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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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White Team: Cholesterol Palace
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Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
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Yellow Team: Grillareal
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Green Team: Biggun Athletic
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Black Team: Al-Fattylads
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Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
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Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
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Purple Team: Farcelona
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Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
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Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
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"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Thomas May | 4.00 | 2.92% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | George Taylor | 1.00 | 1.79% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 1.00 | -0.62% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Rob Hepden-Jode | 0.50 | 6.92% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 0.50 | 2.64% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | 2.60% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 0.50 | 2.37% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Coinneach Hurford | 0.50 | 2.25% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | James Storey | 0.50 | 2.13% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Richard Curtis | 0.50 | 1.99% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lee Hatton | 0.50 | 1.63% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Jp Montgomery | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Michael Picking | 0.50 | 1.60% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Miko Chieppa | 0.50 | 1.40% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Simms | 0.50 | 1.21% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | JOSHUA WELLHAM | 0.50 | 1.08% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Martin King | 0.50 | 1.00% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Jayson Bartrop | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Webb | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | David Loynes | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Adrian Gentry | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Gareth Roberts | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Chukwuka Chukwudi | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Christopher Rowe | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Porter | 0.50 | 0.42% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jason Clerkin | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | James Fenton | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Neil Marshall | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Nathan Hall | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Steven Oliver | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Richard Tolson | 0.50 | 0.13% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Soton | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | David Holloway | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Jason Seymour | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Matt Bristow | 0.50 | 0.07% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Paul Kitchen | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 24 February
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 24 February
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 20:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 24 February
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 24 February
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 24 February
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:30Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 03 March
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 20:00Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 03 March
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 20:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 03 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 21:00Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 03 March
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:00Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 03 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:30Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 10 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 20:00Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 10 March
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:30Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 10 March
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 10 March
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:00White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 10 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 10 March
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 17 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 20:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 17 March
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 17 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 17 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 24 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 24 March
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 20:30Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 24 March
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 24 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 21:00Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 24 March
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 31 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 31 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 31 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 24 February
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 03 March
White Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Black Team: Al-FattyladsLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 10 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 17 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 24 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC