Bournemouth
Friday | 20:00-22:00
MANvFAT football is a fantastic way for blokes of all ages to have fun on the football pitch and lose weight at the same time. I've been coach at the Bournemouth club since January 2022 and in that time I've seen some amazing, life-changing transformations in both physical and mental health. It's not just about losing weight, it's about making sustainable changes that will keep the weight off once you've lost it. It's a fun, supportive environment, you get to play football every week and - most important of all - it really works. Get in touch and give it a go, you won't regret it.
Steve Couch, Coach, Bournemouth
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)
9
9
18
2
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)
9
7
14
3
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
9
7
14
4
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)
9
3
7
5
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)
9
3
7
6
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)
9
3
6
7
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)
9
2
4
8
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)
9
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 142 | 76 | 66 | 18 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 123 | 86 | 37 | 14 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 95 | 74 | 21 | 14 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 81 | 90 | -9 | 7 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 79 | 89 | -10 | 7 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 63 | 79 | -16 | 6 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 91 | -25 | 4 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 44 | 108 | -64 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 10 | 24 | 14 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 18 | 16 | 13 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 11 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 11 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 10 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 19 | 31 | -12 | 7 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 11 | 34 | -23 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 35 | -28 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 60 | 32 | 28 | 16 |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 62 | 34 | 28 | 16 |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 36 | 19 | 17 | 11 |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 18 | 25 | -7 | 9 |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 23 | -10 | 7 |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 18 | 34 | -16 | 7 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 36 | -26 | 4 |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 9 | 23 | -14 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Stewart Rawlins | 15.00 | 4.43% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Harding | 12.00 | -1.04% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Matt Waterman | 12.00 | -2.84% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Sean Madden | 11.50 | 7.47% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Christian Prewett | 11.00 | 12.30% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jet Gander | 10.50 | 2.91% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Conor Dunne | 9.00 | 5.38% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Jack Dunne | 8.50 | 5.54% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Dom Averkiou | 8.50 | 4.82% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Dancer | 8.00 | 1.90% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Paul Sahota | 7.50 | 3.31% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Kevin Crago | 7.50 | 1.62% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Rob McKerrow | 6.00 | 4.07% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Mike Morris | 6.00 | 1.72% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Russ Hatcher | 6.00 | 0.93% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Kevin Casswell | 5.50 | 4.41% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Martin Boon | 5.50 | 3.02% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Rav Nath | 5.50 | 1.72% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | David Dearnley | 4.00 | -1.33% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Ron Ingram | 3.50 | 2.47% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Martin Dimond-Pengelly | 3.50 | 1.93% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Joshua Buxton | 3.00 | 1.95% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Jack Hayter | 3.00 | 1.61% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Ben Goodridge | 3.00 | -0.63% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Lee Martin | 2.50 | 3.21% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Liam Churchward | 2.00 | 2.38% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Connor Skerman | 2.00 | 0.17% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Robert Bridges | 2.00 | 0.11% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Ruben Fernandes | 1.50 | 0.11% |
| Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) | Chris Malone | 1.00 | 3.06% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Samuel Troughton | 1.00 | 2.85% |
| The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) | Saul Palphreyman | 1.00 | 2.55% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | david cox | 1.00 | -0.10% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Rod Cooper | 1.00 | -0.47% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Jordan Mohomed | 1.00 | -1.51% |
| Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) | Josh Davis | 1.00 | -2.01% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Sidney Woolford | 0.50 | 1.35% |
| Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) | Adam White | 0.50 | -0.86% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) | Craig Drury | 0.50 | -0.90% |
| Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) | Liam Goodall | 0.50 | -1.12% |
| FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) | Ben Neilson | 0.50 | -1.16% |
| Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) | Paul Briggs | 0.50 | -3.49% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 13 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 13 February
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 February
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 13 February
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 20 February
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow) -
Friday 20 February
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 20 February
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 20 February
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 21:30FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 27 February
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 20:30The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 27 February
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:00Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 27 February
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)VS 20:30Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 06 March
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)VS 21:00FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 06 March
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 March
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)VS 20:00The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 13 March
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)VS 20:30Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 13 March
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 13 March
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)VS 21:30Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 06 February
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)10 - 3Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)4 - 12Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)14 - 3Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)14 - 3Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)19 - 24The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)9 - 6Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)11 - 2FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)4 - 9Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange) -
Friday 23 January
Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)13 - 11Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)5 - 9FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)13 - 12Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)18 - 5Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 16 January
Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)8 - 15The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)6 - 12Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)12 - 14Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)14 - 6Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 09 January
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)4 - 10Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)8 - 7Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)9 - 8FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)10 - 9Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 19 December
FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)8 - 13Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 21The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)9 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)10 - 16Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 12 December
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)20 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)15 - 7Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)12 - 12Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)7 - 11Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 05 December
Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)5 - 7FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)8 - 4Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)5 - 10Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)6 - 14The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green) -
Friday 28 November
The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)12 - 11Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)12 - 4Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)6 - 10Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)9 - 8Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White) -
Friday 13 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black) -
Friday 20 February
Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)0 - 0Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)0 - 0FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red) -
Friday 13 March
Paris Sandwichman (Bournemouth White)0 - 0The Incredible Bulk (Bournemouth Green)Kebaberdeen (Bournemouth Red)0 - 0Black Forest Fatsos (Bournemouth Black)FC Purpleona (Bournemouth Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Bournemouth Blue)Ivory Toast (Bournemouth Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines (Bournemouth Yellow)