Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
4
3
7
2
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
4
1
3
3
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
4
1
3
4
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
4
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 4 3 1 0 25 17 8 7
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 4 1 1 2 21 22 -1 3
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 4 1 1 2 18 20 -2 3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 4 1 1 2 17 22 -5 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 4 3 0 1 12 4 8 6
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 4
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 4
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 4 1 0 3 4 12 -8 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 4 3 1 0 0 -5 5 7
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 4 1 1 2 -3 -3 0 3
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 4 1 1 2 -3 -2 -1 3
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 4 1 1 2 -5 -1 -4 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Will Lewis 1.50 0.10%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Craig Robinson 1.00 2.33%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Michael Boulton 1.00 1.65%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) John Holland 1.00 0.74%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 1.00 -0.51%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Ryan Clark 1.00 -2.05%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Jack Bould 1.00 -3.86%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Jordan Wareham 0.50 4.05%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Lee Palmer 0.50 1.70%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Junior Mayer 0.50 1.33%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Fraser Cotterill 0.50 0.45%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 28 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 28 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 28 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 28 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 11 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 11 April

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 31 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    6 - 7
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    21 - 7
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 28 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 28 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 11 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

 

  • Friday 21 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 21 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 07 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 14 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 21 March

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 21 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 04 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 04 April

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 14 February

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    4 - 6
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    4 - 9
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 07 February

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    5 - 5
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    5 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 24 January

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    5 - 8
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    7 - 4
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 17 January

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    6 - 6
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    4 - 1
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 21 February

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 March

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 14 March

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 21 March

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 04 April

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)