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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
10
10
20
2
Lean Machine (Black)
10
7
15
3
Eater Pieami (Pink)
10
7
14
4
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
10
5
12
5
Pork Vale (White)
10
5
10
6
Fat ToLose (Purple)
10
5
10
7
Lime Bandits
10
4
9
8
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
10
4
9
9
Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
10
4
8
10
Bayern Bru (Orange)
10
3
6
11
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
10
3
6
12
Kebaberdeen (Red.)
10
0
1

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 10 10 0 0 201 101 100 20
Lean Machine (Black) 10 7 1 2 114 109 5 15
Eater Pieami (Pink) 10 7 0 3 120 78 42 14
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 10 5 2 3 119 95 24 12
Pork Vale (White) 10 5 0 5 113 105 8 10
Fat ToLose (Purple) 10 5 0 5 114 114 0 10
Lime Bandits 10 4 1 5 73 76 -3 9
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 10 4 1 5 91 126 -35 9
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 10 4 0 6 104 109 -5 8
Bayern Bru (Orange) 10 3 0 7 84 110 -26 6
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 10 3 0 7 82 118 -36 6
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 10 0 1 9 84 158 -74 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lime Bandits 10 8 1 1 48 17 31 17
Fat ToLose (Purple) 10 7 1 2 46 19 27 15
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 10 6 2 2 27 21 6 14
Eater Pieami (Pink) 10 6 0 4 38 28 10 12
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 10 5 2 3 26 25 1 12
Pork Vale (White) 10 4 3 3 25 20 5 11
Bayern Bru (Orange) 10 4 2 4 29 24 5 10
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 10 4 1 5 20 21 -1 9
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 10 3 2 5 32 39 -7 8
Lean Machine (Black) 10 3 0 7 24 29 -5 6
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 10 2 2 6 22 38 -16 6
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 10 0 0 10 8 64 -56 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 10 8 0 2 45 18 27 16
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 10 8 0 2 36 14 22 16
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 10 5 4 1 28 21 7 14
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 10 6 2 2 35 31 4 14
Lean Machine (Black) 10 6 0 4 32 20 12 12
Eater Pieami (Pink) 10 5 1 4 12 8 4 11
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 10 5 0 5 38 34 4 10
Lime Bandits 10 3 1 6 1 12 -11 7
Pork Vale (White) 10 3 1 6 15 27 -12 7
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 10 3 0 7 18 28 -10 6
Fat ToLose (Purple) 10 2 1 7 17 32 -15 5
Bayern Bru (Orange) 10 1 0 9 4 36 -32 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Hameed Jehanfo 16.00 4.35%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Bradley Sargent 12.00 10.49%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) James Loureiro 12.00 7.80%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Marc Adams 11.00 7.38%
Pork Vale (White) Simon Athawes 11.00 4.88%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Coinneach Hurford 10.50 10.96%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Daniel Bell 10.50 8.52%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Ryan Minns 9.00 6.68%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Craig Stevenson 9.00 4.00%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Chris Roe 9.00 0.13%
Lean Machine (Black) Steven Oliver 8.50 7.01%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) giuseppe bergamasco 8.50 5.18%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Stephen Carr 8.00 5.65%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Christopher Hambling 8.00 5.48%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Glyn Gregory 8.00 3.91%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Liam Spokes 8.00 3.63%
Lean Machine (Black) David Porter 7.50 3.60%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Gareth Hall 7.00 5.48%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Josh Drew 6.50 5.98%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) George Gregory 6.50 1.66%
Lean Machine (Black) Luke Lambden 6.00 2.90%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Reko Smith 6.00 -0.63%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Louis Dispinseri 5.50 4.70%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Lee Pritchard 5.50 3.49%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Nathan Hall 5.00 2.78%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Matthew Wilson 5.00 1.67%
Pork Vale (White) Michael Blackman 4.00 3.61%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Barrie Silk 4.00 2.25%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) David Cullen 3.50 5.52%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Sam Morrow 3.50 3.91%
Lean Machine (Black) Ian Hick 3.50 3.39%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Sam Davis 3.50 1.04%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert Jnr 3.50 0.62%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Richard Dingsdale 3.00 19.29%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Glenn Holden 3.00 3.61%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Luke Watts 3.00 1.98%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Barry Davis 3.00 1.28%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Rhys Valdar 3.00 1.22%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Jonathan Green 3.00 1.15%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Joseph Duncan 3.00 0.83%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jake Simms 3.00 0.68%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Jp Montgomery 3.00 0.00%
Lime Bandits Gary Keane 2.50 3.69%
Bayern Bru (Orange) George Taylor 2.50 2.95%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Neil Morrow 2.50 2.24%
Lime Bandits Luke Parkinson 2.50 2.09%
Pork Vale (White) Rob Perrett 2.50 1.88%
