Newcastle

Monday | 18:00-20:00

NUCASTLE, , Diana Street, Newcastle, NE4 6BQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.

Ellen Bullock, Coach, Newcastle

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Piami (Pinks)
8
7
14
2
S.S FATzio (Blues)
8
6
12
3
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
8
5
10
4
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
8
4
8
5
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
8
3
7
6
OB City (Newcastle Red)
8
2
5
7
Watfood (Yellows)
8
1
4
8
Kebaberdeen (Greens)
8
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Piami (Pinks) 8 7 0 1 49 36 13 14
S.S FATzio (Blues) 8 6 0 2 60 36 24 12
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 8 5 0 3 40 35 5 10
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 8 4 0 4 53 45 8 8
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 8 3 1 4 48 51 -3 7
OB City (Newcastle Red) 8 2 1 5 39 44 -5 5
Watfood (Yellows) 8 1 2 5 39 56 -17 4
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 8 2 0 6 47 72 -25 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
S.S FATzio (Blues) 8 7 0 1 31 9 22 14
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 8 5 1 2 31 17 14 11
Inter Piami (Pinks) 8 5 1 2 28 14 14 11
Watfood (Yellows) 8 5 1 2 25 21 4 11
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 8 2 3 3 19 19 0 7
OB City (Newcastle Red) 8 2 1 5 18 29 -11 5
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 8 1 1 6 17 36 -19 3
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 8 1 0 7 11 35 -24 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 8 6 2 0 5 -5 10 14
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 8 5 1 2 11 2 9 11
S.S FATzio (Blues) 8 3 3 2 11 8 3 9
OB City (Newcastle Red) 8 3 2 3 5 -2 7 8
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 8 3 1 4 14 20 -6 7
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 8 3 0 5 5 7 -2 6
Inter Piami (Pinks) 8 3 0 5 4 7 -3 6
Watfood (Yellows) 8 0 3 5 2 20 -18 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
S.S FATzio (Blues) David Ladd 7.50 4.69%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Stephen Wood 6.00 6.19%
OB City (Newcastle Red) Connor Redpath 6.00 5.54%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Lee Tate 6.00 4.85%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Alex Maddison 5.50 1.66%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Kevin Partington 5.00 0.51%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Luke Foster 5.00 -0.94%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Glen Jamieson 3.50 4.05%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Matt Richardson 3.50 1.44%
OB City (Newcastle Red) Peter Mills 3.00 3.72%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Gary Card 3.00 1.55%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) PAUL MORRIS 3.00 1.35%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Daragh Lambert 2.50 2.34%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) matthew percy 2.50 1.63%
Watfood (Yellows) Toby Masters 2.50 1.02%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Nick Tynan 2.50 0.74%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Steven James 2.00 2.26%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Paul Birkett 1.50 0.86%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Liam Potter 1.50 0.83%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Carl Humphrey 1.50 0.58%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Jonathan Bartlett 1.00 3.59%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Michael Maughan 1.00 1.95%
Watfood (Yellows) Christopher Fairlamb 1.00 1.48%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Shah Rouf 1.00 0.16%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Callum Riley 0.50 0.93%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Alex Smith 0.50 0.59%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Joe Jensen 0.50 0.55%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 30 June

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 18:00
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 30 June

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 30 June

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
  • Monday 30 June

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 19:30
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 07 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 07 July

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 18:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 07 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 19:00
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 14 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 18:00
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 14 July

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:00
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 21 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 21 July

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 18:30
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 21 July

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 21 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 18:00
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 28 July

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 28 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 28 July

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 04 August

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 18:30
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 04 August

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 19:00
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 04 August

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 23 June

    Watfood (Yellows)
    6 - 8
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    5 - 8
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    2 - 7
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    8 - 17
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 16 June

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    5 - 4
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 1
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    8 - 8
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    11 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 09 June

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    7 - 4
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    8 - 2
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    1 - 5
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    3 - 7
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 02 June

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    2 - 3
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    1 - 6
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    3 - 8
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 19 May

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    2 - 7
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    8 - 3
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    5 - 8
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    5 - 2
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 12 May

    Watfood (Yellows)
    8 - 4
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    2 - 5
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    4 - 7
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    11 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 28 April

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    6 - 2
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    9 - 4
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    11 - 6
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 2
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
  • Monday 14 April

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    6 - 6
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 8
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    14 - 15
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
  • Monday 30 June

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
  • Monday 07 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
  • Monday 14 July

    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
  • Monday 21 July

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
  • Monday 04 August

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)