Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
4
4
8
2
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
4
3
6
3
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
4
2
5
4
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
4
2
4
5
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
4
2
4
6
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
4
1
3
7
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
4
1
2
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
4
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 62 | 33 | 29 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 57 | 34 | 23 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 32 | 9 | 5 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 26 | 7 | 4 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 41 | -6 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 35 | 48 | -13 | 3 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 39 | -11 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 55 | -38 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 3 | 14 | 7 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 6 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 5 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 4 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 4 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 4 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 18 | -15 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 1 | 21 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 26 | 7 | 19 | 8 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 6 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 6 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 22 | -17 | 2 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 0 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 23 | -21 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Christian Prewett | 8.50 | 3.58% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Stewart Rawlins | 8.00 | 3.57% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Dancer | 6.00 | 2.80% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Sean Madden | 5.50 | 2.97% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 5.00 | -1.48% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 5.00 | -1.70% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Rob McKerrow | 4.00 | 1.77% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Russ Hatcher | 4.00 | 1.39% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 4.00 | -0.36% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 3.00 | 3.47% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 3.00 | 3.29% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 3.00 | 3.13% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Conor Dunne | 3.00 | 2.78% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 3.00 | 2.67% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 3.00 | 1.76% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 3.00 | 1.58% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Kevin Crago | 3.00 | 0.71% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jet Gander | 3.00 | 0.60% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Dom Averkiou | 2.50 | 3.02% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 2.50 | 1.98% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Jack Hayter | 2.50 | 1.45% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Harry Reid | 2.50 | 1.23% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 2.50 | 1.06% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Craig Drury | 2.50 | 1.00% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 2.50 | 0.75% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Briggs | 2.50 | 0.58% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Goodall | 2.50 | 0.52% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 2.00 | 1.66% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Jordan Mohomed | 2.00 | 0.75% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | david cox | 1.00 | 2.09% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Dawid Kiszka | 1.00 | 1.89% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rod Cooper | 1.00 | 1.89% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Martin Dimond-Pengelly | 1.00 | 1.48% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 1.00 | 1.36% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Rav Nath | 1.00 | 0.61% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Paul Gibson | 1.00 | -0.37% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jordan Hough | 0.50 | 3.28% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Michael Pearson | 0.50 | 1.67% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Adam White | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Scott Hardy | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Graeme Smith | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Connor Skerman | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Ruben Fernandes | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Philip Haley | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 0.50 | 0.20% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 09 January
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 09 January
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 09 January
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 09 January
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 16 January
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 16 January
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 16 January
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 16 January
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 23 January
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 23 January
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 23 January
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 23 January
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 30 January
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 30 January
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 30 January
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 30 January
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 06 February
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 06 February
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 06 February
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 06 February
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 13 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 13 February
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 February
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 13 February
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 20 February
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 20 February
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 20 February
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 20 February
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 27 February
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 27 February
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 27 February
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 06 March
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 06 March
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 March
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 13 March
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 13 March
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 13 March
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 19 December
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)8 - 13Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 21The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)9 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)10 - 16Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 12 December
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)20 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)15 - 7Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)12 - 12Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)7 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 05 December
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)5 - 7FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)8 - 4Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)5 - 10Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)6 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 28 November
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)12 - 11Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)12 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)6 - 10Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 8Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 09 January
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 16 January
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 23 January
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 30 January
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 06 February
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 13 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 20 February
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 March
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)