Southend

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Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina Blacks
4
4
8
2
The Great White Stretch Marks
4
3
6
3
Yellow Chubmarines.
4
2
4
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
4
1
3
5
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
4
1
3
6
Percy Pinks
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 4 4 0 0 55 35 20 8
The Great White Stretch Marks 4 3 0 1 73 39 34 6
Yellow Chubmarines. 4 2 0 2 50 55 -5 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 4 1 1 2 45 47 -2 3
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 4 1 1 2 43 54 -11 3
Percy Pinks 4 0 0 4 28 64 -36 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 4 4 0 0 53 27 26 8
Largentina Blacks 4 4 0 0 40 26 14 8
Yellow Chubmarines. 4 2 0 2 41 42 -1 4
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 4 1 1 2 31 34 -3 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 4 0 1 3 33 41 -8 1
Percy Pinks 4 0 0 4 21 49 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 4 3 1 0 7 1 6 7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 4 2 1 1 5 0 5 5
The Great White Stretch Marks 4 2 0 2 11 3 8 4
Percy Pinks 4 1 1 2 1 4 -3 3
Yellow Chubmarines. 4 1 1 2 0 6 -6 3
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 4 0 2 2 0 10 -10 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Great White Stretch Marks Charles Mackenzie 5.50 5.87%
The Great White Stretch Marks Harry Williams 5.50 3.04%
Yellow Chubmarines. Neil Moore 3.00 2.87%
Largentina Blacks Nicholas Carr 2.50 6.07%
Percy Pinks Thomas-Lee Marshall 2.50 2.18%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Jim Weir 2.50 2.00%
Largentina Blacks Tayler Champness 2.50 0.74%
Percy Pinks Steven Lee 1.50 0.28%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Alex Flynn 1.00 2.56%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue jim flokalis 1.00 1.72%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Simon Taylor 1.00 1.70%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. James Langran 1.00 1.68%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Ethem Ethemsoy 1.00 0.90%
The Great White Stretch Marks Toby Lagden 1.00 0.88%
Largentina Blacks Stephen Cook 1.00 0.50%
Largentina Blacks Chris Rowland 1.00 0.00%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Elliot Ede 0.50 2.62%
Yellow Chubmarines. Billy Ashton 0.50 1.38%
Percy Pinks Darryl Robison 0.50 1.00%
Percy Pinks Sam Robinson 0.50 0.70%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Rob Wilson 0.50 -1.79%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 06 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 06 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 03 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    17 - 11
    Percy Pinks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    5 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

 

  • Thursday 27 February

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 27 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 10 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:00
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 20 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    17 - 10
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    9 - 25
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    13 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    14 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    13 - 19
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 23 January

    Percy Pinks
    2 - 16
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 13
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    16 - 13
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 16 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    2 - 2
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    18 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    3 - 12
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 27 February

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.