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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
13
13
26
2
Lean Machine (Black)
13
8
17
3
Eater Pieami (Pink)
13
8
16
4
Fat ToLose (Purple)
13
8
16
5
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
13
7
16
6
Pork Vale (White)
13
7
14
7
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
13
6
13
8
Lime Bandits
13
5
11
9
Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
13
5
10
10
Bayern Bru (Orange)
13
4
8
11
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
13
4
8
12
Kebaberdeen (Red.)
13
0
1

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 13 13 0 0 251 119 132 26
Lean Machine (Black) 13 8 1 4 132 130 2 17
Eater Pieami (Pink) 13 8 0 5 144 114 30 16
Fat ToLose (Purple) 13 8 0 5 151 123 28 16
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 13 7 2 4 150 126 24 16
Pork Vale (White) 13 7 0 6 140 125 15 14
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 13 6 1 6 118 147 -29 13
Lime Bandits 13 5 1 7 86 98 -12 11
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 13 5 0 8 121 133 -12 10
Bayern Bru (Orange) 13 4 0 9 108 143 -35 8
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 13 4 0 9 103 145 -42 8
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 13 0 1 12 98 199 -101 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat ToLose (Purple) 13 10 1 2 57 23 34 21
Lime Bandits 13 9 1 3 56 27 29 19
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 13 8 2 3 44 32 12 18
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 13 7 1 5 35 29 6 15
Pork Vale (White) 13 6 3 4 36 30 6 15
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 13 6 3 4 35 34 1 15
Bayern Bru (Orange) 13 6 2 5 48 31 17 14
Eater Pieami (Pink) 13 7 0 6 52 45 7 14
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 13 3 3 7 42 53 -11 9
Lean Machine (Black) 13 4 0 9 27 37 -10 8
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 13 3 2 8 35 48 -13 8
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 13 0 0 13 11 89 -78 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 13 10 0 3 54 25 29 20
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 13 10 0 3 45 20 25 20
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 13 8 2 3 43 39 4 18
Lean Machine (Black) 13 8 0 5 42 22 20 16
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 13 7 1 5 53 39 14 15
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 13 5 5 3 31 27 4 15
Eater Pieami (Pink) 13 6 1 6 13 13 0 13
Fat ToLose (Purple) 13 5 1 7 33 34 -1 11
Pork Vale (White) 13 5 1 7 23 31 -8 11
Lime Bandits 13 4 1 8 3 18 -15 9
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 13 3 0 10 20 38 -18 6
Bayern Bru (Orange) 13 1 0 12 2 56 -54 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Hameed Jehanfo 19.00 5.22%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Ryan Minns 16.00 9.19%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) James Loureiro 15.00 9.17%
Pork Vale (White) Simon Athawes 15.00 3.81%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Daniel Bell 14.50 10.76%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Marc Adams 14.50 8.38%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Bradley Sargent 14.00 11.34%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Stephen Carr 13.50 9.03%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Chris Roe 12.00 -0.88%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Coinneach Hurford 11.50 12.95%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Craig Stevenson 11.50 4.47%
Lean Machine (Black) Steven Oliver 10.50 8.61%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Liam Spokes 10.50 4.94%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Barrie Silk 9.50 3.91%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) giuseppe bergamasco 9.00 5.40%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Glyn Gregory 8.50 4.15%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Louis Dispinseri 8.00 8.70%
Bayern Bru (Orange) George Taylor 8.00 5.89%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Christopher Hambling 8.00 5.48%
Lean Machine (Black) Luke Lambden 8.00 5.27%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Matthew Wilson 7.50 3.35%
Lean Machine (Black) David Porter 7.50 2.64%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Josh Drew 7.00 5.14%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Gareth Hall 7.00 4.87%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Reko Smith 7.00 1.37%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) George Gregory 6.50 1.56%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Harry Beagley 6.00 5.70%
Lean Machine (Black) Ian Hick 6.00 4.09%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Richard Dingsdale 5.50 20.77%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) David Cullen 5.50 6.48%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Lee Pritchard 5.50 3.49%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert Jnr 5.50 0.89%
Pork Vale (White) Michael Blackman 5.00 6.53%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Glenn Holden 5.00 5.30%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Sam Morrow 5.00 4.47%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Mark Hood 5.00 2.25%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Nathan Hall 5.00 2.19%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Sam Davis 5.00 1.39%
Lean Machine (Black) Adam Green 4.50 4.29%
Lean Machine (Black) Robert Chandler 4.50 2.15%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Joseph Duncan 4.50 1.57%
Lime Bandits Matthew Gethings 4.00 1.55%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jake Simms 4.00 0.90%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Dan Connors 3.50 3.15%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Gianni Coviello 3.50 0.45%
Lime Bandits Luke Parkinson 3.00 1.85%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Lee Shergold 3.00 1.08%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert 3.00 0.79%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Barry Davis 3.00 0.64%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Jonathan Green 3.00 0.10%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Michael Davies 2.50 2.42%
Lime Bandits Gary Keane 2.50 2.25%
Lime Bandits Jonathan Myles 2.50 2.17%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Neil Morrow 2.50 2.14%
Pork Vale (White) Rob Perrett 2.50 1.88%
Pork Vale (White) aaron turner 2.50 1.11%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Luke Watts 2.00 -0.10%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Andreas Constantinides 1.50 2.62%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Rob Parker 1.50 1.27%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Jamie Hepden-Barker 1.50 0.00%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Lewis Pickett 1.00 2.51%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Alex Anderton 1.00 1.37%
Pork Vale (White) Lee Hatton 1.00 0.27%
Pork Vale (White) PETER VINCENT 1.00 0.00%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Darren Verschuren 0.50 2.08%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Wayne Godfree 0.50 1.46%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Craig Saban Smith 0.50 0.09%
Lime Bandits Edward Fitzsimons 0.50 -0.12%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jamie Coales 0.50 -6.75%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Lean Machine (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Eater Pieami (Pink)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Pork Vale (White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Lime Bandits

