Bournemouth

Friday | 20:00-22:30

Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).

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MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.

Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
4
4
8
2
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
4
4
8
3
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
4
3
6
4
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
4
2
5
5
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
4
1
3
6
Gluten Town (Oranges)
4
1
2
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
4
0
0
8
Largentina (Greens)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) 4 4 0 0 62 24 38 8
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) 4 4 0 0 42 33 9 8
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) 4 3 0 1 43 32 11 6
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) 4 2 1 1 42 33 9 5
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) 4 1 1 2 51 53 -2 3
Gluten Town (Oranges) 4 1 0 3 45 59 -14 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) 4 0 0 4 32 53 -21 0
Largentina (Greens) 4 0 0 4 17 47 -30 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) 4 3 1 0 13 6 7 7
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) 4 3 0 1 13 6 7 6
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) 4 2 1 1 9 8 1 5
Largentina (Greens) 4 1 2 1 5 7 -2 4
Gluten Town (Oranges) 4 2 0 2 9 13 -4 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) 4 1 1 2 12 14 -2 3
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) 4 0 2 2 9 12 -3 2
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) 4 0 1 3 8 12 -4 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) 4 4 0 0 35 6 29 8
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) 4 4 0 0 21 11 10 8
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) 4 3 0 1 20 8 12 6
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) 4 2 1 1 29 26 3 5
Gluten Town (Oranges) 4 1 1 2 21 32 -11 3
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) 4 1 0 3 15 16 -1 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) 4 0 0 4 8 25 -17 0
Largentina (Greens) 4 0 0 4 1 26 -25 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Matt Waterman 9.00 6.62%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Marc Simpson 7.50 0.86%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Luke Hayter 7.00 0.00%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Tomas Marks 6.00 4.18%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Paul Briggs 6.00 2.94%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Pete Courage 5.50 1.53%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) David Dearnley 5.00 0.24%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Tom Davey 4.00 7.28%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Sonny Ko 4.00 2.95%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Zak Court 4.00 0.31%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Ryan Puttick 4.00 -0.36%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Samuel Troughton 3.50 2.02%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Chris Cowen 3.50 0.24%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Jordan Hough 3.00 4.55%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Gareth Hensby 3.00 3.31%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Ben Goodridge 3.00 2.56%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Jaime Crispim 3.00 2.56%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Peter Meech 3.00 2.45%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Neil Puttick 3.00 1.70%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Rav Nath 3.00 1.43%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Craig Drury 2.50 3.49%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Matt YOUNG 2.50 2.76%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Robert Bridges 2.50 2.65%
Largentina (Greens) John Costa 2.50 2.55%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Dom Averkiou 2.50 2.28%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Anthony Skerman 2.50 2.20%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Ryan Broadbank 2.50 2.15%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Russ Palmer 2.50 2.02%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Steve Norton 2.50 1.91%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Jet Gander 2.50 1.71%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Ruben Fernandes 2.50 1.66%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Kevin Crago 2.50 1.59%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Daniel Lloyd 2.50 1.50%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Jonathan Collinge 2.50 1.35%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Connor Skerman 2.50 1.23%
Largentina (Greens) Sid Woolford 2.50 1.07%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) Mahmudul Hassan 2.50 0.99%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Greg Coope 2.50 0.55%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Jesus Ponce 2.50 0.38%
Gluten Town (Oranges) George Gyimah 2.00 0.47%
Gluten Town (Oranges) Eddie White 1.50 0.74%
Largentina (Greens) James Scott 1.00 4.54%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Russell Keets 1.00 2.59%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Victor Aquino 1.00 2.11%
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) MICAH QUAILEY 1.00 1.44%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Tim Greenwood 1.00 1.41%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Jimi Murphy 1.00 1.35%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Barnaby Riste-smith 1.00 1.25%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Jack Hayter 1.00 0.45%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Scott Hardy 1.00 0.21%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Liam Goodall 1.00 0.09%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) Charlie Rees 0.50 2.48%
Bayer Never Losing (Blues) Jordan Hayter 0.50 1.18%
Largentina (Greens) Chris Malone 0.50 1.12%
Al-Fattilad (Yellows) Samuel Bond 0.50 0.49%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Michael Burt 0.50 0.46%
Largentina (Greens) Mark Oxborrow 0.50 0.34%
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) Jason Court 0.50 0.11%
Biltong Wanderers (Whites) Taylor Melville 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 28 June

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 28 June

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 28 June

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 28 June

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 21:30
    Largentina (Greens)
  • Friday 05 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
  • Friday 05 July

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (Greens)
  • Friday 05 July

    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 05 July

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    VS 21:30
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 12 July

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 12 July

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 12 July

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 12 July

    Largentina (Greens)
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 19 July

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 19 July

    Largentina (Greens)
    VS 20:30
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 19 July

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 19 July

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 21:30
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 26 July

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
  • Friday 26 July

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 26 July

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (Greens)
  • Friday 26 July

    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    VS 21:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 02 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 02 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 02 August

    Largentina (Greens)
    VS 21:00
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 02 August

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 21:30
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 09 August

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina (Greens)
  • Friday 09 August

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 09 August

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 09 August

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    VS 21:30
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 16 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 16 August

    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 16 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 16 August

    Largentina (Greens)
    VS 21:30
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
  • Friday 23 August

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 23 August

    Largentina (Greens)
    VS 20:30
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 23 August

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 23 August

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    VS 21:30
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 30 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 30 August

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 30 August

    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
  • Friday 30 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    VS 21:30
    Largentina (Greens)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 21 June

    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    12 - 10
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    10 - 20
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    18 - 20
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    Largentina (Greens)
    1 - 12
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 14 June

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    13 - 12
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    16 - 2
    Largentina (Greens)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    13 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    12 - 10
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 07 June

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    5 - 8
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Largentina (Greens)
    6 - 9
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    11 - 11
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    6 - 17
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 31 May

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    9 - 6
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    11 - 7
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    10 - 8
    Largentina (Greens)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    10 - 12
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
  • Friday 28 June

    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Greens)
  • Friday 05 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Greens)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 12 July

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Largentina (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 19 July

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    Largentina (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
  • Friday 26 July

    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Greens)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
  • Friday 02 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    Largentina (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
  • Friday 09 August

    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Greens)
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
  • Friday 16 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    Largentina (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
  • Friday 23 August

    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    Largentina (Greens)
    0 - 0
    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
  • Friday 30 August

    ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
    Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
    Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town (Oranges)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Greens)