Enfield
Thursday | 20:00-22:00
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Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
2
2
4
2
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
2
1
3
3
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)
2
1
2
4
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)
2
1
2
5
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)
2
0
1
6
Flabberden (Enfield Red)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 4 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 3 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 16 | 5 | 2 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 2 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 15 | -1 | 1 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 22 | -14 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 4 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 2 |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Billy Forman | 6.50 | 0.64% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Cantle | 1.00 | 2.24% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Silva | 1.00 | 1.94% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Michael Harper | 1.00 | 1.85% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Jan Ozkan | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Cos Costa | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Connor Webb | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Savvas Charalambous | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Kingsley Appiah | 1.00 | 1.22% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Jason Phasouliotis | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Douglas Curtis | 1.00 | 0.97% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | CRISTIAN BARBOSU | 1.00 | 0.76% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | James Carter | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Beyz Beyz | 1.00 | -0.57% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Ben Booth | 0.50 | 5.16% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Steven Vickers | 0.50 | 1.99% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Martin Castell | 0.50 | 1.55% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Daniel Smith | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Alfie Jerome | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Jamie Hurley | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Uche Onwuka | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Oscar Veloz Cano | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) | Erhan Mustafa | 0.50 | 0.56% |
| Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) | Carlos Ahumada | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Christian Asare-Anderson | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Robert Cook | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) | Darryl Daniel | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Ali Gurdal | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Joseph Hull | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Emmanuel Dadzie | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Raphael Owusu | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Flabberden (Enfield Red) | Ben Bruce | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) | Jamie Trevatt | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) | Joshua Ansah | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Thursday 20 March
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 20 March
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:30Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 20 March
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:30Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 17 April
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 21:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 15 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 15 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 15 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 21:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 20 March
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 17 April
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 15 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)
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Thursday 27 March
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 27 March
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:30REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 27 March
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 21:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 03 April
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 03 April
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:30Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 03 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 21:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 10 April
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 10 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:30Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 10 April
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 24 April
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 24 April
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 20:30Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 24 April
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 21:00Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 01 May
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 20:00Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 01 May
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:30Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 01 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 08 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 08 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:30Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 08 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 22 May
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)VS 20:00Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 22 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)VS 20:30Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 22 May
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)VS 21:00Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)VS 20:00Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 29 May
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)VS 20:30Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 29 May
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)VS 21:00REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 13 March
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)5 - 10Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Flabberden (Enfield Red)2 - 6Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)5 - 5Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 06 March
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)9 - 10Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)9 - 10REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)16 - 6Flabberden (Enfield Red) -
Thursday 27 March
Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 03 April
Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink) -
Thursday 10 April
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange) -
Thursday 24 April
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green) -
Thursday 01 May
Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 08 May
Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow) -
Thursday 22 May
REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)0 - 0Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)Flabberden (Enfield Red)0 - 0Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)0 - 0Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White) -
Thursday 29 May
Olympique Mayonnaise (Enfield White)0 - 0Flabberden (Enfield Red)Fatsuma (Enfield Orange)0 - 0Conspiracy Utd (Enfield Pink)Wolfsburger and Fries (Enfield Green)0 - 0REAL MADRAS (Enfield Yellow)