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The Vyne School, Vyne Road Basingstoke, RG21 5NU

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‘The success of the MvF Football Basingstoke League continues to grow week by week! If you want to be part of an awesome community that provides fantastic support to help you achieve your health and fitness goals then sign up to the MvF programme today! We look forward to welcoming you to the team!’

Emma Evans, Coach, Basingstoke | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
13
12
24
2
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
13
11
22
3
Black Team: Al-Fattylads
13
8
17
4
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
13
7
15
5
Purple Team: Farcelona
13
7
14
6
White Team: Cholesterol Palace
13
6
13
7
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
13
5
12
8
Green Team: Biggun Athletic
13
5
10
9
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
13
4
9
10
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
13
3
8
11
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
13
3
6
12
Yellow Team: Grillareal
13
2
6

"After countless weigh loss attempts, MAN v FAT has given me the tools and support to really get my lifestyle under control and has helped me lose over 40kg since July 2023! The community atmosphere is incredible and I can’t thank the guys enough for the encouragement they have given me especially in those first few weeks when I could barely walk yet alone run! Would recommend anyone come down and give it a go!"

Ryan - Basingstoke

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 12 0 1 199 81 118 24
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 11 0 2 151 94 57 22
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 8 1 4 125 104 21 17
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 7 1 5 131 122 9 15
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 7 0 6 132 135 -3 14
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 6 1 6 105 84 21 13
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 5 2 6 103 116 -13 12
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 5 0 8 101 109 -8 10
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 4 1 8 98 141 -43 9
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 3 2 8 98 144 -46 8
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 3 0 10 85 126 -41 6
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 2 2 9 79 151 -72 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 10 1 2 54 29 25 21
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 9 1 3 38 20 18 19
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 9 1 3 45 29 16 19
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 8 1 4 54 21 33 17
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 8 1 4 45 27 18 17
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 5 2 6 50 42 8 12
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 5 2 6 32 38 -6 12
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 4 3 6 39 45 -6 11
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 4 1 8 42 53 -11 9
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 3 3 7 33 59 -26 9
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 3 2 8 29 51 -22 8
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 1 0 12 17 64 -47 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC 13 11 2 1 63 18 45 24
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk 13 8 1 4 32 23 9 17
Purple Team: Farcelona 13 7 1 5 53 33 20 15
Yellow Team: Grillareal 13 7 1 5 28 25 3 15
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim 13 4 5 4 32 31 1 13
Black Team: Al-Fattylads 13 5 3 5 24 27 -3 13
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks 13 6 1 6 26 33 -7 13
White Team: Cholesterol Palace 13 5 2 6 20 25 -5 12
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC 13 5 2 6 24 34 -10 12
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious 13 5 1 8 19 28 -9 11
Green Team: Biggun Athletic 13 3 1 9 16 28 -12 7
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United 13 2 2 9 9 41 -32 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Luke Parkinson 11.50 10.99%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Barrie Silk 11.00 4.90%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Darren Verschuren 8.50 7.80%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads David Cullen 8.50 3.89%
Yellow Team: Grillareal giuseppe bergamasco 8.00 8.26%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Steven Oliver 8.00 3.87%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Glenn Holden 8.00 3.66%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim James Loureiro 8.00 1.78%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Adam Green 8.00 1.64%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Lewis Pickett 6.50 2.72%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Nathan Knight 6.00 7.67%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ryan Coster 5.50 7.62%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Joseph Duncan 5.50 3.39%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Gareth Hall 5.00 2.34%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Liam Spokes 5.00 1.06%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Lee Hatton 5.00 0.92%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Stuart Peake 5.00 0.00%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Matt Barclay Clark 4.00 3.87%
Black Team: Al-Fattylads Roy Cuthbert Jnr 4.00 0.18%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Samie Aldoori 3.50 1.10%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Jamie Hepden-Barker 3.50 0.31%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Nathan Hall 3.00 0.40%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Ian Hick 3.00 0.24%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Stephen Carr 2.50 1.94%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Matt Wells 2.50 0.42%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Mark Whatton 2.50 -0.32%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Richard Dingsdale 2.00 3.60%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk George Taylor 1.50 11.97%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Andrew Lowery 1.50 4.44%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Luke Watts 1.50 3.27%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious David Holloway 1.50 3.18%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Craig Saban Smith 1.50 0.35%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Daniel Ashby 1.50 0.31%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Christian Walker 1.00 2.81%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Johnson Bolaji 1.00 2.21%
Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim Adam Child 1.00 2.13%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Simon Athawes 1.00 1.75%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace James Fenton 1.00 0.00%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Chris Roe 1.00 -0.13%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Arran Landregan 1.00 -0.31%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC George Gregory 1.00 -0.98%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Bradley Blyth 0.50 13.06%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Louis Dispinseri 0.50 12.45%
Reds Team: Benfeasta FC Ashley Howlett 0.50 12.33%
Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC Jake Simms 0.50 7.19%
Purple Team: Farcelona Harry Beagley 0.50 7.04%
Purple Team: Farcelona Neil Marshall 0.50 6.24%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks JOSHUA WELLHAM 0.50 6.00%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Leon Duly 0.50 5.56%
Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks Jason Clerkin 0.50 4.39%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Robert Chandler 0.50 2.94%
Yellow Team: Grillareal Craig Stevenson 0.50 2.72%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Balazs Csibi 0.50 2.38%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Adam Huxley 0.50 2.25%
Pink Team: Glazed Ham United Corrie Barnard 0.50 2.23%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic Chris Soton 0.50 1.98%
Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk Richard Tolson 0.50 1.72%
Green Team: Biggun Athletic James Means 0.50 1.47%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Richard Curtis 0.50 0.96%
Purple Team: Farcelona Liam Cummins 0.50 0.69%
White Team: Cholesterol Palace Sam Davis 0.50 0.47%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Glyn Gregory 0.50 0.25%
Grey Team: Thick & Greycious Mark Illingworth 0.50 0.22%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    VS 20:00
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    VS 20:30
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    VS 21:00
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    VS 21:00
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    VS 21:30
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    VS 21:30
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Sunday 23 November

