Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Monday | 20:00-22:00
Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Werder Beermen (ALD green)
3
2
4
2
Bayern Bru (ALD red)
3
2
4
3
Largentina (ALD yellow)
3
2
4
4
Purple Gain (ALD purple)
3
1
2
5
Fatzio (ALD white)
3
1
2
6
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
3
1
2
Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight
Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 4 |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 24 | 2 | 4 |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 4 |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 17 | 2 | 2 |
| Fatzio (ALD white) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 25 | -4 | 2 |
| Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 5 |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
| Fatzio (ALD white) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 2 |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 4 |
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 4 |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| Fatzio (ALD white) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 3 |
| Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 2 |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatzio (ALD white) | Tom Baker | 6.00 | 1.51% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | George Levesconte | 5.50 | 3.28% |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | Ben Kane | 5.50 | -0.82% |
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | Mitchell Teitsworth | 4.00 | 2.09% |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | James Paterson | 3.00 | 2.64% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Brian Howat | 3.00 | 1.14% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Oliver Ivory-Bray | 2.50 | 5.39% |
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | Jamie Hazelton | 2.50 | 3.77% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Rob Catlin | 2.50 | 3.14% |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | Stephen Thomas | 2.50 | 2.96% |
| Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) | Charlie Liney | 2.50 | 2.19% |
| Fatzio (ALD white) | Joel Roderick | 2.50 | 1.74% |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | Adam Thacker | 2.50 | 1.63% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Darral Wilson | 2.50 | 1.59% |
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | Richard Riley | 2.50 | 1.29% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Andrew Parfoot | 1.00 | 2.84% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Gary O’Connell | 1.00 | 2.68% |
| Bayern Bru (ALD red) | Ricky Milstead | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) | Dan Gledhill | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Fatzio (ALD white) | Simon Laidlaw | 0.50 | 1.30% |
| Purple Gain (ALD purple) | Steve Bryant-Jones | 0.50 | 0.51% |
| Largentina (ALD yellow) | Paul Green | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Werder Beermen (ALD green) | Fred Bell | 0.50 | 0.31% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 16 June
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)VS 20:00Largentina (ALD yellow) -
Monday 16 June
Fatzio (ALD white)VS 20:30Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 16 June
Werder Beermen (ALD green)VS 21:00Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 14 July
Bayern Bru (ALD red)VS 20:00Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 14 July
Werder Beermen (ALD green)VS 20:30Largentina (ALD yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)VS 21:00Fatzio (ALD white)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 12 May
Fatzio (ALD white)5 - 4Largentina (ALD yellow)Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 7Bayern Bru (ALD red)Werder Beermen (ALD green)-1 - -3Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 16 June
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 0Largentina (ALD yellow)Fatzio (ALD white)0 - 0Purple Gain (ALD purple)Werder Beermen (ALD green)0 - 0Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 14 July
Bayern Bru (ALD red)0 - 0Purple Gain (ALD purple)Werder Beermen (ALD green)0 - 0Largentina (ALD yellow)Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 0Fatzio (ALD white)
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Monday 02 June
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)VS 20:00Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 02 June
Fatzio (ALD white)VS 20:30Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 02 June
Largentina (ALD yellow)VS 21:00Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 09 June
Purple Gain (ALD purple)VS 20:00Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 09 June
Largentina (ALD yellow)VS 20:30Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 09 June
Fatzio (ALD white)VS 21:00Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 23 June
Purple Gain (ALD purple)VS 20:00Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 23 June
Bayern Bru (ALD red)VS 20:30Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 23 June
Largentina (ALD yellow)VS 21:00Fatzio (ALD white) -
Monday 30 June
Fatzio (ALD white)VS 20:00Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 30 June
Largentina (ALD yellow)VS 20:30Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 30 June
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)VS 21:00Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 07 July
Purple Gain (ALD purple)VS 20:00Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 07 July
Werder Beermen (ALD green)VS 20:30Fatzio (ALD white) -
Monday 07 July
Bayern Bru (ALD red)VS 21:00Largentina (ALD yellow) -
Monday 21 July
Largentina (ALD yellow)VS 20:00Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 21 July
Purple Gain (ALD purple)VS 20:30Fatzio (ALD white) -
Monday 21 July
Bayern Bru (ALD red)VS 21:00Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 28 July
Werder Beermen (ALD green)VS 20:00Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 28 July
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)VS 20:30Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 28 July
Fatzio (ALD white)VS 21:00Largentina (ALD yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 19 May
Werder Beermen (ALD green)9 - 4Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)Purple Gain (ALD purple)3 - 4Largentina (ALD yellow)Bayern Bru (ALD red)15 - 6Fatzio (ALD white) -
Monday 28 April
Bayern Bru (ALD red)7 - 4Werder Beermen (ALD green)Purple Gain (ALD purple)2 - 9Fatzio (ALD white)Largentina (ALD yellow)3 - 1Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 14 April
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)8 - 6Fatzio (ALD white)Werder Beermen (ALD green)13 - 5Largentina (ALD yellow)Bayern Bru (ALD red)4 - 14Purple Gain (ALD purple) -
Monday 02 June
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 0Purple Gain (ALD purple)Fatzio (ALD white)0 - 0Werder Beermen (ALD green)Largentina (ALD yellow)0 - 0Bayern Bru (ALD red) -
Monday 09 June
Purple Gain (ALD purple)0 - 0Bayern Bru (ALD red)Largentina (ALD yellow)0 - 0Werder Beermen (ALD green)Fatzio (ALD white)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) -
Monday 23 June
Purple Gain (ALD purple)0 - 0Werder Beermen (ALD green)Bayern Bru (ALD red)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)Largentina (ALD yellow)0 - 0Fatzio (ALD white) -
Monday 30 June
Fatzio (ALD white)0 - 0Bayern Bru (ALD red)Largentina (ALD yellow)0 - 0Purple Gain (ALD purple)Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 0Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 07 July
Purple Gain (ALD purple)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)Werder Beermen (ALD green)0 - 0Fatzio (ALD white)Bayern Bru (ALD red)0 - 0Largentina (ALD yellow) -
Monday 21 July
Largentina (ALD yellow)0 - 0Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)Purple Gain (ALD purple)0 - 0Fatzio (ALD white)Bayern Bru (ALD red)0 - 0Werder Beermen (ALD green) -
Monday 28 July
Werder Beermen (ALD green)0 - 0Purple Gain (ALD purple)Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)0 - 0Bayern Bru (ALD red)Fatzio (ALD white)0 - 0Largentina (ALD yellow)