Bournemouth

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
14
9
20
2
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
14
9
18
3
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
14
6
16
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
14
5
14
5
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
14
4
14
6
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
14
6
14
7
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
14
2
8
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
14
4
8

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 14 9 2 3 212 142 70 20
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 14 9 0 5 188 173 15 18
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 14 6 4 4 149 134 15 16
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 14 5 4 5 166 167 -1 14
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 14 4 6 4 145 154 -9 14
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 14 6 2 6 135 153 -18 14
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 14 2 4 8 118 149 -31 8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 14 4 0 10 105 146 -41 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 14 10 2 2 48 19 29 22
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 14 7 2 5 48 38 10 16
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 14 6 4 4 31 23 8 16
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 14 7 2 5 36 34 2 16
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 14 7 1 6 36 31 5 15
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 14 5 4 5 23 27 -4 14
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 14 3 2 9 21 37 -16 8
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 14 2 1 11 19 53 -34 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 14 9 2 3 71 52 19 20
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 14 9 1 4 96 71 25 19
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 14 6 4 4 63 54 9 16
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 14 7 0 7 79 78 1 14
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 14 7 0 7 61 65 -4 14
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 14 6 0 8 46 57 -11 12
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 14 5 0 9 65 79 -14 10
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 14 3 1 10 31 56 -25 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Martin Boon 17.00 19.46%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Robert Hodge 17.00 2.45%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Joshua Buxton 16.00 9.06%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Matt Waterman 16.00 -2.31%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jesus Ponce 14.00 10.01%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Kevin Hughes 14.00 7.41%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) David Dearnley 14.00 5.65%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Oliver Shearing 13.50 6.77%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Paul Harding 13.00 11.81%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Lewis Vasellina-Turner 13.00 7.31%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jack Dunne 11.50 10.39%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Sam Denton 11.50 1.68%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Ben Neilson 11.00 8.17%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Mike Morris 11.00 4.11%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Alex Jones 10.50 9.41%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Luke Humphreys 10.50 7.92%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Jimi Murphy 10.50 5.47%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Neil Puttick 10.00 3.36%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Tom Davey 9.00 12.63%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Liam Dancer 9.00 7.08%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Dean Iles 9.00 6.66%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jim Lovell 9.00 4.08%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Eddie White 9.00 2.97%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Oscar Sellick-Pilley 9.00 2.58%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Tom Dowling 8.50 5.73%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Sid Woolford 8.50 4.14%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Ben Goodridge 8.50 1.06%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Paul Moore 8.00 6.93%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Kevin Crago 8.00 4.72%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Luke Cage 8.00 4.59%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Chris Malone 8.00 1.74%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jason Court 8.00 0.99%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Sonny Ko 7.50 8.92%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Jordan Hough 7.50 8.37%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Jordan Mohomed 7.50 3.96%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Michael Burt 7.50 3.50%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Lloyd Croxford 7.50 2.80%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Tim Greenwood 7.50 2.25%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Josh Davis 7.50 0.98%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Paul Gibson 6.50 -0.66%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Brett Barrass 6.00 3.94%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) George Howe 6.00 2.88%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Paul Sahota 6.00 1.07%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Rav Nath 6.00 0.87%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Rich Webb 5.50 1.94%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Greg Coope 5.50 1.31%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Scott Hardy 5.00 2.37%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Connor Skerman 5.00 2.09%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Philip Haley 4.50 2.63%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Ryan Puttick 4.50 -1.79%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Ron Ingram 4.00 2.02%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Liam Churchward 4.00 -0.15%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Russ Palmer 3.50 0.41%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Oli Wentworth 3.50 -1.09%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Danny Pidgley 3.50 -1.28%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Dimi Eleftheriou 3.00 0.26%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Matt Clist 2.50 2.17%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Tomas Marks 2.50 0.61%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Karl Pidgley 2.50 -1.36%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) James Scott 1.50 0.33%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Billy Greenwood 1.00 1.31%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Hugh Wrench 1.00 0.93%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Steven NODWELL 1.00 0.22%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Liam Goodall 1.00 -2.65%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Harry Davis 1.00 -4.48%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Rod Cooper 0.50 2.39%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) steve carlton 0.50 -4.85%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 01 August

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    2 - 11
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    4 - 2
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    16 - 11
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    14 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 25 July

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    11 - 13
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    9 - 9
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    7 - 10
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    9 - 9
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 11 July

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    11 - 22
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    8 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    11 - 14
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    12 - 8
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    12 - 12
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    8 - 8
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    15 - 4
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    12 - 17
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    6 - 8
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    23 - 13
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    6 - 6
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
  • Friday 20 June

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    10 - 15
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    17 - 11
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    18 - 7
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    13 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 13 June

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    15 - 14
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    10 - 14
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    9 - 13
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    16 - 16
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
  • Friday 06 June

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    8 - 13
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    9 - 12
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    18 - 11
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    6 - 6
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 30 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    12 - 16
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    12 - 28
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    12 - 8
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    13 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
  • Friday 23 May

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    6 - 9
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    12 - 8
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    6 - 9
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    16 - 9
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 16 May

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    16 - 17
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    11 - 17
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    13 - 13
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    8 - 22
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
  • Friday 09 May

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    10 - 11
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    9 - 7
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    11 - 17
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    13 - 11
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
  • Friday 02 May

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    5 - 3
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    12 - 8
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    8 - 8
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
  • Friday 25 April

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    7 - 7
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    19 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    7 - 12
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    10 - 10
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)