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    10 - 7
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 30 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    6 - 8
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    15 - 4
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    4 - 15
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    4 - 8
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    -1 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    13 - 2
    Yellow Team: Grillareal

  • Tuesday 23 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    8 - 7
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    3 - 7
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    7 - 22
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    17 - 7
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    9 - 8
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 16 September

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    5 - 4
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    11 - 9
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    14 - 6
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    9 - 3
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    3 - 16
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    1 - 8
    Purple Team: Farcelona

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 6
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    10 - 7
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    8 - 16
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    19 - 4
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    14 - 19
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    6 - 25
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    21 - 8
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    21 - 22
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 10
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    5 - 17
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    12 - 17
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    4 - 6
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    2 - 11
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    1 - 5
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    9 - 16
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    19 - 2
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    11 - 8
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    11 - 11
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 7
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    6 - 9
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    4 - 20
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    10 - 8
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    7 - 4
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    11 - 4
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    5 - 9
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    10 - 5
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    8 - 12
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    4 - 5
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    6 - 2
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    11 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    7 - 5
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    16 - 6
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    8 - 1
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    7 - 18
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 16
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC

  • Tuesday 29 July

    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    8 - 7
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    9 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    11 - 6
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    21 - 10
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    25 - 3
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    7 - 15
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC

  • Tuesday 22 July

    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    7 - 14
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    14 - 8
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    16 - 4
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    14 - 7
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    13 - 7
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    10 - 4
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United

  • Tuesday 15 July

    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    8 - 4
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    6 - 7
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    21 - 6
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    9 - 10
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    5 - 6
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    9 - 5
    Yellow Team: Grillareal

  • Tuesday 08 July

    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    4 - 4
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    9 - 4
    Purple Team: Farcelona
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    11 - 11
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    10 - 4
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    5 - 13
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    13 - 6
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Purple Team: Farcelona
    0 - 0
    White Team: Cholesterol Palace
    Orange team: Snacktar Donutsk
    0 - 0
    Green Team: Biggun Athletic
    Lime Team: The Incredible Bulks
    0 - 0
    Pink Team: Glazed Ham United
    Turquoise Team: Smurf & Turf FC
    0 - 0
    Grey Team: Thick & Greycious
    Yellow Team: Grillareal
    0 - 0
    Blue Team: TSG Scoffenheim
    Black Team: Al-Fattylads
    0 - 0
    Reds Team: Benfeasta FC