Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
4
3
6
2
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
4
3
6
3
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
4
3
6
4
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
4
2
4
5
Real Madras (Crewe White)
4
2
4
6
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
4
2
4
7
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
4
1
2
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
4
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 27 | 10 | 6 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 31 | 4 | 6 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 6 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 48 | 41 | 7 | 4 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 38 | 34 | 4 | 4 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 31 | 4 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 43 | -16 | 2 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 6 | 11 | 7 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 5 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 3 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 3 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 3 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 3 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 11 | 6 | 6 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 6 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 4 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 2 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -1 | 11 | -12 | 2 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 8.50 | 11.10% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 6.00 | 5.27% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 6.00 | 4.85% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 5.50 | 6.94% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 5.50 | 6.87% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 5.50 | 5.94% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 5.00 | 7.36% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jake Murphy | 4.00 | 2.83% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 3.00 | 5.30% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 3.00 | 3.62% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Luke Murray | 3.00 | 1.78% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 2.50 | 5.14% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Scott Sparks | 2.50 | 4.99% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Nathan Wallbanks | 2.50 | 3.82% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 2.50 | 3.52% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 2.50 | 3.04% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Nick Watts | 2.50 | 2.73% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Christopher Cornish | 2.50 | 2.47% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 2.50 | 1.86% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 2.50 | 1.72% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Lee Smith | 2.50 | 1.72% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 2.50 | 1.46% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Jake Child | 2.50 | 1.19% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Brennan | 2.50 | 1.13% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Padmore | 2.50 | 1.02% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Karl Parker | 2.50 | 0.80% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dean Falland | 2.00 | 1.64% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 1.50 | 0.54% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | David Bourne | 1.50 | 0.41% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 1.00 | 3.00% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Travis Collier | 1.00 | 1.91% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Matt Wrench | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ivan Shelton | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 1.00 | 1.04% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 1.00 | 0.54% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Lewis Turner | 1.00 | -0.86% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Gordon Hassall | 0.50 | 2.47% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 0.50 | 1.71% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Siddharth mishra | 0.50 | 1.33% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Dale Cox | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Steven Collins | 0.50 | 1.00% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George Walley | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 17 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 17 February
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 17 February
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 17 February
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 February
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 24 February
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 February
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 24 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 03 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 03 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 03 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 03 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 10 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 10 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 10 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 10 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 17 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 17 March
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 17 March
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 24 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 24 March
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 24 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 31 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 31 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 31 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 31 March
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 07 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 07 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 07 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 14 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 14 April
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 April
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 21 April
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 10 February
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 13Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 10Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)10 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)13 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 February
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)5 - 6Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)11 - 9Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)13 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 27 January
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)6 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)4 - 1Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 7Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 January
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)9 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 8Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)8 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 17 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 February
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 03 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 10 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 17 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 24 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 31 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 07 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)