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Aldershot Garrison Sports Centre , Rawlinson Road, Aldershot, GU11 2LQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Aldershot. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Aldershot rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.
Woody Swain, Coach, Aldershot | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)
5
4
8
2
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)
5
4
8
3
Whale Madrid (ALD White)
5
3
7
4
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
5
2
4
5
Inter Piami (ALD Green)
5
1
3
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)
5
0
0
Do it. That first step of clicking the signup link is a big step, and that 1st week you turn up to the pitch on a match night will be scary. But once you are there and see a bunch of blokes who look like you, wheezing and plodding like you, and dishing out the banter in the way big guys can only do to other big guys, you’ll soon realise you should have done it ages ago. Another thing to point out is that you shouldn’t be put off by the football part of MAN v FAT Football! I’m rubbish, but what I lack in talent I make up for in enthusiasm. I do my contributing off the pitch, on the scales. Don’t be daunted by the thought of dieting, healthy eating, or whatever you want to call it. I’m not going to tell you that it’s easy, but I will say that it isn’t that difficult. You’ll find what works for you and that could be totally different from anyone else. In time it will come, and you can and will lose weight
Andy Duff - Lost 38kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 66 | 31 | 35 | 8 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 53 | 38 | 15 | 8 |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 21 | 20 | 7 |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 45 | -14 | 4 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 48 | -18 | 3 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 53 | -38 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 8 | 8 | 9 |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 5 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 5 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 22 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 0 | 16 | 9 |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 8 |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 17 | 7 | 6 |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 18 | -15 | 2 |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 25 | -14 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Barry Watts | 8.00 | 3.88% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Gavin Bridger | 6.50 | 6.47% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Darral Wilson | 6.50 | 4.94% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Scott Tarran | 6.00 | 3.24% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | James Clarke | 6.00 | 3.12% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Joe Celestino | 6.00 | 1.22% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Thomas Donoghue | 5.50 | -0.60% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Richard Riley | 4.00 | -4.60% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Fred Bell | 3.50 | 1.53% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Will Riley | 3.00 | 4.14% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Robert Smith | 3.00 | 3.10% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Ben Kane | 3.00 | 2.63% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Aaron Palmer | 3.00 | 1.87% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Simon Brockwell | 3.00 | 1.61% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Stuart Gunner | 3.00 | 0.07% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Andrew Parfoot | 3.00 | -1.90% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Luke Whitbourn | 2.50 | 2.39% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Rory Wood | 2.50 | 1.61% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Mark Whalley | 2.50 | 0.93% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Joe Window | 2.50 | 0.66% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Daniel Orme | 2.50 | 0.58% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Benjamin Anoff | 2.50 | 0.24% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Max Bridger | 2.50 | 0.20% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Tom Kluger | 2.50 | -0.85% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Ricky Milstead | 2.50 | -0.86% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Robert East | 2.50 | -1.28% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Ashley Candy | 2.50 | -1.58% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Matthew King | 2.00 | 1.55% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Alberto Lemos | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Dan Gledhill | 2.00 | -0.30% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Daniel Marshall | 1.50 | -1.21% |
| Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) | Tom Baker | 1.50 | -1.70% |
| Whale Madrid (ALD White) | Cathel Maclean | 1.50 | -2.07% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Mark Fountain | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Ryan Young | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Robert Felgate | 1.00 | -0.26% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Alex Masterson | 1.00 | -1.35% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Dan Brockwell | 1.00 | -2.12% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Mark Thomas | 1.00 | -2.90% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Francis Hampton | 0.50 | 2.15% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Kieran Kenneth Evans | 0.50 | 1.86% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Richard cornall | 0.50 | 1.26% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Joshua Burton | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) | Dave Preston | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Inter Piami (ALD Green) | Adam Thacker | 0.50 | -0.50% |
| Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) | Donald Hannah | 0.50 | -1.27% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | James Paterson | 0.50 | -2.28% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Lawrie Winn | 0.50 | -2.42% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) | Robbie Hayward | 0.50 | -3.16% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 19 January
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 19 January
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 20:30Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 19 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 21:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 16 February
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 16 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:30Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 16 February
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 21:00Inter Piami (ALD Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 08 December
Inter Piami (ALD Green)30 - 18Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Whale Madrid (ALD White)17 - 21Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)32 - 32Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 19 January
Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 16 February
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)
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Monday 26 January
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 26 January
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:30Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 26 January
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 21:00Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 02 February
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 20:00Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 02 February
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 20:30Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 02 February
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 09 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:00Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 09 February
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 20:30Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black) -
Monday 09 February
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 21:00Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 23 February
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)VS 20:00Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 23 February
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)VS 20:30Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 23 February
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 02 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)VS 20:00Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 02 March
Whale Madrid (ALD White)VS 20:30Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 02 March
Inter Piami (ALD Green)VS 21:00Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 12 January
Inter Piami (ALD Green)8 - 8Whale Madrid (ALD White)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)10 - 4Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)13 - 9Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow) -
Monday 05 January
Whale Madrid (ALD White)6 - 7Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)4 - 19Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Inter Piami (ALD Green)7 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 15 December
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)-2 - 12Whale Madrid (ALD White)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)12 - 3Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)12 - 3Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 01 December
Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)12 - 2Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)12 - 6Inter Piami (ALD Green)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)2 - 5Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 24 November
Whale Madrid (ALD White)10 - 6Inter Piami (ALD Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)5 - 12Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)14 - 9Chipswich Town (ALD Blue) -
Monday 26 January
Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green) -
Monday 02 February
Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 09 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White) -
Monday 23 February
Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)0 - 0Whale Madrid (ALD White)Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)0 - 0Inter Piami (ALD Green)Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red) -
Monday 02 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (ALD Red)0 - 0Chipswich Town (ALD Blue)Whale Madrid (ALD White)0 - 0Fanta Lyon FC (ALD Yellow)Inter Piami (ALD Green)0 - 0Borussia Monchenbigmac (ALD Black)