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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Six | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
4
3
7
2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
4
3
6
3
Man Titty (Orange)
4
1
4
4
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
4
2
4
5
Lardiff City (Black)
4
1
2
6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
4
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 4 3 1 0 49 33 16 7
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 4 3 0 1 50 35 15 6
Man Titty (Orange) 4 1 2 1 39 41 -2 4
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 4 2 0 2 35 46 -11 4
Lardiff City (Black) 4 1 0 3 32 35 -3 2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 4 0 1 3 27 42 -15 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 4 4 0 0 32 22 10 8
Pork Vale (Blue) 4 3 0 1 25 19 6 6
Man Titty (Orange) 4 2 1 1 27 23 4 5
Lardiff City (Black) 4 2 0 2 22 17 5 4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 4 0 1 3 12 25 -13 1
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 4 0 0 4 17 29 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 4 3 0 1 13 5 8 6
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 4 3 0 1 10 5 5 6
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 4 2 1 1 8 6 2 5
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 4 1 1 2 8 10 -2 3
Man Titty (Orange) 4 0 2 2 4 9 -5 2
Lardiff City (Black) 4 1 0 3 3 11 -8 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 10.00 5.29%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Mike Worskitt 6.00 0.71%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 6.00 0.13%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 3.50 2.48%
Pork Vale (Blue) Robert Skipper 3.50 1.46%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 3.00 4.30%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Stephen Jones 3.00 2.07%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 3.00 1.79%
Lardiff City (Black) Thomas Nind 3.00 1.49%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 2.50 2.23%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) David Ainsworth 2.50 1.56%
Man Titty (Orange) James Culling 2.50 0.85%
Pork Vale (Blue) Dwane Regis 2.00 0.99%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 2.00 0.11%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Justin Boswick 1.50 0.74%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Kevin Ballard 1.50 0.21%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 1.00 2.19%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 1.00 1.85%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Alan Currivan 1.00 1.61%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Connellan 1.00 0.99%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 1.00 0.96%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 1.00 0.84%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 1.00 0.60%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Simon Durrant 1.00 0.16%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Charlie Fox 1.00 0.11%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Graham Sparkes 0.50 0.43%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jason Wiggins 0.50 0.20%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Darryl King 0.50 0.18%
Lardiff City (Black) Dominic Green 0.50 0.16%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 30 October

    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    4 - 14
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 9
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)

 

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 13 November

    Lardiff City (Black)
    6 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    8 - 8
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    6 - 13
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 06 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 9
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 23 October

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    11 - 19
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    18 - 10
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    11 - 4
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 October

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    8 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 5
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 8
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)