Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
5
5
10
2
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
5
4
8
3
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
5
2
6
4
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
5
3
6
5
Purple Team: Farcelona
5
3
6
6
Yellow Team: Grillareal
5
2
5
7
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
5
2
4
8
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
5
1
3
9
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
5
1
2
10
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
5
0
0
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 24 | 24 | 10 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 51 | 33 | 18 | 8 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 46 | 34 | 12 | 6 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 6 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 6 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 5 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 36 | -14 | 4 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 37 | 45 | -8 | 3 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 2 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 21 | 55 | -34 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 10 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 8 | 13 | 6 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 6 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 6 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 6 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 6 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 5 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 3 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 26 | -21 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 8 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 8 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 7 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 7 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 6 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | -2 | 2 | 6 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 5 | 1 | 3 | 2 | -1 | 2 | -3 | 5 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 4 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 5 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 7 | -7 | 3 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -4 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Thomas May | 8.00 | 3.30% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Gareth Roberts | 6.00 | 3.59% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 6.00 | 0.00% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | George Taylor | 6.00 | -1.15% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Connor Solley-Andrews | 5.50 | 1.89% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Balazs Csibi | 5.50 | 1.82% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 5.50 | 0.76% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 5.00 | 0.97% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 5.00 | -0.38% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Webb | 3.50 | 3.39% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 3.00 | 4.63% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Chukwuka Chukwudi | 3.00 | 2.08% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Luke Parkinson | 2.50 | 3.93% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lewin Perrett | 2.50 | 3.73% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Jp Montgomery | 2.50 | 3.25% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 2.50 | 3.15% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | JOSHUA WELLHAM | 2.50 | 3.07% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Paul Elliott | 2.50 | 3.03% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Simms | 2.50 | 2.55% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Martin King | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Jayson Bartrop | 2.50 | 1.85% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 2.50 | 1.71% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 2.50 | 1.46% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Richard Tolson | 2.50 | 1.08% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Adam Green | 2.50 | 1.03% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Richard Dingsdale | 2.00 | 6.06% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | James Loureiro | 2.00 | 0.40% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Paul Kitchen | 1.50 | 2.82% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Neil Marshall | 1.50 | 0.83% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Steve Beaumont | 1.50 | 0.71% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | James Fenton | 1.50 | 0.69% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Jason Seymour | 1.50 | 0.54% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Michael Picking | 1.00 | 4.61% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Miko Chieppa | 1.00 | 2.69% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lee Hatton | 1.00 | 2.00% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Nathan Armstrong | 1.00 | 1.90% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Gary Allaway | 1.00 | 1.78% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jamie Hepden-Barker | 1.00 | 0.91% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Christopher Nasse | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Steven Oliver | 1.00 | 0.09% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Jason Fakes | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Michael Davies | 0.50 | 1.21% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Geoff Barlow | 0.50 | 1.18% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Russell Mack | 0.50 | 0.81% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Matt Brook | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Cullen | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 31 March
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:30White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 31 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 31 March
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 31 March
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 21:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 24 March
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks6 - 12Green Team: Biggun AthleticWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace8 - 8Reds Team: Benfeasta FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious8 - 3Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 6Purple Team: FarcelonaBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 10Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 17 March
Yellow Team: Grillareal6 - 6White Team: Cholesterol PalaceReds Team: Benfeasta FC8 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads1 - 11Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona11 - 7Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPink Team: Glazed Ham United9 - 6Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 10 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads7 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 9Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks4 - 15White Team: Cholesterol PalacePurple Team: Farcelona10 - 6Reds Team: Benfeasta FCPink Team: Glazed Ham United6 - 4Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 03 March
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC6 - 9Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 1Yellow Team: GrillarealGreen Team: Biggun Athletic9 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace8 - 6Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 24 February
Purple Team: Farcelona8 - 7Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious4 - 6Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal7 - 9Reds Team: Benfeasta FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - 10Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads8 - 5Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 31 March
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalaceReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC