Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
6
4
8
2
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
6
3
7
3
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
6
3
7
4
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
6
3
7
5
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
6
2
6
6
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
6
3
6
7
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
6
2
4
8
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
6
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 6 4 0 2 80 69 11 8
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 6 3 1 2 59 53 6 7
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 6 3 1 2 51 47 4 7
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 6 3 1 2 55 51 4 7
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 6 2 2 2 79 68 11 6
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 6 3 0 3 43 48 -5 6
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 6 2 0 4 50 72 -22 4
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 6 1 1 4 45 54 -9 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 6 6 0 0 23 6 17 12
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 6 4 0 2 16 9 7 8
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 6 3 1 2 10 8 2 7
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 6 2 2 2 12 11 1 6
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 6 3 0 3 14 14 0 6
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 6 2 1 3 15 17 -2 5
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 6 1 0 5 10 22 -12 2
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 6 1 0 5 4 17 -13 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) 6 5 0 1 26 8 18 10
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) 6 4 1 1 46 25 21 9
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) 6 4 0 2 28 25 3 8
Never Fulham (Crewe White) 6 3 1 2 12 16 -4 7
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) 6 3 0 3 42 33 9 6
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) 6 2 0 4 11 27 -16 4
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) 6 0 2 4 13 23 -10 2
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) 6 0 2 4 16 37 -21 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Craig Adlington 11.00 9.04%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) David Goodfellow 11.00 5.76%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matthew Bowker 8.00 3.94%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Ashley Horden 8.00 1.79%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Terry Howard 8.00 -2.21%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Ryan Windley 6.50 6.59%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Matt Perry 6.50 5.16%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Adam Thopliss 6.50 4.75%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Gordon Hassall 6.50 3.93%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) James Hindle 6.00 3.85%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Peter Linney 6.00 3.26%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Mark Robson 6.00 2.31%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) William Westall 6.00 1.87%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matt King 5.50 2.89%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Josh Buxton 5.50 2.67%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Sean Bolton 5.50 1.40%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Adam Mellor 5.50 0.74%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Jake Murphy 4.00 4.53%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Rob Nixon 3.50 4.71%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Matt Perry 3.50 4.16%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Michael Primrose 3.50 4.09%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Mike Mitchell 3.00 4.72%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Matthew Cartlidge 3.00 3.54%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Steven Brennan 3.00 3.50%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Reece Tasker 3.00 3.11%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Clinton Cartlidge 3.00 2.95%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Paul Menzies 3.00 2.44%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Matthew Sale 3.00 2.40%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Jake Child 3.00 2.36%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) James Tee 3.00 2.19%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Ryan Heywood 3.00 1.93%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) George Hyde-Farrington 3.00 1.89%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Mark Allen 3.00 1.22%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Rob Brooks 3.00 0.85%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 2.50 2.43%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) Ben Aucamp 2.50 2.28%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Jack Wilkinson 2.50 1.37%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Gary Davies 2.50 1.26%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Lewis Thompson 2.50 0.43%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Ivan Shelton 2.50 0.29%
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) Russell Smith 2.50 0.10%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Charlie Wright 2.00 1.44%
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) Matt Martin 2.00 0.86%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) David Durose 1.50 1.48%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Josey Webb 1.50 1.02%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Dale Cox 1.50 0.90%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) Dave Hodkinson 1.50 -0.58%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) David Bourne 1.00 3.26%
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) John Westall 1.00 2.20%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) David Owen 1.00 1.92%
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) Joseph Harris 1.00 0.98%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) James Killick 1.00 0.93%
Never Fulham (Crewe White) Craig Lovatt 1.00 0.53%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) John Whittaker 1.00 0.45%
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) Calum Williams 1.00 0.16%
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) Christy Roche 1.00 -1.34%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 27 October

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 27 October

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 27 October

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 27 October

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 03 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 03 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 10 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 10 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 10 November

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 10 November

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 17 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 17 November

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 17 November

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 17 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 24 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 24 November

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 24 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 24 November

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 01 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 01 December

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 01 December

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 01 December

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 08 December

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 08 December

    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 08 December

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 08 December

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 15 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 15 December

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 15 December

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 15 December

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:30
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 20 October

    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    5 - 10
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    4 - 10
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    4 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    18 - 20
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 13 October

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    11 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    2 - 11
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    9 - 5
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    10 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 06 October

    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    13 - 5
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    13 - 7
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    10 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    7 - 11
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 29 September

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    11 - 14
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    12 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    18 - 16
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 7
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 22 September

    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    7 - 7
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    10 - 4
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    4 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    7 - 9
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 15 September

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    8 - 9
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    8 - 17
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    14 - 14
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 27 October

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 03 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 10 November

    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 17 November

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
  • Monday 24 November

    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 01 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 08 December

    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 15 December

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
    Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Never Fulham (Crewe White)
    Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
    Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)