Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
5
4
9
2
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
5
4
8
3
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
5
4
8
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
5
2
5
5
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
5
2
4
6
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
5
2
4
7
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
5
1
2
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 9 |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 41 | 19 | 8 |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 47 | 12 | 8 |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 51 | 50 | 1 | 5 |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 4 |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 51 | -15 | 4 |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 47 | 51 | -4 | 2 |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 55 | -28 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 9 | 10 | 8 |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 8 |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 7 |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 6 |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 5 |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 14 | -9 | 3 |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 15 | -10 | 2 |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 15 | 19 | 10 |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 29 | 14 | 15 | 9 |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 7 |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 4 |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 3 |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 21 | -9 | 3 |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 18 | -8 | 2 |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 20 | -16 | 2 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 10.00 | 4.19% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Benjamin McGraw | 9.50 | 12.24% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 9.50 | 5.56% |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 9.00 | 7.53% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt Perry | 6.50 | 8.82% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 6.50 | 4.61% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 6.50 | 4.44% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matthew Bowker | 6.00 | 4.97% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 6.00 | 4.21% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 5.50 | 3.14% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 5.50 | 1.80% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 5.50 | 0.18% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 5.00 | 0.60% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 4.00 | 5.34% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 4.00 | 1.31% |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 3.50 | 3.23% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 3.50 | 1.00% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 3.00 | 4.23% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 3.00 | 3.92% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Josey Webb | 3.00 | 3.28% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Paul Elliott | 3.00 | 1.85% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Craig Lovatt | 3.00 | 1.68% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 3.00 | 1.65% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Paul Menzies | 3.00 | 1.45% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 3.00 | 0.87% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 2.50 | 5.26% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 2.50 | 4.68% |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | Paul Cassidy | 2.50 | 3.85% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 2.50 | 2.67% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 2.50 | 2.36% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 2.50 | 2.20% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Saul Furse | 2.50 | 2.11% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Rob Brooks | 2.50 | 1.98% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 2.50 | 1.24% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 2.50 | 0.76% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 2.00 | 1.58% |
Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 2.00 | 1.04% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 1.50 | 1.54% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | George Hyde-Farrington | 1.50 | 1.50% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 1.50 | 1.38% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 1.50 | 0.65% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 1.50 | -1.61% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 1.00 | 7.71% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 1.00 | 5.62% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Matthew Sale | 1.00 | 3.06% |
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 1.00 | 2.50% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 1.00 | 2.00% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 1.00 | 1.64% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathon lovatt | 1.00 | 1.60% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Paul Bayley | 1.00 | 0.91% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Tom Lewis | 1.00 | 0.89% |
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Karl Parker | 1.00 | 0.00% |
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Chris Steele | 0.50 | 3.77% |
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Jack Wilkinson | 0.50 | 2.59% |
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Gary Nixon | 0.50 | 2.33% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 0.50 | 1.59% |
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | John Whittaker | 0.50 | 1.37% |
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Ryan Heywood | 0.50 | 0.79% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 23 June
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 23 June
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 23 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 23 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 30 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 30 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 07 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 07 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 14 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 14 July
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 21 July
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 28 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 28 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 28 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 04 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 04 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 04 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 11 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 11 August
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 11 August
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 18 August
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 18 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 18 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 16 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)7 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)11 - 7Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)11 - 13Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)13 - 10Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 09 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)15 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 5Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)11 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 02 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)19 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)5 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 19 May
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 11Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)12 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)9 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)9 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 19Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 23 June
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)