Bournemouth

Friday | 20:30-22:30

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Seven | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chipswitch Town (Blues)
10
9
18
2
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
10
6
12
3
Real Madras ( White )
10
5
10
4
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
10
4
9
5
Kale Madrid (Greens)
10
3
6
6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
10
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 10 9 0 1 141 78 63 18
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 10 6 0 4 113 89 24 12
Real Madras ( White ) 10 5 0 5 102 103 -1 10
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 10 4 1 5 111 112 -1 9
Kale Madrid (Greens) 10 3 0 7 81 119 -38 6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 10 2 1 7 68 115 -47 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 10 7 0 3 23 14 9 14
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 10 5 1 4 21 16 5 11
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 10 4 2 4 17 12 5 10
Kale Madrid (Greens) 10 5 0 5 24 25 -1 10
Real Madras ( White ) 10 4 1 5 23 22 1 9
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 10 2 2 6 7 26 -19 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswitch Town (Blues) 10 8 2 0 68 23 45 18
Real Madras ( White ) 10 5 3 2 39 36 3 13
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) 10 5 2 3 49 37 12 12
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) 10 5 0 5 30 45 -15 10
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) 10 1 2 7 50 59 -9 4
Kale Madrid (Greens) 10 1 1 8 19 55 -36 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Oli Wentworth 16.50 8.64%
Real Madras ( White ) Sid Woolford 16.50 5.95%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Gareth Hensby 16.00 15.30%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Tomas Marks 16.00 7.31%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Dimi Eleftheriou 13.00 13.47%
Real Madras ( White ) Jason Court 13.00 7.88%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Ryan Puttick 13.00 3.64%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Tom Davey 12.50 9.30%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jimi Murphy 11.50 9.97%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Robert Hodge 10.00 2.29%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Nicolas Copeland 9.00 3.49%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Kevin Crago 8.50 8.44%
Real Madras ( White ) Barnaby Riste-smith 8.50 2.69%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) George O'callaghan 8.00 6.55%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Greg Coope 8.00 3.60%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) James Scott 8.00 1.74%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Daniel Lloyd 8.00 1.58%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Jesus Ponce 7.50 4.72%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Victor Aquino 7.50 4.12%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Phill Crossley 7.00 7.37%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Mike Welch 6.50 4.90%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Marc Simpson 6.50 2.00%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Billy Greenwood 6.00 6.00%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jet Gander 6.00 1.79%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Josh Davis 6.00 -0.61%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Jonny Stewart 5.00 2.33%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Ruben Fernandes 5.00 1.81%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Eddie White 5.00 1.71%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Tim Greenwood 5.00 1.26%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Matt Clist 5.00 0.52%
Chipswitch Town (Blues) Ben Goodridge 5.00 0.44%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Liam Goodall 5.00 -0.54%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Connor Skerman 4.50 2.76%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Tim Winrow 4.00 4.41%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Jonathan Collinge 4.00 1.84%
Real Madras ( White ) George Gyimah 4.00 1.70%
Kale Madrid (Greens) David Dearnley 3.00 1.05%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Tom Dowling 3.00 0.32%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Jonny Dyas 2.50 3.32%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Tom Atkinson 2.50 3.10%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Robert Bridges 2.50 0.22%
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) Mark Oxborrow 2.00 0.79%
Kale Madrid (Greens) Russ Palmer 2.00 0.50%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Rich Webb 1.00 5.64%
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) Jez Horgan 1.00 0.35%
AC Garlic bReds (Reds) Adam White 1.00 0.09%
Real Madras ( White ) Matt YOUNG 0.50 1.24%
Real Madras ( White ) Adrian Hope 0.50 1.05%
Real Madras ( White ) Sonny Ko 0.50 0.84%
Real Madras ( White ) Mahmudul Hassan 0.50 -0.43%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 06 October

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras ( White )
  • Friday 06 October

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
  • Friday 06 October

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    VS 21:30
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 29 September

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    15 - 9
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    18 - 15
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Real Madras ( White )
    8 - 9
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
  • Friday 22 September

    Real Madras ( White )
    9 - 9
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    12 - 6
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    14 - 8
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
  • Friday 15 September

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    16 - 1
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Real Madras ( White )
    10 - 12
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    12 - 13
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
  • Friday 06 October

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras ( White )
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 08 September

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    10 - 15
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    5 - 11
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Real Madras ( White )
    14 - 12
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
  • Friday 01 September

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    8 - 5
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    14 - 7
    Real Madras ( White )
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    5 - 15
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
  • Friday 25 August

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    15 - 3
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    11 - 9
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Real Madras ( White )
    6 - 11
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
  • Friday 18 August

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    13 - 13
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    7 - 11
    Real Madras ( White )
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    8 - 14
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
  • Friday 11 August

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    4 - 11
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    14 - 4
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Real Madras ( White )
    12 - 10
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
  • Friday 04 August

    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    15 - 10
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    13 - 12
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Real Madras ( White )
  • Friday 28 July

    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    3 - 22
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    Real Madras ( White )
    20 - 19
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    18 - 17
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
  • Friday 21 July

    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    8 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    5 - 12
    Real Madras ( White )
  • Friday 14 July

    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    4 - 8
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    Real Madras ( White )
    3 - 4
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    11 - 6
    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
  • Friday 07 July

    AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
    17 - 9
    Kale Madrid (Greens)
    Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
    2 - 12
    Chipswitch Town (Blues)
    Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
    11 - 8
    Real Madras ( White )