Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:30
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
10
7
15
2
Gluten Town (Oranges)
10
6
13
3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
10
6
13
4
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
10
6
12
5
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
10
4
10
6
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
10
4
8
7
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
10
2
5
8
Largentina (Greens)
10
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 169 | 115 | 54 | 15 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 138 | 114 | 24 | 13 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 110 | 113 | -3 | 13 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 12 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 100 | 114 | -14 | 10 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 101 | 113 | -12 | 8 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 72 | 98 | -26 | 5 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 84 | 131 | -47 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 11 | 16 | 16 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 12 | 8 | 13 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 30 | 16 | 14 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 10 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 23 | 31 | -8 | 10 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 8 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 21 | 31 | -10 | 7 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 64 | 43 | 21 | 16 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 53 | 45 | 8 | 13 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 88 | 58 | 30 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 52 | 55 | -3 | 12 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 10 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 43 | -7 | 7 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 39 | 57 | -18 | 6 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 53 | -33 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Gareth Hensby | 15.50 | 11.10% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt Waterman | 14.00 | 12.59% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Harry Reid | 14.00 | 11.89% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Joshua Buxton | 14.00 | 11.65% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | David Dearnley | 13.00 | 0.48% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 12.00 | 11.06% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Chris Cowen | 12.00 | -0.39% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | James Hunt | 11.50 | 14.40% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Pete Courage | 11.00 | 6.03% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Oscar Sellick-Pilley | 10.50 | 6.80% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Adam White | 10.50 | 5.43% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Karl Pidgley | 9.00 | 8.17% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Martin Boon | 9.00 | 5.64% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Paul Briggs | 9.00 | 3.81% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Kevin Hughes | 8.50 | 7.39% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Tom Dowling | 8.50 | 4.23% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jason Court | 8.50 | 3.32% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Adrian Hope | 8.50 | 2.87% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Rav Nath | 8.00 | 4.33% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Ben Goodridge | 8.00 | 3.53% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Zak Court | 8.00 | 2.35% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Scott Hardy | 7.50 | 7.89% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Russell Keets | 6.50 | 6.08% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Chris Malone | 6.50 | 2.42% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Ramzi Al-Masri | 6.50 | 2.28% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Liam Goodall | 6.00 | 5.18% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Tomas Marks | 6.00 | 3.28% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jordan Mohomed | 6.00 | 2.34% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Robert Hodge | 5.50 | 5.03% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Michael Burt | 5.50 | 4.11% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Sam Denton | 5.50 | 3.21% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jordan Hayter | 5.50 | 3.07% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jimi Murphy | 5.00 | 2.89% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Danny Pidgley | 5.00 | 1.93% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Ryan Puttick | 4.50 | 1.86% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Mike Morris | 4.00 | 2.32% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Tim Greenwood | 4.00 | 1.39% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Neil Puttick | 4.00 | 1.26% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Eddie White | 4.00 | 0.57% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Daniel Dancer | 3.50 | 4.42% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jack Hayter | 3.50 | 3.79% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Oli Wentworth | 3.50 | 0.27% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jordan Hough | 3.50 | -4.35% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Philip Haley | 3.00 | 3.88% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Kevin Crago | 3.00 | 1.19% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Josh Davis | 3.00 | 0.78% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Liam Dancer | 3.00 | 0.58% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Steve Norton | 3.00 | 0.10% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jet Gander | 3.00 | -0.51% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | steve carlton | 2.50 | 3.82% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Paul Whittingham | 2.50 | 1.98% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Dimi Eleftheriou | 2.50 | 1.65% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Steven NODWELL | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Luke Cage | 2.50 | -0.13% |
| Largentina (Greens) | John Costa | 2.00 | 1.82% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Connor Skerman | 1.50 | 1.81% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Sean Madden | 1.50 | 0.50% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Craig Drury | 1.50 | 0.33% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Tony Wright | 1.00 | 1.70% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Mahmudul Hassan | 1.00 | 1.37% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Alex Jones | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt YOUNG | 1.00 | -1.59% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Barnaby Riste-smith | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | George Gyimah | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jonathan Collinge | 0.50 | 0.39% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | George Howe | 0.50 | -1.37% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Rich Webb | 0.50 | -2.27% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 22 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 22 November
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 22 November
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 22 November
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:30Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 29 November
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:00Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 29 November
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 20:30Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 29 November
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 29 November
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 06 December
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 06 December
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 20:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 06 December
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 21:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 06 December
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:30Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 13 December
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 13 December
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 13 December
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:00ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 13 December
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 15 November
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)17 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)16 - 9Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Gluten Town (Oranges)19 - 5Largentina (Greens)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)8 - 4Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 08 November
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)10 - 28Gluten Town (Oranges)Largentina (Greens)7 - 11Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)8 - 4Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)19 - 19ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 01 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)6 - 6Bayer Never Losing (Blues)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)14 - 9Largentina (Greens)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)10 - 9Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)6 - 10Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 25 October
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)18 - 6Gluten Town (Oranges)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)9 - 12Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)6 - 12Largentina (Greens)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)10 - 3Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 18 October
Largentina (Greens)13 - 16Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)11 - 19Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)7 - 9Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Gluten Town (Oranges)21 - 19ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 11 October
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)15 - 14Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)17 - 15Gluten Town (Oranges)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)9 - 8Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Largentina (Greens)8 - 13Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 04 October
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)6 - 9Largentina (Greens)Gluten Town (Oranges)12 - 10Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)7 - 15ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)10 - 13Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 27 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)11 - 22ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)9 - 8Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Largentina (Greens)9 - 12Gluten Town (Oranges)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)16 - 7Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 20 September
Gluten Town (Oranges)5 - 10Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)13 - 4Largentina (Greens)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)7 - 8Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)18 - 3Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 13 September
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)9 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Largentina (Greens)8 - 21ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)15 - 9Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Gluten Town (Oranges)10 - 10Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 22 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 29 November
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 06 December
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 13 December
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)