Bournemouth
Friday | 20:30-22:30
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Bournemouth. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Seven | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Chipswitch Town (Blues)
10
9
18
2
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)
10
6
12
3
Real Madras ( White )
10
5
10
4
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
10
4
9
5
Kale Madrid (Greens)
10
3
6
6
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)
10
2
5
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 141 | 78 | 63 | 18 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 113 | 89 | 24 | 12 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 102 | 103 | -1 | 10 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 111 | 112 | -1 | 9 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 81 | 119 | -38 | 6 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 68 | 115 | -47 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 14 | 9 | 14 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 16 | 5 | 11 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 10 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 25 | -1 | 10 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 9 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 7 | 26 | -19 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 68 | 23 | 45 | 18 |
| Real Madras ( White ) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 39 | 36 | 3 | 13 |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 49 | 37 | 12 | 12 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 30 | 45 | -15 | 10 |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 50 | 59 | -9 | 4 |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 19 | 55 | -36 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Oli Wentworth | 16.50 | 8.64% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Sid Woolford | 16.50 | 5.95% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Gareth Hensby | 16.00 | 15.30% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Tomas Marks | 16.00 | 7.31% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Dimi Eleftheriou | 13.00 | 13.47% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Jason Court | 13.00 | 7.88% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Ryan Puttick | 13.00 | 3.64% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Tom Davey | 12.50 | 9.30% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Jimi Murphy | 11.50 | 9.97% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Robert Hodge | 10.00 | 2.29% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Nicolas Copeland | 9.00 | 3.49% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Kevin Crago | 8.50 | 8.44% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Barnaby Riste-smith | 8.50 | 2.69% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | George O'callaghan | 8.00 | 6.55% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Greg Coope | 8.00 | 3.60% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | James Scott | 8.00 | 1.74% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Daniel Lloyd | 8.00 | 1.58% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Jesus Ponce | 7.50 | 4.72% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Victor Aquino | 7.50 | 4.12% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Phill Crossley | 7.00 | 7.37% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Mike Welch | 6.50 | 4.90% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Marc Simpson | 6.50 | 2.00% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Billy Greenwood | 6.00 | 6.00% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Jet Gander | 6.00 | 1.79% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Josh Davis | 6.00 | -0.61% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Jonny Stewart | 5.00 | 2.33% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Ruben Fernandes | 5.00 | 1.81% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Eddie White | 5.00 | 1.71% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Tim Greenwood | 5.00 | 1.26% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Matt Clist | 5.00 | 0.52% |
| Chipswitch Town (Blues) | Ben Goodridge | 5.00 | 0.44% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Liam Goodall | 5.00 | -0.54% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Connor Skerman | 4.50 | 2.76% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Tim Winrow | 4.00 | 4.41% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Jonathan Collinge | 4.00 | 1.84% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | George Gyimah | 4.00 | 1.70% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | David Dearnley | 3.00 | 1.05% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Tom Dowling | 3.00 | 0.32% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Jonny Dyas | 2.50 | 3.32% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Tom Atkinson | 2.50 | 3.10% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Robert Bridges | 2.50 | 0.22% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) | Mark Oxborrow | 2.00 | 0.79% |
| Kale Madrid (Greens) | Russ Palmer | 2.00 | 0.50% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Rich Webb | 1.00 | 5.64% |
| Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) | Jez Horgan | 1.00 | 0.35% |
| AC Garlic bReds (Reds) | Adam White | 1.00 | 0.09% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Matt YOUNG | 0.50 | 1.24% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Adrian Hope | 0.50 | 1.05% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Sonny Ko | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Real Madras ( White ) | Mahmudul Hassan | 0.50 | -0.43% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 06 October
Kale Madrid (Greens)VS 20:30Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 06 October
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)VS 21:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 06 October
Chipswitch Town (Blues)VS 21:30Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 29 September
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)15 - 9Kale Madrid (Greens)Chipswitch Town (Blues)18 - 15AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Real Madras ( White )8 - 9Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 22 September
Real Madras ( White )9 - 9AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)12 - 6Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Chipswitch Town (Blues)14 - 8Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 15 September
Chipswitch Town (Blues)16 - 1Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Real Madras ( White )10 - 12Kale Madrid (Greens)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)12 - 13AC Garlic bReds (Reds) -
Friday 06 October
Kale Madrid (Greens)0 - 0Real Madras ( White )AC Garlic bReds (Reds)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Chipswitch Town (Blues)0 - 0Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 08 September
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)10 - 15Chipswitch Town (Blues)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)5 - 11Kale Madrid (Greens)Real Madras ( White )14 - 12AC Garlic bReds (Reds) -
Friday 01 September
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)8 - 5Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Chipswitch Town (Blues)14 - 7Real Madras ( White )Kale Madrid (Greens)5 - 15Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 25 August
Chipswitch Town (Blues)15 - 3Kale Madrid (Greens)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)11 - 9AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Real Madras ( White )6 - 11Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks) -
Friday 18 August
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)13 - 13Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Kale Madrid (Greens)7 - 11Real Madras ( White )AC Garlic bReds (Reds)8 - 14Chipswitch Town (Blues) -
Friday 11 August
Kale Madrid (Greens)4 - 11AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Chipswitch Town (Blues)14 - 4Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Real Madras ( White )12 - 10Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows) -
Friday 04 August
Chipswitch Town (Blues)15 - 10Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Kale Madrid (Greens)13 - 12Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)AC Garlic bReds (Reds)10 - 9Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 28 July
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)3 - 22AC Garlic bReds (Reds)Real Madras ( White )20 - 19Chipswitch Town (Blues)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)18 - 17Kale Madrid (Greens) -
Friday 21 July
Kale Madrid (Greens)8 - 12Chipswitch Town (Blues)AC Garlic bReds (Reds)10 - 9Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)5 - 12Real Madras ( White ) -
Friday 14 July
Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)4 - 8Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)Real Madras ( White )3 - 4Kale Madrid (Greens)Chipswitch Town (Blues)11 - 6AC Garlic bReds (Reds) -
Friday 07 July
AC Garlic bReds (Reds)17 - 9Kale Madrid (Greens)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Blacks)2 - 12Chipswitch Town (Blues)Snackbar Donetsk (Yellows)11 - 8Real Madras ( White )