Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
14
9
20
2
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
14
9
18
3
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
14
6
16
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
14
5
14
5
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
14
4
14
6
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
14
6
14
7
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
14
2
8
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
14
4
8
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 14 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 212 | 142 | 70 | 20 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 188 | 173 | 15 | 18 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 149 | 134 | 15 | 16 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 14 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 166 | 167 | -1 | 14 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 14 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 145 | 154 | -9 | 14 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 135 | 153 | -18 | 14 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 14 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 118 | 149 | -31 | 8 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 105 | 146 | -41 | 8 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 48 | 19 | 29 | 22 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 16 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 31 | 23 | 8 | 16 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 36 | 34 | 2 | 16 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 31 | 5 | 15 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 14 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 23 | 27 | -4 | 14 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 14 | 3 | 2 | 9 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 8 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 14 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 19 | 53 | -34 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 14 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 71 | 52 | 19 | 20 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 96 | 71 | 25 | 19 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 63 | 54 | 9 | 16 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 79 | 78 | 1 | 14 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 61 | 65 | -4 | 14 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 46 | 57 | -11 | 12 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 65 | 79 | -14 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 31 | 56 | -25 | 7 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 17.00 | 19.46% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Robert Hodge | 17.00 | 2.45% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 16.00 | 9.06% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 16.00 | -2.31% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jesus Ponce | 14.00 | 10.01% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Kevin Hughes | 14.00 | 7.41% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 14.00 | 5.65% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 13.50 | 6.77% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 13.00 | 11.81% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 13.00 | 7.31% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 11.50 | 10.39% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sam Denton | 11.50 | 1.68% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 11.00 | 8.17% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 11.00 | 4.11% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Alex Jones | 10.50 | 9.41% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Luke Humphreys | 10.50 | 7.92% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 10.50 | 5.47% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Neil Puttick | 10.00 | 3.36% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Davey | 9.00 | 12.63% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Dancer | 9.00 | 7.08% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Dean Iles | 9.00 | 6.66% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jim Lovell | 9.00 | 4.08% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 9.00 | 2.97% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 9.00 | 2.58% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Dowling | 8.50 | 5.73% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sid Woolford | 8.50 | 4.14% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 8.50 | 1.06% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Paul Moore | 8.00 | 6.93% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Kevin Crago | 8.00 | 4.72% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Luke Cage | 8.00 | 4.59% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 8.00 | 1.74% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jason Court | 8.00 | 0.99% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Sonny Ko | 7.50 | 8.92% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jordan Hough | 7.50 | 8.37% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Jordan Mohomed | 7.50 | 3.96% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Michael Burt | 7.50 | 3.50% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Lloyd Croxford | 7.50 | 2.80% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 7.50 | 2.25% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 7.50 | 0.98% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Paul Gibson | 6.50 | -0.66% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Brett Barrass | 6.00 | 3.94% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | George Howe | 6.00 | 2.88% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 6.00 | 1.07% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Rav Nath | 6.00 | 0.87% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rich Webb | 5.50 | 1.94% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Greg Coope | 5.50 | 1.31% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Scott Hardy | 5.00 | 2.37% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Connor Skerman | 5.00 | 2.09% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Philip Haley | 4.50 | 2.63% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Ryan Puttick | 4.50 | -1.79% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 4.00 | 2.02% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 4.00 | -0.15% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Russ Palmer | 3.50 | 0.41% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Oli Wentworth | 3.50 | -1.09% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Danny Pidgley | 3.50 | -1.28% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Dimi Eleftheriou | 3.00 | 0.26% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Matt Clist | 2.50 | 2.17% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Tomas Marks | 2.50 | 0.61% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Karl Pidgley | 2.50 | -1.36% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | James Scott | 1.50 | 0.33% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Billy Greenwood | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Hugh Wrench | 1.00 | 0.93% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Steven NODWELL | 1.00 | 0.22% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Goodall | 1.00 | -2.65% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Harry Davis | 1.00 | -4.48% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rod Cooper | 0.50 | 2.39% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | steve carlton | 0.50 | -4.85% |
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Friday 01 August
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)2 - 11Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)4 - 2Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)16 - 11FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)14 - 11Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 July
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)11 - 13The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)9 - 9Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)7 - 10Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)9 - 9Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 11 July
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 9Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)11 - 22FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)8 - 11Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)11 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 04 July
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)12 - 8Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)12 - 12Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 8Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)15 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 27 June
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)12 - 17FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)6 - 8Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)23 - 13The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)6 - 6Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 20 June
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)10 - 15Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)17 - 11Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)18 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)13 - 6Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 June
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)15 - 14Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)10 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)9 - 13Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)16 - 16Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)8 - 13Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)9 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)18 - 11The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)6 - 6Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 30 May
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)12 - 16Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)12 - 28FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 8Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)13 - 8Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 23 May
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)6 - 9Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)12 - 8Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)6 - 9Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)16 - 9Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 16 May
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)16 - 17The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)11 - 17Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)13 - 13Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)8 - 22FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 09 May
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)10 - 11Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)11 - 17Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)13 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 02 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)6 - 8Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 3The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 8FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 8Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 April
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)7 - 7FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)19 - 7Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)7 - 12Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)10 - 10Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)