Lean Machine (Black) Robert Chandler 2.50 1.20%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Dan Connors 2.50 0.99%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Jamie Hepden-Barker 2.50 0.92%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Lee Shergold 2.50 0.81%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert 2.50 0.79%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Mark Hood 2.50 -0.07%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jamie Coales 2.50 -5.80%
Lean Machine (Black) Adam Green 2.00 3.51%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Rob Parker 1.50 1.37%
Lime Bandits Matthew Gethings 1.50 0.84%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Gary Allaway 1.50 0.65%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Matt Wells 1.50 -0.11%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Gianni Coviello 1.50 -0.60%
Lime Bandits Joseph Clarke 1.00 3.46%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Harry Beagley 1.00 2.58%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Andreas Constantinides 1.00 2.28%
Lime Bandits Jonathan Myles 1.00 2.09%
Pork Vale (White) Lee Hatton 1.00 1.82%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Michael Davies 1.00 1.26%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Christopher Rowe 1.00 0.32%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Ryan Holden 1.00 0.23%
Lean Machine (Black) Arran Landregan 1.00 0.10%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Steve Beaumont 1.00 -3.17%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Alex Anderton 0.50 2.42%
Pork Vale (White) aaron turner 0.50 0.49%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Craig Saban Smith 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    VS 20:00
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Lime Bandits
    VS 20:30
    Lean Machine (Black)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fat ToLose (Purple)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    VS 21:30
    Pork Vale (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Lime Bandits
    Lean Machine (Black)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    15 - 9
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    17 - 16
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    7 - 12
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Pork Vale (White)
    12 - 6
    Bayern Bru (Orange)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    5 - 14
    Pork Vale (White)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    8 - 9
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Lime Bandits
    4 - 14
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    7 - 11
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    13 - 13
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    9 - 9
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    32 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    10 - 24
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Pork Vale (White)
    15 - 13
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    8 - 10
    Lime Bandits
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    17 - 4
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    7 - 12
    Eater Pieami (Pink)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    6 - 1
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    10 - -4
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    7 - 12
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Lime Bandits
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (White)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    11 - 35
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    2 - 8
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    7 - 12
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 4
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    3 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Pork Vale (White)
    14 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    8 - 9
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    10 - 13
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Lime Bandits
    5 - -3
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    4 - 8
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    5 - 4
    Pork Vale (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    9 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    7 - 4
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 9
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Pork Vale (White)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    9 - 24
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    15 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    7 - 11
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    18 - 9
    Lime Bandits

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    8 - 28
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lime Bandits
    5 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    24 - 16
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    8 - 16
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 18
    Pork Vale (White)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    15 - 18
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    5 - 11
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Pork Vale (White)
    9 - 15
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    4 - 7
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    19 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    6 - 6
    Lime Bandits
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    12 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Lean Machine (Black)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    6 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 13
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    10 - 17
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    18 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Pork Vale (White)
    13 - 19
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Lime Bandits
    0 - 0
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (White)