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Jake Garratt, Coach, Lincoln | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
7
7
14
2
FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
7
6
12
3
LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
7
5
10
4
Nottso Athletic (Red)
7
4
9
5
Snack In Black (Black)
7
4
8
6
Scranderelcht (Purple)
7
4
8
7
Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
7
4
8
8
KFCity (Sky Blue)
7
3
6
9
Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
7
2
4
10
Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
7
1
3
11
FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
7
0
1
12
Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
7
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 7 7 0 0 108 62 46 14
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 7 6 0 1 102 69 33 12
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 7 5 0 2 107 73 34 10
Nottso Athletic (Red) 7 4 1 2 101 87 14 9
Snack In Black (Black) 7 4 0 3 76 58 18 8
Scranderelcht (Purple) 7 4 0 3 83 66 17 8
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 7 4 0 3 80 81 -1 8
KFCity (Sky Blue) 7 3 0 4 65 56 9 6
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 7 2 0 5 56 84 -28 4
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 7 1 1 5 68 88 -20 3
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 7 0 1 6 35 75 -40 1
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 7 0 1 6 16 98 -82 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 7 5 0 2 11 1 10 10
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 7 4 2 1 11 2 9 10
Nottso Athletic (Red) 7 3 4 0 6 -1 7 10
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 7 4 2 1 3 -2 5 10
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 7 4 2 1 2 0 2 10
KFCity (Sky Blue) 7 3 3 1 12 2 10 9
Snack In Black (Black) 7 3 3 1 11 4 7 9
Scranderelcht (Purple) 7 3 0 4 8 7 1 6
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 7 2 0 5 2 2 0 4
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 7 2 0 5 5 7 -2 4
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 7 1 0 6 -5 15 -20 2
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 7 0 0 7 -3 26 -29 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 7 5 2 0 57 28 29 12
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 7 5 2 1 59 40 19 12
Scranderelcht (Purple) 7 5 1 1 42 30 12 11
Nottso Athletic (Red) 7 4 3 1 56 51 5 11
Snack In Black (Black) 7 4 2 1 33 25 8 10
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 7 3 1 3 35 41 -6 7
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 7 3 0 4 49 39 10 6
KFCity (Sky Blue) 7 2 0 5 24 29 -5 4
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 7 2 0 5 21 28 -7 4
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 7 2 0 5 26 48 -22 4
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 7 2 0 5 9 32 -23 4
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 7 0 1 6 28 48 -20 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Daniel Parkinson 11.00 9.51%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Richard Pearce 9.50 11.35%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Sam Loasby 9.50 2.87%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Jaime Gamble 9.00 6.81%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) James Leithead 9.00 3.67%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Herrick 8.50 8.79%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Andrew Caldicott 8.00 6.49%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Daniel Stark 8.00 5.03%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Mark Fletcher 8.00 4.63%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Scott Wells 8.00 4.32%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Reece Marshall 8.00 4.27%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Thomas Renshaw 8.00 3.38%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Philip Marshall 8.00 1.95%
Snack In Black (Black) James Fothergill 8.00 1.77%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Chris Dunlop 6.50 8.04%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Rick Reeder 6.50 5.40%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Petch 6.50 2.64%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Sam Rumens 6.50 2.43%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) James Weston 6.00 7.19%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Ben Young 6.00 6.26%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Alan Johnson 6.00 6.05%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Jacob Smith 6.00 5.41%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Joe Chilton Cox 6.00 4.41%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Michael Griffin 6.00 2.61%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Will Beane 6.00 0.55%
Nottso Athletic (Red) John Grassom 5.50 9.55%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Matthieu Rogers 5.00 5.56%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Martin Ashcroft 5.00 4.07%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Barry Baldwin 5.00 2.68%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Richard Andrews 5.00 1.89%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Keith Fletcher 5.00 1.34%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) ZSOLT-ATTILA HEGYI 5.00 1.30%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Joe Spence 4.50 3.45%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Ben Bishop 4.00 3.02%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Niall Chester 3.50 8.71%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Bobby Hulse 3.50 7.81%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Cole Tennant 3.50 7.11%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Matt Hussey 3.50 5.66%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jamie Parsons 3.50 5.45%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Lewis Young 3.50 5.22%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jamie Carr 3.50 5.04%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Aaron Howell 3.50 4.84%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Dene Carter 3.50 4.59%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Christopher Yallop 3.50 4.05%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Andrew Mason 3.50 3.90%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Stuart Edgar 3.50 3.57%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Robert Esberger 3.50 3.27%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Jarvis 3.50 2.58%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) CHRIS WOOD 3.50 2.52%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kieran Money 3.50 1.53%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jason Dungate 3.50 1.10%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Tom Larken 3.50 0.74%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Jake Garratt 3.50 0.52%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Aaron Smith 3.00 11.71%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Finlay Hanslip 3.00 7.89%
