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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26
4
4
8
2
Man Titty (Blue) 26
4
2
6
3
Black Forest Fatto's 26
4
2
5
4
Red Bull Salzburger 26
4
2
4
5
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26
4
1
4
6
Largentina (White) 26
4
1
2
7
Fenerbackache (Purple) 26
4
1
2
8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26
4
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 38 | 13 | 25 | 8 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 6 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 14 | 12 | 5 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 4 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 26 | -11 | 4 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 22 | -11 | 2 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 27 | -17 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 4 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 4 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 4 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 4 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 3 | 17 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 5 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 4 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | -1 | 14 | -15 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Nathan Etheridge | 6.50 | 6.90% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Dominic Ponsford | 5.50 | 3.21% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Luke Baldwin | 5.00 | 0.24% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | James Trow | 4.00 | 1.81% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Martin Barrett | 3.00 | 3.54% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Ben Diboll | 3.00 | 1.90% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Phil Edmunds | 2.50 | 4.92% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | William Tan de Thorpe Millard | 2.50 | 3.82% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Serge Abdelkader | 2.50 | 3.80% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | STEPHEN BUTTERS | 2.50 | 1.64% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Mike Burton | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Kieran Howard | 2.50 | 1.16% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Jay Harding | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Mark sampson | 2.50 | 0.78% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Simon Penney | 2.50 | 0.11% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Scott Blayney | 1.50 | 0.72% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Ed Bliss | 1.00 | 3.30% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Rob Elkins | 1.00 | 1.86% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Stephen Dovey | 1.00 | 1.85% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Pablo Ridler | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Callum Woolgar | 1.00 | 1.80% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Richard Green | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Mike Dobinson | 1.00 | 1.37% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Dexter Cornwell | 1.00 | 1.36% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Aaron Devoy | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Aidan Smallwood | 1.00 | 1.21% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Stuart Westcott | 1.00 | 1.19% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Neil Jenner | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Gary Bushnell | 1.00 | 1.16% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Matthew Rutherford-West | 1.00 | 1.06% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Daryl Pledge | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | James Kite | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Ross Bridle | 1.00 | 0.48% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Alastair Lichten | 1.00 | 0.16% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | James Collins | 0.50 | 1.71% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Joe Green | 0.50 | 1.40% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | dan inman | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Nathaniel Billings | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Craig Dainty | 0.50 | 1.29% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Shaun Breach | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Dan Cobb | 0.50 | 0.95% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Andy Standen | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Gary Marshall | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | James Meade | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Sebastian Cole | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Benjamin Argen | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Andrew Sander | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Derek Hanley | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Mark Fenton | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Craig Wood | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Peter Cumner | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Kevin Cox | 0.50 | -0.20% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 30 March
Largentina (White) 26VS 20:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Red Bull Salzburger 26VS 20:30Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26VS 21:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Man Titty (Blue) 26VS 21:30Black Forest Fatto's 26
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 23 March
Fenerbackache (Purple) 264 - 16Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Red Bull Salzburger 265 - 0Largentina (White) 26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 260 - 3Black Forest Fatto's 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)265 - 5Man Titty (Blue) 26 -
Monday 16 March
Red Bull Salzburger 263 - 2Largentina (White) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 26-1 - 2Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Man Titty (Blue) 268 - 8Game of Throw Ins (Green)26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 266 - 6Black Forest Fatto's 26 -
Monday 09 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26-2 - 10Black Forest Fatto's 26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 262 - 3Man Titty (Blue) 26Largentina (White) 263 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) 26Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 266 - 4Red Bull Salzburger 26 -
Monday 02 March
Largentina (White) 266 - 14Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 267 - 6Red Bull Salzburger 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)264 - 3Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26Black Forest Fatto's 267 - 10Man Titty (Blue) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Largentina (White) 260 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Red Bull Salzburger 260 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)260 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26Man Titty (Blue) 260 - 0Black Forest Fatto's 26