Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Paris Sandwich Man
14
11
22
2
18 Stone Roses
14
8
18
3
Real Madras FC
14
7
14
4
Fat Man City
14
6
13
5
Inter MiBelli
14
6
12
6
Dynamo Kebab
14
5
12
7
KFC Wimbledon
14
5
11
8
Atletico Madras
14
5
10

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Paris Sandwich Man 14 11 0 3 216 147 69 22
18 Stone Roses 14 8 2 4 198 154 44 18
Real Madras FC 14 7 0 7 201 188 13 14
Fat Man City 14 6 1 7 144 150 -6 13
Inter MiBelli 14 6 0 8 145 166 -21 12
Dynamo Kebab 14 5 2 7 143 187 -44 12
KFC Wimbledon 14 5 1 8 156 181 -25 11
Atletico Madras 14 5 0 9 143 173 -30 10
P W D L F A GD PTS
18 Stone Roses 14 12 0 2 39 22 17 24
Paris Sandwich Man 14 9 3 2 43 13 30 21
KFC Wimbledon 14 6 4 4 32 27 5 16
Real Madras FC 14 7 0 7 34 37 -3 14
Inter MiBelli 14 6 1 7 23 30 -7 13
Fat Man City 14 5 2 7 26 24 2 12
Atletico Madras 14 4 1 9 28 45 -17 9
Dynamo Kebab 14 1 1 12 17 44 -27 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras FC 14 7 3 4 71 59 12 17
18 Stone Roses 14 5 5 4 68 54 14 15
Atletico Madras 14 7 1 6 42 41 1 15
Dynamo Kebab 14 6 3 5 46 53 -7 15
Paris Sandwich Man 14 5 4 5 73 57 16 14
KFC Wimbledon 14 6 0 8 42 51 -9 12
Fat Man City 14 5 2 7 33 43 -10 12
Inter MiBelli 14 5 2 7 30 47 -17 12
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 18.00 8.09%
18 Stone Roses Gary Doleman 17.00 -0.76%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 17.00 -2.13%
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 17.00 -4.17%
KFC Wimbledon Andy McHugo 16.00 1.51%
Inter MiBelli Raheem Aziz 16.00 -9.08%
Real Madras FC Richard Bridgewood 14.00 12.30%
Real Madras FC David Hutchins 14.00 10.35%
KFC Wimbledon Andrew Woodhouse 13.00 6.31%
Paris Sandwich Man Shaun Martin 12.00 6.86%
Fat Man City Paul Fellows 12.00 0.21%
Inter MiBelli Dexter Barnfield 11.50 8.78%
Paris Sandwich Man Neil Agar 11.00 7.62%
Paris Sandwich Man Isaac Abraham 10.50 7.55%
Paris Sandwich Man John Harrison 10.50 2.90%
Atletico Madras Mehran Kamranfar 9.50 16.15%
18 Stone Roses Christopher Kinsey 9.00 6.73%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Price 9.00 6.03%
18 Stone Roses Keith Harvey 8.50 8.80%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher edwards 8.50 8.67%
Atletico Madras Ellis Edmunds 8.50 4.93%
Paris Sandwich Man Ben Farnsworth 8.00 4.22%
Dynamo Kebab Richard Valero 8.00 2.21%
Dynamo Kebab Rod Jones 8.00 1.80%
Fat Man City Karter Davis 6.00 6.59%
Paris Sandwich Man Shibil S Parammel 6.00 2.09%
Real Madras FC Wayne Manley 5.50 4.06%
Paris Sandwich Man Ben Dickenson 5.50 3.42%
Fat Man City Robin Harvey 5.50 1.79%
Dynamo Kebab Martin Haffner 5.50 1.78%
Dynamo Kebab Dan Higgins 5.00 2.00%
Atletico Madras Ash Churchill 5.00 1.98%
Atletico Madras Mohammed Zahir 5.00 1.55%
Fat Man City Darren Hooper 5.00 1.46%
18 Stone Roses Jack Ainge 5.00 0.92%
Inter MiBelli Jermaine Powell 4.50 3.37%
Dynamo Kebab Peter Makafan 4.50 -0.53%
18 Stone Roses Dylan Fletcher 4.00 0.94%
Atletico Madras Paul Hill 4.00 0.11%
Atletico Madras Brad Anslow 3.50 5.35%
KFC Wimbledon Gurdeep Kang 3.50 0.75%
Atletico Madras Ryan Holloway 3.00 1.00%
Paris Sandwich Man Richard James 2.50 3.96%
Real Madras FC Tim Randle 2.50 3.33%
Dynamo Kebab Sev Ore 2.50 2.58%
Fat Man City Matthew Kiteley 2.50 2.29%
Inter MiBelli Haydn Edwards 2.50 1.50%
Atletico Madras Nathan Tipper 2.50 1.19%
Real Madras FC Pardeep Ubhi 2.50 0.00%
KFC Wimbledon Shaun Dixon 1.50 2.34%
Inter MiBelli Brad McEntee 1.50 2.31%
KFC Wimbledon Gordon Winwood 1.50 -5.82%
Dynamo Kebab Oscar Obierefu 1.00 0.87%
Atletico Madras Dan Cronin 1.00 -0.10%
Paris Sandwich Man Lee Burgess 1.00 -1.30%
Fat Man City Alex Charlesworth 1.00 -1.70%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 1.00 -1.93%
18 Stone Roses Nathan Numan 0.50 2.10%
Inter MiBelli Josh Hayward 0.50 1.70%
Real Madras FC Nicholas Crossfield 0.50 1.03%
KFC Wimbledon Reginold Daniel 0.50 0.88%
Inter MiBelli ABUL KALAM AZAD 0.50 0.24%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Real Madras FC
    13 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    9 - 12
    Inter MiBelli
    Atletico Madras
    7 - 10
    Paris Sandwich Man
    18 Stone Roses
    8 - 6
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 11 April