Snack In Black (Black) Todd Grainger 3.00 5.17%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Andy Pearce 3.00 5.07%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Peter Raymond 3.00 4.67%
Snack In Black (Black) Paul Dixon 3.00 4.19%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Felix Parkinson 3.00 3.52%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Jamie Sleight 3.00 3.42%
Snack In Black (Black) graham wilkes 3.00 3.13%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Owen Reed 3.00 2.90%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Aaron Gray 3.00 2.08%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Chris Webster 3.00 1.47%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kevin Stow 3.00 1.47%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ian Coachafer 3.00 1.19%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Keith Millward 3.00 0.61%
Snack In Black (Black) Ross Janisch 3.00 0.00%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Steven King 2.50 4.35%
Scranderelcht (Purple) William Craft 2.50 3.28%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jonathan Johnston 2.50 2.50%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Antony Rowe 2.50 2.28%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jacob McNicol 2.50 2.24%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Olly Royle 2.50 2.04%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Tom Brickett 2.50 1.48%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Colin Tooze 2.50 0.45%
Snack In Black (Black) Craig Brown 2.50 0.41%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Carl Thurling 2.50 -0.11%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Russ Westerman 2.50 -0.84%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Louis England-Crowder 2.00 3.61%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Oliver Spencer 2.00 2.06%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Nathan Booth 2.00 1.18%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jordan Ranner 2.00 -0.14%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Austin Ryan 2.00 -0.57%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Craig Barlow 1.50 4.29%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Will Sanders 1.50 2.03%
Snack In Black (Black) George Hendry 1.50 1.44%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Derek Brown 1.50 -0.25%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ryan Murdoch 1.50 -0.70%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Michael Pringle 1.50 -2.98%
Snack In Black (Black) Marcus Elliott 1.00 5.09%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Steven Betley 1.00 4.91%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Chas Chalmers 1.00 3.94%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Graham Bell 1.00 3.26%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Phillips 1.00 2.84%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Gareth Ansty 1.00 2.43%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Anish Rattan 1.00 2.00%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Adam Lee 1.00 1.05%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Alex Mond 1.00 0.81%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) James Robertson 1.00 -1.09%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Jon Jarvis 0.50 1.74%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nicholas Percy 0.50 1.07%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) William Hockenhull 0.50 1.07%
Snack In Black (Black) Rikki Small 0.50 1.01%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nick Owen 0.50 0.90%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Dan Lonslow 0.50 0.10%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Matt Pedrick 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 21:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    3 - 3
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    10 - 2
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    6 - 2
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    2 - 6
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    8 - 7
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    5 - 7
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    25 - 29
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    17 - 14
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    15 - 25
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    20 - 17
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    3 - 24
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    13 - 11
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    11 - 8
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    9 - 8
    Snack In Black (Black)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    10 - 8
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    2 - 28
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    9 - 21
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    19 - 22
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    2 - 13
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    11 - 13
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    14 - 11
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    22 - 13
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    2 - 13
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    16 - 15
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    11 - 17
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    14 - 11
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    18 - 9
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    3 - 17
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    3 - 12
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 14
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    10 - 12
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    8 - 15
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    9 - 8
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    2 - 2
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    8 - 5
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    9 - 10
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 28 May

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    7 - 8
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    5 - 11
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    8 - 9
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    10 - 4
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    8 - 9
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    6 - 11
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)