Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
12
8
16
2
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
12
7
15
3
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
12
6
14
4
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
12
5
13
5
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
12
6
12
6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
12
4
10
7
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
12
4
9
8
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
12
3
7
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 113 | 109 | 4 | 16 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 133 | 98 | 35 | 15 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 104 | 100 | 4 | 14 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 145 | 131 | 14 | 13 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 127 | 113 | 14 | 12 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 103 | 107 | -4 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 86 | 118 | -32 | 9 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 68 | 103 | -35 | 7 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 10 | 43 | 22 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 17 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 21 | 13 | 16 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 14 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 26 | 25 | 1 | 12 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 25 | 35 | -10 | 7 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 22 | 48 | -26 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 44 | -36 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 12 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 77 | 42 | 35 | 18 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 37 | 30 | 7 | 14 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 43 | 42 | 1 | 14 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 12 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 9 | 34 | -25 | 11 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 39 | 40 | -1 | 10 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 35 | 49 | -14 | 10 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 36 | 52 | -16 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | David Goodfellow | 16.00 | 9.01% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 16.00 | -4.42% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Craig Adlington | 14.50 | 15.43% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ashley Horden | 14.00 | 1.79% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Ryan Windley | 13.50 | 13.27% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Bowker | 12.00 | -0.56% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Matt Perry | 11.00 | 9.33% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Jack Wilkinson | 10.50 | 10.31% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Matt Perry | 9.00 | 6.87% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 9.00 | 6.15% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Mark Robson | 9.00 | 3.79% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Gordon Hassall | 8.50 | 3.19% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 8.50 | 2.49% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 8.00 | 6.93% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matt King | 8.00 | 5.26% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 8.00 | 2.53% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Mellor | 8.00 | 1.93% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Michael Primrose | 7.50 | 6.17% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 7.50 | 2.85% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Rob Brooks | 7.00 | 2.34% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dave Hodkinson | 7.00 | 0.65% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 6.50 | 4.75% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 6.50 | 2.70% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | William Westall | 6.50 | 2.58% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | James Tee | 6.00 | 4.96% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ryan Heywood | 6.00 | 4.68% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Jake Child | 6.00 | 4.51% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Josh Buxton | 6.00 | 0.10% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Cartlidge | 5.50 | 4.95% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | David Bourne | 5.50 | 2.96% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Steven Brennan | 5.50 | 1.35% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | George Hyde-Farrington | 5.50 | 0.51% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Owen | 5.00 | 3.32% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Rob Nixon | 5.00 | 2.04% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Clinton Cartlidge | 5.00 | 1.63% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Matthew Sale | 5.00 | 0.55% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Paul Menzies | 4.50 | 0.99% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dale Cox | 4.00 | 3.76% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Durose | 4.00 | 2.22% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Lewis Thompson | 4.00 | -0.25% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ben Aucamp | 3.50 | 3.37% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 3.50 | 2.41% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Reece Tasker | 3.50 | 1.45% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | James Killick | 3.00 | 3.95% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Mark Allen | 3.00 | 0.28% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Chris Steele | 2.50 | 3.93% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Martin Latham | 2.50 | 2.89% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 2.50 | 0.61% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Sean Bolton | 2.50 | -3.31% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Jonathon lovatt | 2.00 | 2.79% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 2.00 | 0.76% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 2.00 | -0.42% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dean Falland | 1.50 | 2.19% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Russell Smith | 1.50 | -0.20% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Calum Williams | 1.50 | -0.25% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Josey Webb | 1.50 | -0.56% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Joseph Harris | 1.00 | 0.98% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
No latest results Check back soon for more information.
-
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 08 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 08 December
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 December
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 15 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 15 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
-
Monday 01 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)5 - 4Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)9 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)3 - 18Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)8 - 13Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 24 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)10 - 5Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)25 - 16Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)9 - 10Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)7 - 7Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 17 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)8 - 4Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)6 - 4Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)9 - 10Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)7 - 8Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 10 November
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)9 - 10Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)13 - 6Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)7 - 11Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)15 - 7Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 03 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)3 - 10Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)5 - 7Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)12 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)10 - 10Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 27 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)9 - 12Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)14 - 3Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Never Fulham (Crewe White)4 - 10Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)6 - 12Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)5 - 10Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)4 - 10Never Fulham (Crewe White)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 8Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)18 - 20Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 13 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)11 - 13Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)2 - 11Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)9 - 5Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)10 - 6Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)13 - 5Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)13 - 7Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)10 - 11Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)7 - 11Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 29 September
Never Fulham (Crewe White)11 - 14Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)12 - 12Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)18 - 16Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 7Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 22 September
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)7 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)10 - 4Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)7 - 9Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)8 - 9Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)8 - 17Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)14 - 14Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)