4 - 3
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    10 - 4
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 02 May

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    9 - 5
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    5 - 16
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    10 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 11 April

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    7 - 7
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    9 - 6
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    4 - 5
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 04 April

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 6
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    8 - 3
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    13 - 8
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 28 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    7 - 12
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    8 - 6
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 11
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 14 March

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    14 - 4
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    8 - 6
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 07 March

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    9 - 8
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    4 - 9
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 8
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 21 February

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    5 - -1
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    2 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 07 February

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    4 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    3 - 1
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 31 January

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    6 - 7
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    7 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 7
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..