Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:30
Two Riversmeet Leisure Complex, Stony Lane, Bournemouth, BH23 1HW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Bournemouth. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch to add you to a team (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the league is confirmed).
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)
9
7
15
2
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)
9
7
14
3
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)
9
7
14
4
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)
9
5
11
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)
9
3
6
6
Gluten Town (Oranges)
9
3
6
7
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)
9
2
5
8
Largentina (Greens)
9
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 101 | 65 | 36 | 15 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 130 | 84 | 46 | 14 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 14 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 90 | 84 | 6 | 11 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 95 | 108 | -13 | 6 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 90 | 122 | -32 | 6 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 85 | 104 | -19 | 5 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 9 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 53 | 99 | -46 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 13 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 6 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 11 |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 9 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 9 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 18 | 24 | -6 | 8 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 7 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 18 | -6 | 6 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 16 | 29 | -13 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 45 | 19 | 26 | 14 |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 67 | 38 | 29 | 13 |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 57 | 41 | 16 | 12 |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 31 | 9 | 9 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 37 | 51 | -14 | 7 |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 39 | 61 | -22 | 7 |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 48 | -13 | 5 |
| Largentina (Greens) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 13 | 44 | -31 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Chris Cowen | 14.50 | 5.96% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Marc Simpson | 14.50 | 0.37% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt Waterman | 13.50 | 11.81% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Anthony Skerman | 12.00 | 8.98% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Paul Briggs | 12.00 | 7.03% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | David Dearnley | 12.00 | 0.00% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Luke Hayter | 11.00 | -0.12% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Peter Meech | 9.00 | 5.82% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Jordan Hough | 8.50 | 7.25% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Tomas Marks | 8.50 | 4.90% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Steve Norton | 8.50 | 4.31% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Rav Nath | 8.50 | 2.96% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Tom Davey | 8.00 | 7.11% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Barnaby Riste-smith | 8.00 | 0.97% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Neil Puttick | 8.00 | 0.95% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jordan Hayter | 7.50 | 6.44% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | George Gyimah | 7.50 | 1.61% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | George Howe | 7.00 | 3.43% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Russ Palmer | 6.50 | 2.72% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Ruben Fernandes | 6.00 | 5.76% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Kevin Crago | 6.00 | 5.46% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Chris Malone | 6.00 | 4.61% |
| Largentina (Greens) | John Costa | 6.00 | 3.56% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Sonny Ko | 6.00 | 3.26% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Robert Bridges | 5.50 | 3.61% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Samuel Troughton | 5.50 | 2.93% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Scott Hardy | 5.50 | 2.68% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Ryan Broadbank | 5.00 | 4.30% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Mahmudul Hassan | 5.00 | 3.30% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Daniel Keets | 5.00 | 1.82% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Ben Goodridge | 5.00 | 1.67% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Mike Morris | 5.00 | 1.42% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Dom Averkiou | 5.00 | 0.50% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Jesus Ponce | 4.00 | 0.08% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Victor Aquino | 3.50 | 2.23% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Craig Drury | 3.50 | 0.85% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Connor Skerman | 3.50 | 0.62% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jet Gander | 3.50 | 0.52% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Jonathan Collinge | 3.50 | 0.10% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Gareth Hensby | 3.50 | 0.00% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Michael Burt | 3.00 | 4.40% |
| Biltong Wanderers (Whites) | Tim Greenwood | 3.00 | 1.31% |
| Al-Fattilad (Yellows) | Daniel Lloyd | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Jack Hayter | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Zak Court | 3.00 | -0.31% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Charlie Rees | 2.50 | 3.83% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Liam Dancer | 2.00 | 2.35% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Sid Woolford | 2.00 | 0.00% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Matt YOUNG | 2.00 | -0.84% |
| Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) | Jaime Crispim | 2.00 | -0.99% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) | Jordan Mohomed | 1.50 | 1.48% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Russell Keets | 1.50 | 0.17% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Adam White | 1.00 | 0.36% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Danny Pidgley | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| Largentina (Greens) | Mark Oxborrow | 1.00 | 0.11% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Christian Bulpitt | 0.50 | 0.58% |
| Gluten Town (Oranges) | Greg Coope | 0.50 | -0.63% |
| ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) | Liam Goodall | 0.50 | -0.63% |
| Bayer Never Losing (Blues) | Rich Webb | 0.50 | -0.84% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 02 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 02 August
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 20:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 02 August
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 02 August
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 21:30Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 09 August
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 20:00Largentina (Greens) -
Friday 09 August
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 20:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 09 August
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 09 August
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 21:30Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 16 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:00Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 16 August
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 20:30Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 16 August
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 21:00Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 16 August
Largentina (Greens)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 23 August
Gluten Town (Oranges)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 23 August
Largentina (Greens)VS 20:30ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 23 August
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)VS 21:00Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 23 August
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)VS 21:30Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 30 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)VS 20:00Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 30 August
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)VS 20:30Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 30 August
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)VS 21:00Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 30 August
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)VS 21:30Largentina (Greens)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 26 July
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)10 - 17Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)7 - 7Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)8 - 7ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)15 - 5Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 19 July
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)11 - 18Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Gluten Town (Oranges)4 - 13Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Largentina (Greens)5 - 17Bayer Never Losing (Blues)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)7 - 13Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds) -
Friday 12 July
Largentina (Greens)8 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Gluten Town (Oranges)7 - 11Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)4 - 6Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)9 - 5ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 05 July
Al-Fattilad (Yellows)16 - 9Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)10 - 12Biltong Wanderers (Whites)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)6 - 5Largentina (Greens)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)13 - 17Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 28 June
Gluten Town (Oranges)12 - 11Largentina (Greens)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)13 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)17 - 23Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)16 - 9ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 21 June
Bayer Never Losing (Blues)12 - 10Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)10 - 20Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)18 - 20Gluten Town (Oranges)Largentina (Greens)1 - 12Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 14 June
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)13 - 12Gluten Town (Oranges)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)16 - 2Largentina (Greens)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)13 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)12 - 10ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 07 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)5 - 8Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Largentina (Greens)6 - 9Al-Fattilad (Yellows)ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)11 - 11Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Gluten Town (Oranges)6 - 17Black Eyed Pies (Blacks) -
Friday 31 May
Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)9 - 6Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)11 - 7Gluten Town (Oranges)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)10 - 8Largentina (Greens)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)10 - 12ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples) -
Friday 02 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites) -
Friday 09 August
Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues) -
Friday 16 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges) -
Friday 23 August
Gluten Town (Oranges)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)Largentina (Greens)0 - 0ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)Biltong Wanderers (Whites)0 - 0Bayer Never Losing (Blues)Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)0 - 0Al-Fattilad (Yellows) -
Friday 30 August
ACF Fiorenteatime (Purples)0 - 0Black Eyed Pies (Blacks)Al-Fattilad (Yellows)0 - 0Biltong Wanderers (Whites)Bayer Never Losing (Blues)0 - 0Gluten Town (Oranges)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Reds)0 - 0Largentina (Greens)