Newcastle
Monday | 18:00-20:00
If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.
Thomas Graham.., Coach, Newcastle
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
5
5
10
2
S.S FATzio (Blues)
5
4
9
3
Kebaberdeen (Greens)
5
2
5
4
Watfood (Yellows)
5
2
4
5
Inter Piami (Pinks)
5
2
4
6
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
5
2
4
7
OB City (Newcastle Red)
5
2
4
8
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 22 | 29 | 10 |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 16 | 11 | 9 |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 27 | 34 | -7 | 5 |
| Watfood (Yellows) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 4 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 33 | -4 | 4 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 4 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 4 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 38 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Watfood (Yellows) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 11 | 13 | 9 |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 6 |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 6 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 6 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 19 | -10 | 2 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 18 | -1 | 19 | 10 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 8 |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 7 |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 5 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 3 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | -6 | 8 | -14 | 3 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 7 | -7 | 2 |
| Watfood (Yellows) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | -2 | 8 | -10 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | PAUL MORRIS | 9.00 | 7.19% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Luke Foster | 6.50 | 6.81% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Steven James | 5.50 | 2.03% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Robert Sterry | 4.00 | 2.60% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Frank Daglish | 3.00 | 5.93% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Paul Williams | 3.00 | 2.65% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Keith Armstrong | 2.50 | 3.15% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Kevin Partington | 2.00 | 1.75% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Alex Smith | 1.00 | 2.08% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Colin Barrett | 1.00 | 1.43% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Anthony Rieger | 1.00 | -0.36% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Jack Charlton | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Adam Widdrington | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Alex Maddison | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Matt Richardson | 0.50 | -0.39% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Paul Birkett | 0.50 | -0.91% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 10 February
Watfood (Yellows)VS 18:00Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 10 February
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 18:30OB City (Newcastle Red) -
Monday 10 February
S.S FATzio (Blues)VS 19:00Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 10 February
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)VS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 17 February
Kebaberdeen (Greens)VS 18:00Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 17 February
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 18:30Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 17 February
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 19:00S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 17 February
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 19:30Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 24 February
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 18:00Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 24 February
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 18:30S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 24 February
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 19:00Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 24 February
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 03 March
Kebaberdeen (Greens)VS 18:00Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 03 March
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 18:30Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 03 March
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)VS 19:00OB City (Newcastle Red) -
Monday 03 March
S.S FATzio (Blues)VS 19:30Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 10 March
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 18:00S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 10 March
Watfood (Yellows)VS 18:30Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 10 March
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 19:00Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 10 March
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 19:30Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 17 March
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 18:00OB City (Newcastle Red) -
Monday 17 March
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 18:30Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 17 March
Kebaberdeen (Greens)VS 19:00Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 17 March
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)VS 19:30S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 24 March
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 18:00Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 24 March
S.S FATzio (Blues)VS 18:30Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 24 March
Watfood (Yellows)VS 19:00Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 24 March
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 19:30Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 31 March
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 18:00Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 31 March
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 18:30Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 31 March
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 19:00S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 31 March
Kebaberdeen (Greens)VS 19:30Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 07 April
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 18:00Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 07 April
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)VS 18:30Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 07 April
S.S FATzio (Blues)VS 19:00Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 07 April
Watfood (Yellows)VS 19:30OB City (Newcastle Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 03 February
Inter Piami (Pinks)3 - 7OB City (Newcastle Red)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)9 - 6Watfood (Yellows)Kebaberdeen (Greens)4 - 4S.S FATzio (Blues)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)5 - 4Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 27 January
S.S FATzio (Blues)5 - 3Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Watfood (Yellows)9 - 3Kebaberdeen (Greens)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)5 - 11Inter Piami (Pinks)OB City (Newcastle Red)2 - 9Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 20 January
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)9 - 5Inter Piami (Pinks)Kebaberdeen (Greens)6 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)3 - 2Watfood (Yellows)S.S FATzio (Blues)7 - 2Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 13 January
Watfood (Yellows)6 - 9S.S FATzio (Blues)OB City (Newcastle Red)5 - 1Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)4 - 9Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Inter Piami (Pinks)6 - 9Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 06 January
Kebaberdeen (Greens)5 - 15Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)3 - 4Inter Piami (Pinks)S.S FATzio (Blues)2 - 1OB City (Newcastle Red)Watfood (Yellows)6 - 5Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 10 February
Watfood (Yellows)0 - 0Inter Piami (Pinks)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)S.S FATzio (Blues)0 - 0Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 17 February
Kebaberdeen (Greens)0 - 0Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 24 February
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues)Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 03 March
Kebaberdeen (Greens)0 - 0Inter Piami (Pinks)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)0 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)S.S FATzio (Blues)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 10 March
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues)Watfood (Yellows)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens)Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 17 March
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Kebaberdeen (Greens)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 24 March
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks)S.S FATzio (Blues)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens)Watfood (Yellows)0 - 0Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 31 March
Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues)Kebaberdeen (Greens)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 07 April
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)0 - 0Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)S.S FATzio (Blues)0 - 0Inter Piami (Pinks)Watfood (Yellows)0 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)