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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
6
4
9
2
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
6
4
9
3
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
6
4
8
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
6
3
6
5
Whale Madrid (ALD White)
6
2
4
6
Inter Piami (ALD Green)
6
0
0

Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight

Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) 6 4 1 1 69 46 23 9
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) 6 4 1 1 52 34 18 9
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) 6 4 0 2 44 51 -7 8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) 6 3 0 3 35 30 5 6
Whale Madrid (ALD White) 6 2 0 4 32 43 -11 4
Inter Piami (ALD Green) 6 0 0 6 17 45 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Whale Madrid (ALD White) 6 4 1 1 18 10 8 9
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) 6 4 0 2 20 14 6 8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) 6 3 1 2 11 12 -1 7
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) 6 3 0 3 11 8 3 6
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) 6 3 0 3 13 16 -3 6
Inter Piami (ALD Green) 6 0 0 6 7 20 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) 6 5 0 1 38 15 23 10
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) 6 4 1 1 26 11 15 9
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) 6 3 0 3 9 23 -14 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) 6 2 1 3 12 5 7 5
Whale Madrid (ALD White) 6 2 0 4 2 19 -17 4
Inter Piami (ALD Green) 6 1 0 5 0 14 -14 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Daniel Marshall 8.50 7.66%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Darral Wilson 8.50 7.60%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Ricky Milstead 8.00 7.20%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Alberto Lemos 8.00 6.03%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Matthew King 6.50 8.52%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Charlie Liney 6.50 5.39%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Kieran evans 6.00 5.22%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Robert East 6.00 4.93%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Andrew Parfoot 6.00 2.31%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Dave Preston 6.00 2.02%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) Richard Riley 5.50 4.57%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Rob Catlin 5.50 3.07%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Stuart Gunner 3.50 2.97%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Tom Baker 3.50 1.58%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Barry Watts 3.00 3.50%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) Will Riley 3.00 3.35%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Ajay Barnes 3.00 2.62%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Thomas Lees 3.00 2.52%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Marc May 3.00 1.78%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) Ross Kingsnorth 3.00 0.97%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Darren Walton 2.50 2.48%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Brian Howat 2.50 2.46%
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) Steve Bryant-Jones 2.50 1.89%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) Dan Gledhill 2.50 0.89%
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) jack andrews 2.50 -3.96%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) Lawrie Winn 2.00 3.57%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Thomas Donoghue 2.00 3.41%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Gary O’Connell 2.00 0.66%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) Michael Jones 2.00 0.20%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) James Paterson 1.00 1.16%
Inter Piami (ALD Green) Dan Brockwell 1.00 0.12%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Ryan Holden 1.00 0.11%
Whale Madrid (ALD White) Luke Whitbourn 0.50 2.89%
Inter Piami (ALD Green) Richard cornall 0.50 1.20%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) Max Bridger 0.50 0.46%
Inter Piami (ALD Green) Danil Zatsepin 0.50 0.41%
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) James Clarke 0.50 0.27%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 27 October

    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    VS 20:00
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 27 October

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
  • Monday 27 October

    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 29 September

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    6 - 7
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    2 - 7
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    9 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
  • Monday 08 September

    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    5 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    3 - 3
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    8 - 15
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 27 October

    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)

 

  • Monday 13 October

    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
  • Monday 13 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    VS 20:30
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 13 October

    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
  • Monday 20 October

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
  • Monday 20 October

    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
  • Monday 03 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    VS 20:00
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
  • Monday 03 November

    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
  • Monday 03 November

    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    VS 21:00
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
  • Monday 10 November

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    VS 20:00
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 10 November

    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
  • Monday 10 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 06 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    9 - 1
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    17 - 4
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    13 - 7
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
  • Monday 22 September

    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    4 - 8
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    9 - 5
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    14 - 15
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
  • Monday 15 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    3 - 4
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    6 - 8
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    8 - 16
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 01 September

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    5 - 8
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    8 - 4
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    4 - 0
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
  • Monday 18 August

    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    2 - 3
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    8 - 2
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    5 - 8
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
  • Monday 11 August

    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    8 - 4
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    4 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    10 - 10
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
  • Monday 13 October

    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
  • Monday 03 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    0 - 0
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    0 - 0
    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
  • Monday 10 November

    Whale Madrid (ALD White)
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
    Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Piami (ALD Green)