Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

St. John's Primary, Teindland Close, Newcastle, NE4 8HF Open map →

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Coach: Sam Cooper

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mescran 11 10 0 1 138 68 70 20
Borussia Munching Big Macs 11 10 0 1 104 53 51 20
FC 82 MUCH 11 8 0 3 90 77 13 16
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 11 7 0 4 84 77 7 14
Mo Salad 11 4 0 7 68 92 -24 8
Real Madras (Newcastle) 11 2 1 8 63 89 -26 5
O B City Newcastle (Black) 11 2 0 9 59 97 -38 4
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 11 0 1 10 46 99 -53 1
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mescran 11 8 2 1 48 15 33 18
Borussia Munching Big Macs 11 8 1 2 28 12 16 17
FC 82 MUCH 11 8 0 3 32 18 14 16
Mo Salad 11 6 0 5 29 36 -7 12
O B City Newcastle (Black) 11 4 0 7 23 32 -9 8
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 11 2 2 7 11 27 -16 6
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 11 2 2 7 20 40 -20 6
Real Madras (Newcastle) 11 1 3 7 14 25 -11 5
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs 11 8 2 1 45 23 22 18
Inter Mescran 11 7 2 2 58 33 25 16
FC 82 MUCH 11 4 5 2 33 35 -2 13
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 11 5 2 4 49 26 23 12
O B City Newcastle (Black) 11 4 1 6 18 43 -25 9
Real Madras (Newcastle) 11 3 2 6 27 39 -12 8
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 11 2 2 7 19 34 -15 6
Mo Salad 11 2 2 7 17 33 -16 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Munching Big Macs Andy Gurr 14.50 12.43%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse James Knox 14.50 12.09%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse Matthew Orzel 11.50 10.95%
Inter Mescran Lewis Knox 9.00 4.46%
Inter Mescran Joe Jensen 9.00 2.79%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse Darren Welch 8.50 6.48%
Inter Mescran Kris Hargrave 8.50 6.17%
FC 82 MUCH Gary Morgan 8.50 2.97%
Inter Mescran Paul Morrow 8.00 4.99%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse Chris Stephenson 6.50 6.61%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    Mo Salad
    VS 20:30
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    VS 19:00
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    Mo Salad
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    VS 20:00
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    Inter Mescran
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
  • Monday, 23 December 2019

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    VS 19:00
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 23 December 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 23 December 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    VS 20:00
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 23 December 2019

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Mo Salad

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  • Monday, 02 December 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    9 - 4
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Inter Mescran
    9 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    FC 82 MUCH
    8 - 2
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    3 - 4
    Mo Salad
  • Monday, 25 November 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    4 - 3
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Mo Salad
    8 - 12
    Inter Mescran
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    2 - 13
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    10 - 6
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
  • Monday, 18 November 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    5 - 3
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    8 - 1
    Mo Salad
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    5 - 14
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Inter Mescran
    13 - 5
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 11 November 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    9 - 17
    Inter Mescran
    FC 82 MUCH
    8 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Mo Salad
    8 - 0
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    6 - 2
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
  • Monday, 04 November 2019

    Mo Salad
    10 - 3
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    FC 82 MUCH
    8 - 7
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    5 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Inter Mescran
    11 - 2
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
  • Monday, 28 October 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    10 - 8
    Inter Mescran
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    5 - 7
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    14 - 8
    Mo Salad
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    5 - 9
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 21 October 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    17 - 7
    Mo Salad
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    7 - 7
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Inter Mescran
    15 - 4
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    11 - 5
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
  • Monday, 14 October 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    5 - 11
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    8 - 16
    Inter Mescran
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    7 - 9
    FC 82 MUCH
    Mo Salad
    5 - 7
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 07 October 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    4 - 9
    FC 82 MUCH
    Inter Mescran
    14 - 4
    Mo Salad
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    9 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    8 - 13
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
  • Monday, 30 September 2019

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    4 - 10
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Mo Salad
    4 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    6 - 5
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    FC 82 MUCH
    6 - 14
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 23 September 2019

    Inter Mescran
    9 - 8
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    6 - 7
    FC 82 MUCH
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    5 - 9
    Mo Salad
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    4 - 5
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
  • Monday, 09 December 2019

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mescran
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Mo Salad
    0 - 0
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 16 December 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    0 - 0
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Mo Salad
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    0 - 0
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Inter Mescran
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
  • Monday, 23 December 2019

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    0 - 0
    Inter Mescran
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    0 - 0
    FC 82 MUCH
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mo Salad

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Your questions answered

WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

For live leagues (these are leagues that are currently running) it costs £9.99 to register as a player, or £17.99 with a copy of the five star rated The MAN v FAT Weight Loss Manual (RRP £12.99). You then sign up to a league and pay £25 per month - £30 per month, depending on location

For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay the monthly membership fee. If you cancel the payment with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are eligible for a funded place then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend at least 10 of the first 14 weeks of your membership from the date you join (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 95% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
We have a number of live leagues all over the country. Enter your postcode or nearest city in the 'Find A League' tab at the top of this page to get a full run-down of nearby leagues you can register with now. We also have a number of Planned leagues where we are recruiting players and will launch a league in that area when we have enough guys signed up. Give us a call if you're a football club, company or local authority who wants to bring a league to your area - 0845 163 0042.
Take a look at our full list of FAQ here. If that doesn't answer your question give us a call on 0845 163 0042 or email us on football@manvfat.com and we’ll do our best to help.