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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
6
6
12
2
Eater Pieami (Pink)
6
5
10
3
Lean Machine (Black)
6
5
10
4
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
6
3
7
5
Lime Bandits
6
3
7
6
Bayern Bru (Orange)
6
3
6
7
Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
6
3
6
8
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
6
3
6
9
Fat ToLose (Purple)
6
2
4
10
Pork Vale (White)
6
1
2
11
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
6
1
2
12
Kebaberdeen (Red.)
6
0
0

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 6 6 0 0 103 58 45 12
Eater Pieami (Pink) 6 5 0 1 84 46 38 10
Lean Machine (Black) 6 5 0 1 61 49 12 10
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 6 3 1 2 78 68 10 7
Lime Bandits 6 3 1 2 49 41 8 7
Bayern Bru (Orange) 6 3 0 3 70 62 8 6
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 6 3 0 3 62 65 -3 6
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 6 3 0 3 60 77 -17 6
Fat ToLose (Purple) 6 2 0 4 68 81 -13 4
Pork Vale (White) 6 1 0 5 65 75 -10 2
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 6 1 0 5 53 85 -32 2
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 6 0 0 6 46 92 -46 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lime Bandits 6 6 0 0 32 6 26 12
Fat ToLose (Purple) 6 4 1 1 23 8 15 9
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 6 4 1 1 14 12 2 9
Eater Pieami (Pink) 6 4 0 2 28 14 14 8
Pork Vale (White) 6 3 2 1 11 4 7 8
Bayern Bru (Orange) 6 3 1 2 21 14 7 7
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 6 2 2 2 12 17 -5 6
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 6 2 1 3 16 25 -9 5
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 6 1 1 4 19 27 -8 3
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 6 1 1 4 6 15 -9 3
Lean Machine (Black) 6 1 0 5 16 21 -5 2
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 6 0 0 6 6 41 -35 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) 6 5 0 1 21 4 17 10
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) 6 5 0 1 24 8 16 10
Lean Machine (Black) 6 5 0 1 16 2 14 10
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) 6 4 0 2 27 17 10 8
Kebaberdeen (Red.) 6 3 2 1 16 13 3 8
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) 6 3 2 1 14 11 3 8
Lime Bandits 6 2 1 3 4 7 -3 5
Eater Pieami (Pink) 6 2 1 3 7 10 -3 5
Bayern Bru (Orange) 6 1 0 5 9 17 -8 2
Fat ToLose (Purple) 6 1 0 5 9 24 -15 2
Pork Vale (White) 6 1 0 5 8 25 -17 2
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) 6 1 0 5 7 24 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Hameed Jehanfo 12.00 3.23%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) James Loureiro 10.00 6.54%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Bradley Sargent 9.50 7.94%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Daniel Bell 8.00 5.43%
Pork Vale (White) Simon Athawes 7.00 3.69%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Christopher Hambling 6.50 4.47%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Reko Smith 6.50 2.96%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Craig Stevenson 6.50 2.09%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Stephen Carr 6.00 5.01%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Ryan Minns 6.00 3.65%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Liam Spokes 6.00 3.13%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Coinneach Hurford 5.00 8.42%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Marc Adams 5.00 3.23%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Chris Roe 5.00 1.01%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Liam Bone 4.00 1.96%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Steve Beaumont 4.00 0.00%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Josh Drew 3.50 2.52%
Lean Machine (Black) David Porter 3.50 1.76%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jamie Coales 3.50 0.36%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Glenn Holden 3.00 4.74%
Lean Machine (Black) Steven Oliver 3.00 4.49%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) giuseppe bergamasco 3.00 4.05%
Lean Machine (Black) Ian Hick 3.00 1.29%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Joseph Duncan 3.00 1.02%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Mark Hood 3.00 0.65%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Matthew Wilson 3.00 0.26%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Jp Montgomery 3.00 -2.20%
Lean Machine (Black) Luke Lambden 2.50 4.52%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) David Cullen 2.50 4.00%
Lime Bandits Luke Parkinson 2.50 3.38%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Richard Dingsdale 2.50 2.91%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Dan Connors 2.50 2.70%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Barry Davis 2.50 2.00%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Louis Dispinseri 2.50 2.00%
Pork Vale (White) Rob Perrett 2.50 1.88%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Glyn Gregory 2.50 1.78%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Luke Watts 2.50 1.19%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Sam Davis 2.50 1.16%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Nathan Hall 2.50 0.90%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert Jnr 2.50 0.89%
Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow) Jonathan Green 2.50 0.86%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) George Gregory 2.50 0.68%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Jake Simms 2.50 0.11%
Lean Machine (Black) Robert Chandler 1.50 0.84%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Barrie Silk 1.50 0.68%
Pork Vale (White) Michael Blackman 1.50 0.58%
Lean Machine (Black) Arran Landregan 1.50 0.52%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Rocco Coviello 1.50 0.38%
Lime Bandits Edward Fitzsimons 1.50 0.12%
Lime Bandits Matthew Gethings 1.50 0.12%
Lime Bandits Joseph Clarke 1.00 3.46%
Lime Bandits Gary Keane 1.00 2.97%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Rhys Valdar 1.00 1.88%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Neil Morrow 1.00 1.85%
Kebaberdeen (Red.) Jamie Hepden-Barker 1.00 1.13%
Fat ToLose (Purple) Roy Cuthbert 1.00 1.13%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Lee Pritchard 1.00 1.06%
Pork Vale (White) aaron turner 1.00 0.91%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Lee Shergold 1.00 0.72%
Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Bristow 1.00 0.45%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Matt Wells 1.00 0.11%
50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey) Gianni Coviello 1.00 0.00%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Sam Morrow 0.50 1.21%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Andreas Constantinides 0.50 1.14%
Lean Machine (Black) Sam Calver 0.50 0.90%
Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue) Michael Davies 0.50 0.53%
Inter Pieami (Turquoise) Craig Saban Smith 0.50 0.09%
Lime Bandits Dave Purt 0.50 0.00%
Eater Pieami (Pink) Paul Buckland 0.50 0.00%
Forest Greed Rovers (Green) Ryan Holden 0.50 -0.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Lean Machine (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    VS 21:00
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Lime Bandits
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (White)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    VS 21:30
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    VS 20:00
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Pork Vale (White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Lime Bandits
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Lean Machine (Black)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Lean Machine (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Lime Bandits
    VS 21:00
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    VS 21:00
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Pork Vale (White)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Pork Vale (White)
    VS 20:00
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:30
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Lime Bandits
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Lean Machine (Black)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    VS 20:00
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Lime Bandits
    VS 20:30
    Lean Machine (Black)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    VS 21:30
    Pork Vale (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    7 - 12
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 4
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    3 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Pork Vale (White)
    14 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    8 - 9
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    10 - 13
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
  • Tuesday 22 April

