Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
5
4
9
2
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
5
4
8
3
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
5
4
8
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
5
2
5
5
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
5
2
4
6
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
5
2
4
7
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
5
1
2
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 5 4 1 0 57 48 9 9
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 5 4 0 1 60 41 19 8
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 5 4 0 1 59 47 12 8
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 5 2 1 2 51 50 1 5
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 5 2 0 3 49 43 6 4
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 5 2 0 3 36 51 -15 4
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 5 1 0 4 47 51 -4 2
Real Madras (Crewe White) 5 0 0 5 27 55 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 5 4 0 1 19 9 10 8
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 5 3 2 0 15 6 9 8
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 5 3 1 1 11 9 2 7
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 5 3 0 2 17 12 5 6
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 5 2 1 2 10 8 2 5
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 5 1 1 3 5 14 -9 3
Real Madras (Crewe White) 5 1 0 4 5 15 -10 2
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 5 0 1 4 7 16 -9 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 5 5 0 0 34 15 19 10
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 5 4 1 0 29 14 15 9
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 5 3 1 1 23 22 1 7
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 5 2 0 3 16 18 -2 4
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 5 1 1 3 20 20 0 3
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 5 1 1 3 12 21 -9 3
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 5 1 0 4 10 18 -8 2
Real Madras (Crewe White) 5 0 2 3 4 20 -16 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Steven Collins 10.00 4.19%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Benjamin McGraw 9.50 12.24%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) James Hindle 9.50 5.56%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Dave Hodkinson 9.00 7.53%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Matt Perry 6.50 8.82%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Sean Bolton 6.50 4.61%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Mike Mitchell 6.50 4.44%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Matthew Bowker 6.00 4.97%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 6.00 4.21%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Clinton Cartlidge 5.50 3.14%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Ashley Horden 5.50 1.80%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Mark Allen 5.50 0.18%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Terry Howard 5.00 0.60%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Jonathan Slack 4.00 5.34%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Ben Aucamp 4.00 1.31%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Durose 3.50 3.23%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Will Harris 3.50 1.00%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Joe Harrison 3.00 4.23%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Christy Roche 3.00 3.92%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Josey Webb 3.00 3.28%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Paul Elliott 3.00 1.85%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Craig Lovatt 3.00 1.68%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Matt Perry 3.00 1.65%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Paul Menzies 3.00 1.45%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Russell Smith 3.00 0.87%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Lewis Thompson 2.50 5.26%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ben Ost 2.50 4.68%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Paul Cassidy 2.50 3.85%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Jason Crump 2.50 2.67%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Reece Tasker 2.50 2.36%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Matt King 2.50 2.20%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Saul Furse 2.50 2.11%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Rob Brooks 2.50 1.98%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Ian Cotton 2.50 1.24%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Darrell Lockett 2.50 0.76%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Adam Mellor 2.00 1.58%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Gary Hand 2.00 1.04%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Jordan Johnson 1.50 1.54%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) George Hyde-Farrington 1.50 1.50%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Ryan Windley 1.50 1.38%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Harrison Fox 1.50 0.65%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) John Westall 1.50 -1.61%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Charlie Wright 1.00 7.71%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Humphries 1.00 5.62%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Matthew Sale 1.00 3.06%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Chris Humphries 1.00 2.50%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Matthew Cartlidge 1.00 2.00%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Gary Davies 1.00 1.64%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Jonathon lovatt 1.00 1.60%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Paul Bayley 1.00 0.91%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Tom Lewis 1.00 0.89%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Karl Parker 1.00 0.00%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Chris Steele 0.50 3.77%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Jack Wilkinson 0.50 2.59%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Gary Nixon 0.50 2.33%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Peter Linney 0.50 1.59%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) John Whittaker 0.50 1.37%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Ryan Heywood 0.50 0.79%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 23 June

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 23 June

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 23 June

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 30 June

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 30 June

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 30 June

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 07 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 07 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 14 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 14 July

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 14 July

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 21 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 21 July

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 21 July

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 21 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 28 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 28 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 28 July

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 04 August

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 04 August

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 04 August

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 11 August

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 11 August

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 11 August

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 11 August

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 18 August

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 18 August

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 18 August

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 16 June

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    7 - 9
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    11 - 7
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    11 - 13
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    13 - 10
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 09 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    15 - 12
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    8 - 5
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    11 - 4
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    10 - 8
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 02 June

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    19 - 7
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    12 - 14
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    5 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 4
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 19 May

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    8 - 11
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    12 - 12
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    5 - 8
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    2 - 7
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 12 May

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    12 - 14
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    9 - 7
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    9 - 12
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    7 - 19
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 23 June

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 21 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 28 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 11 August

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)