Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
10
8
16
2
Gluten Town (Oranges)
10
8
16
3
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
10
7
15
4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
10
5
10
5
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
10
4
9
6
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
10
3
7
7
Largentina (Greens)
10
3
7
8
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
10
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 140 | 80 | 60 | 16 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 128 | 96 | 32 | 16 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 106 | 85 | 21 | 15 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 78 | 93 | -15 | 10 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 102 | 98 | 4 | 9 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 86 | 109 | -23 | 7 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 69 | 101 | -32 | 7 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 59 | 106 | -47 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 38 | 14 | 24 | 15 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 13 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 29 | 28 | 1 | 11 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 22 | 26 | -4 | 10 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 26 | -9 | 10 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 8 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 24 | 22 | 2 | 7 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 29 | -19 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 54 | 30 | 24 | 17 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 22 | 28 | 15 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 54 | 27 | 27 | 15 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 27 | -11 | 10 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 34 | 40 | -6 | 9 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 25 | 42 | -17 | 6 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 11 | 37 | -26 | 6 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt Waterman | 19.00 | 3.88% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | James Hunt | 15.00 | 6.51% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Joshua Buxton | 14.00 | 11.27% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Harry Reid | 14.00 | 8.77% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Paul Harding | 11.50 | 10.32% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 10.50 | 6.73% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Ryan Broadbank | 9.50 | 6.43% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Danny Pidgley | 9.00 | 8.68% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Brian Daly | 9.00 | 6.81% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Paul Sahota | 9.00 | 5.69% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Kevin Hughes | 9.00 | 5.56% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jack Hayter | 9.00 | 3.18% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Martin Boon | 8.00 | 3.15% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Matt Clist | 7.50 | 3.13% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Paul Gibson | 7.50 | 2.54% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 7.00 | 1.98% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Michael Pearson | 6.50 | 6.05% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Lloyd Croxford | 6.50 | 5.23% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Sam Bailey | 6.00 | 7.98% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Tony Wright | 5.50 | 5.73% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | steve carlton | 5.50 | 5.38% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jason Court | 5.00 | 3.58% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Mike Morris | 5.00 | 2.70% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Daniel Lloyd | 5.00 | 1.46% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Gareth Hensby | 5.00 | -1.29% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jordan Mohomed | 4.00 | 1.30% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Paul Whittingham | 3.50 | 3.05% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Jesus Ponce | 3.50 | 2.68% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Oli Wentworth | 3.50 | 2.27% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Philip Haley | 3.50 | 1.92% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Adrian Hope | 3.50 | 1.43% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | James Scott | 3.00 | 4.17% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Oliver Shearing | 3.00 | 2.64% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Eddie White | 3.00 | 0.74% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | George Gyimah | 3.00 | -2.76% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Rav Nath | 3.00 | -9.48% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Dawid Kiszka | 2.50 | 4.13% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Robert Bridges | 2.50 | 1.16% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Connor Skerman | 2.50 | 1.13% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Ron Ingram | 2.50 | 0.48% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Tom Dowling | 2.50 | -0.64% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Dom Averkiou | 2.00 | 1.40% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Paul Briggs | 1.50 | -0.57% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Ian Downer | 1.00 | 2.22% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jon Logue | 1.00 | 1.98% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Adam White | 1.00 | -1.98% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Kevin Crago | 1.00 | -2.52% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Ben Goodridge | 1.00 | -3.07% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jordan Hough | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Daniel Keets | 0.50 | 0.24% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 21 March
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:00Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 21 March
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 21 March
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 21 March
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 28 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 28 March
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:30Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 28 March
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:00Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 28 March
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:30Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 04 April
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 20:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 04 April
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 04 April
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 21:00ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 04 April
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 11 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 11 April
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 20:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 11 April
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 21:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 11 April
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:30Largentina (Greens)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 14 March
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)17 - 2Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Largentina (Greens)6 - 24Gluten Town (Oranges)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)12 - 9Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)2 - 7ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 07 March
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)15 - 9Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)6 - 6Largentina (Greens)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)11 - 15Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Gluten Town (Oranges)9 - 16Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 28 February
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)9 - 16Gluten Town (Oranges)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)10 - 11Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Largentina (Greens)4 - 7ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)9 - 8Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 21 February
Largentina (Greens)7 - 2Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)14 - 8ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)4 - 10Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Gluten Town (Oranges)11 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 14 February
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)11 - 13Gluten Town (Oranges)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)10 - 9Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)4 - 8Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)9 - 18Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 07 February
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)18 - 10Largentina (Greens)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)7 - 8Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Gluten Town (Oranges)16 - 13ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)16 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 31 January
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)9 - 7Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)11 - 16Gluten Town (Oranges)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)10 - 9Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Largentina (Greens)6 - 2Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 24 January
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)4 - 9Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Gluten Town (Oranges)9 - 2Largentina (Greens)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)9 - 11Biltong Wanderers (Whites)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)11 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 17 January
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)8 - 8ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Largentina (Greens)9 - 11Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)6 - 4Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)11 - 5Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 10 January
Gluten Town (Oranges)9 - 7Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)12 - 18Bayer Never Losing (Blues)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)18 - 11Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)8 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 21 March
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 28 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 04 April
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 11 April
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)