Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
3
2
5
2
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
3
2
4
3
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
3
1
3
4
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
3
1
3
5
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
3
1
3
6
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
3
0
2
7
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
3
1
2
8
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
3
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 3 2 1 0 29 23 6 5
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 3 2 0 1 38 28 10 4
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 3 1 1 1 31 27 4 3
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 3 1 1 1 29 28 1 3
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 3 1 1 1 25 25 0 3
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 3 0 2 1 37 39 -2 2
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 3 1 0 2 20 26 -6 2
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 3 1 0 2 30 43 -13 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 3 3 0 0 9 4 5 6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 3 2 0 1 6 2 4 4
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 3 2 0 1 6 4 2 4
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 2
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 2
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 3 1 0 2 6 8 -2 2
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 3 1 0 2 7 10 -3 2
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 3 1 0 2 5 9 -4 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 3 3 0 0 14 7 7 6
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 3 2 0 1 19 8 11 4
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 3 2 0 1 13 13 0 4
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 3 1 1 1 20 18 2 3
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 3 1 1 1 8 7 1 3
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 3 1 0 2 9 15 -6 2
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 3 0 1 2 7 13 -6 1
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 3 0 1 2 14 23 -9 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Craig Adlington 5.50 4.68%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) David Goodfellow 5.50 3.99%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Gordon Hassall 5.50 3.93%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Mark Robson 5.50 2.94%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) James Hindle 5.50 2.18%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Adam Mellor 5.50 1.75%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matthew Bowker 4.00 3.72%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Sean Bolton 4.00 1.40%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Joe Harrison 4.00 1.35%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Ashley Horden 4.00 1.15%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Terry Howard 4.00 -1.18%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Jake Murphy 3.50 4.36%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Rob Lawrie 2.50 4.42%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matthew Cartlidge 2.50 4.14%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Michael Primrose 2.50 4.01%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Adam Thopliss 2.50 3.50%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Clinton Cartlidge 2.50 3.05%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Ryan Windley 2.50 2.84%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Jake Child 2.50 2.29%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Paul Menzies 2.50 2.26%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) James Tee 2.50 1.95%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Lewis Thompson 2.50 1.73%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Ryan Heywood 2.50 1.73%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Ivan Shelton 2.50 1.18%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Mike Mitchell 1.00 4.20%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 1.00 2.65%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Matt Perry 1.00 2.60%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Steven Brennan 1.00 2.37%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Ben Aucamp 1.00 1.78%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Rob Nixon 1.00 1.73%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Gary Davies 1.00 1.68%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Matt Perry 1.00 1.59%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Matthew Sale 1.00 1.53%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Jack Wilkinson 1.00 1.45%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Reece Tasker 1.00 1.45%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Calum Williams 1.00 1.39%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Peter Linney 1.00 1.36%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) John Whittaker 1.00 1.24%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Charlie Wright 1.00 1.00%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Joseph Harris 1.00 0.98%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) David Durose 1.00 0.93%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) William Westall 1.00 0.89%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Josh Buxton 1.00 0.76%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Mark Allen 1.00 0.75%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) George Hyde-Farrington 1.00 0.43%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Dave Hodkinson 1.00 0.29%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Russell Smith 1.00 0.10%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Steven Collins 1.00 -1.40%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) David Owen 0.50 1.66%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Craig Lovatt 0.50 0.95%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) John Westall 0.50 0.86%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matt King 0.50 0.62%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Josey Webb 0.50 0.56%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Paul Cassidy 0.50 0.45%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Harrison Fox 0.50 0.40%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 06 October

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:00
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 06 October

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 06 October

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 06 October

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 13 October

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 13 October

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 13 October

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 13 October

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 20 October

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 20 October

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 20 October

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 20 October

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 27 October

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 27 October

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 27 October

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 27 October

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 03 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 03 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 10 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 10 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 10 November

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 10 November

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 17 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 17 November

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 17 November

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 17 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 24 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 24 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 24 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 24 November

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 01 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 01 December

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 01 December

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 01 December

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 08 December

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 08 December

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 08 December

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 08 December

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 15 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 15 December

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 15 December

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 15 December

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 29 September

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    11 - 14
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    12 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    18 - 16
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 7
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 22 September

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    7 - 7
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    10 - 4
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    4 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    7 - 9
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 15 September

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    8 - 9
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    8 - 17
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    14 - 14
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 06 October

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 13 October

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 20 October

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 27 October

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 10 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 17 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 24 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 01 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 08 December

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 15 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)