Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

St. John's Primary, Teindland Close, Newcastle, NE4 8HF Open map →

Registration Session:

Venue: St. John's Primary, Teindland Close, NE4 8HF
16/09/2019 19:00

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Coach: Oliver Bell

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Games Start

03/06/2019 19:00

Next Season Start

23/09/2019 19:00

Latest league news

Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mescran 12 10 1 1 173 81 92 21
Mo Salad 12 10 1 1 109 69 40 21
FC 82 MUCH 12 6 3 3 112 88 24 15
O B City Newcastle (Black) 12 6 0 6 96 86 10 12
Borussia Munching Big Macs 12 5 1 6 95 88 7 11
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 12 3 1 8 50 109 -59 7
Real Madras (Newcastle) 12 3 0 9 67 115 -48 6
Newcastle Dynamo Kebab 12 1 1 10 37 103 -66 3
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mescran 12 8 1 3 55 17 38 17
Borussia Munching Big Macs 12 7 3 2 38 24 14 17
FC 82 MUCH 12 7 2 3 34 16 18 16
Mo Salad 12 6 4 2 29 21 8 16
O B City Newcastle (Black) 12 4 3 5 26 25 1 11
Real Madras (Newcastle) 12 3 1 8 23 49 -26 7
Newcastle Dynamo Kebab 12 2 2 8 16 41 -25 6
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 12 3 0 9 13 41 -28 6
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Mo Salad 12 9 1 2 48 29 19 19
Inter Mescran 12 8 0 4 83 43 40 16
O B City Newcastle (Black) 12 7 0 5 48 37 11 14
FC 82 MUCH 12 5 2 5 46 50 -4 12
Real Madras (Newcastle) 12 5 1 6 23 38 -15 11
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 12 5 0 7 28 40 -12 10
Borussia Munching Big Macs 12 4 1 7 29 40 -11 9
Newcastle Dynamo Kebab 12 2 1 9 10 38 -28 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter Mescran Mr. Paul Morrow 15.00 12.07%
Inter Mescran Mr. Joe Jensen 14.00 14.68%
O B City Newcastle (Black) Mr. Andrew Westerby 13.50 11.62%
Borussia Munching Big Macs Mr. michael maughan 11.50 9.46%
Mo Salad Mr. Kyle Bennett 11.50 8.84%
Newcastle Dynamo Kebab Mr. Darren Power 10.50 9.96%
Real Madras (Newcastle) Mr. Matthew Sproat 10.50 6.60%
Inter Mescran Mr. Kris Hargrave 10.50 4.72%
Inter Mescran Mr. David Warner 9.00 7.35%
FC 82 MUCH Mr. Ewan Cowie 9.00 5.83%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Monday, 02 September 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    VS 19:00
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
  • Monday, 02 September 2019

    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    VS 19:30
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 02 September 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
  • Monday, 02 September 2019

    Mo Salad
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 09 September 2019

    Inter Mescran
    VS 19:00
    Mo Salad
  • Monday, 09 September 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    VS 19:30
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
  • Monday, 09 September 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    VS 20:00
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 09 September 2019

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab

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  • Monday, 19 August 2019

    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    5 - 10
    FC 82 MUCH
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    6 - 5
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    4 - 10
    Mo Salad
    Inter Mescran
    13 - 7
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 12 August 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    4 - 7
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Mo Salad
    11 - 3
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    FC 82 MUCH
    5 - 8
    Inter Mescran
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    10 - -1
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
  • Monday, 05 August 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    8 - 11
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 8
    Mo Salad
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    5 - 12
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Inter Mescran
    14 - 6
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
  • Monday, 29 July 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    3 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    5 - 2
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    5 - 16
    Inter Mescran
    Mo Salad
    10 - 7
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 22 July 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    2 - 9
    Mo Salad
    FC 82 MUCH
    14 - 2
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    4 - 7
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Inter Mescran
    15 - 2
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
  • Monday, 15 July 2019

    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    2 - 2
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    FC 82 MUCH
    11 - 11
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    14 - 3
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Mo Salad
    7 - 21
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 08 July 2019

    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    7 - 12
    Mo Salad
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    5 - 8
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Inter Mescran
    19 - 7
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    5 - 8
    FC 82 MUCH
  • Monday, 01 July 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    8 - 5
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    12 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Mo Salad
    9 - 8
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    8 - 9
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 24 June 2019

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    15 - 3
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    5 - 9
    Mo Salad
    Inter Mescran
    11 - 11
    FC 82 MUCH
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    2 - 10
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
  • Monday, 17 June 2019

    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    10 - 12
    FC 82 MUCH
    Mo Salad
    11 - 2
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    8 - 5
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    15 - 13
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 10 June 2019

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    6 - 5
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    7 - 4
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    Inter Mescran
    15 - 5
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    FC 82 MUCH
    6 - 6
    Mo Salad
  • Monday, 03 June 2019

    Mo Salad
    7 - 4
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    4 - 12
    FC 82 MUCH
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    9 - 2
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    3 - 19
    Inter Mescran
  • Monday, 02 September 2019

    FC 82 MUCH
    0 - 0
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    Inter Mescran
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Mo Salad
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
  • Monday, 09 September 2019

    Inter Mescran
    0 - 0
    Mo Salad
    Real Madras (Newcastle)
    0 - 0
    O B City Newcastle (Black)
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    0 - 0
    FC 82 MUCH
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Dynamo Kebab

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Your questions answered

WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

For live leagues (these are leagues that are currently running) it costs £9.99 to register as a player, or £17.99 with a copy of the five star rated The MAN v FAT Weight Loss Manual (RRP £12.99). You then sign up to a league and pay £25 per month.

For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay £25 per month. If you cancel the payment with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are eligible for a funded place then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend at least 10 of the first 14 weeks of your membership from the date you join (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 95% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
We have a number of live leagues all over the country. Enter your postcode or nearest city in the 'Find A League' tab at the top of this page to get a full run-down of nearby leagues you can register with now. We also have a number of Planned leagues where we are recruiting players and will launch a league in that area when we have enough guys signed up. Give us a call if you're a football club, company or local authority who wants to bring a league to your area - 0845 163 0042.
Take a look at our full list of FAQ here. If that doesn't answer your question give us a call on 0845 163 0042 or email us on football@manvfat.com and we’ll do our best to help.