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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
12
11
22
2
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
12
8
17
3
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
12
8
16
4
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
12
8
16
5
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
12
7
14
6
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
12
5
10
7
Purple Team: Farcelona
12
5
10
8
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
12
4
10
9
Yellow Team: Grillareal
12
5
10
10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
12
4
8
11
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
12
3
6
12
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
12
2
5

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 12 11 0 1 115 73 42 22
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 12 8 1 3 157 86 71 17
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 12 8 0 4 112 67 45 16
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 12 8 0 4 111 93 18 16
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 12 7 0 5 107 80 27 14
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 12 5 0 7 101 97 4 10
Purple Team: Farcelona 12 5 0 7 63 62 1 10
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 12 4 2 6 66 89 -23 10
Yellow Team: Grillareal 12 5 0 7 73 111 -38 10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 12 4 0 8 45 83 -38 8
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 12 3 0 9 57 115 -58 6
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 12 2 1 9 69 120 -51 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 12 12 0 0 68 15 53 24
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 12 11 0 1 68 28 40 22
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 12 8 1 3 45 21 24 17
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 12 5 2 5 45 33 12 12
Purple Team: Farcelona 12 5 2 5 28 24 4 12
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 12 5 0 7 41 47 -6 10
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 12 4 2 6 33 47 -14 10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 12 4 1 7 29 39 -10 9
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 12 3 2 7 23 38 -15 8
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 12 3 2 7 36 63 -27 8
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 12 2 3 7 40 59 -19 7
Yellow Team: Grillareal 12 2 1 9 16 58 -42 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 12 9 2 1 46 10 36 20
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 12 8 3 1 49 15 34 19
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 12 8 1 3 27 11 16 17
Yellow Team: Grillareal 12 8 1 3 26 19 7 17
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 12 5 2 5 11 15 -4 12
Purple Team: Farcelona 12 4 3 5 8 15 -7 11
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 12 4 2 6 13 19 -6 10
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 12 3 4 5 17 31 -14 10
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 12 4 1 7 16 23 -7 9
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 12 3 2 7 15 34 -19 8
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 12 3 1 8 20 28 -8 7
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 12 1 2 9 -5 23 -28 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Chris Roe 16.00 -0.38%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Corrie Barnard 14.00 9.44%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Simon Athawes 13.00 -2.28%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Louis Dispinseri 11.50 8.90%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Rob Perrett 10.50 4.50%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Jason Clerkin 9.50 3.84%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Matt Barclay Clark 9.00 11.46%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Balazs Csibi 9.00 6.55%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Matthew Wilson 9.00 3.74%
Purple Team: Farcelona Daniel Bell 8.50 2.51%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Dan Connors 8.50 1.47%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk George Taylor 7.00 4.93%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Thomas May 6.50 14.10%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Luke Parkinson 6.50 10.78%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Craig Stevenson 6.50 0.21%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim James Loureiro 6.00 2.72%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Roy Cuthbert Jnr 6.00 2.55%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Joseph Duncan 6.00 1.08%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Mark Whatton 6.00 0.42%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Adrian Gentry 5.50 3.63%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads David Porter 5.50 3.59%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Ryan Hazelwood 5.50 3.46%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Shane Livingstone 5.50 2.96%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Daniel Ashby 5.00 2.48%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Johnson Bolaji 4.00 1.72%
Purple Team: Farcelona Ryan Minns 4.00 -2.09%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Lewis Pickett 3.50 2.25%
Yellow Team: Grillareal giuseppe bergamasco 3.50 1.45%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Stuart Peake 3.50 1.24%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ian Hick 3.50 0.72%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Jake Hardy 3.50 -1.08%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Matt Coster 3.00 8.58%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Connor Solley-Andrews 3.00 2.67%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk aaron turner 3.00 2.29%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Mark Hood 3.00 1.68%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Matthew Gethings 3.00 0.12%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Darren Verschuren 3.00 -0.67%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Nathan Armstrong 2.50 2.19%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Glenn Holden 2.50 1.09%
Purple Team: Farcelona Harry Beagley 2.50 0.89%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ryan Coster 2.50 -0.42%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Matt Wells 2.00 1.67%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Adam Huxley 2.00 0.42%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace John Medcraft 2.00 -0.46%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Steve Beaumont 2.00 -1.44%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Richard Dingsdale 2.00 -5.80%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Arran Landregan 1.50 -0.62%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Bradley Blyth 1.50 -0.96%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Chris Webb 1.00 3.12%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Naz al-Ani 1.00 0.32%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious David Holloway 1.00 -1.18%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Liam Spokes 1.00 -3.34%
Yellow Team: Grillareal David Loynes 0.50 1.81%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Samie Aldoori 0.50 1.45%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Tim Cuthbert 0.50 -0.36%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Dom Gook 0.50 -0.98%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 03 February

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 20:00
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    VS 20:30
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 21:00
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    VS 21:00
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    VS 21:30
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 21:30
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 20:00
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    VS 20:30
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    VS 21:00
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 21:00
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 10 February

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:30
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    VS 21:30
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 27 January

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 5
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    2 - 5
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    13 - 2
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    6 - 11
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    -1 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    16 - 4
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    8 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    10 - 5
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    9 - -2
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    9 - 11
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 4
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    1 - 11
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    2 - 3
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 8
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 5
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    3 - 12
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    14 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    6 - 5
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 7
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    10 - 8
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    14 - 1
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    -1 - 23
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    12 - 8
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    0 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    10 - 10
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    6 - 14
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    7 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    14 - 9
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    9 - 3
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    2 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    2 - 6
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 9
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    2 - 18
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    8 - 1
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    16 - 9
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    5 - 3
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    6 - 0
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 7
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    17 - 7
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    17 - 14
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 10
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    10 - 24
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 11
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    15 - 1
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    10 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 5
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    19 - 10
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    5 - 13
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    2 - 11
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    11 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    15 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    6 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    12 - 4
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    13 - 8
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    9 - 18
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    -2 - 9
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    11 - 5
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    7 - 5
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    9 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    11 - 1
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    1 - 5
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    7 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 3
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 16
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 3
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 9
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    7 - 17
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

  • Tuesday 03 February

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    0 - 0
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    0 - 0
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    0 - 0
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks