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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Basingstoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register..
‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
4
4
8
2
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
4
4
8
3
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
4
3
6
4
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
4
3
6
5
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
4
2
5
6
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
4
2
4
7
Purple Team: Farcelona
4
2
4
8
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
4
1
3
9
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
4
1
2
10
Yellow Team: Grillareal
4
0
1
11
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
4
0
1
12
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
4
0
0
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 69 | 20 | 49 | 8 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 54 | 24 | 30 | 8 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 25 | 9 | 6 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 48 | 40 | 8 | 6 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 28 | -1 | 5 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 37 | 33 | 4 | 4 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 37 | -3 | 4 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 28 | 31 | -3 | 3 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 40 | -14 | 2 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 33 | 54 | -21 | 1 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 58 | -33 | 1 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 44 | -25 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 8 | 11 | 7 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 7 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 4 | 10 | 6 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 6 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 4 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 4 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 16 | -7 | 4 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 3 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 3 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 15 | -5 | 2 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 2 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 20 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 24 | 3 | 21 | 10 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 9 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 8 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 7 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 6 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 6 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 10 | 16 | -6 | 6 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 8 | 14 | -6 | 5 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 4 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 4 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 17 | -11 | 3 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 4 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 13 | -12 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Richard Dingsdale | 10.00 | 4.10% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | giuseppe bergamasco | 5.50 | 5.63% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Louis Dispinseri | 5.50 | 5.61% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | George Taylor | 5.50 | 4.87% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Cullen | 5.50 | 1.74% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 5.00 | -0.50% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Bradley Blyth | 4.00 | 5.69% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Darren Verschuren | 4.00 | 5.14% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Luke Parkinson | 4.00 | 4.18% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 4.00 | 1.61% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Steven Oliver | 4.00 | 1.09% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | James Loureiro | 4.00 | 0.89% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Dom Gook | 4.00 | 0.76% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Ashley Howlett | 3.00 | 7.23% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ryan Coster | 3.00 | 5.76% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Gianni Coviello | 3.00 | 4.80% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Simms | 3.00 | 4.11% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Roy Cuthbert Jnr | 3.00 | 1.72% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Matthew Gethings | 3.00 | 1.70% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Barrie Silk | 3.00 | 1.63% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Hameed Jehanfo | 3.00 | -2.75% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | JOSHUA WELLHAM | 2.50 | 4.73% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Matthew Foster | 2.50 | 3.63% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Peter Vickers | 2.50 | 3.11% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Harry Beagley | 2.50 | 2.98% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Glenn Holden | 2.50 | 2.83% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 2.50 | 2.00% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jamie Hepden-Barker | 2.50 | 1.74% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Stuart Peake | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Lee Hatton | 2.50 | 1.10% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Robert Chandler | 2.50 | 0.24% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Rhys Valdar | 2.00 | 1.64% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Ryan Minns | 2.00 | 1.25% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 2.00 | 1.03% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Craig Butt | 2.00 | 0.78% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Luke Watts | 1.00 | 2.87% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Stephen Carr | 1.00 | 2.17% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Marc Adams | 1.00 | 2.11% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Reko Smith | 1.00 | 2.10% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Gareth Hall | 1.00 | 1.89% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Neil Marshall | 1.00 | 1.77% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Rocco Coviello | 1.00 | 1.67% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Nathan Hall | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | David Holloway | 1.00 | 1.47% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Liam Spokes | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Daniel Bell | 1.00 | 1.28% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | BEN HOLLOWAY | 1.00 | 1.22% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Soton | 1.00 | 1.09% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | George Gregory | 1.00 | 1.08% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Joseph Duncan | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Christian Walker | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Mark Illingworth | 1.00 | 0.59% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Ben Cross | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ian Hick | 1.00 | 0.49% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Glyn Gregory | 1.00 | 0.12% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Richard Curtis | 1.00 | -1.77% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Rob Perrett | 0.50 | 3.40% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Matt Wells | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Richard Tolson | 0.50 | 0.64% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Craig Saban Smith | 0.50 | 0.52% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | James Webb | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Samie Aldoori | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Barry Davis | 0.50 | 0.32% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Jonathan Myles | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Adam Green | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Thomas May | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 05 August
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 05 August
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 20:30Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 05 August
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 05 August
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 05 August
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 05 August
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:30Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 12 August
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 12 August
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 20:30Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 12 August
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 21:00Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 12 August
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 12 August
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:30Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 12 August
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:30Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 19 August
Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousVS 20:00White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 19 August
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:30Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 19 August
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 19 August
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:00Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 19 August
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 21:30Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 19 August
Orange team: Snacktar DonutskVS 21:30Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 26 August
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 20:00Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 26 August
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 20:30Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 26 August
Reds Team: Benfeasta FCVS 21:00Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 26 August
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:00Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 26 August
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:30Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 26 August
Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 02 September
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 20:00Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 02 September
Yellow Team: GrillarealVS 20:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 02 September
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 21:00Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 02 September
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 02 September
Orange team: Snacktar DonutskVS 21:30Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 02 September
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:30Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 09 September
Purple Team: FarcelonaVS 20:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 09 September
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 20:30Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 09 September
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:00Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 09 September
Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedVS 21:00Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 09 September
Orange team: Snacktar DonutskVS 21:30Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 09 September
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 21:30Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 16 September
Black Team: Al-FattyladsVS 20:00Purple Team: Farcelona -
Tuesday 16 September
Lime Team: The Incredible BulksVS 20:30Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 16 September
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCVS 21:00Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 16 September
Green Team: Biggun AthleticVS 21:00Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 16 September
White Team: Cholesterol PalaceVS 21:30Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 16 September
Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimVS 21:30Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 29 July
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United8 - 7Lime Team: The Incredible BulksGrey Team: Thick & Greycious9 - 4Green Team: Biggun AthleticWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace11 - 6Purple Team: FarcelonaBlack Team: Al-Fattylads21 - 10Yellow Team: GrillarealTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC25 - 3Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk7 - 15Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 22 July
White Team: Cholesterol Palace7 - 14Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCPurple Team: Farcelona14 - 8Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads16 - 4Green Team: Biggun AthleticReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 7Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimGrey Team: Thick & Greycious13 - 7Yellow Team: GrillarealOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 4Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 15 July
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious8 - 4Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace6 - 7Black Team: Al-FattyladsTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC21 - 6Reds Team: Benfeasta FCPink Team: Glazed Ham United9 - 10Purple Team: FarcelonaGreen Team: Biggun Athletic5 - 6Orange team: Snacktar DonutskLime Team: The Incredible Bulks9 - 5Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 08 July
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks4 - 4Orange team: Snacktar DonutskTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC9 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaYellow Team: Grillareal11 - 11Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimBlack Team: Al-Fattylads10 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPink Team: Glazed Ham United5 - 13Reds Team: Benfeasta FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 6Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 05 August
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar DonutskPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 12 August
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar DonutskGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 19 August
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious0 - 0White Team: Cholesterol PalacePurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk0 - 0Yellow Team: Grillareal -
Tuesday 26 August
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Black Team: Al-FattyladsWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible BulksReds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar DonutskPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 02 September
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Black Team: Al-FattyladsYellow Team: Grillareal0 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk0 - 0Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 09 September
Purple Team: Farcelona0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk0 - 0Black Team: Al-FattyladsLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 16 September
Black Team: Al-Fattylads0 - 0Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks0 - 0Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC0 - 0Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGreen Team: Biggun Athletic0 - 0Reds Team: Benfeasta FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace0 - 0Yellow Team: GrillarealBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim0 - 0Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk