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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU
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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’
Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
14
12
24
2
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
14
10
20
3
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
14
9
18
4
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
14
8
17
5
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
14
7
14
6
Purple Team: Farcelona
14
7
14
7
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
14
6
14
8
Yellow Team: Grillareal
14
7
14
9
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
14
5
10
10
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
14
5
10
11
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
14
3
7
12
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
14
3
6
"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"
Ryan - Basingstoke
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 14 | 12 | 0 | 2 | 122 | 85 | 37 | 24 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 14 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 129 | 70 | 59 | 20 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 122 | 105 | 17 | 18 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 165 | 102 | 63 | 17 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 119 | 98 | 21 | 14 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 83 | 69 | 14 | 14 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 99 | 99 | 0 | 14 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 91 | 125 | -34 | 14 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 110 | 117 | -7 | 10 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 56 | 93 | -37 | 10 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 83 | 136 | -53 | 7 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 63 | 143 | -80 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 80 | 28 | 52 | 26 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 14 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 71 | 22 | 49 | 26 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 51 | 29 | 22 | 19 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 40 | 26 | 14 | 16 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 48 | 50 | -2 | 14 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 49 | 42 | 7 | 12 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 45 | -6 | 12 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 46 | 58 | -12 | 10 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 25 | 63 | -38 | 9 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 14 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 48 | 68 | -20 | 8 |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 14 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 26 | 50 | -24 | 8 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 14 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 37 | 79 | -42 | 8 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 52 | 10 | 42 | 24 |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 49 | 15 | 34 | 21 |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | 14 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 29 | 11 | 18 | 20 |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 22 | 8 | 19 |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | 14 | 6 | 3 | 5 | 19 | 22 | -3 | 15 |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 13 |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | 14 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 18 | 22 | -4 | 12 |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | 14 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 18 | 33 | -15 | 11 |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 26 | 31 | -5 | 10 |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 15 | 35 | -20 | 10 |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 15 | 26 | -11 | 9 |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | 14 | 1 | 2 | 11 | -7 | 27 | -34 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Chris Roe | 18.00 | -0.25% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Corrie Barnard | 14.00 | 8.57% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Simon Athawes | 14.00 | -0.76% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Matt Barclay Clark | 12.00 | 11.95% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Louis Dispinseri | 12.00 | 9.88% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Balazs Csibi | 10.50 | 7.36% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Rob Perrett | 10.50 | 4.50% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | George Taylor | 10.00 | 6.02% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Matthew Wilson | 9.00 | 3.74% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Dan Connors | 9.00 | 1.01% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Daniel Bell | 8.50 | 1.67% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jason Clerkin | 8.50 | -2.51% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | James Loureiro | 8.00 | 2.07% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Mark Whatton | 7.50 | 0.63% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Thomas May | 7.00 | 15.92% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Luke Parkinson | 6.50 | 10.78% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Chris Webb | 6.00 | 5.17% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | David Porter | 6.00 | 3.99% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Roy Cuthbert Jnr | 6.00 | 2.09% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Craig Stevenson | 6.00 | -1.86% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Shane Livingstone | 5.50 | 2.96% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Adrian Gentry | 5.50 | 1.08% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | Connor Solley-Andrews | 5.00 | 3.92% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | aaron turner | 5.00 | 2.96% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Daniel Ashby | 5.00 | 2.48% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ian Hick | 5.00 | 1.57% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Joseph Duncan | 5.00 | -1.96% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Johnson Bolaji | 4.50 | 1.29% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Nathan Armstrong | 4.00 | 2.30% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Lewis Pickett | 3.50 | 1.95% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Mark Hood | 3.50 | 1.61% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | giuseppe bergamasco | 3.50 | 1.45% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Matthew Gethings | 3.50 | 0.87% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Matt Coster | 3.00 | 8.58% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Ryan Minns | 3.00 | -6.95% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Glenn Holden | 2.50 | 1.09% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Harry Beagley | 2.50 | 0.89% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Jake Hardy | 2.50 | -2.25% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Matt Wells | 2.00 | 1.25% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Adam Huxley | 2.00 | 0.31% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | David Holloway | 2.00 | -1.01% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Steve Beaumont | 2.00 | -1.44% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Naz al-Ani | 1.50 | 1.35% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | PETER VINCENT | 1.50 | 0.79% |
| Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim | Miko Chieppa | 1.50 | 0.50% |
| Pink Team: Glazed Ham United | Arran Landregan | 1.50 | -0.62% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Bradley Blyth | 1.50 | -0.96% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Ryan Coster | 1.50 | -0.97% |
| Green Team: Biggun Athletic | Jason Seymour | 1.00 | 2.83% |
| Reds Team: Benfeasta FC | Gareth Roberts | 1.00 | 2.40% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Samie Aldoori | 1.00 | 2.34% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | James Storey | 1.00 | 1.90% |
| White Team: Cholesterol Palace | John Medcraft | 1.00 | -1.10% |
| Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks | Jamie Hepden-Barker | 1.00 | -1.23% |
| Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC | Richard Dingsdale | 1.00 | -6.31% |
| Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk | Robert Chandler | 0.50 | 2.02% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | David Loynes | 0.50 | 1.81% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Martin King | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Purple Team: Farcelona | Jayson Bartrop | 0.50 | 0.64% |
| Black Team: Al-Fattylads | Richard Kinge | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Grey Team: Thick & Greycious | Tim Cuthbert | 0.50 | -0.36% |
| Yellow Team: Grillareal | Stephen Carr | 0.50 | -3.56% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 10 February
White Team: Cholesterol Palace10 - 3Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCBlack Team: Al-Fattylads9 - 8Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim4 - 23Green Team: Biggun AthleticOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk8 - 6Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal9 - 6Reds Team: Benfeasta FCPurple Team: Farcelona9 - 4Pink Team: Glazed Ham United -
Tuesday 03 February
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim2 - 5Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk6 - 10Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona11 - 3Reds Team: Benfeasta FCYellow Team: Grillareal9 - 8Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedBlack Team: Al-Fattylads2 - 4Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace7 - 0Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks -
Tuesday 27 January
White Team: Cholesterol Palace7 - 5Black Team: Al-FattyladsLime Team: The Incredible Bulks2 - 5Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCPurple Team: Farcelona13 - 2Yellow Team: GrillarealReds Team: Benfeasta FC6 - 11Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedGrey Team: Thick & Greycious-1 - 6Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim16 - 4Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 20 January
Black Team: Al-Fattylads8 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 5Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - -2Reds Team: Benfeasta FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks9 - 11Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 4Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk1 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC -
Tuesday 13 January
Purple Team: Farcelona2 - 3Orange team: Snacktar DonutskYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 8Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads6 - 5Green Team: Biggun AthleticReds Team: Benfeasta FC3 - 12Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace7 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC14 - 6Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 16 December
Purple Team: Farcelona6 - 5White Team: Cholesterol PalaceYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 7Green Team: Biggun AthleticTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 8Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedBlack Team: Al-Fattylads14 - 1Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimGrey Team: Thick & Greycious-1 - 23Lime Team: The Incredible BulksReds Team: Benfeasta FC12 - 8Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 09 December
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC0 - 2Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousGreen Team: Biggun Athletic10 - 10Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim6 - 14Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaBlack Team: Al-Fattylads14 - 9Yellow Team: GrillarealWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace9 - 3Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk -
Tuesday 02 December
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk2 - 7Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPurple Team: Farcelona2 - 6Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 9Lime Team: The Incredible BulksYellow Team: Grillareal2 - 18White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC8 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United16 - 9Black Team: Al-Fattylads -
Tuesday 25 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC5 - 3Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousYellow Team: Grillareal6 - 0Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 7Purple Team: FarcelonaLime Team: The Incredible Bulks17 - 7White Team: Cholesterol PalaceBlack Team: Al-Fattylads17 - 14Reds Team: Benfeasta FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 10Green Team: Biggun Athletic -
Tuesday 18 November
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC10 - 24Lime Team: The Incredible BulksOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk10 - 11Yellow Team: GrillarealReds Team: Benfeasta FC15 - 1Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads6 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaGrey Team: Thick & Greycious10 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimPink Team: Glazed Ham United4 - 5White Team: Cholesterol Palace -
Tuesday 11 November
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC19 - 10Yellow Team: GrillarealPink Team: Glazed Ham United5 - 13Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlack Team: Al-Fattylads2 - 11Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk11 - 4Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace15 - 0Green Team: Biggun AthleticPurple Team: Farcelona6 - 2Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim -
Tuesday 04 November
Black Team: Al-Fattylads12 - 4White Team: Cholesterol PalaceTurquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC13 - 8Yellow Team: GrillarealOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk9 - 18Lime Team: The Incredible BulksBlue Team: TSG Scoffenheim-2 - 9Green Team: Biggun AthleticPink Team: Glazed Ham United11 - 5Grey Team: Thick & GreyciousPurple Team: Farcelona7 - 5Reds Team: Benfeasta FC -
Tuesday 28 October
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United9 - 4Green Team: Biggun AthleticBlack Team: Al-Fattylads11 - 1Orange team: Snacktar DonutskWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 2Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimReds Team: Benfeasta FC1 - 5Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCLime Team: The Incredible Bulks7 - 4Purple Team: FarcelonaYellow Team: Grillareal5 - 2Grey Team: Thick & Greycious -
Tuesday 21 October
Yellow Team: Grillareal5 - 3Purple Team: FarcelonaWhite Team: Cholesterol Palace13 - 16Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FCGrey Team: Thick & Greycious9 - 3Green Team: Biggun AthleticOrange team: Snacktar Donutsk7 - 9Pink Team: Glazed Ham UnitedReds Team: Benfeasta FC14 - 6Blue Team: TSG ScoffenheimBlack Team: Al-Fattylads7 - 17Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks