Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
9
4
11
2
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
9
5
11
3
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
9
5
10
4
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
9
5
10
5
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
9
4
9
6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
9
3
8
7
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
9
3
7
8
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
9
3
6
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 111 | 96 | 15 | 11 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 86 | 73 | 13 | 11 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 106 | 94 | 12 | 10 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 80 | 87 | -7 | 10 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 86 | 85 | 1 | 9 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 78 | 77 | 1 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 70 | 83 | -13 | 7 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 57 | 79 | -22 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 34 | 7 | 27 | 18 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 12 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 11 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 10 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 20 | 23 | -3 | 7 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 6 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 18 | 31 | -13 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 28 | -21 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 59 | 34 | 25 | 13 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 32 | 22 | 10 | 10 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 51 | 41 | 10 | 10 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 38 | 38 | 0 | 10 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 14 | 24 | -10 | 9 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 29 | 26 | 3 | 8 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 38 | -19 | 7 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 23 | 42 | -19 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Craig Adlington | 13.50 | 13.02% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | David Goodfellow | 13.50 | 6.79% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ashley Horden | 12.00 | 1.91% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 12.00 | -3.39% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Bowker | 10.00 | 2.48% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Ryan Windley | 8.50 | 8.41% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Matt Perry | 8.50 | 7.34% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Gordon Hassall | 8.50 | 3.60% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 8.00 | 5.16% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 8.00 | 3.74% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Mark Robson | 8.00 | 2.31% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dave Hodkinson | 7.00 | 5.18% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 6.50 | 4.75% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matt King | 6.50 | 4.74% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | William Westall | 6.50 | 2.94% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Mellor | 6.50 | 1.57% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 6.00 | 2.80% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Matt Perry | 5.50 | 5.62% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Jake Child | 5.50 | 4.08% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Josh Buxton | 5.50 | 1.81% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Cartlidge | 5.00 | 4.55% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | James Tee | 5.00 | 4.22% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Jack Wilkinson | 5.00 | 4.03% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Michael Primrose | 5.00 | 3.37% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ryan Heywood | 5.00 | 3.26% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Rob Brooks | 5.00 | 1.81% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 5.00 | 1.57% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | George Hyde-Farrington | 5.00 | 0.26% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Sean Bolton | 4.50 | -1.90% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 3.50 | 4.27% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Reece Tasker | 3.50 | 3.62% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ben Aucamp | 3.50 | 3.37% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Owen | 3.50 | 2.81% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Matthew Sale | 3.50 | 2.30% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Steven Brennan | 3.50 | 2.26% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Rob Nixon | 3.50 | 1.65% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Lewis Thompson | 3.50 | 0.68% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 3.00 | 4.30% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | David Bourne | 3.00 | 2.14% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Clinton Cartlidge | 3.00 | 1.63% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Mark Allen | 3.00 | 1.03% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | John Whittaker | 3.00 | 0.79% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Josey Webb | 2.50 | 2.79% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dale Cox | 2.50 | 2.51% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Paul Menzies | 2.50 | 1.08% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 2.50 | 0.61% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 2.50 | 0.10% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Durose | 2.00 | 1.67% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Charlie Wright | 2.00 | 0.55% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 1.50 | 1.97% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Jonathon lovatt | 1.50 | 1.23% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Russell Smith | 1.50 | -0.20% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Martin Latham | 1.00 | 1.83% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Joseph Harris | 1.00 | 0.98% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dean Falland | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Calum Williams | 1.00 | -0.16% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Craig Lovatt | 1.00 | -0.42% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | James Killick | 0.50 | 1.35% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Luke Murray | 0.50 | 0.39% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 17 November
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 24 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 01 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 01 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 08 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 08 December
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 December
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 15 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 15 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 10 November
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)9 - 10Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)13 - 6Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)7 - 11Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)15 - 7Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 03 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)3 - 10Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)5 - 7Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)12 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)10 - 10Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 27 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)9 - 12Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)14 - 3Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Never Fulham (Crewe White)4 - 10Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)6 - 12Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)5 - 10Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)4 - 10Never Fulham (Crewe White)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 8Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)18 - 20Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 13 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)11 - 13Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)2 - 11Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)9 - 5Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)10 - 6Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)13 - 5Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)13 - 7Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)10 - 11Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)7 - 11Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 29 September
Never Fulham (Crewe White)11 - 14Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)12 - 12Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)18 - 16Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 7Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 22 September
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)7 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)10 - 4Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)7 - 9Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)8 - 9Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)8 - 17Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)14 - 14Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)