Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)
11
10
20
2
Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)
11
9
19
3
Bellyfica (SWI Red)
11
5
11
4
Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)
11
4
10
5
Gluten Town (SWI Orange)
11
3
9
6
Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)
11
3
7
7
Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)
11
2
6
8
Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)
11
3
6
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 148 | 79 | 69 | 20 |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 105 | 69 | 36 | 19 |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 85 | 77 | 8 | 11 |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 63 | 74 | -11 | 10 |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 79 | 89 | -10 | 9 |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 63 | 92 | -29 | 7 |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 68 | 90 | -22 | 6 |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 75 | 116 | -41 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 14 |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 13 |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | 11 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 13 |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | 11 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 18 | 6 | 12 | 12 |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | 11 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 12 |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 9 |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 16 | -7 | 9 |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | 11 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | 11 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 26 | 34 | 21 |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | 11 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 33 | 18 | 15 | 17 |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | 11 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 13 |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | 11 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 18 | -10 | 11 |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 20 | 21 | -1 | 10 |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 12 | 20 | -8 | 7 |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | 11 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 13 | 23 | -10 | 7 |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 14 | 39 | -25 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Conor Estop | 13.50 | 13.51% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Matthew Goulding | 11.00 | 4.91% |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | Simon Holmes | 10.50 | 9.07% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Chris Hornbuckle | 9.00 | 5.96% |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | Michael Eve | 8.50 | 9.20% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | Michael Boothroyd | 8.50 | 4.62% |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | James Wright | 8.50 | 3.21% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Jason Webb | 8.00 | 7.85% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | Mitchell Huxtable | 7.50 | 5.47% |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | Jamie Webb-Bowen | 6.50 | 4.23% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | Stuart Huxtable | 6.50 | 1.01% |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | Chris Siddle | 6.00 | 6.03% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Alan Clarke | 6.00 | 4.75% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Douglas Parker | 6.00 | 0.98% |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | Rich Steward | 5.50 | 0.42% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Craig Frost | 5.00 | 3.87% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | David Owen | 5.00 | 3.19% |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | Paul Philpott | 5.00 | 2.01% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Danny Good | 3.50 | 4.59% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Richie Mercer | 3.50 | 3.16% |
| Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) | Lee Elder | 3.50 | 2.72% |
| For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) | Jack Duncan | 3.50 | 2.41% |
| Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) | chris packard | 3.50 | 1.53% |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | Ryan Ford | 3.50 | 0.90% |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | Marcus Timlin | 3.00 | 5.63% |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | Will Ready | 3.00 | 2.68% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Terence Richard-chalker | 3.00 | 1.67% |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | Gavin Mitcham | 3.00 | 0.48% |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | Darren Cuss | 2.50 | 3.61% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | James Audley | 2.50 | 1.04% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Alex Timms | 2.00 | 0.48% |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | David O'sullivan | 2.00 | -0.61% |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | Luke Willson | 2.00 | -2.67% |
| Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) | Mark Griffiths | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Peter Tutty | 1.00 | 0.49% |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | John Saunders | 1.00 | -1.11% |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | Mark Ohagan | 0.50 | 1.74% |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | Jack Moseley | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) | Graham Clarke | 0.50 | -0.30% |
| Bellyfica (SWI Red) | Jason Parker | 0.50 | -0.33% |
| Gluten Town (SWI Orange) | Leo Bathe | 0.50 | -0.37% |
| Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) | Dom Brown | 0.50 | -1.92% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 28 November
Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)VS 19:00Bellyfica (SWI Red) -
Friday 28 November
For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)VS 19:30Gluten Town (SWI Orange) -
Friday 28 November
Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)VS 20:00Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) -
Friday 28 November
Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)VS 20:30Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) -
Friday 05 December
Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)VS 19:00Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) -
Friday 05 December
Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)VS 19:30Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) -
Friday 05 December
Gluten Town (SWI Orange)VS 20:00Bellyfica (SWI Red) -
Friday 05 December
Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)VS 20:30For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) -
Friday 12 December
Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)VS 19:00Gluten Town (SWI Orange) -
Friday 12 December
Bellyfica (SWI Red)VS 19:30Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) -
Friday 12 December
For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)VS 20:00Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) -
Friday 12 December
Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)VS 20:30Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 21 November
Bellyfica (SWI Red)7 - 10For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)Gluten Town (SWI Orange)3 - 5Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)9 - 2Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)6 - 1Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White) -
Friday 14 November
Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)3 - 6Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)1 - 5Gluten Town (SWI Orange)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)2 - 1Bellyfica (SWI Red)Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)-1 - 13For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) -
Friday 07 November
For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)12 - -1Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)Bellyfica (SWI Red)10 - 2Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)8 - 0Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)Gluten Town (SWI Orange)7 - 5Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) -
Friday 31 October
Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)9 - 2Gluten Town (SWI Orange)Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)2 - 6Bellyfica (SWI Red)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)9 - 16For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)0 - 10Torquiche United (SWI Yellow) -
Friday 24 October
Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)3 - 15For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)5 - 4Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)6 - 4Bellyfica (SWI Red)Gluten Town (SWI Orange)9 - 4Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Bellyfica (SWI Red)8 - 7Gluten Town (SWI Orange)For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)12 - 8Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)6 - 0Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)1 - 6Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) -
Friday 10 October
Gluten Town (SWI Orange)10 - 15For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)10 - 7Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)5 - 5Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)Bellyfica (SWI Red)7 - 15Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) -
Friday 03 October
For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)7 - 6Bellyfica (SWI Red)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)5 - 5Gluten Town (SWI Orange)Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)8 - 4Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)2 - 6Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black) -
Friday 26 September
Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)18 - 14Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)Gluten Town (SWI Orange)11 - 17Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)Bellyfica (SWI Red)10 - 10Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)26 - 18Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) -
Friday 19 September
Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)7 - 12For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)8 - 13Bellyfica (SWI Red)Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)13 - 17Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)9 - 9Gluten Town (SWI Orange) -
Friday 12 September
Gluten Town (SWI Orange)11 - 11Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)Bellyfica (SWI Red)13 - 8Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)10 - 13Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)13 - 10Navy Gravy (SWI Blue) -
Friday 28 November
Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)0 - 0Bellyfica (SWI Red)For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)0 - 0Gluten Town (SWI Orange)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)0 - 0Incredible Bulks (SWI Green) -
Friday 05 December
Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)0 - 0Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)0 - 0Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)Gluten Town (SWI Orange)0 - 0Bellyfica (SWI Red)Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)0 - 0For Figs Sake (SWI Purple) -
Friday 12 December
Navy Gravy (SWI Blue)0 - 0Gluten Town (SWI Orange)Bellyfica (SWI Red)0 - 0Fatburn Rovers (SWI Black)For Figs Sake (SWI Purple)0 - 0Incredible Bulks (SWI Green)Torquiche United (SWI Yellow)0 - 0Cholesterol Palace FC (SWI White)