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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
7
6
12
2
Fenerbackache (Purple)
7
5
11
3
Real Madras - (Green)
7
5
10
4
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
7
4
8
5
Inter Your Tummy (White)
7
3
6
6
Red Bull Salsburger
7
3
6
7
Fat Men in Black
7
1
3
8
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
7
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 50 | 28 | 22 | 12 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 26 | 8 | 11 |
| Real Madras - (Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 49 | 22 | 27 | 10 |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 36 | -3 | 8 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 33 | 31 | 2 | 6 |
| Red Bull Salsburger | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 33 | 44 | -11 | 6 |
| Fat Men in Black | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 20 | -9 | 3 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 9 | 45 | -36 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras - (Green) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 22 | 8 | 14 | 10 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 10 | 14 | 10 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 10 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 8 |
| Fat Men in Black | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 6 |
| Red Bull Salsburger | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 27 | -11 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 4 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 31 | -17 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras - (Green) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 1 | 20 | 14 |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 9 |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 7 |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 6 |
| Fat Men in Black | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | -5 | -1 | -4 | 6 |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 6 |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -1 | 3 | -4 | 4 |
| Red Bull Salsburger | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras - (Green) | Ben Ferrer | 6.50 | 3.12% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Rob Elkins | 5.50 | 8.35% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Mike Burton | 5.50 | 2.22% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Marcus Cook | 3.50 | 4.03% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Daryl Pledge | 3.50 | 0.42% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Alastair Lichten | 3.00 | 3.33% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | James Kite | 3.00 | 2.11% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Scott Blayney | 3.00 | -2.63% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Luke Baldwin | 2.50 | 2.76% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Dan Inman | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Giles Smith | 2.50 | 0.64% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Dave Bennett | 2.50 | 0.35% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Troy Markwick | 2.50 | -0.25% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Vinny Stephenson | 2.50 | -0.68% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Andy Clapham | 2.50 | -0.76% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Andy Standen | 2.50 | -1.77% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Antonio Plati | 2.00 | 3.36% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Alex Hotham | 2.00 | 1.89% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Ben Diboll | 2.00 | 0.75% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Matthew Rutherford-West | 2.00 | 0.69% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Joe Bailey | 2.00 | 0.32% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Aidan Smallwood | 2.00 | -1.59% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Aaron Devoy | 2.00 | -2.00% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Pablo Ridler | 1.50 | 2.63% |
| Fat Men in Black | Michael Abatan | 1.50 | 1.04% |
| Fat Men in Black | Matt Thorn | 1.50 | -2.03% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Martin Barrett | 1.50 | -2.53% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Ed Bliss | 1.00 | 3.88% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Mike Dobinson | 1.00 | 2.09% |
| Fat Men in Black | Clive Pullen | 1.00 | 0.80% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Simon Penney | 1.00 | 0.35% |
| Fat Men in Black | Jay Harding | 1.00 | 0.29% |
| Fat Men in Black | Andrew Sander | 1.00 | -0.10% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Neil Jenner | 1.00 | -0.10% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Andrés Cadavid | 1.00 | -0.22% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Peter Cumner | 1.00 | -0.24% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Richard Green | 1.00 | -1.47% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | James Trow | 1.00 | -2.28% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Derek Hanley | 1.00 | -2.37% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Liam Deller | 1.00 | -3.07% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Stuart Westcott | 1.00 | -3.18% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Craig Dainty | 1.00 | -3.20% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Duncan Ladkin | 0.50 | 6.11% |
| Real Madras - (Green) | Chris Bolton | 0.50 | 4.79% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Fenerbackache (Purple) | Joe Green | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Nathan Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Phil Edmunds | 0.50 | -0.92% |
| Kebaberdeen (Blue) | Tom Mitchell | 0.50 | -1.24% |
| Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) | Travis Blake | 0.50 | -1.26% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Etienne Mustow | 0.50 | -1.38% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Matthew Bergin | 0.50 | -1.52% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Simon Jago | 0.50 | -1.63% |
