Oldbury

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Portway Lifestyle Centre, Oldbury Birmingham, B69 1HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Oldbury. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Score goals for a healthier you in our Weight Loss League! Join our Oldbury team and kickstart your journey to a fitter, happier life while having a blast on the pitch. It's not just about winning games; it's about winning back your health and confidence. Join us today and let's kick those extra pounds to the curb, one  goal  at  a  time!

Callum Nicholls, Coach, Oldbury

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
KFC Wimbledon
12
9
18
2
Paris Sandwich Man
12
8
16
3
Real Madras FC
12
5
13
4
Inter MiBelli
12
6
12
5
Fat Man City
12
5
11
6
Dynamo Kebab
12
5
11
7
Atletico Madras
12
4
9
8
18 Stone Roses
12
2
6

"Prior to joining MAN v FAT, I wanted to get back to playing football, I was always overlooked due to my size and not being able to last more 5 minutes, it resulted in not believing in myself and I started to drink and smoke more. My lifestyle at that point was heading towards a future heart attack. Something needed to be done I thought to myself. A close friend of mine mentioned he was part of a group of lads called MAN v FAT and for a while tried to get me to go, I was apprehensive about joining but it’s the best decision I have ever made, changing my life for the better in all aspects and added a few years extension to being alive. During my journey I have lost a lot of weight (totalling 29.5%), I now reside in healthy BMI, and that would not have been at all possible, if it wasn’t for all the lads and coach Callum in the Oldbury league, which I’m proud to call ‘family’" Gary Doleman

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 12 9 0 3 154 109 45 18
Paris Sandwich Man 12 8 0 4 120 118 2 16
Real Madras FC 12 5 3 4 173 152 21 13
Inter MiBelli 12 6 0 6 142 156 -14 12
Fat Man City 12 5 1 6 139 126 13 11
Dynamo Kebab 12 5 1 6 120 138 -18 11
Atletico Madras 12 4 1 7 131 142 -11 9
18 Stone Roses 12 2 2 8 113 151 -38 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Paris Sandwich Man 12 8 2 2 37 20 17 18
Real Madras FC 12 7 2 3 37 29 8 16
Fat Man City 12 7 1 4 30 23 7 15
KFC Wimbledon 12 5 2 5 14 10 4 12
Inter MiBelli 12 5 2 5 25 24 1 12
18 Stone Roses 12 4 1 7 22 38 -16 9
Atletico Madras 12 3 1 8 24 30 -6 7
Dynamo Kebab 12 2 3 7 29 44 -15 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 12 9 2 3 71 35 36 20
Real Madras FC 12 7 4 3 63 52 11 18
Dynamo Kebab 12 7 3 4 35 30 5 17
Fat Man City 12 5 2 7 39 48 -9 12
18 Stone Roses 12 4 4 6 35 48 -13 12
Paris Sandwich Man 12 3 6 5 26 42 -16 12
Atletico Madras 12 4 2 7 40 46 -6 10
Inter MiBelli 12 4 1 8 53 61 -8 9
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras FC Anton Clarke 16.00 6.19%
Real Madras FC Dan Hickman 16.00 0.40%
KFC Wimbledon Gary Doleman 16.00 -1.16%
Inter MiBelli Raheem Aziz 16.00 -3.56%
Inter MiBelli Dexter Barnfield 13.50 17.60%
Fat Man City Paul Fellows 13.50 2.09%
KFC Wimbledon Andrew Woodhouse 10.50 7.94%
KFC Wimbledon Andy McHugo 10.50 7.84%
Inter MiBelli Brad McEntee 10.50 5.79%
18 Stone Roses Tom Ashford 10.50 5.75%
Inter MiBelli Mohammed Zahir 10.50 5.62%
Real Madras FC Richard Steele 10.50 5.11%
Atletico Madras Paul Hill 9.00 1.90%
18 Stone Roses David Browning 9.00 0.37%
Atletico Madras Ryan Holloway 8.50 6.82%
Paris Sandwich Man Shaun Martin 8.50 5.79%
Real Madras FC Wayne Manley 7.50 2.21%
Atletico Madras Ellis Edmunds 6.50 6.86%
Real Madras FC Paul Rainbow 6.00 5.33%
KFC Wimbledon Gurdeep Kang 6.00 4.65%
Paris Sandwich Man Lee Burgess 6.00 1.88%
KFC Wimbledon Gerard Butterly 6.00 0.00%
Paris Sandwich Man Ben Farnsworth 5.00 4.91%
Fat Man City Luke Jefferson 5.00 3.05%
Atletico Madras Nathan Tipper 5.00 1.03%
Atletico Madras Ian Peniket 5.00 0.52%
Inter MiBelli Bradley Morgan 4.50 2.98%
Dynamo Kebab Richard Valero 4.50 2.94%
Atletico Madras Mark Cronin 4.50 1.49%
KFC Wimbledon Kirk Harrison 4.50 1.28%
Dynamo Kebab Paul Burgess 4.50 0.70%
Fat Man City Carl Walker-Shelton 3.50 1.75%
18 Stone Roses Ashley White 3.50 1.14%
Fat Man City Lewis West 3.50 1.11%
KFC Wimbledon Robert Smith 3.00 4.04%
Dynamo Kebab Christopher edwards 3.00 2.69%
Real Madras FC Rorie Heslin-Hill 3.00 1.62%
18 Stone Roses Mark Greenwell 3.00 1.55%
Fat Man City Matthew Kiteley 3.00 1.33%
Fat Man City Dom Soulsby 3.00 0.71%
KFC Wimbledon Garry Hall 3.00 0.41%
Atletico Madras Dan Cronin 3.00 -0.31%
Dynamo Kebab Joachim Rucinski 2.50 4.06%
Real Madras FC Richard Bridgewood 2.50 3.48%
KFC Wimbledon Daniel Price 2.50 2.50%
Dynamo Kebab Rod Jones 2.50 0.51%
Dynamo Kebab Benjamin Ebanks 2.50 0.16%
Fat Man City Robin Harvey 2.50 0.06%
Inter MiBelli James Evans 2.00 -0.32%
KFC Wimbledon Gordon Winwood 2.00 -0.64%
18 Stone Roses Jack Ainge 2.00 -0.70%
18 Stone Roses Luke Stamps 1.50 3.68%
Inter MiBelli Sergio Carneiro 1.50 3.09%
Paris Sandwich Man Dave Vernon 1.50 0.55%
Dynamo Kebab Dan Higgins 1.00 3.72%
Paris Sandwich Man Steve Townsend 1.00 2.41%
Inter MiBelli Halim Aziz 1.00 2.34%
Dynamo Kebab Anthony Brookes 1.00 0.74%
Paris Sandwich Man Harry Burgess-Lange 1.00 0.33%
Real Madras FC Ryan Cudlipp 0.50 2.24%
Paris Sandwich Man Dylan Fletcher 0.50 1.75%
Real Madras FC Rhys Jones 0.50 1.68%
Paris Sandwich Man Neil Agar 0.50 1.44%
18 Stone Roses Keith Harvey 0.50 0.81%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 29 November