    Lime Bandits
    5 - -3
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    4 - 8
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    5 - 4
    Pork Vale (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    9 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    7 - 4
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    14 - 9
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 15 April

    Pork Vale (White)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    9 - 24
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    15 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    7 - 11
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    18 - 9
    Lime Bandits
  • Tuesday 08 April

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    8 - 28
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Lime Bandits
    5 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    24 - 16
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    8 - 16
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 18
    Pork Vale (White)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    15 - 18
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 01 April

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    5 - 11
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Pork Vale (White)
    9 - 15
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    4 - 7
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    19 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    6 - 6
    Lime Bandits
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    12 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
  • Tuesday 25 March

    Lean Machine (Black)
    18 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    6 - 12
    Lime Bandits
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    20 - 13
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    10 - 17
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    18 - 11
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Pork Vale (White)
    13 - 19
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
  • Tuesday 06 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Lean Machine (Black)
    0 - 0
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Lime Bandits
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (White)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    0 - 0
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Tuesday 13 May

    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    0 - 0
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Pork Vale (White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Lime Bandits
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lean Machine (Black)
  • Tuesday 20 May

    Lean Machine (Black)
    0 - 0
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Lime Bandits
    0 - 0
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    0 - 0
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (White)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Pork Vale (White)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lime Bandits
    Lean Machine (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Kebaberdeen (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Oldham Unathletic (Dark Blue)
    Lime Bandits
    0 - 0
    Lean Machine (Black)
    Inter Pieami (Turquoise)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Yellow)
    Eater Pieami (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Forest Greed Rovers (Green)
    Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat ToLose (Purple)
    50 Shades of Greyvy (Grey)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (White)