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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.

Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
10
8
16
2
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
10
8
16
3
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
10
5
10
4
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
10
3
9
5
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
10
4
8
6
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
10
3
8
7
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
10
2
7
8
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
10
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 10 8 0 2 71 43 28 16
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 10 8 0 2 77 65 12 16
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 10 5 0 5 68 61 7 10
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 10 3 3 4 52 56 -4 9
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 10 4 0 6 64 71 -7 8
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 10 3 2 5 60 73 -13 8
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 10 2 3 5 46 55 -9 7
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 10 3 0 7 56 70 -14 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 10 8 0 2 30 19 11 16
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 10 5 2 3 16 9 7 12
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 10 5 1 4 26 19 7 11
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 10 5 1 4 17 16 1 11
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 10 4 2 4 15 16 -1 10
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 10 4 1 5 19 12 7 9
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 10 2 3 5 10 18 -8 7
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 10 2 0 8 14 38 -24 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 10 7 2 1 23 9 14 16
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 10 8 0 2 32 19 13 16
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 10 6 1 3 24 12 12 13
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 10 2 5 3 22 23 -1 9
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 10 4 0 6 12 20 -8 8
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 10 3 1 6 22 25 -3 7
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 10 2 2 6 10 20 -10 6
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 10 2 1 7 9 26 -17 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Billy Wood 19.00 12.20%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Morley 13.00 -0.33%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Travis Wood 8.50 5.59%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Matt Jackson 8.50 5.32%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Luke Burrage 8.00 10.28%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Scott Davies 8.00 5.51%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Ashley Mardlin 8.00 2.80%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Roberto Tedesco 6.50 1.58%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Nick Bridle 6.00 6.21%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Daniel Wright 6.00 6.16%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) James Davis 6.00 3.43%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Jacob Prior 5.50 1.63%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Aaron Atkins 5.50 -1.43%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Ben Mepham 4.50 1.30%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Gonnella 3.50 3.23%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Tony Cameron 3.00 3.44%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Ashley Holloway 3.00 2.24%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Samuel Jaban 3.00 2.10%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Matt Hockedy 3.00 1.99%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) William Kirkham 3.00 1.49%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Oliver Waller 3.00 1.15%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Mark Ballard 3.00 0.99%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Catanho 3.00 0.90%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Charles Sadler 2.50 4.11%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Kieren Hill 2.50 3.25%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Greg Holden 2.50 0.41%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Nyle Green 2.50 -0.65%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Stuart Hunt 2.00 0.75%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Nick Charlton 1.00 2.16%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Ben Swain 1.00 1.52%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) James Wells 1.00 0.23%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Joseph Turner 1.00 -1.08%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Scott 0.50 0.85%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Zachary Burrage 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 20:30
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    4 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    1 - 3
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    6 - 5
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    2 - 8
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    6 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    8 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    8 - 7
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    5 - 9
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    6 - 6
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    7 - 8
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    6 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    5 - 6
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    10 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    6 - 8
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    3 - 4
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    9 - 3
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 29 January

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    8 - 4
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    5 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    3 - 4
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    4 - 9
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 22 January

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    1 - 11
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    10 - 12
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    4 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    6 - 8
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    8 - 5
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    4 - 3
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    8 - 5
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    7 - 4
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    5 - 4
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    4 - 7
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    8 - 13
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    8 - 13
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    7 - 3
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    2 - 6
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 3
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    5 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    9 - 15
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    5 - 18
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    10 - 5
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)