Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
5
4
8
2
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
5
4
8
3
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
5
4
8
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
5
2
4
5
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
5
2
4
6
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
5
1
3
7
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
5
1
3
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
5
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 77 | 36 | 41 | 8 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 81 | 42 | 39 | 8 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 67 | 51 | 16 | 8 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 52 | 55 | -3 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 34 | 57 | -23 | 4 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 34 | 58 | -24 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 55 | -27 | 3 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 53 | -19 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 5 | 22 | 9 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 5 | 10 | 7 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 6 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 4 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 22 | -13 | 3 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 24 | -14 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 6 | 30 | 10 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 15 | 21 | 8 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 16 | 4 | 6 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 21 | -10 | 6 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 17 | -14 | 3 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 23 | -3 | 2 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | -1 | 26 | -27 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 9.00 | 2.00% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jim Lovell | 8.00 | 4.87% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jet Gander | 6.50 | 7.79% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 6.50 | 6.30% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 6.50 | 5.84% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 6.50 | 4.05% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 6.00 | 2.79% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Christian Prewett | 5.50 | 7.85% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Sonny Ko | 5.50 | 5.73% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Kevin Hughes | 5.00 | 2.11% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 5.00 | 0.57% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 5.00 | -1.22% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 5.00 | -1.50% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Lloyd Croxford | 4.00 | 6.18% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 4.00 | 3.27% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 4.00 | 1.65% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 3.50 | 3.71% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | George Gyimah | 3.50 | 1.51% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Anthony Skerman | 3.00 | 5.78% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 3.00 | 2.36% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 3.00 | 2.31% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 3.00 | 2.19% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 3.00 | 1.98% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sam Denton | 3.00 | 1.63% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 3.00 | 1.50% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ryan Broadbank | 2.50 | 1.92% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 2.50 | 1.71% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Oli Wentworth | 2.50 | 1.34% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Danny Pidgley | 2.00 | 3.34% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Brett Barrass | 2.00 | 0.84% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Adam White | 2.00 | 0.58% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Daniel Lloyd | 2.00 | 0.15% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Stewart Rawlins | 1.50 | 2.59% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Steven NODWELL | 1.50 | 1.43% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Dowling | 1.50 | 0.28% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Conor Dunne | 1.00 | 4.03% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 1.00 | 2.84% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Graeme Smith | 1.00 | 1.56% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Martin Dimond-Pengelly | 1.00 | 1.47% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Russ Palmer | 1.00 | 0.72% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Greg Coope | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rod Cooper | 1.00 | 0.47% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | steve carlton | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sid Woolford | 1.00 | -0.37% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Neil Puttick | 1.00 | -0.84% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 1.00 | -0.98% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Jack Hayter | 0.50 | 3.09% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Harry Reid | 0.50 | 2.21% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Harry Davis | 0.50 | 0.71% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Alex Jones | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Paul Gibson | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Ruben Fernandes | 0.50 | -0.22% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 0.50 | -2.21% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 19 September
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 19 September
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 19 September
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 19 September
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 26 September
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 26 September
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 26 September
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 26 September
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 03 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 03 October
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 03 October
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 03 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 10 October
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 10 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 10 October
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 10 October
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 17 October
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 17 October
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 17 October
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 24 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 24 October
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 24 October
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 24 October
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 31 October
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 31 October
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 31 October
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 07 November
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 07 November
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 07 November
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 14 November
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 14 November
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 14 November
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 14 November
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 12 September
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)12 - 18Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)10 - 13Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)17 - 13Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 05 September
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)4 - 24The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)14 - 16FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)22 - 5Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 29 August
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)2 - 11FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)2 - 18Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)16 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)4 - 6Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 22 August
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 10Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)7 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)7 - 5Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)14 - 7Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 15 August
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)8 - 8Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)10 - 14FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)3 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)13 - 12Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 26 September
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 03 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 10 October
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 24 October
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 31 October
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 07 November
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 14 November
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)