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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
2
2
4
2
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
2
2
4
3
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
2
1
2
4
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
2
1
2
5
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
2
1
2
6
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
2
1
2
7
Yellow Team: Grillareal
2
1
2
8
Purple Team: Farcelona
2
1
2
9
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
2
0
0
10
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
2
0
0
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 4 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 4 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 2 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 2 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 2 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 2 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 2 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 2 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 7 | -3 | 0 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 19 | -14 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 4 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 2 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 2 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 1 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 1 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 11 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 4 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 3 | 4 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 4 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 4 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | -1 | 1 | -2 | 2 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 1 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Thomas May | 5.00 | 2.16% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 4.00 | 1.96% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Balazs Csibi | 3.50 | 1.08% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 2.00 | 1.26% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 2.00 | 0.97% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | George Taylor | 2.00 | 0.90% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 2.00 | -0.50% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Michael Picking | 1.00 | 4.61% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Jp Montgomery | 1.00 | 3.53% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 1.00 | 3.08% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | James Storey | 1.00 | 2.61% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Martin King | 1.00 | 1.99% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Gareth Roberts | 1.00 | 1.98% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Matt Bristow | 1.00 | 1.96% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Webb | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Chukwuka Chukwudi | 1.00 | 1.58% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | JOSHUA WELLHAM | 1.00 | 1.45% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | James Loureiro | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Jayson Bartrop | 1.00 | 1.11% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Richard Tolson | 1.00 | 0.70% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Christopher Rowe | 1.00 | 0.53% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Porter | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Neil Marshall | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Jason Seymour | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 0.50 | 2.64% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Paul Elliott | 0.50 | 2.60% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Coinneach Hurford | 0.50 | 2.25% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lewin Perrett | 0.50 | 1.71% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Naz al-Ani | 0.50 | 1.69% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lee Hatton | 0.50 | 1.63% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Luke Parkinson | 0.50 | 1.45% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Richard Curtis | 0.50 | 1.44% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Miko Chieppa | 0.50 | 1.40% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Gary Allaway | 0.50 | 1.36% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Connor Solley-Andrews | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Simms | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Ryan McKenna | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Christopher Nasse | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | John Medcraft | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | James Fenton | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Wynn | 0.50 | 0.28% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Matthew Gethings | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Nathan Armstrong | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Adam Green | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Paul Robinson | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 10 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 20:00Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 10 March
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:30Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 10 March
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 10 March
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:00White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 10 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 10 March
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 17 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 20:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 17 March
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 17 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 17 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 24 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 24 March
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 20:30Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 24 March
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 24 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 21:00Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 24 March
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 31 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 31 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 31 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 03 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC6 - 9Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 1Yellow Team: GrillarealGreen Team: Biggun Athletic9 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace8 - 6Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 24 February
Purple Team: Farcelona8 - 7Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious4 - 6Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal7 - 9Reds Team: Benfeasta FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - 10Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads8 - 5Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 10 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 17 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 24 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC