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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
9
7
15
2
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
9
5
11
3
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
9
5
10
4
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
9
4
8
5
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
9
4
8
6
OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
9
0
2

Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight

Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) 9 7 1 1 68 35 33 15
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) 9 5 1 3 70 52 18 11
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) 9 5 0 4 58 50 8 10
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) 9 4 0 5 33 41 -8 8
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) 9 4 0 5 38 47 -9 8
OB City (Aldershot Red Team) 9 0 2 7 18 60 -42 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) 9 5 3 1 21 12 9 13
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) 9 4 3 2 21 17 4 11
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) 9 3 4 2 9 7 2 10
OB City (Aldershot Red Team) 9 3 3 3 11 9 2 9
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) 9 0 6 3 6 13 -7 6
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) 9 1 3 5 14 24 -10 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) 9 7 2 0 32 9 23 16
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) 9 6 2 1 23 3 20 14
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) 9 6 0 3 11 0 11 12
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) 9 2 2 5 -3 8 -11 6
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) 9 2 0 7 -9 9 -18 4
OB City (Aldershot Red Team) 9 0 2 7 -5 20 -25 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) John Hanmer 16.00 -3.69%
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) Adam Thacker 13.00 0.33%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Oliver Ivory-Bray 9.00 4.96%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Mike Towell 8.50 5.04%
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) Alex Masterson 6.00 3.05%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) James Paterson 6.00 2.54%
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) Benjamin Smith 6.00 1.43%
OB City (Aldershot Red Team) Paul Green 6.00 1.33%
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) Thomas Donoghue 5.50 2.29%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Richard cornall 5.50 1.18%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Crispin Fielder 5.00 3.95%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Mark Rockett 5.00 2.27%
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) Kieran Evans 4.00 5.02%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Steve Bryant-Jones 4.00 0.81%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) George Williams 4.00 0.69%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Ajaipal Johal 3.50 1.82%
KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team) James Clarke 2.50 3.10%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Lawrie Winn 2.50 0.10%
MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team) Sam Chinn 2.00 1.44%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Robert Shuttleworth 2.00 0.26%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Simon Swadling 1.00 1.69%
Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team) Mark Thomas 1.00 0.21%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Andrew Parfoot 1.00 -3.53%
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) Sam Pollard 0.50 2.02%
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) Jordan Martin 0.50 0.67%
Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team) Reece Stansbury 0.50 0.57%
OB City (Aldershot Red Team) George Levesconte 0.50 0.29%
Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team) Richard Milstead 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 20 November

    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    2 - 8
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    5 - 4
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    7 - 1
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
  • Monday 23 October

    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    -3 - 3
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    11 - 1
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    0 - 3
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
  • Monday 25 September

    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    4 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    4 - 8
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    1 - 2
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)

 

  • Monday 04 December

    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
  • Monday 04 December

    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
  • Monday 04 December

    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 27 November

    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    8 - 1
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    1 - 13
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    1 - 3
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
  • Monday 13 November

    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    6 - 7
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    4 - 4
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    6 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
  • Monday 06 November

    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    2 - 0
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    7 - 4
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    12 - 5
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
  • Monday 30 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    4 - 8
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    10 - 3
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    4 - 0
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
  • Monday 16 October

    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    8 - 3
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    8 - 2
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    7 - 5
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
  • Monday 09 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    6 - 12
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    6 - 0
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    6 - 3
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
  • Monday 02 October

    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    1 - 9
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    6 - 3
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    13 - 6
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
  • Monday 18 September

    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    5 - 5
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    2 - 7
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    8 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
  • Monday 11 September

    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    3 - 4
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    5 - 14
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    6 - 5
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
  • Monday 04 December

    OB City (Aldershot Red Team)
    0 - 0
    MK Doners (Aldershot Blue Team)
    Ivory Toast (Aldershot White Team)
    0 - 0
    Sprouting Lisbon (Aldershot Green Team)
    Pork Vale (Aldershot Black Team)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Aldershot Yellow Team)