Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter MiBelli
3
3
6
2
Dynamo Kebab
3
2
5
3
Paris Sandwich Man
3
2
4
4
18 Stone Roses
3
1
3
5
KFC Wimbledon
3
1
2
6
Real Madras FC
3
1
2
7
Fat Man City
3
1
2
8
Atletico Madras
3
0
0

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter MiBelli 3 3 0 0 36 25 11 6
Dynamo Kebab 3 2 1 0 40 35 5 5
Paris Sandwich Man 3 2 0 1 29 25 4 4
18 Stone Roses 3 1 1 1 39 45 -6 3
KFC Wimbledon 3 1 0 2 35 30 5 2
Real Madras FC 3 1 0 2 43 38 5 2
Fat Man City 3 1 0 2 23 20 3 2
Atletico Madras 3 0 0 3 27 54 -27 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 3 2 1 0 10 3 7 5
Paris Sandwich Man 3 2 0 1 11 3 8 4
Real Madras FC 3 2 0 1 10 6 4 4
Inter MiBelli 3 2 0 1 5 6 -1 4
18 Stone Roses 3 2 0 1 6 10 -4 4
Atletico Madras 3 1 0 2 6 14 -8 2
Dynamo Kebab 3 0 1 2 5 8 -3 1
Fat Man City 3 0 0 3 1 4 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter MiBelli 3 3 0 0 14 2 12 6
Dynamo Kebab 3 2 1 0 12 9 3 5
Fat Man City 3 1 1 1 6 1 5 3
Real Madras FC 3 1 1 1 14 13 1 3
18 Stone Roses 3 0 3 0 12 12 0 3
KFC Wimbledon 3 1 0 2 8 7 1 2
Paris Sandwich Man 3 0 2 1 2 6 -4 2
Atletico Madras 3 0 0 3 4 22 -18 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter MiBelli Dexter Barnfield 8.50 6.67%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 7.00 6.16%
Real Madras FC Richard Bridgewood 5.50 5.10%
KFC Wimbledon Andy McHugo 5.00 0.88%
Fat Man City Paul Fellows 4.00 -0.32%
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 4.00 -1.43%
Inter MiBelli Raheem Aziz 4.00 -3.71%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 4.00 -4.39%
Dynamo Kebab Rod Jones 3.50 2.31%
Dynamo Kebab Dan Higgins 2.50 5.37%
KFC Wimbledon Andrew Woodhouse 2.50 -0.10%
18 Stone Roses David Browning 2.00 2.88%
Inter MiBelli Alex White 2.00 2.69%
18 Stone Roses Gary Doleman 2.00 -0.13%
Dynamo Kebab Peter Makafan 1.00 3.43%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Price 1.00 3.30%
KFC Wimbledon Shaun Dixon 1.00 2.90%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher edwards 1.00 2.17%
Inter MiBelli Mohammed Zahir 1.00 2.04%
Atletico Madras Nathan Tipper 1.00 2.04%
Real Madras FC Wayne Manley 1.00 2.03%
Paris Sandwich Man Ian Peniket 1.00 1.82%
Real Madras FC Terry Gunn 1.00 1.57%
Paris Sandwich Man Ben Farnsworth 1.00 1.41%
Dynamo Kebab Paul Burgess 1.00 0.96%
Fat Man City Darren Hooper 1.00 0.92%
Atletico Madras Paul Hill 1.00 0.11%
Atletico Madras Jasim Baloch 0.50 4.74%
Atletico Madras Mehran Kamranfar 0.50 4.45%
Dynamo Kebab Kye Campbell 0.50 3.42%
Real Madras FC David Hutchins 0.50 3.15%
KFC Wimbledon Rhys Jones 0.50 2.96%
Paris Sandwich Man Ben Dickenson 0.50 2.87%
Atletico Madras Ellis Edmunds 0.50 2.65%
Real Madras FC Pardeep Ubhi 0.50 2.29%
Dynamo Kebab Martin Haffner 0.50 1.89%
18 Stone Roses Christopher Kinsey 0.50 1.71%
Fat Man City Ashley Powell 0.50 1.22%
Atletico Madras Ryan Holloway 0.50 1.08%
18 Stone Roses Daniel Turrell 0.50 1.02%
Fat Man City Salal Amjad 0.50 0.95%
Inter MiBelli Sergio Carneiro 0.50 0.88%
Fat Man City Karter Davis 0.50 0.77%
Inter MiBelli Aj Powell 0.50 0.53%
18 Stone Roses Ashley White 0.50 0.53%
Inter MiBelli James Evans 0.50 0.53%
Atletico Madras Anthony Brookes 0.50 0.47%
KFC Wimbledon Garry Hall 0.50 0.41%
18 Stone Roses Dylan Fletcher 0.50 0.40%
Paris Sandwich Man John Harrison 0.50 0.39%
18 Stone Roses Keith Harvey 0.50 0.24%
Dynamo Kebab John Richards 0.50 0.23%
Fat Man City Robin Harvey 0.50 0.23%
Atletico Madras Dave Vernon 0.50 0.22%
Fat Man City Carl Walker-Shelton 0.50 0.12%
Dynamo Kebab Richard Valero 0.50 0.10%
18 Stone Roses Jack Ainge 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 07 February

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:00
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 07 February

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 07 February

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 07 February

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 14 February

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 14 February

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 14 February

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 14 February

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 21 February

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 21 February

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 21 February

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:00
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 21 February

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 28 February

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 28 February

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 20:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 28 February

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 28 February

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 07 March

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 07 March

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 07 March

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 07 March

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 21:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 14 March

    Fat Man City
    VS 20:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 14 March

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 14 March

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 14 March

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 21 March

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 21 March

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 21 March

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 21 March

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 28 March

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 28 March

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 28 March

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 28 March

    Atletico Madras
    VS 21:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 04 April

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 04 April

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 04 April

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:00
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 04 April

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 11 April

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 11 April

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 11 April

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 11 April

    Fat Man City
    VS 21:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 18 April

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 18 April

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 18 April

    Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:00
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 18 April

    Real Madras FC
    VS 21:30
    KFC Wimbledon

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 31 January

    Paris Sandwich Man
    3 - 8
    Inter MiBelli
    Fat Man City
    7 - 1
    KFC Wimbledon
    Atletico Madras
    4 - 12
    Real Madras FC
    Dynamo Kebab
    11 - 11
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 24 January

    Real Madras FC
    14 - 15
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    24 - 9
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    9 - 17
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Inter MiBelli
    10 - 8
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 17 January

    Fat Man City
    8 - 9
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    14 - 18
    Inter MiBelli
    Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon
    Real Madras FC
    17 - 19
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 07 February

    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 14 February

    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 21 February

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 28 February

    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 07 March

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 14 March

    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 21 March

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 28 March

    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 04 April

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 11 April

    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    Fat Man City
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 18 April

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Inter MiBelli
    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon