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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
11
10
20
2
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
11
8
17
3
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
11
8
16
4
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
11
7
14
5
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
11
6
12
6
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
11
5
10
7
Yellow Team: Grillareal
11
5
10
8
Purple Team: Farcelona
11
4
8
9
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
11
3
8
10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
11
4
8
11
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
11
2
5
12
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
11
2
4
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 110 | 71 | 39 | 20 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 155 | 81 | 74 | 17 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 106 | 86 | 20 | 16 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 105 | 62 | 43 | 14 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 11 | 6 | 0 | 5 | 96 | 74 | 22 | 12 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 95 | 86 | 9 | 10 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 71 | 98 | -27 | 10 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 50 | 60 | -10 | 8 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 60 | 90 | -30 | 8 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 46 | 77 | -31 | 8 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 65 | 104 | -39 | 5 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 41 | 111 | -70 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 63 | 13 | 50 | 22 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 63 | 26 | 37 | 20 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 43 | 16 | 27 | 17 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 40 | 30 | 10 | 10 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 39 | 42 | -3 | 10 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 19 | 23 | -4 | 10 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 9 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 20 | 33 | -13 | 8 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 28 | 46 | -18 | 8 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 11 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 38 | 55 | -17 | 7 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 32 | 61 | -29 | 6 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 15 | 49 | -34 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 50 | 16 | 34 | 18 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 44 | 11 | 33 | 18 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 17 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 12 | 14 | 15 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 10 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 17 | 21 | -4 | 9 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 15 | -8 | 9 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 11 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 9 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 17 | -12 | 8 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 11 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 16 | 33 | -17 | 8 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 7 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 11 | 1 | 2 | 8 | -3 | 24 | -27 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 14.00 | -1.13% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 13.50 | 9.33% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 13.00 | -2.28% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Louis Dispinseri | 11.00 | 7.60% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Rob Perrett | 10.50 | 4.50% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jason Clerkin | 9.50 | 3.84% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 9.00 | 3.74% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Balazs Csibi | 8.50 | 5.24% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Dan Connors | 8.50 | 2.21% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 8.00 | 9.76% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Daniel Bell | 8.00 | 1.91% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | George Taylor | 7.00 | 4.93% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 6.50 | 0.41% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Roy Cuthbert Jnr | 6.00 | 2.64% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 6.00 | 2.51% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Joseph Duncan | 6.00 | 1.08% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Porter | 5.50 | 4.47% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Adrian Gentry | 5.50 | 3.63% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Ryan Hazelwood | 5.50 | 3.57% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Shane Livingstone | 5.50 | 2.96% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Thomas May | 5.00 | 12.82% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | James Loureiro | 5.00 | 2.20% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Daniel Ashby | 4.50 | 1.86% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 4.00 | 2.26% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Ryan Minns | 4.00 | -2.09% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 3.50 | 2.46% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | giuseppe bergamasco | 3.50 | 1.86% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Stuart Peake | 3.50 | 1.24% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Hardy | 3.50 | -1.08% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Matt Coster | 3.00 | 8.58% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Connor Solley-Andrews | 3.00 | 2.67% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | aaron turner | 3.00 | 2.42% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Mark Hood | 3.00 | 1.68% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ian Hick | 3.00 | 0.60% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Matthew Gethings | 3.00 | 0.12% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Darren Verschuren | 3.00 | -0.67% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Nathan Armstrong | 2.50 | 2.30% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Glenn Holden | 2.50 | 1.21% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Harry Beagley | 2.50 | 0.89% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ryan Coster | 2.50 | -0.42% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Matt Wells | 2.00 | 2.82% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Adam Huxley | 2.00 | 0.42% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | John Medcraft | 2.00 | -0.46% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | David Holloway | 2.00 | -0.51% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Steve Beaumont | 2.00 | -1.44% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Richard Dingsdale | 2.00 | -5.80% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Dom Gook | 1.50 | -0.45% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 1.50 | -0.72% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Bradley Blyth | 1.50 | -2.16% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 1.00 | -0.45% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Liam Spokes | 1.00 | -3.34% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Webb | 0.50 | 1.95% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | David Loynes | 0.50 | 1.92% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Samie Aldoori | 0.50 | 1.45% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Peter Vickers | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | -0.88% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 20 January
Black Team: Al-Fattylads8 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 5Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - -2Reds Team: Benfeasta FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks9 - 11Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 4Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk1 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 13 January
Purple Team: Farcelona2 - 3Orange team: Snacktar DonutskYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 8Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads6 - 5Green Team: Biggun AthleticReds Team: Benfeasta FC3 - 12Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace7 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC14 - 6Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 16 December
Purple Team: Farcelona6 - 5White Team: Cholesterol PalaceYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 7Green Team: Biggun AthleticTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 8Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedBlack Team: Al-Fattylads14 - 1Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimGrey Team: Thick & Greycious-1 - 23Lime Team: The Incredible BulksReds Team: Benfeasta FC12 - 8Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 09 December
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 10Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim6 - 14Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaBlack Team: Al-Fattylads14 - 9Yellow Team: GrillarealWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - 3Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 02 December
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk2 - 7Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPurple Team: Farcelona2 - 6Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 9Lime Team: The Incredible BulksYellow Team: Grillareal2 - 18White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC8 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United16 - 9Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 25 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC5 - 3Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal6 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 7Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks17 - 7White Team: Cholesterol PalaceBlack Team: Al-Fattylads17 - 14Reds Team: Benfeasta FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 10Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 18 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 24Lime Team: The Incredible BulksOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 11Yellow Team: GrillarealReds Team: Benfeasta FC15 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads6 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious10 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 5White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 11 November
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC19 - 10Yellow Team: GrillarealPink Team: Glazed Ham United5 - 13Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads2 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk11 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace15 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona6 - 2Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 04 November
Black Team: Al-Fattylads12 - 4White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC13 - 8Yellow Team: GrillarealOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk9 - 18Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim-2 - 9Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United11 - 5Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPurple Team: Farcelona7 - 5Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 28 October
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United9 - 4Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads11 - 1Orange team: Snacktar DonutskWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimReds Team: Benfeasta FC1 - 5Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 2Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 21 October
Yellow Team: Grillareal5 - 3Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 16Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious9 - 3Green Team: Biggun AthleticOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk7 - 9Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 6Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimBlack Team: Al-Fattylads7 - 17Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks