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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
1
1
2
2
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
1
1
2
3
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
1
1
2
4
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
1
0
0
5
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
1
0
0
6
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
1
0
0
Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight
Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 2 |
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 0 |
| MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | John Hanmer | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Simon Swadling | 0.50 | 2.11% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Harry Turner | 0.50 | 1.98% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Darren Walton | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Tom Baker | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | Richard Riley | 0.50 | 1.40% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | Mitchell Teitsworth | 0.50 | 1.08% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | Alex Masterson | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Oliver Ivory-Bray | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | Richard Hodgson | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Crispin Fielder | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Jon Brockwell | 0.50 | 0.77% |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | Paul Green | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Sam Pollard | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Ben Kane | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) | Lawrie Winn | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | George Skeates | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Benjamin Smith | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | Rob Catlin | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | Frank Hampton | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) | Mike Towell | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Ross Glancy | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) | Mark Thomas | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) | Gary O’Connell | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | Tom Kluger | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| OB City (Aldershot Red Team) | Louis Andrews | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) | Will Riley | 0.50 | 0.06% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 13 May
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 20:00Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 13 May
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 13 May
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 21:00MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 17 June
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 20:00MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 17 June
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 20:30Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 17 June
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 15 July
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 20:00Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 15 July
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 20:30MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 15 July
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 21:00OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 13 May
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 17 June
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 15 July
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
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Monday 29 April
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 20:00Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 29 April
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:30OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 29 April
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 21:00KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 20 May
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 20:00OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 20 May
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:30MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 20 May
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 03 June
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 20:00Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 03 June
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 20:30KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 03 June
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 10 June
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 10 June
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 20:30KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 10 June
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 24 June
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 24 June
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 24 June
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 21:00OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 01 July
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 01 July
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 20:30Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 01 July
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 21:00KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 08 July
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:00Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 08 July
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 20:30OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 08 July
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 21:00MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 22 July
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)VS 20:00Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 22 July
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)VS 20:30OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 22 July
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)VS 21:00KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 29 July
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)VS 20:00Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 29 July
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 29 July
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)VS 21:00MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 22 April
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)12 - 6OB City (Aldershot Red Team)KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)8 - 4MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)10 - 6Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) -
Monday 29 April
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team)Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 20 May
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team)Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 03 June
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) -
Monday 10 June
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) -
Monday 24 June
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team) -
Monday 01 July
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 08 July
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team)Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) -
Monday 22 July
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)0 - 0Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)0 - 0OB City (Aldershot Red Team)Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) -
Monday 29 July
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)0 - 0Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)OB City (Aldershot Red Team)0 - 0MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)