Abingdon | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Wednesday | 20:00-21:00

Tilsley Park, Dunmore Road Abingdon, OX14 1PU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Abingdon. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding if you have an Oxfordshire County Council postcode - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

View Map

It's been incredibly rewarding to see how quickly players physical and mental health can improve when they join a programme that is designed specifically for men. It's a real pleasure to run this welcoming and supportive club that is allowing men to transform their health. The accountability and camaraderie that MAN v FAT provides is vital in men achieving  their  goals.

Jared Fellows, Coach, Abingdon | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Six | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
5
3
6
2
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
5
3
6
3
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
5
3
6
4
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) 5 3 0 2 35 25 10 6
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) 5 3 0 2 26 25 1 6
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) 5 3 0 2 21 29 -8 6
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) 5 1 0 4 37 40 -3 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) 5 4 0 1 22 6 16 8
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) 5 3 1 1 12 8 4 7
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) 5 1 1 3 8 21 -13 3
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) 5 1 0 4 1 8 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) 5 3 0 2 20 12 8 6
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) 5 3 0 2 10 4 6 6
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) 5 2 0 3 18 14 4 4
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) 5 2 0 3 12 30 -18 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Andrew Hulbert 9.00 10.06%
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Gary Brown 6.00 6.11%
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Francis Prime 6.00 5.67%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Tom Richards 6.00 3.86%
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) Liam Saunders 5.50 2.01%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Ross Clark 4.00 -0.27%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Michael Hendry 3.50 4.49%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Tyler Collacott 3.50 3.12%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Houdesh Luchmun 3.00 2.98%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Kevin Fitzgerald 3.00 -2.03%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Malcolm Gillan 2.50 4.65%
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Adam Pearce 2.50 4.63%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Malcolm Tulip 2.50 3.99%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Adam Sheppard 2.50 3.62%
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Isaac Yates 2.50 2.27%
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) Charles Bennett 2.50 1.94%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Juri Vahala 2.50 1.25%
Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE) Dean Cattemull 2.50 0.96%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Craig Godfrey 2.00 0.91%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Jamie Clarkson 2.00 -0.68%
Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE) Seun Odulesi 1.50 3.96%
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) Aaron Knott 1.00 1.59%
Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED) Omar Badawy 1.00 0.42%
Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN) Tim Mcgrath 1.00 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 06 December

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
  • Wednesday 06 December

    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    VS 20:30
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 03 January

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 03 January

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    VS 20:30
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 01 November

    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    7 - 2
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    9 - 3
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
  • Wednesday 06 December

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 03 January

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)

 

  • Wednesday 13 December

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 13 December

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    VS 20:30
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 20 December

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 20 December

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    VS 20:30
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 27 December

    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    VS 20:00
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 27 December

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
  • Wednesday 10 January

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 10 January

    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 29 November

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    6 - 4
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    7 - 12
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
  • Wednesday 22 November

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    5 - 10
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    -2 - 9
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 08 November

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    1 - 5
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    8 - 7
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 25 October

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    2 - 1
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    10 - 9
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
  • Wednesday 18 October

    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    12 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    2 - 6
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
  • Wednesday 13 December

    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 20 December

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
    0 - 0
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
  • Wednesday 27 December

    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)
  • Wednesday 10 January

    Expected Toulouse (Abingdon BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Abingdon WHITE)
    Chilli Con Carnage (Abingdon RED)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Abingdon GREEN)