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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..

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Leaderboard

Season Seven | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black Pudding Club
8
5
12
2
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
8
6
12
3
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
8
3
8
4
Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
8
3
8
5
White Lightning FC
8
2
5
6
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
8
1
3

Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight

Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Pudding Club 8 5 2 1 56 14 42 12
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 63 43 20 12
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) 8 3 2 3 40 38 2 8
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) 8 3 2 3 35 33 2 8
White Lightning FC 8 2 1 5 30 55 -25 5
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) 8 1 1 6 7 48 -41 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) 8 5 2 1 22 7 15 12
Black Pudding Club 8 4 4 0 13 4 9 12
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) 8 4 1 3 18 12 6 9
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) 8 3 3 2 9 13 -4 9
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) 8 2 1 5 7 18 -11 5
White Lightning FC 8 0 1 7 3 18 -15 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Pudding Club 8 5 3 2 21 11 10 13
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) 8 4 4 2 28 23 5 12
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) 8 4 3 3 22 12 10 11
White Lightning FC 8 3 3 4 20 25 -5 9
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) 8 2 4 4 10 17 -7 8
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) 8 2 3 5 3 16 -13 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) Adam Thacker 15.00 3.13%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Ross Hawley 13.00 0.48%
Black Pudding Club John Hanmer 10.00 -0.25%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Simon White 8.00 7.21%
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) Paul MacRae 6.50 6.61%
Black Pudding Club Sam Chinn 6.50 3.26%
Black Pudding Club Benjamin Smith 6.50 1.83%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) George Levesconte 6.00 3.47%
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) James Paterson 6.00 3.02%
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) Paul Green 6.00 0.84%
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) Simon Riley 5.50 3.04%
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) Ross Kingsnorth 5.50 2.36%
Black Pudding Club Steve Bryant-Jones 5.50 1.07%
White Lightning FC Mitch Teitsworth 5.00 1.95%
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) Thomas Donoghue 4.50 3.08%
White Lightning FC Mark Thomas 4.00 0.93%
White Lightning FC Jonathan Michael 3.50 2.79%
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) Daniel Orme 3.50 0.40%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Mark Rockett 2.50 0.67%
Fatburn Rovers (Blue) Gary O’Connell 2.00 1.73%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Rob Jackson 2.00 0.41%
White Lightning FC Richard Morrison 2.00 -0.16%
Black Pudding Club Simon Swadling 1.50 0.89%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Tom Vaughan 1.00 2.57%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Andrew Roberts 1.00 2.47%
VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow) Matt Harding 1.00 1.90%
Kebaberdeen FC (Red.) Andrew Parfoot 1.00 -0.26%
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) Jamie Wright 0.50 1.61%
White Lightning FC Gary Wilcox 0.50 1.39%
Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green) Josh Wright 0.50 0.65%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 12 December

    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Black Pudding Club
  • Monday 12 December

    White Lightning FC
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
  • Monday 12 December

    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 24 October

    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    5 - 0
    White Lightning FC
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    4 - 1
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    2 - 3
    Black Pudding Club
  • Monday 03 October

    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    11 - 2
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    -1 - 7
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    Black Pudding Club
    4 - 0
    White Lightning FC
  • Monday 12 December

    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Pudding Club
    White Lightning FC
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    0 - 0
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)

 

  • Monday 28 November

    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Black Pudding Club
  • Monday 28 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    VS 20:30
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
  • Monday 28 November

    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    White Lightning FC
  • Monday 05 December

    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    VS 20:00
    White Lightning FC
  • Monday 05 December

    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
  • Monday 05 December

    Black Pudding Club
    VS 21:00
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 21 November

    Black Pudding Club
    5 - -1
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    -1 - 5
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    11 - 3
    White Lightning FC
  • Monday 14 November

    White Lightning FC
    0 - 6
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    5 - 15
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Black Pudding Club
  • Monday 07 November

    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    4 - 4
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    Black Pudding Club
    8 - -2
    White Lightning FC
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    4 - -3
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
  • Monday 31 October

    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    -3 - 11
    Black Pudding Club
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    6 - 8
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    White Lightning FC
    1 - 5
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
  • Monday 17 October

    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    6 - 6
    Black Pudding Club
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    5 - 2
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    White Lightning FC
    7 - 9
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
  • Monday 10 October

    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    3 - 9
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    White Lightning FC
    7 - 5
    Black Pudding Club
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    5 - 1
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
  • Monday 26 September

    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    4 - 4
    White Lightning FC
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    Black Pudding Club
    4 - -2
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
  • Monday 12 September

    White Lightning FC
    10 - 7
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    -1 - 10
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    Black Pudding Club
    12 - 4
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
  • Monday 28 November

    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black Pudding Club
    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    0 - 0
    White Lightning FC
  • Monday 05 December

    Kebaberdeen FC (Red.)
    0 - 0
    White Lightning FC
    VFB Stuffed'gut (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (Blue)
    Black Pudding Club
    0 - 0
    Bayer Lemondrisselkaken (Green)