| Bayern Munchin (Orange) | Jeff Pollock | 0.50 | -1.84% |
| Red Bull Salsburger | Martin Bouette | 0.50 | -2.43% |
| Inter Your Tummy (White) | Mark Fenton | 0.50 | -3.20% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 12 January
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 12 January
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 20:30Fenerbackache (Purple) -
Monday 12 January
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 21:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 12 January
Fat Men in BlackVS 21:30Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 19 January
Real Madras - (Green)VS 20:00Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 19 January
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:30Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 19 January
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 21:00Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 19 January
Fenerbackache (Purple)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 26 January
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:00Fenerbackache (Purple) -
Monday 26 January
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 20:30Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 26 January
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 21:00Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 26 January
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 21:30Fat Men in Black -
Monday 02 February
Fat Men in BlackVS 20:00Red Bull Salsburger -
Monday 02 February
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 20:30Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 02 February
Real Madras - (Green)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 02 February
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 21:30Fenerbackache (Purple) -
Monday 09 February
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:00Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 09 February
Fenerbackache (Purple)VS 20:30Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 09 February
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 21:00Fat Men in Black -
Monday 09 February
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 21:30Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 16 February
Inter Your Tummy (White)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 16 February
Red Bull SalsburgerVS 20:30Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 16 February
Fat Men in BlackVS 21:00Fenerbackache (Purple) -
Monday 16 February
Real Madras - (Green)VS 21:30Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 23 February
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)VS 20:00Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 23 February
Bayern Munchin (Orange)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black -
Monday 23 February
Fenerbackache (Purple)VS 21:00Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 23 February
Kebaberdeen (Blue)VS 21:30Red Bull Salsburger
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 05 January
Red Bull Salsburger7 - 5Kebaberdeen (Blue)Inter Your Tummy (White)3 - 5Fenerbackache (Purple)Fat Men in Black2 - 3Bayern Munchin (Orange)Real Madras - (Green)7 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Bayern Munchin (Orange)13 - 10Real Madras - (Green)Fenerbackache (Purple)7 - 7Fat Men in BlackRapid Viennetta (Yellow)8 - 10Red Bull SalsburgerKebaberdeen (Blue)11 - 4Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 08 December
Inter Your Tummy (White)6 - 2Red Bull SalsburgerFat Men in Black1 - 2Kebaberdeen (Blue)Real Madras - (Green)3 - 4Fenerbackache (Purple)Bayern Munchin (Orange)6 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 01 December
Fenerbackache (Purple)4 - 3Bayern Munchin (Orange)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 5Real Madras - (Green)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)1 - 13Inter Your Tummy (White)Red Bull Salsburger3 - 1Fat Men in Black -
Monday 24 November
Fat Men in Black-2 - 3Inter Your Tummy (White)Real Madras - (Green)13 - 3Red Bull SalsburgerBayern Munchin (Orange)13 - 5Kebaberdeen (Blue)Fenerbackache (Purple)5 - -1Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Kebaberdeen (Blue)6 - 3Fenerbackache (Purple)Red Bull Salsburger3 - 5Bayern Munchin (Orange)Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)-2 - 0Fat Men in BlackInter Your Tummy (White)0 - 7Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 10 November
Real Madras - (Green)4 - 2Fat Men in BlackBayern Munchin (Orange)7 - 4Inter Your Tummy (White)Fenerbackache (Purple)6 - 5Red Bull SalsburgerKebaberdeen (Blue)4 - 3Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) -
Monday 12 January
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple)Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Fat Men in Black0 - 0Real Madras - (Green) -
Monday 19 January
Real Madras - (Green)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White)Fat Men in Black0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Red Bull SalsburgerFenerbackache (Purple)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue) -
Monday 26 January
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Fat Men in Black -
Monday 02 February
Fat Men in Black0 - 0Red Bull SalsburgerInter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Real Madras - (Green)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple) -
Monday 09 February
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange)Fenerbackache (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Fat Men in BlackRed Bull Salsburger0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White) -
Monday 16 February
Inter Your Tummy (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Blue)Red Bull Salsburger0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)Fat Men in Black0 - 0Fenerbackache (Purple)Real Madras - (Green)0 - 0Bayern Munchin (Orange) -
Monday 23 February
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras - (Green)Bayern Munchin (Orange)0 - 0Fat Men in BlackFenerbackache (Purple)0 - 0Inter Your Tummy (White)Kebaberdeen (Blue)0 - 0Red Bull Salsburger