Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
4
4
8
2
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
4
2
6
3
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
4
1
5
4
OB City .(Red)
4
2
5
5
Real Madras .(White)
4
1
4
6
Fat sabbath (Black)
4
1
4
7
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
4
0
0
8
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
4
0
0
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 8 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 6 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 5 |
| OB City .(Red) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 5 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 4 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 25 | 26 | -1 | 4 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 31 | -11 | 0 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 28 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| OB City .(Red) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 6 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 6 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 5 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 4 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 2 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 8 | -8 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 8 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 7 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 4 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 |
| OB City .(Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 3 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Simon Holmes | 6.00 | 6.07% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Douglas Parker | 6.00 | 4.10% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David Owen | 6.00 | 3.84% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Ben Keatley | 3.00 | 3.37% |
| OB City .(Red) | Luke Willson | 2.50 | 4.90% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Chris Hornbuckle | 2.50 | 3.88% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Rob Ridley | 2.50 | 3.15% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Sean Farrell | 2.50 | 2.85% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Mitchell Huxtable | 2.50 | 2.67% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | John Saunders | 2.50 | 2.52% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Stuart Huxtable | 2.50 | 2.20% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Philpott | 2.50 | 1.49% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | David Collins | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Michael Eve | 2.50 | 0.87% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Shane Church | 2.00 | 2.29% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ryan Ford | 2.00 | 0.51% |
| OB City .(Red) | John Jackson | 1.00 | 3.02% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Jamie Stepp | 1.00 | 2.73% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Alan Clarke | 1.00 | 2.62% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Michael Boothroyd | 1.00 | 2.23% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Will Ready | 1.00 | 2.10% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Charlie Dickinson | 1.00 | 2.00% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Dom Brown | 1.00 | 1.99% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David O'sullivan | 1.00 | 1.91% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Keegan Carvalho | 1.00 | 1.77% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Jason Parker | 1.00 | 1.61% |
| OB City .(Red) | Lee Gosling | 1.00 | 1.43% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Michael Goodfield | 1.00 | 1.35% |
| OB City .(Red) | Dean Rothwell | 1.00 | 1.33% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Mark Gray | 1.00 | 0.68% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Daniel Haynes | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| Real Madras .(White) | James Audley | 1.00 | 0.44% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Dwayne Fisher | 0.50 | 1.93% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Chris Siddle | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Chris Riley | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Callum Mundy | 0.50 | 0.65% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 14 March
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 19:00OB City .(Red) -
Friday 14 March
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 19:30Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 14 March
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 20:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 14 March
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:30Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 21 March
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 19:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 21 March
OB City .(Red)VS 19:30Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 21 March
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 21 March
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:30Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 28 March
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 19:00OB City .(Red) -
Friday 28 March
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:30The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 28 March
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 28 March
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:30The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 04 April
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 04 April
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 19:30Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 04 April
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:00The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 04 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 20:30Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 11 April
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 19:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 11 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 11 April
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:00Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 11 April
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:30The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 18 April
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 18 April
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 19:30The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 18 April
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 18 April
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 25 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:00Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 25 April
Real Madras .(White)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 25 April
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 25 April
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:30Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 02 May
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 02 May
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 19:30Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 02 May
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 02 May
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:30Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 09 May
Real Madras .(White)VS 19:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 09 May
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 09 May
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 20:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 09 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:30The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 16 May
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 16 May
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 16 May
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 16 May
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:30Fat sabbath (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 07 March
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)2 - 7Thiccy Minaj (Purple)OB City .(Red)6 - 6Real Madras .(White)Fat sabbath (Black)9 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 28 February
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 7Real Madras .(White)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)8 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)9 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 2OB City .(Red) -
Friday 21 February
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)9 - 3Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Real Madras .(White)3 - 5Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 14 February
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)6 - 5Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)7 - 7Real Madras .(White)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)4 - 6OB City .(Red) -
Friday 14 March
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 21 March
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)OB City .(Red)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 28 March
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 04 April
OB City .(Red)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 11 April
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0OB City .(Red)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 18 April
OB City .(Red)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 25 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 02 May
OB City .(Red)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 09 May
Real Madras .(White)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 16 May
OB City .(Red)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)