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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
13
12
24
2
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
13
9
18
3
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
13
8
17
4
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
13
8
16
5
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
13
7
14
6
Purple Team: Farcelona
13
6
12
7
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
13
5
12
8
Yellow Team: Grillareal
13
6
12
9
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
13
5
10
10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
13
5
10
11
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
13
3
6
12
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
13
2
5

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 12 0 1 119 75 44 24
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 9 0 4 119 67 52 18
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 8 1 4 157 93 64 17
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 8 0 5 113 97 16 16
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 7 0 6 115 89 26 14
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 6 0 7 74 65 9 12
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 5 2 6 76 95 -19 12
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 6 0 7 82 119 -37 12
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 5 0 8 104 108 -4 10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 5 0 8 50 85 -35 10
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 3 0 10 59 120 -61 6
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 2 1 10 75 130 -55 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 13 0 0 71 15 56 26
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 12 0 1 73 28 45 24
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 8 1 4 45 24 21 17
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 6 2 5 33 25 8 14
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 5 2 6 46 38 8 12
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 5 2 6 37 50 -13 12
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 5 1 7 34 40 -6 11
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 5 0 8 41 52 -11 10
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 3 2 8 25 43 -18 8
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 3 2 8 37 68 -31 8
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 2 3 8 43 63 -20 7
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 3 1 9 21 60 -39 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 10 2 1 50 12 38 22
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 8 3 2 47 15 32 19
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 9 1 3 27 9 18 19
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 8 1 4 28 23 5 17
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 5 3 5 14 18 -4 13
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 5 3 5 9 15 -6 13
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 5 2 6 14 17 -3 12
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 3 4 6 16 31 -15 10
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 4 2 7 15 33 -18 10
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 4 1 8 16 24 -8 9
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 3 2 8 23 31 -8 8
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 1 2 10 -7 24 -31 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Chris Roe 17.00 0.00%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Corrie Barnard 14.00 9.44%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Simon Athawes 14.00 -0.76%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Louis Dispinseri 11.50 8.90%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Matt Barclay Clark 11.00 11.46%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Rob Perrett 10.50 4.50%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Balazs Csibi 9.00 6.55%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk George Taylor 9.00 5.78%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Matthew Wilson 9.00 3.74%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Dan Connors 9.00 1.93%
Purple Team: Farcelona Daniel Bell 8.50 1.67%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Jason Clerkin 8.50 -2.51%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Mark Whatton 7.50 1.15%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Thomas May 7.00 15.92%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Craig Stevenson 7.00 0.52%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Luke Parkinson 6.50 10.78%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim James Loureiro 6.00 2.72%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Roy Cuthbert Jnr 6.00 2.18%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Adrian Gentry 5.50 3.63%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads David Porter 5.50 3.59%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Shane Livingstone 5.50 2.96%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Daniel Ashby 5.00 2.48%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ian Hick 5.00 1.57%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Joseph Duncan 5.00 -2.54%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Johnson Bolaji 4.50 1.83%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Nathan Armstrong 4.00 2.30%
Purple Team: Farcelona Ryan Minns 4.00 -2.09%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Connor Solley-Andrews 3.50 3.63%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk aaron turner 3.50 2.56%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Lewis Pickett 3.50 2.25%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Mark Hood 3.50 1.97%
Yellow Team: Grillareal giuseppe bergamasco 3.50 1.45%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Matthew Gethings 3.50 1.36%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Matt Coster 3.00 8.58%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Chris Webb 2.50 3.80%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Glenn Holden 2.50 1.09%
Purple Team: Farcelona Harry Beagley 2.50 0.89%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Jake Hardy 2.50 -2.25%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Matt Wells 2.00 1.67%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Adam Huxley 2.00 0.31%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious David Holloway 2.00 -1.01%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Steve Beaumont 2.00 -1.44%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Arran Landregan 1.50 -0.62%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Bradley Blyth 1.50 -0.96%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ryan Coster 1.50 -0.97%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Samie Aldoori 1.00 2.34%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Naz al-Ani 1.00 0.32%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace John Medcraft 1.00 -1.10%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Richard Dingsdale 1.00 -6.31%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Jason Seymour 0.50 2.01%
Yellow Team: Grillareal David Loynes 0.50 1.81%
Yellow Team: Grillareal James Storey 0.50 1.33%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Gareth Roberts 0.50 0.74%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Tim Cuthbert 0.50 -0.36%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Dom Gook 0.50 -0.98%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 20:00
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    VS 20:30
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    VS 21:00
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 21:00
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 10 February

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    VS 21:30
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    VS 21:30
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    2 - 5
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    6 - 10
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    11 - 3
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    9 - 8
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    2 - 4
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 0
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

  • Tuesday 27 January

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 5
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    2 - 5
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    13 - 2
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    6 - 11
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    -1 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    16 - 4
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    8 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    10 - 5
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    9 - -2
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    9 - 11
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 4
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    1 - 11
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    2 - 3
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 8
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 5
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    3 - 12
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    14 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    6 - 5
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 7
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    10 - 8
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    14 - 1
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    -1 - 23
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    12 - 8
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    0 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    10 - 10
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    6 - 14
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    7 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    14 - 9
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    9 - 3
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    2 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    2 - 6
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 9
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    2 - 18
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    8 - 1
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    16 - 9
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    5 - 3
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    6 - 0
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 7
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    17 - 7
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    17 - 14
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 10
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    10 - 24
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 11
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    15 - 1
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    10 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 5
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace

  • Tuesday 11 November

    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    19 - 10
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    5 - 13
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    2 - 11
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    11 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    15 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    6 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    12 - 4
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    13 - 8
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    9 - 18
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    -2 - 9
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    11 - 5
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    7 - 5
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    9 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    11 - 1
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    1 - 5
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    7 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 2
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 3
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 16
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 3
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 9
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    7 - 17
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    0 - 0
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    0 - 0
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks