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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26
3
3
6
2
Man Titty (Blue) 26
3
2
5
3
Black Forest Fatto's 26
3
1
3
4
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26
3
1
3
5
Red Bull Salzburger 26
3
1
2
6
Fenerbackache (Purple) 26
3
1
2
7
Largentina (White) 26
3
1
2
8
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26
3
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 9 | 13 | 6 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 3 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 21 | -11 | 3 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 15 | -2 | 2 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 17 | -6 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 5 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 4 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 2 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 2 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 6 |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 5 |
| Largentina (White) 26 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 3 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | -3 | 2 | -5 | 2 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | James Trow | 4.00 | 1.81% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Dominic Ponsford | 4.00 | 1.61% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Luke Baldwin | 4.00 | -0.36% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Mike Burton | 2.50 | 2.72% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Martin Barrett | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Ben Diboll | 2.50 | 1.72% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Simon Penney | 2.50 | 1.01% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Jay Harding | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Phil Edmunds | 1.00 | 3.52% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Ed Bliss | 1.00 | 3.30% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Serge Abdelkader | 1.00 | 3.22% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | William Tan de Thorpe Millard | 1.00 | 2.20% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Richard Green | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | STEPHEN BUTTERS | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Aaron Devoy | 1.00 | 1.49% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Mike Dobinson | 1.00 | 1.37% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Travis Blake | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | James Kite | 1.00 | 1.20% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Gary Bushnell | 1.00 | 1.16% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Daryl Pledge | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Tom Mitchell | 1.00 | 0.61% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Mark sampson | 1.00 | 0.43% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Alastair Lichten | 1.00 | 0.32% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Kieran Howard | 1.00 | 0.19% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Jeff Pollock | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Joe Green | 0.50 | 1.55% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Nathaniel Billings | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Craig Dainty | 0.50 | 1.29% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Andy Standen | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Gary Marshall | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Shaun Breach | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Benjamin Argen | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | Stephen Dovey | 0.50 | 1.00% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Muhammed Razak | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Man Titty (Blue) 26 | Callum Woolgar | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Neil Jenner | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Rob Elkins | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Pablo Ridler | 0.50 | 0.82% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 | James Meade | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Aidan Smallwood | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Game of Throw Ins (Green)26 | Sebastian Cole | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Mark Fenton | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Matthew Rutherford-West | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 | Ross Bridle | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Largentina (White) 26 | Derek Hanley | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Red Bull Salzburger 26 | Dexter Cornwell | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Stuart Westcott | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Craig Wood | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Black Forest Fatto's 26 | Peter Cumner | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 | Andrew Davies | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 23 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26VS 20:00Man Titty (Blue) 26 -
Monday 23 March
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26VS 20:30Black Forest Fatto's 26 -
Monday 23 March
Red Bull Salzburger 26VS 21:00Largentina (White) 26 -
Monday 23 March
Fenerbackache (Purple) 26VS 21:30Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Largentina (White) 26VS 20:00Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Red Bull Salzburger 26VS 20:30Fenerbackache (Purple) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26VS 21:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Man Titty (Blue) 26VS 21:30Black Forest Fatto's 26
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 16 March
Red Bull Salzburger 263 - 2Largentina (White) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 26-1 - 2Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Man Titty (Blue) 268 - 8Game of Throw Ins (Green)26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 266 - 6Black Forest Fatto's 26 -
Monday 09 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)26-2 - 10Black Forest Fatto's 26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 262 - 3Man Titty (Blue) 26Largentina (White) 263 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) 26Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 266 - 4Red Bull Salzburger 26 -
Monday 02 March
Largentina (White) 266 - 14Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 267 - 6Red Bull Salzburger 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)264 - 3Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26Black Forest Fatto's 267 - 10Man Titty (Blue) 26 -
Monday 23 March
Game of Throw Ins (Green)260 - 0Man Titty (Blue) 26Bayern Munchin (Orange) 260 - 0Black Forest Fatto's 26Red Bull Salzburger 260 - 0Largentina (White) 26Fenerbackache (Purple) 260 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26 -
Monday 30 March
Largentina (White) 260 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 26Red Bull Salzburger 260 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) 26Game of Throw Ins (Green)260 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange) 26Man Titty (Blue) 260 - 0Black Forest Fatto's 26