Bournemouth

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
1
1
2
2
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
1
1
2
3
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
1
0
1
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
1
0
1
5
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
1
0
1
6
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
1
0
1
7
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
1
0
0
8
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 1 1 0 0 19 7 12 2
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 1 1 0 0 12 7 5 2
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 1 0 1 0 10 10 0 1
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 1 0 1 0 10 10 0 1
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 1 0 1 0 7 7 0 1
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 1 0 0 1 7 12 -5 0
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 1 0 0 1 7 19 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 1 1 0 0 5 1 4 2
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 1 1 0 0 11 3 8 2
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 1 1 0 0 7 3 4 2
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 1 1 0 0 5 4 1 2
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 1 0 0 1 4 5 -1 0
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 1 0 0 1 3 7 -4 0
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 1 0 0 1 3 11 -8 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Joshua Buxton 6.50 1.77%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Oliver Shearing 3.50 0.28%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Sam Bailey 3.00 -0.19%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Robert Hodge 1.00 1.07%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Gareth Hensby 1.00 0.26%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jason Court 1.00 0.12%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Matt Waterman 1.00 -1.77%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Tom Davey 0.50 3.16%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Liam Dancer 0.50 3.03%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Paul Sahota 0.50 2.62%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Tom Dowling 0.50 2.61%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Chris Malone 0.50 2.09%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Jordan Hough 0.50 1.87%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Liam Goodall 0.50 1.77%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Michael Burt 0.50 1.65%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Lewis Vasellina-Turner 0.50 1.64%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Martin Boon 0.50 1.61%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Kevin Hughes 0.50 1.54%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Kevin Crago 0.50 1.51%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Josh Davis 0.50 1.39%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Ben Goodridge 0.50 1.27%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Luke Cage 0.50 1.23%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) MICAH QUAILEY 0.50 1.21%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Paul Harding 0.50 1.01%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jesus Ponce 0.50 0.92%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Oli Wentworth 0.50 0.90%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Dawid Kiszka 0.50 0.73%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Sam Denton 0.50 0.66%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Sid Woolford 0.50 0.59%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Ruben Fernandes 0.50 0.55%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Robert Bridges 0.50 0.54%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Michael Pearson 0.50 0.50%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Chris Spencer 0.50 0.43%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) steve carlton 0.50 0.39%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Rich Webb 0.50 0.34%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Ron Ingram 0.50 0.24%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Lloyd Croxford 0.50 0.21%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) George Howe 0.50 0.19%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Jordan Mohomed 0.50 0.19%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Alex Jones 0.50 0.18%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Connor Skerman 0.50 0.17%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Paul Whittingham 0.50 0.11%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Neil Puttick 0.50 0.10%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Mike Morris 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 02 May

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 02 May

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:30
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 02 May

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 21:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 02 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 09 May

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 20:00
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 09 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 09 May

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 16 May

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 16 May

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 21:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 20:00
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 23 May

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 23 May

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 23 May

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 21:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 21:00
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 30 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 06 June

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 06 June

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 06 June

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 21:00
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 06 June

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 13 June

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 13 June

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 13 June

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 21:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 13 June

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 20 June

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 20 June

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 20 June

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 27 June

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 27 June

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 27 June

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 27 June

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 21:30
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 04 July

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 04 July

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 04 July

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 04 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 11 July

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 11 July

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 11 July

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 11 July

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 18 July

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 18 July

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 21:30
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 25 July

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 25 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 25 July

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    7 - 7
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    19 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    7 - 12
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    10 - 10
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 02 May

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 09 May

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 06 June

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 13 June

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 20 June

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 27 June

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 04 July

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 11 July

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 25 July

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)