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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Six | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
8
5
11
2
Lardiff City (Black)
8
5
10
3
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
8
4
8
4
Man Titty (Orange)
8
3
8
5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
8
3
6
6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
8
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 5 1 2 90 59 31 11
Lardiff City (Black) 8 5 0 3 80 64 16 10
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 4 0 4 76 71 5 8
Man Titty (Orange) 8 3 2 3 78 90 -12 8
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 3 0 5 76 96 -20 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 2 1 5 58 78 -20 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 6 1 1 46 28 18 13
Lardiff City (Black) 8 4 2 2 43 30 13 10
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 5 0 3 41 42 -1 10
Man Titty (Orange) 8 3 2 3 50 46 4 8
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 2 0 6 39 47 -8 4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 1 1 6 18 44 -26 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 21 17 4 12
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 5 0 3 28 16 12 10
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 4 1 3 28 21 7 9
Lardiff City (Black) 8 4 0 4 23 23 0 8
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 2 1 5 23 32 -9 5
Man Titty (Orange) 8 1 2 5 16 30 -14 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 14.00 8.36%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Mike Worskitt 13.00 -2.00%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 12.00 -0.92%
Lardiff City (Black) Thomas Nind 10.50 4.56%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 9.00 7.29%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 8.00 3.45%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 7.50 6.88%
Pork Vale (Blue) Robert Skipper 7.50 2.51%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 6.00 2.38%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Kevin Ballard 5.50 0.52%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Alan Currivan 5.00 2.09%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) David Ainsworth 5.00 1.35%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 5.00 1.32%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jason Wiggins 5.00 -0.61%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Carl Brampton 4.50 3.76%
Man Titty (Orange) James Culling 4.50 0.70%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 4.00 3.38%
Man Titty (Orange) Luke Wicks 4.00 2.37%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 3.50 4.12%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 3.50 2.64%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 3.50 2.11%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Connellan 3.50 1.54%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Stephen Jones 3.50 0.69%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 3.50 0.60%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gregg Davis 3.00 7.56%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 3.00 1.35%
Lardiff City (Black) Dominic Green 3.00 0.41%
Lardiff City (Black) Rick Hall 2.50 1.69%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Williams 2.50 0.52%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Simon Durrant 2.50 0.40%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 2.00 1.04%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Darryl King 2.00 0.82%
Pork Vale (Blue) Darren Pearce 1.50 2.45%
Pork Vale (Blue) Dwane Regis 1.00 -0.10%
Pork Vale (Blue) Darren White 0.50 1.81%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Chatten 0.50 1.68%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 0.50 0.10%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Charlie Fox 0.50 -1.13%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    14 - 7
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    8 - 8
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    8 - 12
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 30 October

    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    4 - 14
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 9
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)

 

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    11 - 14
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    15 - 6
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 3
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    4 - 3
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    8 - 3
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    14 - 10
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Lardiff City (Black)
    13 - 6
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 13
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    3 - 14
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Man Titty (Orange)
    13 - 11
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    13 - 9
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 13 November

    Lardiff City (Black)
    6 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    8 - 8
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    6 - 13
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 06 November

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 9
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 23 October

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    11 - 19
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    18 - 10
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    11 - 4
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 October

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    8 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    12 - 5
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 8
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)