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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Purple Gain (ALD purple)
1
1
2
2
Werder Beermen (ALD green)
1
1
2
3
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
1
1
2
4
Fatzio (ALD white)
1
0
0
5
Largentina (ALD yellow)
1
0
0
6
Bayern Bru (ALD red)
1
0
0

Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight

Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Gain (ALD purple) 1 1 0 0 14 4 10 2
Werder Beermen (ALD green) 1 1 0 0 13 5 8 2
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) 1 1 0 0 8 6 2 2
Fatzio (ALD white) 1 0 0 1 6 8 -2 0
Largentina (ALD yellow) 1 0 0 1 5 13 -8 0
Bayern Bru (ALD red) 1 0 0 1 4 14 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 2
Werder Beermen (ALD green) 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 2
Purple Gain (ALD purple) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Bayern Bru (ALD red) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Largentina (ALD yellow) 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Fatzio (ALD white) 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Gain (ALD purple) 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 2
Werder Beermen (ALD green) 1 1 0 0 7 2 5 2
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Fatzio (ALD white) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Largentina (ALD yellow) 1 0 0 1 2 7 -5 0
Bayern Bru (ALD red) 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Purple Gain (ALD purple) Ben Kane 6.50 0.27%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Mitchell Teitsworth 3.50 2.20%
Bayern Bru (ALD red) Gary O’Connell 0.50 2.27%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Jamie Hazelton 0.50 1.98%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Richard Riley 0.50 1.93%
Bayern Bru (ALD red) Oliver Ivory-Bray 0.50 1.68%
Largentina (ALD yellow) James Paterson 0.50 1.21%
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) Dan Gledhill 0.50 0.89%
Purple Gain (ALD purple) Stephen Thomas 0.50 0.81%
Bayern Bru (ALD red) Rob Catlin 0.50 0.73%
Bayern Bru (ALD red) Ricky Milstead 0.50 0.61%
Purple Gain (ALD purple) Stuart Gunner 0.50 0.50%
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) Robert Smith 0.50 0.41%
Fatzio (ALD white) Tom Baker 0.50 0.35%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Tom Kluger 0.50 0.35%
Fatzio (ALD white) Joel Roderick 0.50 0.33%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Fred Bell 0.50 0.31%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Dan Brockwell 0.50 0.24%
Fatzio (ALD white) Joe Window 0.50 0.22%
Fatzio (ALD white) Cathel Maclean 0.50 0.20%
Largentina (ALD yellow) Troy Weston 0.50 0.20%
Largentina (ALD yellow) Adam Thacker 0.50 0.11%
Werder Beermen (ALD green) Ashley Russell 0.50 0.10%
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) Michael Day 0.50 0.10%
Unathletico Madrid (ALD black) Robert East 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 05 May

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 20:00
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 05 May

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 05 May

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 02 June

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 02 June

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 20:30
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 02 June

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 30 June

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 20:00
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 30 June

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 30 June

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio (ALD white)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 05 May

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 02 June

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 30 June

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)

 

  • Monday 28 April

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 28 April

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 28 April

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 21:00
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 12 May

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 12 May

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 12 May

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 21:00
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 19 May

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 20:00
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 19 May

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 20:30
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 19 May

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 26 May

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 26 May

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 26 May

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 21:00
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 09 June

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:00
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 09 June

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 20:30
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 09 June

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 16 June

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 16 June

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 16 June

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 21:00
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 23 June

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 23 June

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 07 July

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 07 July

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    VS 21:00
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 14 July

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    VS 20:00
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 14 July

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (ALD yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 14 April

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    8 - 6
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    13 - 5
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    4 - 14
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
  • Monday 28 April

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 12 May

    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 19 May

    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
  • Monday 26 May

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
  • Monday 09 June

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)
  • Monday 16 June

    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)
  • Monday 07 July

    Largentina (ALD yellow)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    0 - 0
    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
  • Monday 14 July

    Werder Beermen (ALD green)
    0 - 0
    Purple Gain (ALD purple)
    Unathletico Madrid (ALD black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (ALD red)
    Fatzio (ALD white)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (ALD yellow)