Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
3
2
5
2
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
3
2
4
3
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
3
1
3
4
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
3
1
3
5
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
3
1
3
6
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
3
0
2
7
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
3
1
2
8
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
3
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 29 | 23 | 6 | 5 |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 28 | 10 | 4 |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 3 |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 28 | 1 | 3 |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 3 |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 37 | 39 | -2 | 2 |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 2 |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 43 | -13 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 4 |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 2 |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 2 |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 2 |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 2 |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 6 |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 8 | 11 | 4 |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 4 |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 2 |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 13 | -6 | 1 |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Craig Adlington | 5.50 | 4.68% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | David Goodfellow | 5.50 | 3.99% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Gordon Hassall | 5.50 | 3.93% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Mark Robson | 5.50 | 2.94% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 5.50 | 2.18% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Mellor | 5.50 | 1.75% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Bowker | 4.00 | 3.72% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Sean Bolton | 4.00 | 1.40% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 4.00 | 1.35% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ashley Horden | 4.00 | 1.15% |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 4.00 | -1.18% |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Jake Murphy | 3.50 | 4.36% |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Rob Lawrie | 2.50 | 4.42% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Cartlidge | 2.50 | 4.14% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Michael Primrose | 2.50 | 4.01% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 2.50 | 3.50% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Clinton Cartlidge | 2.50 | 3.05% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Ryan Windley | 2.50 | 2.84% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Jake Child | 2.50 | 2.29% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Paul Menzies | 2.50 | 2.26% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | James Tee | 2.50 | 1.95% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Lewis Thompson | 2.50 | 1.73% |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ryan Heywood | 2.50 | 1.73% |
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 2.50 | 1.18% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 1.00 | 4.20% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 1.00 | 2.65% |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Matt Perry | 1.00 | 2.60% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Steven Brennan | 1.00 | 2.37% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ben Aucamp | 1.00 | 1.78% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Rob Nixon | 1.00 | 1.73% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 1.00 | 1.68% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Matt Perry | 1.00 | 1.59% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Matthew Sale | 1.00 | 1.53% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Jack Wilkinson | 1.00 | 1.45% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Reece Tasker | 1.00 | 1.45% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Calum Williams | 1.00 | 1.39% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 1.00 | 1.36% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | John Whittaker | 1.00 | 1.24% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Charlie Wright | 1.00 | 1.00% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Joseph Harris | 1.00 | 0.98% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Durose | 1.00 | 0.93% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | William Westall | 1.00 | 0.89% |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Josh Buxton | 1.00 | 0.76% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Mark Allen | 1.00 | 0.75% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | George Hyde-Farrington | 1.00 | 0.43% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dave Hodkinson | 1.00 | 0.29% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Russell Smith | 1.00 | 0.10% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 1.00 | -1.40% |
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Owen | 0.50 | 1.66% |
Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Craig Lovatt | 0.50 | 0.95% |
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 0.50 | 0.86% |
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matt King | 0.50 | 0.62% |
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Josey Webb | 0.50 | 0.56% |
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Paul Cassidy | 0.50 | 0.45% |
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Harrison Fox | 0.50 | 0.40% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 06 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 13 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 13 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 13 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 20 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 20 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 27 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 27 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 03 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 10 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 10 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 November
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 17 November
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 24 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 01 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 01 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 08 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 08 December
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 December
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 15 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 15 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 29 September
Never Fulham (Crewe White)11 - 14Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)12 - 12Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)18 - 16Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 7Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 22 September
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)7 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)10 - 4Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)7 - 9Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)8 - 9Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)8 - 17Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)14 - 14Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)