Newcastle

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NUCASTLE, Diana St, Newcastle upon Tyne NE4 6BQ Newcastle, NE4 6BQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Newcastle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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If you enjoy football and are wanting to lose weight, then Man v Fat is the perfect opportunity. It enables you to be a part of a social and much wider community all trying to reach a common goal in losing weight.

Thomas Graham.., Coach, Newcastle

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
10
10
20
2
S.S FATzio (Blues)
10
6
14
3
OB City (Newcastle Red)
10
5
11
4
Watfood (Yellows)
10
5
10
5
Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
10
4
8
6
Inter Piami (Pinks)
10
4
8
7
Kebaberdeen (Greens)
10
3
8
8
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
10
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 10 10 0 0 89 42 47 20
S.S FATzio (Blues) 10 6 2 2 49 42 7 14
OB City (Newcastle Red) 10 5 1 4 43 45 -2 11
Watfood (Yellows) 10 5 0 5 53 51 2 10
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 10 4 0 6 38 44 -6 8
Inter Piami (Pinks) 10 4 0 6 55 62 -7 8
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 10 3 2 5 56 64 -8 8
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 10 0 1 9 40 73 -33 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Newcastle Red) 10 8 0 2 34 10 24 16
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 10 8 0 2 34 16 18 16
Watfood (Yellows) 10 6 1 3 32 23 9 13
Inter Piami (Pinks) 10 6 0 4 22 20 2 12
S.S FATzio (Blues) 10 5 1 4 24 23 1 11
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 10 2 1 7 8 22 -14 5
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 10 2 0 8 15 33 -18 4
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 10 1 1 8 17 39 -22 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Greens) 10 7 2 1 22 5 17 16
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) 10 6 2 2 26 6 20 14
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) 10 4 4 2 13 5 8 12
Watfood (Yellows) 10 4 2 4 4 7 -3 10
S.S FATzio (Blues) 10 3 2 5 6 3 3 8
Inter Piami (Pinks) 10 3 1 6 5 18 -13 7
OB City (Newcastle Red) 10 2 3 5 -7 15 -22 7
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) 10 3 0 7 3 13 -10 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Luke Foster 13.50 8.94%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) PAUL MORRIS 11.00 10.38%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Kevin Partington 9.00 2.01%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Robert Sterry 6.50 4.76%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Steven James 6.50 2.89%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Alex Smith 6.00 4.79%
Inter Piami (Pinks) Paul Williams 3.50 2.65%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Keith Armstrong 3.50 2.31%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Frank Daglish 3.50 2.22%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Jack Charlton 3.00 2.85%
S.S FATzio (Blues) Adam Widdrington 3.00 1.38%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Alex Maddison 2.50 3.64%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Colin Barrett 2.50 1.79%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Liam Potter 2.50 0.21%
Watfood (Yellows) Andrew Dees 2.00 1.64%
Watfood (Yellows) Kyle Thompson 2.00 0.74%
Fat and the Furious (Blacks) Aaron Marks 1.50 0.57%
Fatiman Whitebread (Whites) Dylan Farndale 1.50 0.19%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Anthony Rieger 1.50 0.18%
Watfood (Yellows) Gary Allan 1.00 4.29%
Kebaberdeen (Greens) Carl Humphrey 1.00 -3.19%
Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges) Lewis Knox 0.50 4.95%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 17 March

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 18:00
    OB City (Newcastle Red)

  • Monday 17 March

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 18:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 17 March

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Watfood (Yellows)

  • Monday 17 March

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    S.S FATzio (Blues)

  • Monday 24 March

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 18:00
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)

  • Monday 24 March

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 18:30
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)

  • Monday 24 March

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)

  • Monday 24 March

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

  • Monday 31 March

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    VS 18:00
    Watfood (Yellows)

  • Monday 31 March

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    VS 18:30
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 31 March

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    VS 19:00
    S.S FATzio (Blues)

  • Monday 31 March

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    VS 19:30
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)

  • Monday 07 April

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    VS 18:00
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)

  • Monday 07 April

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    VS 18:30
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)

  • Monday 07 April

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

  • Monday 07 April

    Watfood (Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    OB City (Newcastle Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 10 March

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    5 - 8
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    5 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    4 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    7 - 7
    S.S FATzio (Blues)

  • Monday 03 March

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    6 - 5
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    7 - 1
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    10 - 1
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    7 - 8
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

  • Monday 24 February

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    8 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    6 - 5
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    7 - 2
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    4 - 5
    Watfood (Yellows)

  • Monday 17 February

    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    8 - 5
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    3 - 4
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    8 - 5
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    6 - 3
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 10 February

    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    6 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    3 - 4
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 7
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    5 - 4
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

  • Monday 03 February

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    3 - 7
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    9 - 6
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    4 - 4
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    5 - 4
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 27 January

    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    5 - 3
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    9 - 3
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    5 - 11
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    2 - 9
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)

  • Monday 20 January

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    9 - 5
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    6 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 2
    Watfood (Yellows)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    7 - 2
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 13 January

    Watfood (Yellows)
    6 - 9
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    5 - 1
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    4 - 9
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    6 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)

  • Monday 06 January

    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    5 - 15
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    3 - 4
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    2 - 1
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    6 - 5
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)

  • Monday 17 March

    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)

  • Monday 24 March

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)

  • Monday 31 March

    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood (Yellows)
    OB City (Newcastle Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)

  • Monday 07 April

    Fatiman Whitebread (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Greens)
    Fat and the Furious (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Oranges)
    S.S FATzio (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (Pinks)
    Watfood (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Newcastle Red)