Bromley

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Bromley Football Club, Hayes Lane Bromley, BR2 9EF

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Recently joined the coaching team at BFC. The players have been very welcoming, along with receiving great support from the MVF admin team. Its very rewarding for me to be part of the guys weight loss journey, with the bonus of seeing a good standard of football  being  played

Peter Bensusan, Coach, Bromley

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Orange Citrus Got Real
4
3
6
2
Blue Whale United
4
3
6
3
Yellow Bayern Munching
4
3
6
4
Black FC Twente Nuggets
4
2
5
5
Light Blue Man Titty FC
4
2
5
6
Pink Toulouse Weight FC
4
2
4
7
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
4
2
4
8
White Carby County
4
1
3
9
Purple Middlesblubber FC
4
0
1
10
Green The Incredible Bulk
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Citrus Got Real 4 3 0 1 52 34 18 6
Blue Whale United 4 3 0 1 46 30 16 6
Yellow Bayern Munching 4 3 0 1 31 26 5 6
Black FC Twente Nuggets 4 2 1 1 29 27 2 5
Light Blue Man Titty FC 4 2 1 1 44 47 -3 5
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 4 2 0 2 44 41 3 4
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 4 2 0 2 40 43 -3 4
White Carby County 4 1 1 2 22 34 -12 3
Purple Middlesblubber FC 4 0 1 3 34 49 -15 1
Green The Incredible Bulk 4 0 0 4 24 35 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Light Blue Man Titty FC 4 3 1 0 12 5 7 7
Black FC Twente Nuggets 4 3 0 1 9 4 5 6
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 4 3 0 1 8 4 4 6
Blue Whale United 4 2 2 0 11 8 3 6
Yellow Bayern Munching 4 2 0 2 4 3 1 4
Orange Citrus Got Real 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 3
White Carby County 4 1 0 3 3 6 -3 2
Green The Incredible Bulk 4 1 0 3 5 9 -4 2
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 4 1 0 3 6 10 -4 2
Purple Middlesblubber FC 4 1 0 3 3 10 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Whale United 4 3 1 0 14 4 10 7
Yellow Bayern Munching 4 3 1 0 7 -2 9 7
Light Blue Man Titty FC 4 2 1 1 14 12 2 5
Pink Toulouse Weight FC 4 2 1 1 11 16 -5 5
Orange Citrus Got Real 4 2 0 2 19 8 11 4
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please 4 2 0 2 7 12 -5 4
Black FC Twente Nuggets 4 0 2 2 3 7 -4 2
Purple Middlesblubber FC 4 0 2 2 11 15 -4 2
Green The Incredible Bulk 4 1 0 3 0 6 -6 2
White Carby County 4 0 2 2 -3 5 -8 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Samuel Holman-Hirst 10.00 3.06%
Orange Citrus Got Real Craig Gaffney 8.50 6.92%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Ben Longley 6.50 6.79%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jack Hanson 6.00 2.40%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Calum O'Hara-Barrett 6.00 -0.69%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Giddy 6.00 -0.83%
Green The Incredible Bulk Scott Williams 5.50 3.36%
Orange Citrus Got Real Dean Kemp 4.00 1.25%
Blue Whale United Anthony Brown 4.00 0.18%
Blue Whale United Danny Hill 3.00 3.00%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please James Forward 3.00 2.30%
Yellow Bayern Munching Jonathan Dobson 3.00 2.22%
White Carby County Mack Edwardson 3.00 2.21%
Orange Citrus Got Real Jonathan Davies 3.00 1.76%
Blue Whale United Charlie Davis 2.50 3.92%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Ben Grime 2.50 3.30%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Alex Thornton 2.50 3.14%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Jem Musa 2.50 3.13%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Gavin Spencer 2.50 2.98%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Anthony Dane-Josiah 2.50 2.03%
Orange Citrus Got Real Robert Lewis 2.50 1.54%
Orange Citrus Got Real Nick Vesta 2.50 1.42%
Yellow Bayern Munching Alex Raha 2.50 1.39%
Green The Incredible Bulk Will Luck 2.50 0.99%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Andy Hazeldine 2.50 0.68%
White Carby County Luke Majewski 2.50 0.53%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Richard Eddo 2.50 0.18%
Blue Whale United Ian Crombie 2.00 2.14%
White Carby County Kavit Patel 2.00 1.63%
Yellow Bayern Munching Remi Aaron 2.00 1.09%
Orange Citrus Got Real John Burgess 2.00 0.77%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Mikey Lingfield 1.50 2.01%
Pink Toulouse Weight FC Daniel Bethel 1.00 3.76%
Light Blue Man Titty FC John Porritt 1.00 1.81%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Simon Denman 1.00 1.58%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Sam Clarke 1.00 1.21%
Green The Incredible Bulk Steve Snowdon 1.00 0.73%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Matt Morris 1.00 0.41%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Jay Chambers 1.00 0.36%
Purple Middlesblubber FC George Worsnop 1.00 0.00%
Orange Citrus Got Real Guy Burrows 1.00 0.00%
Blue Whale United Thomas Bone 1.00 0.00%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Courtney Matheson 1.00 -3.02%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please David Brittain 0.50 2.41%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Max Reed 0.50 1.51%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Darren Appadu 0.50 1.04%
Yellow Bayern Munching Darren Baker 0.50 1.00%
Purple Middlesblubber FC Saif Jaber 0.50 0.95%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Radoslav Prodanov 0.50 0.55%
Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please Christopher Knight 0.50 0.22%
Yellow Bayern Munching James Steel 0.50 0.22%
Yellow Bayern Munching Mohammad Salehi 0.50 0.22%
White Carby County Bradley Kleyn 0.50 0.21%
Black FC Twente Nuggets Tom Liston-Jones 0.50 0.20%
Light Blue Man Titty FC Antony Stephen King 0.50 0.17%
Orange Citrus Got Real Alex Stuart 0.50 0.09%
Blue Whale United Jordan Hancox 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 12 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 12 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 12 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 12 May