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    6 - 1
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    16 - 2
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Pork Vale (White)
    8 - 4
    Lime Bandits
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    9 - 4
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    8 - 6
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    17 - 4
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    12 - 7
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    10 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    11 - 5
    Pork Vale (White)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    5 - 8
    Lime Bandits
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    15 - 10
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 8
    Lean Machine (Black)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 17
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    5 - 14
    Pork Vale (White)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    8 - 7
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    8 - 20
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Lime Bandits
    1 - 9
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    5 - 14
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Lime Bandits
    Lean Machine (Black)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    15 - 9
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    17 - 16
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    7 - 12
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Pork Vale (White)
    12 - 6
    Bayern Bru (Orange)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    5 - 14
    Pork Vale (White)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    8 - 9
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Lime Bandits
    4 - 14
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    7 - 11
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    13 - 13
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    9 - 9
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    32 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    10 - 24
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Pork Vale (White)
    15 - 13
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    8 - 10
    Lime Bandits
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    17 - 4
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    7 - 12
    Eater Pieami (Pink)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    6 - 1
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    10 - -4
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    7 - 12
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Lime Bandits
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (White)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    11 - 35
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    2 - 8
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    7 - 12
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 4
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    3 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Pork Vale (White)
    14 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    8 - 9
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    10 - 13
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Lime Bandits
    5 - -3
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    4 - 8
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    5 - 4
    Pork Vale (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    9 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    7 - 4
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 9
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Pork Vale (White)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    9 - 24
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    15 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    7 - 11
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    18 - 9
    Lime Bandits

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    8 - 28
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lime Bandits
    5 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    24 - 16
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    8 - 16
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 18
    Pork Vale (White)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    15 - 18
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    5 - 11
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Pork Vale (White)
    9 - 15
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    4 - 7
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    19 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    6 - 6
    Lime Bandits
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    12 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Lean Machine (Black)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    6 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 13
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    10 - 17
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    18 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Pork Vale (White)
    13 - 19
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Lean Machine (Black)
    0 - 0
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Pork Vale (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Lime Bandits
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)