Bournemouth

Friday | 20:00-22:00

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
12
11
22
2
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
12
10
20
3
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
12
9
18
4
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
12
6
13
5
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
12
4
8
6
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
12
3
7
7
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
12
3
6
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 12 11 0 1 171 94 77 22
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 12 10 0 2 162 105 57 20
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 12 9 0 3 127 103 24 18
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 12 6 1 5 106 97 9 13
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 12 4 0 8 76 104 -28 8
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 12 3 1 8 89 119 -30 7
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 12 3 0 9 83 104 -21 6
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 12 1 0 11 57 145 -88 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 12 7 2 3 39 15 24 16
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 12 7 2 3 37 22 15 16
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 12 7 1 4 35 23 12 15
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 12 5 2 5 31 27 4 12
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 12 4 4 4 22 24 -2 12
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 12 4 2 6 29 40 -11 10
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 12 3 2 7 17 39 -22 8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 12 3 1 8 20 40 -20 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) 12 11 0 1 83 34 49 22
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) 12 10 0 2 71 35 36 20
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) 12 8 1 3 43 15 28 17
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) 12 6 1 5 31 40 -9 13
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) 12 5 1 6 13 20 -7 11
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) 12 3 1 8 16 43 -27 7
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) 12 2 0 10 9 54 -45 4
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) 12 1 0 11 6 31 -25 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Stewart Rawlins 19.00 5.90%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Paul Harding 16.00 -0.30%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Matt Waterman 16.00 -2.41%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Christian Prewett 15.00 15.77%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Sean Madden 13.50 9.31%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jet Gander 13.00 3.50%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Liam Dancer 10.50 4.14%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Kevin Crago 10.00 2.43%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Paul Sahota 9.50 3.00%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Jack Dunne 9.00 5.85%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Dom Averkiou 9.00 4.34%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Conor Dunne 9.00 3.03%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Mike Morris 8.50 2.41%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Rob McKerrow 8.00 5.23%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Ron Ingram 8.00 3.15%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Rav Nath 8.00 2.54%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Martin Boon 7.50 3.80%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Russ Hatcher 7.00 0.83%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Kevin Casswell 6.50 5.83%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Lee Martin 6.50 5.28%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Martin Dimond-Pengelly 5.50 2.23%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Ben Goodridge 5.50 0.63%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Jack Hayter 5.00 1.77%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Joshua Buxton 4.00 0.53%
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) Saul Palphreyman 3.50 4.49%
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) Jimi Murphy 3.50 0.57%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Samuel Troughton 3.00 3.91%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Liam Churchward 3.00 2.46%
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) Connor Skerman 3.00 1.26%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Robert Bridges 3.00 0.33%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) David Dearnley 3.00 -2.43%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Adam White 2.00 0.19%
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) Josh Davis 2.00 -1.31%
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) Dec Murphy 1.50 0.51%
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) Sidney Woolford 1.50 -1.35%
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) Chris Malone 1.00 3.06%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Marc Simpson 0.50 2.35%
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) Ruben Fernandes 0.50 -0.33%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 06 March

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)

  • Friday 06 March

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)

  • Friday 06 March

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    VS 21:00
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)

  • Friday 06 March

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)

  • Friday 13 March

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)

  • Friday 13 March

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    VS 20:30
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)

  • Friday 13 March

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 27 February

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    7 - 10
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    4 - 10
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    4 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)

  • Friday 20 February

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    9 - 2
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    11 - 2
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    -1 - 7
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    13 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)

  • Friday 13 February

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    6 - 16
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    12 - 8
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    1 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    6 - 7
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)

  • Friday 06 February

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    10 - 3
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    4 - 12
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    14 - 3
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    14 - 3
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    19 - 24
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    11 - 2
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    4 - 9
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)

  • Friday 23 January

    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    13 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    5 - 9
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    13 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    18 - 5
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)

  • Friday 16 January

    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    8 - 15
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    6 - 12
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    14 - 6
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)

  • Friday 09 January

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    4 - 10
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    8 - 7
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    9 - 8
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    10 - 9
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)

  • Friday 19 December

    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    8 - 13
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    9 - 21
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    9 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    10 - 16
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)

  • Friday 12 December

    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    20 - 7
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    15 - 7
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    12 - 12
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    7 - 11
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)

  • Friday 05 December

    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    5 - 7
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    8 - 4
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    5 - 10
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    6 - 14
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)

  • Friday 28 November

    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    12 - 11
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    12 - 4
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    6 - 10
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    9 - 8
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)

  • Friday 06 March

    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)

  • Friday 13 March

    Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
    FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)