Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
13
11
23
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
13
9
19
3
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
13
7
15
4
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
13
7
14
5
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
13
6
13
6
Real Madras (Crewe White)
13
3
8
7
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
13
4
8
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
13
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 152 | 105 | 47 | 23 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 144 | 89 | 55 | 19 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 116 | 106 | 10 | 15 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 129 | 110 | 19 | 14 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 112 | 135 | -23 | 13 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 96 | 116 | -20 | 8 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 96 | 131 | -35 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 66 | 119 | -53 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 57 | 16 | 41 | 22 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 37 | 23 | 14 | 18 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 46 | 28 | 18 | 17 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 35 | 30 | 5 | 15 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 46 | -26 | 10 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 24 | 34 | -10 | 9 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 17 | 36 | -19 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 22 | 45 | -23 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 44 | 31 | 23 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 51 | 50 | 1 | 17 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 45 | 37 | 8 | 14 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 40 | 41 | -1 | 12 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 11 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 35 | 51 | -16 | 10 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 17 | 43 | -26 | 10 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 38 | 39 | -1 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 16.00 | 14.37% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 16.00 | 11.30% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 16.00 | 10.82% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 14.00 | 8.90% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 14.00 | 8.85% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 11.50 | 11.95% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 11.00 | 13.35% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 11.00 | 10.97% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 11.00 | 6.26% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Luke Murray | 11.00 | 5.34% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 10.50 | 14.22% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 10.50 | 7.68% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Nathan Wallbanks | 9.00 | 3.55% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 8.50 | 8.60% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 8.50 | 7.55% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 8.50 | 7.27% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 8.50 | 5.63% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Nick Watts | 8.50 | 4.86% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ivan Shelton | 8.50 | 2.84% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Scott Sparks | 8.00 | 8.40% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dean Falland | 8.00 | 7.17% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Brennan | 7.50 | 4.17% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Andy Lade | 7.50 | 2.62% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Steven Collins | 6.50 | 6.80% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 6.50 | 2.61% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Matt Wrench | 6.00 | 4.91% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 6.00 | 4.56% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 5.50 | 6.26% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 5.50 | 2.99% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 5.50 | 2.75% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 5.50 | 1.00% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 5.00 | 7.87% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Travis Collier | 5.00 | 2.96% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Karl Parker | 5.00 | 1.70% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 5.00 | 1.54% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Padmore | 5.00 | 1.02% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Toby Swinney | 4.50 | 2.94% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Jake Child | 4.50 | 0.35% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Will Murton | 4.00 | 1.88% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 3.50 | 3.58% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 3.50 | 3.48% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 3.50 | 3.09% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 3.50 | 1.63% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 3.50 | 0.42% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Gordon Hassall | 3.00 | 3.97% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 3.00 | 0.10% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 2.50 | 3.35% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 2.00 | 2.48% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | David Bourne | 2.00 | 1.35% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Sam Bailey | 1.50 | 2.12% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 1.50 | 1.93% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Shane Parkes | 1.00 | 2.08% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George O’Gormley | 1.00 | 0.08% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Killion Lucas | 0.50 | 2.26% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Saul Furse | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Craig Lovatt | 0.50 | -0.10% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 0.50 | -1.87% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 28 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 28 April
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 28 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 28 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 14 April
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)16 - 10Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 7Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 07 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 10Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)5 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)10 - 13Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)7 - 20Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 31 March
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)10 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 5Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)10 - 6Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)4 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)8 - 7Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)12 - 15Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 12Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)7 - 13Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 17 March
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 4Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 17Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)13 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)1 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)2 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)6 - 10Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 14Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 18Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)20 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 8Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)9 - 5Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)9 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 February
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)6 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)12 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)8 - 7Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 10Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 February
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 13Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 10Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)10 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)13 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 February
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)5 - 6Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)11 - 9Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)13 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 27 January
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)6 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)4 - 1Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 7Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 January
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)9 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 8Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)8 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)