Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

Newcastle | The Turf @ St. John's | Mondays | 7-9PM

St. John's Primary, Teindland Close, Newcastle, NE4 8HF Open map →

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Coach: Sam Cooper

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 6 2 0 80 46 34 14
Hugeventus 8 4 2 2 64 61 3 10
Mo Salad 8 4 0 4 52 53 -1 8
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 8 3 1 4 56 53 3 7
Real Madras/OB City 8 3 1 4 53 70 -17 7
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 8 1 0 7 40 62 -22 2
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 6 1 1 22 5 17 13
Mo Salad 8 4 0 4 15 12 3 8
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 8 3 2 3 18 19 -1 8
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 8 3 1 4 12 15 -3 7
Hugeventus 8 3 1 4 12 16 -4 7
Real Madras/OB City 8 2 1 5 10 22 -12 5
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Hugeventus 8 6 0 2 38 28 10 12
Borussia Munching Big Macs 8 4 1 3 35 29 6 9
Real Madras/OB City 8 3 3 2 26 33 -7 9
Newcastle Expected Tolouse 8 4 0 4 31 23 8 8
Mo Salad 8 3 1 4 22 25 -3 7
Balotellitubbies (Light Blue) 8 1 1 6 13 27 -14 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Hugeventus Joe Jensen 12.00 10.38%
Borussia Munching Big Macs Carl Humphrey 9.00 9.09%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse Andrew Bryan 9.00 7.60%
Hugeventus michael maughan 6.50 8.30%
Hugeventus Darren McCall 6.50 6.09%
Newcastle Expected Tolouse Shaun Mcardle 6.00 6.83%
Borussia Munching Big Macs Martin Robson 6.00 4.24%
Mo Salad Jamie Esson 5.50 5.63%
Hugeventus Tony Neal 5.50 4.07%
Borussia Munching Big Macs Gary Card 5.00 3.62%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Monday, 30 March 2020

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Mo Salad

  • Monday, 30 March 2020

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras/OB City

  • Monday, 30 March 2020

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    VS 20:00
    Hugeventus

  • Monday, 06 April 2020

    Real Madras/OB City
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Munching Big Macs

  • Monday, 06 April 2020

    Hugeventus
    VS 19:30
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)

  • Monday, 06 April 2020

    Mo Salad
    VS 20:00
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse

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  • Monday, 09 March 2020

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    7 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Mo Salad
    4 - 7
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Real Madras/OB City
    6 - 7
    Hugeventus

  • Monday, 02 March 2020

    Hugeventus
    3 - 9
    Mo Salad
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    8 - 5
    Real Madras/OB City
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    6 - 6
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse

  • Monday, 24 February 2020

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    4 - 9
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    4 - 8
    Hugeventus
    Real Madras/OB City
    6 - 5
    Mo Salad

  • Monday, 17 February 2020

    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    3 - 7
    Mo Salad
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    5 - 9
    Hugeventus
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    13 - 4
    Real Madras/OB City

  • Monday, 10 February 2020

    Hugeventus
    11 - 11
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Real Madras/OB City
    5 - 13
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Mo Salad
    9 - 8
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)

  • Monday, 03 February 2020

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    4 - 7
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    13 - 5
    Mo Salad
    Hugeventus
    13 - 13
    Real Madras/OB City

  • Monday, 27 January 2020

    Mo Salad
    6 - 5
    Hugeventus
    Real Madras/OB City
    6 - 4
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    9 - 11
    Borussia Munching Big Macs

  • Monday, 20 January 2020

    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    10 - 3
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Hugeventus
    8 - 7
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    Mo Salad
    7 - 8
    Real Madras/OB City

  • Monday, 30 March 2020

    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mo Salad
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse
    0 - 0
    Real Madras/OB City
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    0 - 0
    Hugeventus

  • Monday, 06 April 2020

    Real Madras/OB City
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Big Macs
    Hugeventus
    0 - 0
    Balotellitubbies (Light Blue)
    Mo Salad
    0 - 0
    Newcastle Expected Tolouse

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