Bournemouth

Friday | 20:30-22:30

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Purple Reina (Purple)
12
10
20
2
Kale Madrid (Greens)
12
10
20
3
Tubbies Chocolate Orange
12
8
17
4
Chipswitch Town (Blues)
12
6
14
5
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
12
5
10
6
Real Madras ( White )
12
4
10
7
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
12
1
3
8
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Reina (Purple) 12 10 0 2 180 115 65 20
Kale Madrid (Greens) 12 10 0 2 169 122 47 20
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 12 8 1 3 136 125 11 17
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 12 6 2 4 151 123 28 14
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 12 5 0 7 116 120 -4 10
Real Madras ( White ) 12 4 2 6 103 128 -25 10
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 12 1 1 10 104 138 -34 3
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 12 1 0 11 77 165 -88 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 12 10 0 2 42 15 27 20
Purple Reina (Purple) 12 8 2 2 42 17 25 18
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 12 7 2 3 33 24 9 16
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 12 5 2 5 31 22 9 12
Kale Madrid (Greens) 12 5 1 6 28 28 0 11
Real Madras ( White ) 12 4 2 6 27 29 -2 10
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 12 3 1 8 27 40 -13 7
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 12 0 2 10 17 72 -55 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kale Madrid (Greens) 12 10 0 2 90 49 41 20
Purple Reina (Purple) 12 9 0 3 85 54 31 18
Tubbies Chocolate Orange 12 8 0 4 58 58 0 16
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 12 6 0 6 63 65 -2 12
Real Madras ( White ) 12 4 1 7 40 54 -14 9
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 12 3 2 7 42 57 -15 8
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 12 3 2 7 39 55 -16 8
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 12 2 1 9 25 50 -25 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Oli Wentworth 16.00 8.60%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Rav Nath 16.00 7.92%
Kale Madrid (Greens) David Dearnley 16.00 -0.61%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Ryan Puttick 16.00 -2.08%
Purple Reina (Purple) Chris Cowen 14.50 11.28%
Purple Reina (Purple) Luke Hayter 14.50 11.09%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Tomas Marks 14.50 8.89%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Alex Jones 13.00 12.52%
Real Madras ( White ) Barnaby Riste-smith 12.00 -0.14%
Purple Reina (Purple) Tom Dowling 11.50 6.43%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Sam Denton 11.50 4.75%
Purple Reina (Purple) Jordan Hayter 11.00 9.26%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Mike Morris 11.00 5.78%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Dimi Eleftheriou 11.00 5.51%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Michael Burt 10.50 8.17%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Tim Greenwood 10.50 6.90%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Marc Simpson 10.00 5.64%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Jet Gander 10.00 2.15%
Purple Reina (Purple) Kevin Crago 9.00 7.10%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Josh Davis 8.50 7.80%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Jesus Ponce 8.50 5.61%
Real Madras ( White ) Craig Drury 8.50 5.37%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Dom Averkiou 8.50 1.79%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Samuel Troughton 8.00 6.34%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) James Scott 8.00 5.60%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Philip Haley 8.00 3.80%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Jaime Crispim 8.00 0.78%
Purple Reina (Purple) Edward Dowling 7.50 4.30%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Victor Aquino 6.00 4.50%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Ben Goodridge 6.00 3.88%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange John Costa 6.00 3.34%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Neil Puttick 6.00 2.78%
Real Madras ( White ) George Gyimah 6.00 1.66%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Liam Goodall 5.50 3.86%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Robert Bridges 5.50 2.70%
Real Madras ( White ) Jason Court 5.50 2.54%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jimi Murphy 5.50 2.21%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Matt Clist 5.00 1.46%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Connor Skerman 5.00 0.23%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Adam White 4.00 1.60%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Sean Madden 3.50 3.18%
Purple Reina (Purple) George Howe 3.50 2.65%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Chris Malone 3.50 2.28%
Real Madras ( White ) Daniel Dancer 3.50 1.02%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Paul Briggs 3.00 3.65%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Pete Courage 3.00 2.35%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Scott Hardy 3.00 2.24%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) George O'callaghan 3.00 0.51%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Ryan Broadbank 2.50 4.65%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jordan Hough 2.50 0.45%
Purple Reina (Purple) Jack Hayter 2.50 -1.22%
Real Madras ( White ) Mahmudul Hassan 2.00 0.84%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Eddie White 1.50 0.98%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Steve Norton 1.50 -0.71%
Real Madras ( White ) Sid Woolford 1.50 -0.72%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Sonny Ko 1.00 4.02%
Real Madras ( White ) Zak Court 1.00 3.57%
Tubbies Chocolate Orange Taylor Melville 1.00 1.24%
Purple Reina (Purple) Mark Oxborrow 1.00 -0.79%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Sebastian Hazeldine 0.50 4.92%
Purple Reina (Purple) Samuel Bond 0.50 2.00%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Matt Waterman 0.50 1.63%
Purple Reina (Purple) Steve Martin 0.50 1.58%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Daniel Lloyd 0.50 -0.65%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 17 May

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 17 May

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 17 May

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    VS 21:30
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 17 May

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    VS 22:00
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 24 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 24 May

    Real Madras ( White )
    VS 21:00
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 24 May

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 24 May

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    VS 22:00
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 10 May

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    11 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    12 - 17
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    16 - 8
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    6 - 6
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 03 May

    Real Madras ( White )
    6 - 4
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    6 - 10
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    3 - 13
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    11 - 10
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)

  • Friday 26 April

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    7 - 17
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    7 - 11
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    11 - 11
    Real Madras ( White )
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    9 - 12
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange

  • Friday 19 April

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    12 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Real Madras ( White )
    8 - 13
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    12 - 10
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    16 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 12 April

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    12 - 15
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    4 - 15
    Real Madras ( White )
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    6 - 9
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)

  • Friday 05 April

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    4 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    10 - 14
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    17 - 2
    Real Madras ( White )
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    21 - 8
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 22 March

    Real Madras ( White )
    9 - 19
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    17 - 19
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    9 - 10
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    18 - 5
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)

  • Friday 15 March

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    2 - 13
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    12 - 10
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    21 - 4
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Real Madras ( White )
    11 - 9
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 08 March

    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    16 - 10
    Real Madras ( White )
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    17 - 19
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    9 - 16
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    11 - 18
    Kale Madrid (Greens)

  • Friday 01 March

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    17 - 8
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    15 - 12
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Real Madras ( White )
    9 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    12 - 7
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 23 February

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    9 - 10
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    11 - 9
    Real Madras ( White )
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    6 - 7
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    4 - 15
    Purple Reina (Purple)

  • Friday 16 February

    Purple Reina (Purple)
    14 - 10
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Real Madras ( White )
    7 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    10 - 8
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    13 - 10
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

  • Friday 17 May

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras ( White )

  • Friday 24 May

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Purple Reina (Purple)
    Real Madras ( White )
    0 - 0
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Tubbies Chocolate Orange
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    0 - 0
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)