Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
3
2
4
2
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
3
1
4
3
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
3
2
4
4
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
3
1
3
5
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
3
1
3
6
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
3
1
3
7
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
3
1
2
8
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
3
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 24 | 22 | 2 | 4 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 4 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 3 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 31 | 2 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 37 | -11 | 3 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 2 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 30 | -5 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 5 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 5 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 3 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 2 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 10 | -8 | 0 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 12 | 10 | 6 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 5 | 6 | 5 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 11 | 8 | 4 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 4 |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 2 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 18 | -12 | 1 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 18 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 8.50 | 3.68% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Dancer | 5.50 | 5.76% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 5.50 | 5.74% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 5.50 | 3.89% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Robert Hodge | 4.00 | 1.38% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Oliver Shearing | 4.00 | 1.05% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 4.00 | 0.82% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Gareth Hensby | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Dowling | 2.50 | 4.34% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 2.50 | 3.72% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rich Webb | 2.50 | 3.64% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 2.50 | 3.50% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 2.50 | 3.03% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Kevin Hughes | 2.50 | 2.94% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Lewis Vasellina-Turner | 2.50 | 2.77% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jordan Hough | 2.50 | 2.66% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 2.50 | 2.65% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Alex Jones | 2.50 | 2.56% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jesus Ponce | 2.50 | 2.22% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Kevin Crago | 2.50 | 2.21% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 2.50 | 2.14% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sid Woolford | 2.50 | 2.13% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Luke Cage | 2.50 | 1.83% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Oli Wentworth | 2.50 | 1.54% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 2.50 | 1.26% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Sam Denton | 2.50 | 1.10% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Neil Puttick | 2.50 | 0.51% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Luke Humphreys | 1.00 | 3.83% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jim Lovell | 1.00 | 3.15% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 1.00 | 2.93% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 1.00 | 2.16% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | steve carlton | 1.00 | 1.57% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Lloyd Croxford | 1.00 | 1.45% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Jordan Mohomed | 1.00 | 1.41% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Eddie White | 1.00 | 1.40% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Jimi Murphy | 1.00 | 1.30% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Goodall | 1.00 | 1.24% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Harry Davis | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Michael Burt | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Dawid Kiszka | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | George Howe | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Chris Spencer | 1.00 | 0.65% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Greg Coope | 1.00 | 0.39% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Tim Greenwood | 1.00 | 0.39% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Rav Nath | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Michael Pearson | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jason Court | 1.00 | 0.12% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Tom Davey | 0.50 | 3.16% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Dean Iles | 0.50 | 1.20% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Brett Barrass | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Russ Palmer | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Matt Clist | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 16 May
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 16 May
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 16 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 16 May
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 23 May
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 23 May
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 23 May
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 23 May
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 30 May
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 30 May
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 06 June
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:00Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 06 June
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 06 June
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 06 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 13 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 13 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 13 June
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 13 June
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 20 June
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 20 June
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 20 June
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 20 June
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 27 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 27 June
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 27 June
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 27 June
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 04 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 04 July
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 04 July
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 11 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 11 July
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 11 July
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 11 July
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 18 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 18 July
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 18 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 18 July
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 25 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 July
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 20:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 25 July
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 09 May
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)10 - 11Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)11 - 17Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)13 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 02 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)6 - 8Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 3The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 8FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 8Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 25 April
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)7 - 7FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)19 - 7Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)7 - 12Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)10 - 10Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 16 May
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 23 May
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 06 June
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 13 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 20 June
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 27 June
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 04 July
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 11 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 18 July
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 25 July
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)