Newcastle
Monday | 18:30-20:00
NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne NE4 6BQ Newcastle, NE4 6BQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Newcastle. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.
Harry Young, Coach, Newcastle
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Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
S.S FATzio (Blues)
12
9
18
2
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
12
9
18
3
Kebaberdeen (Greens)
12
7
15
4
OB City (Newcastle Red)
12
5
12
5
Watfood (Yellows)
12
5
11
6
Inter Piami (Pinks)
12
4
10
7
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
12
3
8
8
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
12
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 83 | 50 | 33 | 18 |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 84 | 53 | 31 | 18 |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 90 | 81 | 9 | 15 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 66 | 53 | 13 | 12 |
| Watfood (Yellows) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 67 | 69 | -2 | 11 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 56 | 71 | -15 | 10 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 60 | 78 | -18 | 8 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 47 | 98 | -51 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 20 | 17 | 18 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 30 | 15 | 15 | 18 |
| Watfood (Yellows) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 22 | 15 | 16 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 19 | 6 | 16 |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 19 | 13 | 15 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 22 | 36 | -14 | 10 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 12 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 35 | -20 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 12 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 44 | -32 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 38 | 15 | 23 | 17 |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 7 | 12 | 17 |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | 12 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 13 | 3 | 16 |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 15 |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 23 | 8 | 15 | 14 |
| Watfood (Yellows) | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 8 |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 12 | 33 | -21 | 5 |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 7 | 31 | -24 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Carl Humphrey | 9.50 | 7.55% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Tony Laws | 8.50 | 6.51% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Kevin Partington | 8.50 | 1.61% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Steven James | 8.00 | 8.30% |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | Nick Smith | 8.00 | 6.81% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Robert Sterry | 7.50 | 4.06% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Chris Bennett | 6.50 | 1.96% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Andrew Greenwell | 6.00 | 7.46% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Shah Rouf | 5.50 | 1.94% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Luke Foster | 5.00 | 8.11% |
| Watfood (Yellows) | Callum Riley | 5.00 | 4.06% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Anthony Rieger | 5.00 | 2.50% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | DYLAN PRESTON | 5.00 | 2.01% |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | Darren Thorne | 4.00 | 5.37% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Gary Card | 4.00 | 1.09% |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | David Swindells | 4.00 | 0.06% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Colin Barrett | 3.50 | 2.23% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Sean Dover | 3.50 | 1.48% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Matthew Jensen | 3.50 | 1.39% |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | Daniel Scott | 3.50 | 1.37% |
| OB City (Newcastle Red) | ALAN SCOTT | 3.50 | 1.33% |
| Watfood (Yellows) | Andrew Dees | 3.00 | 4.91% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Paul Williams | 3.00 | 1.31% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Lewis Knox | 2.50 | 2.79% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Paul Birkett | 2.50 | 1.20% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Sobi Hussain | 2.50 | 0.49% |
| Watfood (Yellows) | Chris Snowdon | 2.00 | 3.51% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Ross Harley | 1.50 | 1.57% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Frank Daglish | 1.00 | 1.87% |
| Fat and the Furious (Blacks) | Matt Richardson | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Watfood (Yellows) | Jack Flynn | 1.00 | 0.58% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Jake Brown | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) | Stephen Wood | 1.00 | -0.15% |
| Kebaberdeen (Greens) | Chris Goreham | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Inter Piami (Pinks) | Tom Green | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| S.S FATzio (Blues) | Joe Jensen | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) | Keith Armstrong | 0.50 | -0.21% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 25 November
Watfood (Yellows)VS 18:00S.S FATzio (Blues) -
Monday 25 November
OB City (Newcastle Red)VS 18:30Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 25 November
Kebaberdeen (Greens)VS 19:00Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) -
Monday 25 November
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)VS 19:30Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 02 December
Inter Piami (Pinks)VS 18:00Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 02 December
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)VS 18:30Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 02 December
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)VS 19:00Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 02 December
S.S FATzio (Blues)VS 19:30OB City (Newcastle Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 18 November
Inter Piami (Pinks)7 - 7Fat and the Furious (Blacks)S.S FATzio (Blues)4 - 6Kebaberdeen (Greens)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)10 - 2Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)OB City (Newcastle Red)5 - 1Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 11 November
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)5 - 11Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)2 - 8S.S FATzio (Blues)Watfood (Yellows)3 - 5Inter Piami (Pinks)Kebaberdeen (Greens)8 - 8OB City (Newcastle Red) -
Monday 04 November
Inter Piami (Pinks)4 - 9Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)OB City (Newcastle Red)3 - 6Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)S.S FATzio (Blues)5 - 6Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Watfood (Yellows)7 - 13Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 28 October
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)1 - 8S.S FATzio (Blues)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)6 - 4OB City (Newcastle Red)Kebaberdeen (Greens)3 - 4Inter Piami (Pinks)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)9 - 6Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 21 October
Inter Piami (Pinks)5 - 9S.S FATzio (Blues)Watfood (Yellows)6 - 2Fat and the Furious (Blacks)OB City (Newcastle Red)1 - 6Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Kebaberdeen (Greens)8 - 3Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 14 October
OB City (Newcastle Red)3 - 4S.S FATzio (Blues)Watfood (Yellows)5 - 4Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Kebaberdeen (Greens)10 - 6Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)2 - 6Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 07 October
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)9 - 6Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)11 - 4Kebaberdeen (Greens)Inter Piami (Pinks)1 - 10OB City (Newcastle Red)S.S FATzio (Blues)10 - 2Watfood (Yellows) -
Monday 30 September
Watfood (Yellows)3 - 3OB City (Newcastle Red)Kebaberdeen (Greens)9 - 6S.S FATzio (Blues)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)3 - 7Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)3 - 3Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 23 September
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)7 - 3Fat and the Furious (Blacks)S.S FATzio (Blues)11 - 6Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Inter Piami (Pinks)7 - 4Watfood (Yellows)OB City (Newcastle Red)9 - 2Kebaberdeen (Greens) -
Monday 16 September
Kebaberdeen (Greens)6 - 14Watfood (Yellows)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)3 - 8OB City (Newcastle Red)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)4 - 6S.S FATzio (Blues)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)8 - 5Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 09 September
S.S FATzio (Blues)7 - 2Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)OB City (Newcastle Red)6 - 5Fat and the Furious (Blacks)Inter Piami (Pinks)5 - 8Kebaberdeen (Greens)Watfood (Yellows)9 - 1Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) -
Monday 02 September
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)4 - 13Kebaberdeen (Greens)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)4 - 7Watfood (Yellows)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)8 - 6OB City (Newcastle Red)S.S FATzio (Blues)5 - 4Inter Piami (Pinks) -
Monday 25 November
Watfood (Yellows)0 - 0S.S FATzio (Blues)OB City (Newcastle Red)0 - 0Inter Piami (Pinks)Kebaberdeen (Greens)0 - 0Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)0 - 0Fat and the Furious (Blacks) -
Monday 02 December
Inter Piami (Pinks)0 - 0Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)Fat and the Furious (Blacks)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Greens)Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)0 - 0Watfood (Yellows)S.S FATzio (Blues)0 - 0OB City (Newcastle Red)