Clacton

Pre-Season Start Date: 23/02/2024 20:00

Friday | 20:00-21:00

Clacton Leisure Centre, Vista Rd, Clacton-On-Sea, Clacton, CO15 6DB

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Season Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
2
2
4
2
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
2
1
2
3
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
2
0
1
4
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
2
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 2 2 0 0 13 9 4 4
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 2 1 0 1 11 11 0 2
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 2 0 1 1 9 11 -2 1
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 2 0 1 1 9 11 -2 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 2 2 0 0 11 6 5 4
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 2 1 0 1 9 8 1 2
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 2 0 1 1 7 10 -3 1
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 2 0 1 1 7 10 -3 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 3
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 3
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Danny Sands 1.50 0.25%
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) Samuel Houghton 1.00 1.46%
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Tyler Cartrr 1.00 -0.29%
Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team) Callum Taylor 0.50 2.02%
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) Richard Turner 0.50 1.63%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Samuel Beaumont-green 0.50 1.49%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Michael Gutteridge 0.50 1.45%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Paul Clifton 0.50 1.17%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Colin Gee 0.50 1.12%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Sam King 0.50 1.12%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Liam Powis 0.50 0.99%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Steve Forrest 0.50 0.93%
Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team) Chris Batcher-Clark 0.50 0.67%
Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team) Andrew Harrison 0.50 0.63%
Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team) Thomas Surtees 0.50 0.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 14 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)

  • Friday 14 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 11 April

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 11 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 25 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

  • Friday 25 April

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 14 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 7
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    4 - 1
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)

  • Friday 14 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 11 April

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 25 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

 

  • Friday 21 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 21 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)

  • Friday 28 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 28 February

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 07 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)

  • Friday 07 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 21 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 21 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 28 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 28 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 04 April

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 04 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

  • Friday 18 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    VS 20:00
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 18 April

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 07 February

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    4 - 6
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    4 - 4
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)

  • Friday 31 January

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    7 - 5
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    7 - 5
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

  • Friday 21 February

    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)

  • Friday 28 February

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 07 March

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 21 March

    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 28 March

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)

  • Friday 04 April

    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)

  • Friday 18 April

    Powder Puffs (Clacton White Team)
    0 - 0
    Fat n Furious (Clacton Red Team)
    Man Titty (Clacton Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Diabetic Madrid (Clacton Yellow Team)