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 12 May

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 16 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 16 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 16 June

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 16 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 16 June

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 30 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 30 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 30 June

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 30 June

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 30 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 21:15
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 07 July

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 07 July

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 07 July

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    VS 20:45
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 07 July

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 07 July

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 21:15
    White Carby County

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 31 March

    White Carby County
    8 - 8
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    6 - 15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 4
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    10 - 4
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    7 - 12
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 12 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 16 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 30 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 07 July

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    White Carby County

 

  • Monday 28 April

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 28 April

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 28 April

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 28 April

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 28 April

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 21:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 19 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 19 May

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 19 May

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 19 May

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:45
    White Carby County

  • Monday 19 May

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 21:15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 02 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 02 June

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:15
    White Carby County

  • Monday 02 June

    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    VS 20:45
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 02 June

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 02 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 21:15
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 09 June

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    VS 20:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

  • Monday 09 June

    White Carby County
    VS 20:15
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 09 June

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    VS 20:45
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 09 June

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:45
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 09 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 21:15
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 23 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    VS 20:15
    Green The Incredible Bulk

  • Monday 23 June

    Orange Citrus Got Real
    VS 20:15
    Purple Middlesblubber FC

  • Monday 23 June

    Blue Whale United
    VS 20:45
    Yellow Bayern Munching

  • Monday 23 June

    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    VS 20:45
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 23 June

    White Carby County
    VS 21:15
    Light Blue Man Titty FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 14 April

    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    5 - 15
    Blue Whale United
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    17 - 4
    White Carby County
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    9 - 8
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    4 - 12
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    11 - 12
    Black FC Twente Nuggets

  • Monday 07 April

    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    8 - 13
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    5 - 5
    White Carby County
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    6 - 5
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    11 - 12
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    10 - 9
    Blue Whale United

  • Monday 24 March

    Green The Incredible Bulk
    5 - 8
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    12 - 10
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    11 - 16
    Blue Whale United
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    7 - 6
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    White Carby County
    2 - 6
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 17 March

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    6 - 11
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    19 - 14
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    12 - 12
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    4 - 6
    Blue Whale United
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    6 - 12
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 28 April

    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 19 May

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please

  • Monday 02 June

    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    White Carby County
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Orange Citrus Got Real

  • Monday 09 June

    Yellow Bayern Munching
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    0 - 0
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Pink Toulouse Weight FC

  • Monday 23 June

    Pink Toulouse Weight FC
    0 - 0
    Green The Incredible Bulk
    Orange Citrus Got Real
    0 - 0
    Purple Middlesblubber FC
    Blue Whale United
    0 - 0
    Yellow Bayern Munching
    Black FC Twente Nuggets
    0 - 0
    Red FC Twente Sausage Rolls Please
    White Carby County
    0 - 0
    Light Blue Man Titty FC