Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
2
2
4
2
Bolton Wobblers (White)
2
2
4
3
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
2
1
2
4
Snotts County
2
1
2
5
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
2
0
0
6
Blueberry Muffintops
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 4 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 4 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
| Snotts County | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 2 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 0 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 27 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snotts County | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 4 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 4 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 2 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 2 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 17 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 2 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Snotts County | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 0 | -1 | 2 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Mark Lyons | 4.00 | 2.51% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Paul Lee | 3.50 | 2.46% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Kiran Desai | 3.50 | 1.83% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 2.00 | -0.13% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Steve Bass | 1.00 | 5.95% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Russell Smith | 1.00 | 3.79% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Chris Morris | 1.00 | 2.91% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Dave Spencer | 1.00 | 2.43% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | jack huckle | 1.00 | 2.39% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Keith Barnes | 1.00 | 2.07% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Ash Wines | 1.00 | 1.99% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Simon Voake | 1.00 | 1.96% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Pedro Raxworthy | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Martin Day | 1.00 | 1.23% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matthew Creasey | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Charles Lipman | 1.00 | 0.69% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ian Swindell | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Chris Chappell | 1.00 | 0.23% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Paul Norton | 0.50 | 2.26% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Jack Wilson | 0.50 | 2.25% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Rob White | 0.50 | 1.24% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Robert Toms | 0.50 | 0.94% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | David Tron | 0.50 | 0.85% |
| Snotts County | Spencer Stansfield | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matt Stevens | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Sam Blowers | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Chris Potter | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| Snotts County | Stuart Fuller | 0.50 | 0.28% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 27 February
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 27 February
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 27 February
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Snotts CountyVS 19:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:30Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 27 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 24 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 24 April
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:30Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 24 April
Snotts CountyVS 20:00Bolton Wobblers (White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 27 February
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Snotts County0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 24 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Snotts County0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)
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Thursday 06 March
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:00Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 06 March
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:30Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 06 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 20:00Snotts County -
Thursday 13 March
Snotts CountyVS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 13 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:30Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 13 March
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 20 March
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 20 March
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:30Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 20 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 03 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 19:30Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 20:00Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 10 April
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 19:00Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 10 April
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:30Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 10 April
Snotts CountyVS 20:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 17 April
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 17 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 01 May
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 01 May
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 08 May
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 08 May
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 20 February
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)8 - 12Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Blueberry Muffintops5 - 13Bolton Wobblers (White)Bayer Liposuction (Red)-1 - 5Snotts County -
Thursday 13 February
Snotts County7 - 9Bolton Wobblers (White)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)14 - 7Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)14 - 6Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 06 March
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Snotts County -
Thursday 13 March
Snotts County0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsBolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 20 March
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Snotts County -
Thursday 03 April
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Snotts CountyBayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 10 April
Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Blueberry Muffintops0 - 0Snotts CountyChampagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)