Chelmsford

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.

Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
8
7
14
2
Bolton Wobblers (White)
8
6
12
3
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
8
4
8
4
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
8
4
8
5
Blueberry Muffintops
8
3
6
6
Snotts County
8
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 7 0 1 96 53 43 14
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 6 0 2 84 59 25 12
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 4 0 4 60 60 0 8
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 4 0 4 47 61 -14 8
Blueberry Muffintops 8 3 0 5 76 83 -7 6
Snotts County 8 0 0 8 34 81 -47 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 5 2 1 32 14 18 12
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 5 1 2 26 14 12 11
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 4 1 3 20 26 -6 9
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 4 0 4 28 22 6 8
Blueberry Muffintops 8 3 0 5 20 32 -12 6
Snotts County 8 1 0 7 17 35 -18 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bolton Wobblers (White) 8 6 1 1 34 22 12 13
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 39 18 21 12
Blueberry Muffintops 8 4 1 3 33 29 4 9
Bayer Liposuction (Red) 8 2 2 4 11 16 -5 6
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) 8 2 2 4 12 21 -9 6
Snotts County 8 0 2 6 2 25 -23 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blueberry Muffintops Martin Day 14.50 6.39%
Bolton Wobblers (White) LUKE CLEMENTS 14.00 0.00%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Matthew Creasey 11.50 6.13%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Mark Lyons 10.50 8.97%
Bolton Wobblers (White) William Swindell 10.50 7.81%
Blueberry Muffintops Rob White 8.50 8.65%
Blueberry Muffintops Keith Barnes 8.50 6.77%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Paul Lee 8.50 4.78%
Snotts County Stuart Fuller 8.00 6.79%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Ian Swindell 8.00 5.46%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Russell Smith 8.00 4.88%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Ant Sleet 8.00 3.44%
Blueberry Muffintops Scott Teader 8.00 2.67%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Vincent Webster 8.00 2.65%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Jack Groves 6.50 6.77%
Snotts County Scott Mordrick 6.00 8.82%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Pedro Raxworthy 6.00 2.20%
Snotts County Tom Mean 5.50 4.43%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Sam Blowers 5.50 2.38%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Ryan Swindell 5.50 2.19%
Blueberry Muffintops Charles Lipman 5.00 0.53%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Simon Voake 3.50 4.09%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Matt Stevens 3.50 3.12%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Roger Sandhu 3.00 1.82%
Blueberry Muffintops Robert Toms 2.50 3.12%
Bolton Wobblers (White) David Shannon 2.50 2.87%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Daniel Crow 2.50 1.12%
Bolton Wobblers (White) Barrie Smith 2.50 0.97%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Mark Allum 2.00 1.80%
Blueberry Muffintops James Bailey 1.50 0.35%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Steve Bass 1.50 0.31%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Alex Berbank 1.50 -0.37%
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) Joseph Solomons 1.50 -0.75%
Bayer Liposuction (Red) Kiran Desai 1.00 2.12%
Blueberry Muffintops John Cook 1.00 0.20%
Snotts County Ryan Love 0.50 2.06%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Ash Wines 0.50 1.08%
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) Jake Gould 0.50 0.76%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 19 December

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    4 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Snotts County
    9 - 7
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    14 - 2
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 21 November

    Snotts County
    7 - 14
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 13
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    5 - 5
    Blueberry Muffintops

  • Thursday 24 October

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 20
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    7 - 14
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Snotts County
    10 - 8
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

 

  • Thursday 09 January

    Blueberry Muffintops
    VS 19:00
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    VS 20:00
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 16 January

    Snotts County
    VS 19:00
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    VS 20:00
    Blueberry Muffintops

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 12 December

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    9 - 6
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Snotts County
    3 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    13 - 5
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 05 December

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    8 - 3
    Snotts County
    Blueberry Muffintops
    11 - 18
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    8 - 10
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 28 November

    Blueberry Muffintops
    5 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    15 - 7
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    12 - 4
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 14 November

    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    12 - 4
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    15 - 9
    Snotts County
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    12 - 13
    Bolton Wobblers (White)

  • Thursday 07 November

    Blueberry Muffintops
    11 - 10
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    10 - 7
    Snotts County
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    3 - 7
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 31 October

    Snotts County
    0 - 5
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    11 - 8
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    11 - 3
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)

  • Thursday 17 October

    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    9 - 2
    Snotts County
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    13 - 2
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Blueberry Muffintops
    6 - 8
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)

  • Thursday 10 October

    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    7 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Snotts County
    6 - 14
    Blueberry Muffintops
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    7 - 10
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Blueberry Muffintops
    0 - 0
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    0 - 0
    Snotts County

  • Thursday 16 January

    Snotts County
    0 - 0
    Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
    Bayer Liposuction (Red)
    0 - 0
    Bolton Wobblers (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
    0 - 0
    Blueberry Muffintops