    18 Stone Roses
    VS 20:00
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 29 November

    Paris Sandwich Man
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 29 November

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras FC

  • Friday 29 November

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:30
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 06 December

    Real Madras FC
    VS 20:00
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 06 December

    Atletico Madras
    VS 20:30
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 06 December

    Inter MiBelli
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 06 December

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Fat Man City

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 15 November

    18 Stone Roses
    6 - 18
    KFC Wimbledon
    Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 7
    Fat Man City
    Paris Sandwich Man
    11 - 10
    Atletico Madras
    Real Madras FC
    16 - 14
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 08 November

    Inter MiBelli
    11 - 10
    18 Stone Roses
    Atletico Madras
    3 - 16
    Real Madras FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    3 - 5
    Dynamo Kebab
    Paris Sandwich Man
    10 - 1
    Fat Man City

  • Friday 01 November

    Fat Man City
    12 - 13
    Inter MiBelli
    KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 11
    Paris Sandwich Man
    18 Stone Roses
    10 - 10
    Real Madras FC
    Dynamo Kebab
    10 - 5
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 25 October

    Paris Sandwich Man
    7 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Real Madras FC
    14 - 15
    Dynamo Kebab
    Atletico Madras
    8 - 6
    Fat Man City
    Inter MiBelli
    6 - 14
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 18 October

    Fat Man City
    15 - 15
    Real Madras FC
    18 Stone Roses
    7 - 10
    Dynamo Kebab
    Paris Sandwich Man
    5 - 14
    Inter MiBelli
    KFC Wimbledon
    13 - 8
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 11 October

    18 Stone Roses
    7 - 17
    Atletico Madras
    Paris Sandwich Man
    13 - 8
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    11 - 13
    KFC Wimbledon
    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 9
    Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 04 October

    Dynamo Kebab
    10 - 12
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    12 - 18
    Inter MiBelli
    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 15
    Fat Man City
    Real Madras FC
    16 - 17
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Friday 27 September

    Dynamo Kebab
    5 - 12
    Fat Man City
    KFC Wimbledon
    12 - 11
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    10 - 18
    Real Madras FC
    Atletico Madras
    15 - 8
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 20 September

    Real Madras FC
    18 - 18
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    22 - 12
    Inter MiBelli
    Dynamo Kebab
    5 - 20
    KFC Wimbledon
    Fat Man City
    17 - 8
    Paris Sandwich Man

  • Friday 13 September

    Paris Sandwich Man
    12 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon
    Inter MiBelli
    9 - 15
    Fat Man City
    Atletico Madras
    9 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab
    Real Madras FC
    9 - 12
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 06 September

    Dynamo Kebab
    12 - 15
    Real Madras FC
    Fat Man City
    15 - 13
    Atletico Madras
    18 Stone Roses
    9 - 11
    Paris Sandwich Man
    KFC Wimbledon
    11 - 5
    Inter MiBelli

  • Friday 30 August

    Inter MiBelli
    15 - 12
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    13 - 14
    KFC Wimbledon
    Real Madras FC
    18 - 13
    Fat Man City
    Dynamo Kebab
    19 - 19
    18 Stone Roses

  • Friday 29 November

    18 Stone Roses
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City
    Paris Sandwich Man
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Real Madras FC
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Atletico Madras

  • Friday 06 December

    Real Madras FC
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwich Man
    Atletico Madras
    0 - 0
    18 Stone Roses
    Inter MiBelli
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Fat Man City