Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
2
2
4
2
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
2
1
3
3
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
2
1
3
4
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
2
1
2
5
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
2
1
2
6
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
2
1
2
7
Real Madras (Crewe White)
2
0
0
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 17 | 5 | 4 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 2 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 16 | -7 | 0 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 30 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 4 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 2 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 0 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | -7 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 4 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 4 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 3 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 1 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 0 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 14 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Benjamin McGraw | 4.00 | 6.69% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 4.00 | 5.87% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt Perry | 4.00 | 5.61% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 4.00 | 2.75% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 4.00 | 2.72% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 4.00 | 2.22% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 4.00 | 1.48% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 3.50 | 3.18% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matthew Bowker | 3.50 | 1.24% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 3.50 | 1.08% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 3.50 | 0.93% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 2.00 | 0.60% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 1.00 | 3.70% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 1.00 | 2.31% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 1.00 | 2.24% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 1.00 | 2.13% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 1.00 | 1.66% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 1.00 | 1.58% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Karl Parker | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 1.00 | 1.36% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Paul Menzies | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Toby Swinney | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Craig Lovatt | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 1.00 | 0.58% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 1.00 | 0.43% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 1.00 | 0.29% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 0.50 | 3.29% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 0.50 | 3.22% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Shane Parkes | 0.50 | 2.52% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Paul Cassidy | 0.50 | 2.01% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Rob Brooks | 0.50 | 1.98% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 0.50 | 1.87% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | John Whittaker | 0.50 | 1.82% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Paul Bayley | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 0.50 | 1.54% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 0.50 | 1.18% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Sam Bailey | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Josey Webb | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 0.50 | 0.53% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Will Murton | 0.50 | 0.48% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Saul Furse | 0.50 | 0.37% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Padmore | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 02 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 02 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 02 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 02 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 09 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 09 June
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 09 June
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 09 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 16 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 16 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 16 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 16 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 23 June
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 23 June
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 23 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 23 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 30 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 30 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 07 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 07 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 14 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 14 July
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 21 July
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 28 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 28 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 28 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 04 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 04 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 04 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 11 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 11 August
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 11 August
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 18 August
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 18 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 18 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 19 May
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 11Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)12 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)9 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)9 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 19Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 02 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 09 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 16 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 23 June
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)