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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
2
2
4
2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
2
1
2
3
Man Titty (Orange)
2
1
2
4
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
2
1
2
5
Lardiff City (Black)
2
1
2
6
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 2 2 0 0 17 14 3 4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 2 1 0 1 19 17 2 2
Man Titty (Orange) 2 1 0 1 17 16 1 2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 2 1 0 1 19 19 0 2
Lardiff City (Black) 2 1 0 1 17 19 -2 2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 2 0 0 2 11 15 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 2 2 0 0 14 9 5 4
Lardiff City (Black) 2 1 0 1 11 10 1 2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 2 1 0 1 12 12 0 2
Man Titty (Orange) 2 0 2 0 10 10 0 2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 9 11 -2 1
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 2 0 1 1 8 12 -4 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 2 2 0 0 9 5 4 4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 4
Man Titty (Orange) 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 2
Pork Vale (Blue) 2 0 1 1 1 2 -1 1
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 2 0 1 1 -1 3 -4 1
Lardiff City (Black) 2 0 0 2 3 7 -4 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 4.00 4.30%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 4.00 0.78%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 4.00 0.39%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Chatten 2.50 3.06%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Martin 2.50 2.30%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 2.50 2.20%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 2.50 0.82%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 2.50 0.74%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 2.50 0.70%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 2.50 0.31%
Man Titty (Orange) Greg Stephens 1.00 1.82%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 1.00 1.38%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 1.00 1.27%
Man Titty (Orange) Leigh Alston 1.00 0.94%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 1.00 0.73%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 1.00 0.72%
Man Titty (Orange) Christopher Tillett 1.00 0.70%
Lardiff City (Black) Noel Bush 1.00 0.65%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Lee De’ath 1.00 0.62%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 1.00 0.24%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 1.00 0.13%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 1.00 0.09%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 1.00 0.09%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Darren Smith 0.50 3.60%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 0.50 0.66%
Man Titty (Orange) Tom Karadzic 0.50 0.65%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Alan Currivan 0.50 0.10%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 0.50 0.09%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Warren Hallworth 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    15 - 12
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    7 - -1
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 3
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

 

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 7
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    10 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)