    Inter MiBelli
    10 - 15
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    2 - 26
    18 Stone Roses
    Fat Man City
    18 - 21
    Atletico Madras
    Paris Sandwich Man
    29 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 04 April

    18 Stone Roses
    14 - 18
    Atletico Madras
    Real Madras FC
    20 - 24
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 14
    Fat Man City
    KFC Wimbledon
    14 - 13
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 28 March

    Inter MiBelli
    11 - 10
    18 Stone Roses
    Atletico Madras
    14 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab
    Fat Man City
    13 - 11
    Real Madras FC
    Paris Sandwich Man
    17 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 21 March

    KFC Wimbledon
    6 - 8
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    12 - 13
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Real Madras FC
    18 - 10
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    23 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 14 March

    Paris Sandwich Man
    26 - 11
    18 Stone Roses
    Dynamo Kebab
    10 - 19
    Real Madras FC
    Atletico Madras
    10 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    19 - 10
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 07 March

    Inter MiBelli
    4 - 10
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    13 - 9
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab
    Paris Sandwich Man
    7 - 10
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 28 February

    Fat Man City
    4 - 15
    18 Stone Roses
    KFC Wimbledon
    13 - 7
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    8 - 4
    Dynamo Kebab
    Paris Sandwich Man
    10 - 7
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 21 February

    18 Stone Roses
    18 - 18
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 11
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    10 - 13
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    18 - 10
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 14 February

    Inter MiBelli
    14 - 17
    KFC Wimbledon
    Paris Sandwich Man
    25 - 14
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    4 - 12
    Dynamo Kebab
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 9
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 07 February

    Dynamo Kebab
    4 - 9
    Atletico Madras
    Real Madras FC
    16 - 12
    Fat Man City
    18 Stone Roses
    12 - 5
    Inter MiBelli
    KFC Wimbledon
    11 - 15
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 31 January

    Paris Sandwich Man
    3 - 8
    Inter MiBelli
    Fat Man City
    7 - 1
    KFC Wimbledon
    Atletico Madras
    4 - 10
    Real Madras FC
    Dynamo Kebab
    11 - 11
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 24 January

    Real Madras FC
    14 - 15
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    24 - 9
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    9 - 17
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Inter MiBelli
    10 - 8
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 17 January

    Fat Man City
    8 - 9
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    14 - 18
    Inter MiBelli
    Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon
    Real Madras FC
    17 - 19
    18 Stone Roses