Basildon

Monday | 20:00-22:00

Basildon Sports Village, Cranes Farm Rd, Basildon, Essex, SS14 3GR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Basildon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Basildon rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Leanne Smith., Coach, Basildon

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Yellow Chubmarines
10
7
15
2
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
10
7
15
3
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
10
6
13
4
Bayern Mantits (Purple)
10
6
13
5
Largentina Green
10
4
11
6
Blood Pressure Utd Red
10
3
8
7
Ozempiacos Black
10
1
3
8
Fatburn Rovers White
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarines 10 7 1 2 96 74 22 15
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 10 7 1 2 92 78 14 15
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 10 6 1 3 116 72 44 13
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 10 6 1 3 90 75 15 13
Largentina Green 10 4 3 3 86 63 23 11
Blood Pressure Utd Red 10 3 2 5 101 99 2 8
Ozempiacos Black 10 1 1 8 65 136 -71 3
Fatburn Rovers White 10 1 0 9 43 92 -49 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarines 10 8 0 2 71 42 29 16
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 10 7 0 3 71 35 36 14
Largentina Green 10 7 0 3 49 30 19 14
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 10 7 0 3 65 48 17 14
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 10 6 0 4 59 46 13 12
Blood Pressure Utd Red 10 3 0 7 57 77 -20 6
Fatburn Rovers White 10 1 0 9 26 67 -41 2
Ozempiacos Black 10 1 0 9 43 96 -53 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blood Pressure Utd Red 10 8 1 1 27 5 22 17
Bayern Mantits (Purple) 10 6 2 2 13 11 2 14
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) 10 5 1 4 24 19 5 11
The Yellow Chubmarines 10 4 2 4 7 15 -8 10
Largentina Green 10 4 1 5 18 15 3 9
Fatburn Rovers White 10 3 2 5 5 11 -6 8
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) 10 3 1 6 12 12 0 7
Ozempiacos Black 10 1 2 7 5 23 -18 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blood Pressure Utd Red Gary Hole 12.00 6.83%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Ryan Healy 8.50 4.39%
Fatburn Rovers White George Ross 8.00 11.23%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Vinny stenning 8.00 5.91%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) John Leahy 8.00 2.02%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) James Fisk 8.00 1.83%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Jake Nathan 6.00 7.35%
The Yellow Chubmarines Chris Pearcey 6.00 4.83%
Largentina Green Sonny Squires 6.00 1.64%
Ozempiacos Black Pat White 5.50 4.04%
Largentina Green Darren Brennan 5.00 2.78%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Sam Pitt 5.00 1.48%
Ozempiacos Black Daniel Pitt 3.50 8.17%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Matthew Nunnery 3.50 0.41%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) Joseph Walker 3.00 2.90%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) James Banus 3.00 2.33%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Sam Harrison 3.00 0.39%
The Yellow Chubmarines Kris Stafferton 3.00 -0.12%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) David Robinson 3.00 -1.07%
Fatburn Rovers White Michael wilson 2.50 1.57%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Cem Nasiroglu 2.50 -0.12%
Ruud Grillit FC (Orange) Matt Adams 2.50 -0.94%
Largentina Green Thomas Mcdade 2.50 -1.53%
Largentina Green Liam Quashie 2.50 -1.96%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Robin Carr 2.00 -0.33%
Largentina Green Harry Pothecary 2.00 -0.97%
Blood Pressure Utd Red Edward Robinson 2.00 -1.61%
The Yellow Chubmarines Chris Stewart 2.00 -2.45%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) Kieron Ward 1.50 0.56%
Bayern Mantits (Purple) tom proctor 1.50 -1.48%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) Jack Day 1.00 0.15%
Smurf and Turf FC (Blues) Andrew Howell 1.00 -0.18%
The Yellow Chubmarines Ben Attersall 1.00 -0.45%
The Yellow Chubmarines Nick Hughes 1.00 -1.05%
The Yellow Chubmarines Barry Attersall 1.00 -1.15%
Ozempiacos Black Bradley Mimms 0.50 0.69%
Ozempiacos Black Richard Allen 0.50 -0.10%
Ozempiacos Black Steve Constable 0.50 -0.22%
Ozempiacos Black Andrew Wilmot 0.50 -4.05%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 19 January

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Fatburn Rovers White

  • Monday 19 January

    Ozempiacos Black
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 19 January

    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)

  • Monday 19 January

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    VS 21:30
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 26 January

    Largentina Green
    VS 20:00
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 26 January

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)

  • Monday 26 January

    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)

  • Monday 26 January

    Fatburn Rovers White
    VS 21:30
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 02 February

    Ozempiacos Black
    VS 20:00
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)

  • Monday 02 February

    Fatburn Rovers White
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 02 February

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 02 February

    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 09 February

    Largentina Green
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)

  • Monday 09 February

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    VS 20:30
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)

  • Monday 09 February

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 09 February

    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fatburn Rovers White

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 12 January

    Ozempiacos Black
    9 - 9
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Fatburn Rovers White
    9 - 10
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    14 - 14
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Largentina Green
    9 - 9
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 05 January

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    7 - 8
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    4 - 6
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    9 - 1
    Largentina Green
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    16 - 5
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 08 December

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    3 - 10
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Ozempiacos Black
    8 - 19
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Fatburn Rovers White
    3 - 5
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Largentina Green
    8 - 7
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)

  • Monday 01 December

    Fatburn Rovers White
    2 - 9
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Ozempiacos Black
    9 - 14
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    12 - 9
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    6 - 6
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 24 November

    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    4 - 11
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    10 - 12
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Largentina Green
    11 - -1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    21 - 2
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 17 November

    Ozempiacos Black
    6 - 1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    7 - 4
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    7 - 11
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    7 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 10 November

    The Yellow Chubmarines
    10 - 7
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    16 - 2
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Largentina Green
    19 - 6
    Ozempiacos Black
    Fatburn Rovers White
    6 - 11
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)

  • Monday 03 November

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    17 - 11
    Ozempiacos Black
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    13 - 9
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    10 - 17
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    9 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 27 October

    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    11 - 13
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Fatburn Rovers White
    7 - 15
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    Largentina Green
    11 - 2
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Ozempiacos Black
    2 - 8
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)

  • Monday 20 October

    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    7 - 10
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    12 - 7
    Ozempiacos Black
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    8 - 1
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    9 - 7
    Largentina Green

  • Monday 19 January

    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers White
    Ozempiacos Black
    0 - 0
    Largentina Green
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarines

  • Monday 26 January

    Largentina Green
    0 - 0
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    Fatburn Rovers White
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos Black

  • Monday 02 February

    Ozempiacos Black
    0 - 0
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    Fatburn Rovers White
    0 - 0
    Largentina Green
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Blood Pressure Utd Red

  • Monday 09 February

    Largentina Green
    0 - 0
    Bayern Mantits (Purple)
    Blood Pressure Utd Red
    0 - 0
    Smurf and Turf FC (Blues)
    The Yellow Chubmarines
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos Black
    Ruud Grillit FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers White