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If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.

Thomas Graham, Coach, Newcastle

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Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Newcastle White)
1
1
2
2
Newcastle Purple
1
1
2
3
Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
1
1
2
4
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
1
1
2
5
Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
1
0
0
6
OB City (Newcastle Black)
1
0
0
7
Newcastle Blue Team
1
0
0
8
Newcastle Orange
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Newcastle White) 1 1 0 0 10 6 4 2
Newcastle Purple 1 1 0 0 12 8 4 2
Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green) 1 1 0 0 8 5 3 2
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) 1 1 0 0 8 6 2 2
Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow) 1 0 0 1 6 8 -2 0
OB City (Newcastle Black) 1 0 0 1 5 8 -3 0
Newcastle Blue Team 1 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Newcastle Orange 1 0 0 1 6 10 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green) 1 1 0 0 6 1 5 2
Newcastle Purple 1 1 0 0 9 4 5 2
Man Titty (Newcastle White) 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Newcastle Orange 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
OB City (Newcastle Black) 1 0 0 1 1 6 -5 0
Newcastle Blue Team 1 0 0 1 4 9 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Newcastle Black) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Man Titty (Newcastle White) 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Newcastle Blue Team 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Newcastle Purple 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Newcastle Orange 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty (Newcastle White) Adam Watson 0.50 3.45%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Chris Shilton 0.50 2.31%
Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow) Carl Humphrey 0.50 2.27%
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) Simon Asaad 0.50 2.25%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Michael Henderson 0.50 1.68%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Paul Morris 0.50 1.29%
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) Sepand Lavasani 0.50 1.15%
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) David Swindells 0.50 1.01%
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) Ross Harley 0.50 0.95%
Newcastle Purple Chris Goreham 0.50 0.83%
Newcastle Orange ALAN SCOTT 0.50 0.71%
Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red) David Heath 0.50 0.67%
Newcastle Blue Team Richard Hepple 0.50 0.66%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Lee Sutton 0.50 0.42%
Newcastle Orange Michael Francis 0.50 0.29%
Man Titty (Newcastle White) Ceiran Sneddon 0.50 0.24%
Newcastle Purple Adam Battista 0.50 0.23%
Newcastle Purple Kelsey Palliser 0.50 0.22%
Newcastle Blue Team Andrew Seaber 0.50 0.20%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Ryan Kane 0.50 0.18%
OB City (Newcastle Black) Dylan Farndale 0.50 0.09%
Newcastle Blue Team Scott Mcfarlane 0.50 0.09%
Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green) Steven James 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 06 February

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 18:00
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 06 February

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:30
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 06 February

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 06 February

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 19:30
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 13 February

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 13 February

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 18:30
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 13 February

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 13 February

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 20 February

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 18:00
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 20 February

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:30
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 20 February

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 20 February

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 27 February

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 27 February

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 18:30
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 27 February

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 19:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 27 February

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 06 March

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 18:00
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 06 March

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:30
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 06 March

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 06 March

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 13 March

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 13 March

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 18:30
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 13 March

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 19:00
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 13 March

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 20 March

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 20 March

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 18:30
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 20 March

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 20 March

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 27 March

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 18:00
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 27 March

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 18:30
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 27 March

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 27 March

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:30
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 03 April

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:00
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 03 April

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 18:30
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 03 April

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 03 April

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 10 April

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 18:00
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 10 April

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 18:30
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 10 April

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 19:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 10 April

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 19:30
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 17 April

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:00
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 17 April

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 18:30
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 17 April

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 19:00
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 17 April

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 24 April

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    VS 18:00
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 24 April

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    VS 18:30
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 24 April

    Newcastle Purple
    VS 19:00
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 24 April

    Newcastle Blue Team
    VS 19:30
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 01 May

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    VS 18:00
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 01 May

    Newcastle Orange
    VS 18:30
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 01 May

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 01 May

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 30 January

    Newcastle Blue Team
    8 - 12
    Newcastle Purple
    Newcastle Orange
    6 - 10
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    8 - 6
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    8 - 5
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
  • Monday 06 February

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 13 February

    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 20 February

    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 27 February

    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
  • Monday 06 March

    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 13 March

    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 20 March

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
  • Monday 27 March

    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
  • Monday 03 April

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
  • Monday 10 April

    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 17 April

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
  • Monday 24 April

    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    0 - 0
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    Newcastle Purple
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    Newcastle Blue Team
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Orange
  • Monday 01 May

    OB City (Newcastle Black)
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Blue Team
    Newcastle Orange
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Purple
    Red Leicester City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Newcastle White)
    Piemouth Argyle (Newcastle Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Donuts (Newcastle Yellow)