Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Great White Stretch Marks
2
2
4
2
Largentina Blacks
2
2
4
3
Yellow Chubmarines.
2
1
2
4
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
2
0
1
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
2
0
1
6
Percy Pinks
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 2 2 0 0 34 13 21 4
Largentina Blacks 2 2 0 0 26 16 10 4
Yellow Chubmarines. 2 1 0 1 27 31 -4 2
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 2 0 1 1 15 16 -1 1
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 2 0 1 1 15 18 -3 1
Percy Pinks 2 0 0 2 5 28 -23 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 2 2 0 0 27 10 17 4
Largentina Blacks 2 2 0 0 18 10 8 4
Yellow Chubmarines. 2 1 0 1 23 25 -2 2
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 2 0 1 1 9 11 -2 1
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 2 0 1 1 10 16 -6 1
Percy Pinks 2 0 0 2 4 19 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 2 1 1 0 1 -2 3 3
Largentina Blacks 2 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
The Great White Stretch Marks 2 1 0 1 3 -1 4 2
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
Yellow Chubmarines. 2 1 0 1 0 2 -2 2
Percy Pinks 2 0 0 2 -2 4 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Great White Stretch Marks Charles Mackenzie 4.00 5.12%
Largentina Blacks Nicholas Carr 1.00 6.74%
The Great White Stretch Marks Harry Williams 1.00 1.68%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. James Langran 1.00 1.68%
Yellow Chubmarines. Neil Moore 1.00 1.44%
Largentina Blacks Tayler Champness 1.00 0.64%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Elliot Ede 0.50 4.58%
Percy Pinks Thomas-Lee Marshall 0.50 1.82%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Alex Flynn 0.50 1.71%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Simon Taylor 0.50 1.70%
Yellow Chubmarines. Billy Ashton 0.50 1.61%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Daniel Glockling 0.50 1.57%
The Great White Stretch Marks Toby Lagden 0.50 0.79%
Percy Pinks Sam Robinson 0.50 0.70%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Jim Weir 0.50 0.36%
Largentina Blacks Stephen Cook 0.50 0.25%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 27 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 27 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 27 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    17 - 11
    Percy Pinks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    5 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 27 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

 

  • Thursday 06 February

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 06 February

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 06 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 13 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 13 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 06 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 06 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 06 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 13 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 20 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 20 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 10 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 10 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:00
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 10 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 23 January

    Percy Pinks
    2 - 16
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 13
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    16 - 13
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 16 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    2 - 2
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    18 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    3 - 12
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 February

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 06 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 13 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 10 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.