Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

Welcome to MAN v FAT Dartford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hakuna Mafatass Purple
5
4
8
2
Kebaberdeen (Reds)
5
3
8
3
Porky Blinders Blue
5
3
7
4
Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
5
2
5
5
Piecester City (Pink)
5
2
4
6
Yellow Belly Ballers
5
2
4
7
Plymouth Largegyle (green)
5
1
2
8
Dwhite Pork
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Hakuna Mafatass Purple 5 4 0 1 52 34 18 8
Kebaberdeen (Reds) 5 3 2 0 54 38 16 8
Porky Blinders Blue 5 3 1 1 41 36 5 7
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) 5 2 1 2 41 36 5 5
Piecester City (Pink) 5 2 0 3 39 36 3 4
Yellow Belly Ballers 5 2 0 3 47 63 -16 4
Plymouth Largegyle (green) 5 1 0 4 36 51 -15 2
Dwhite Pork 5 1 0 4 28 44 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Porky Blinders Blue 5 4 0 1 16 8 8 8
Kebaberdeen (Reds) 5 3 1 1 15 10 5 7
Hakuna Mafatass Purple 5 3 1 1 12 8 4 7
Yellow Belly Ballers 5 2 0 3 20 19 1 4
Dwhite Pork 5 1 2 2 8 9 -1 4
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) 5 0 4 1 6 10 -4 4
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 2 2 6 13 -7 4
Plymouth Largegyle (green) 5 1 0 4 9 15 -6 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Hakuna Mafatass Purple 5 4 0 1 25 12 13 8
Kebaberdeen (Reds) 5 3 2 0 24 15 9 8
Piecester City (Pink) 5 4 0 1 19 11 8 8
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) 5 2 2 1 21 13 8 6
Porky Blinders Blue 5 0 3 2 12 14 -2 3
Dwhite Pork 5 1 1 3 6 21 -15 3
Plymouth Largegyle (green) 5 1 0 4 15 21 -6 2
Yellow Belly Ballers 5 1 0 4 15 30 -15 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Plymouth Largegyle (green) Mack Edwardson 9.50 8.99%
Yellow Belly Ballers Luke Allen 8.50 8.77%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Ahmet Dogan 6.50 6.64%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Tony Harris 6.50 3.92%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Ziya Musa 6.00 5.44%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Sam Hunt 6.00 3.48%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Matthew Rigby 6.00 3.25%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Sam Reynolds 5.00 2.09%
Piecester City (Pink) Keith Murray 3.50 6.76%
Piecester City (Pink) Yasir Elmi 3.50 4.40%
Porky Blinders Blue William Ewen 3.00 5.09%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Andrew Payne 3.00 4.31%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Scott Filmer 3.00 4.15%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Michael Artiss 3.00 3.94%
Piecester City (Pink) Garry Nie 3.00 1.61%
Porky Blinders Blue Robert Haynes 3.00 1.15%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 3.00 1.02%
Porky Blinders Blue Paul Kersey 3.00 0.54%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Adam Deller 2.50 4.76%
Yellow Belly Ballers Leigh Pell 2.50 2.87%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Kes eka 2.50 2.75%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Mark Bentley 2.50 1.93%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Joe Cassidy 2.50 1.51%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 2.50 1.39%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Darren Jessop 2.50 1.26%
Yellow Belly Ballers Chris Turner 2.50 1.16%
Plymouth Largegyle (green) Stephen Clark 2.50 0.85%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Kushal Babla 2.50 0.47%
Dwhite Pork Spencer Bush 2.00 1.05%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Mike Small 2.00 0.63%
Piecester City (Pink) Alan Lado-Devesa 1.50 0.63%
Tubby Tangerines (Orange) Yusuf Conteh 1.50 0.35%
Dwhite Pork Jamie Bell 1.00 3.76%
Porky Blinders Blue Jeff B 1.00 1.68%
Dwhite Pork Sam Andrews 1.00 0.94%
Yellow Belly Ballers Dominic Gilchrist 1.00 0.82%
Piecester City (Pink) Lawrence Morris 1.00 0.78%
Yellow Belly Ballers Chris Ball 1.00 0.60%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Kieran Stansbury 1.00 0.46%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Chris Rose 1.00 0.28%
Dwhite Pork Scott Stanton 1.00 0.00%
Dwhite Pork Ali Hassan 1.00 -0.20%
Porky Blinders Blue David Paulizky 1.00 -0.77%
Kebaberdeen (Reds) Tom Moore 1.00 -0.85%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Timothy Ewen 1.00 -1.31%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Stuart Bloomfield 1.00 -2.61%
Piecester City (Pink) Philip Goode 0.50 1.34%
Porky Blinders Blue Chris Callaghan 0.50 0.94%
Hakuna Mafatass Purple Paul Collins 0.50 0.27%
Yellow Belly Ballers Noel Carroll 0.50 0.18%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Porky Blinders Blue
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Dwhite Pork
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Dwhite Pork
    VS 21:00
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Porky Blinders Blue
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Dwhite Pork
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Dwhite Pork
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Porky Blinders Blue
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Dwhite Pork
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Porky Blinders Blue
    VS 21:30
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Dwhite Pork
    7 - 15
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    10 - 11
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    Porky Blinders Blue
    8 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    9 - 6
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    14 - 9
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    12 - 8
    Porky Blinders Blue
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    3 - 10
    Dwhite Pork
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    8 - 6
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Piecester City (Pink)
    9 - 4
    Dwhite Pork
    Porky Blinders Blue
    10 - 7
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    17 - 6
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    13 - 7
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    8 - 13
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    5 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    5 - 9
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork
    4 - 7
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Porky Blinders Blue
    8 - 5
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    10 - 3
    Dwhite Pork
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    6 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    10 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Yellow Belly Ballers
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Porky Blinders Blue
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Dwhite Pork
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Dwhite Pork
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders Blue

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Porky Blinders Blue
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders Blue
    Dwhite Pork
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    Dwhite Pork
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    Porky Blinders Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders Blue
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Dwhite Pork
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    Porky Blinders Blue
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Plymouth Largegyle (green)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders Blue
    Hakuna Mafatass Purple
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork
    Yellow Belly Ballers
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Orange)