Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
9
7
15
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
9
6
13
3
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
9
6
12
4
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
9
6
12
5
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
9
3
7
6
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
9
3
6
7
Real Madras (Crewe White)
9
2
5
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
9
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 98 | 68 | 30 | 15 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 92 | 51 | 41 | 13 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 98 | 72 | 26 | 12 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 84 | 84 | 0 | 12 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 76 | 84 | -8 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 68 | 93 | -25 | 6 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 66 | 79 | -13 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 43 | 94 | -51 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 38 | 9 | 29 | 16 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 12 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 27 | 19 | 8 | 11 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 25 | 26 | -1 | 9 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 8 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 9 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 20 | 27 | -7 | 7 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 25 | -14 | 5 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 14 | 34 | -20 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 23 | 21 | 16 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 38 | 32 | 6 | 14 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 17 | 6 | 11 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 38 | 26 | 12 | 10 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 33 | -6 | 8 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 7 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 9 | 38 | -29 | 4 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 18 | 29 | -11 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 13.50 | 8.21% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 12.00 | 11.33% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 11.50 | 7.06% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 10.50 | 9.71% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Luke Murray | 10.50 | 3.71% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 10.00 | 7.75% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 9.50 | 12.23% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 9.00 | 6.89% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 9.00 | 6.52% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 8.50 | 8.74% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 8.00 | 8.06% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Nick Watts | 8.00 | 3.75% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ivan Shelton | 6.50 | 3.05% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Scott Sparks | 6.00 | 7.87% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 5.50 | 4.38% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 5.50 | 1.59% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 5.00 | 10.60% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Nathan Wallbanks | 5.00 | 4.35% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 5.00 | 4.08% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Matt Wrench | 5.00 | 3.78% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Karl Parker | 5.00 | 1.70% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jake Murphy | 4.00 | 2.83% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 3.50 | 3.83% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 3.50 | 3.43% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Brennan | 3.50 | 2.14% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Lee Smith | 3.50 | 2.09% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 3.50 | 0.81% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 3.50 | 0.73% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Jake Child | 3.50 | 0.63% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dean Falland | 3.00 | 4.71% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 3.00 | 3.85% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Christopher Cornish | 3.00 | 3.75% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 3.00 | 3.13% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Travis Collier | 3.00 | 3.04% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 3.00 | 1.54% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 3.00 | 1.15% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 3.00 | 1.03% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 3.00 | 0.97% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Padmore | 3.00 | 0.94% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 2.50 | 3.35% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 2.50 | 2.77% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Gordon Hassall | 2.50 | 2.77% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 2.50 | 1.35% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 2.50 | 1.06% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Andy Lade | 2.00 | 0.58% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 1.50 | 1.93% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | David Bourne | 1.50 | 1.14% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Will Murton | 1.50 | 0.19% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 1.50 | 0.10% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Steven Collins | 1.00 | 1.56% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Josey Webb | 1.00 | 0.25% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George Walley | 1.00 | -0.39% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George O’Gormley | 0.50 | -0.31% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 0.50 | -1.77% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 24 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 24 March
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 24 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 31 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 31 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 31 March
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 31 March
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 07 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 07 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 07 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 14 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 14 April
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 April
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 21 April
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 17 March
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 4Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 17Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)13 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)1 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)2 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)6 - 10Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 14Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 18Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)20 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 8Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)9 - 5Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)9 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 February
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)6 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)12 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)8 - 7Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 10Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 February
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 13Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 10Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)10 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)13 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 February
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)5 - 6Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)11 - 9Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)13 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 27 January
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)6 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)4 - 1Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 7Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 January
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)9 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 8Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)8 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 March
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 31 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 07 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)