Cardiff (Caerdydd)
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Gôls Cardiff , Lawrenny Avenue Cardiff, CF11 8BR
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Cardiff. You are welcome to register and your MAN v FAT coach will contact you when a place is available (you will not have to pay the monthly price of £35.00 until your place is confirmed). Croeso i Bêl-Droed MAN v FAT Casnewydd. Mae croeso i chi gofrestru a bydd eich hyfforddwr MAN v FAT yn cysylltu â chi i'ch ychwanegu i dîm (Ni chodir tâl tanysgrifiad misol o £35.00 arnoch nes bod eich lle yn y gynghrair wedi'i gadarnhau).
MvFF Cardiff has changed so many lives since it's start in 2018. As the oldest club in Wales it became the blueprint for success in the region. With 100s of kilograms lost by its members the statistics speak for themselves. I'm extremely proud to be coach of this amazing league with fellow veteran player David Quinn by my side as our player facilitator. My top tip for anyone joining would be don't wait. The best time to start is today.
James Stanford, Coach, Cardiff (Caerdydd)
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)
9
6
14
2
Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)
9
7
14
3
Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)
9
6
13
4
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)
9
5
11
5
Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)
9
3
7
6
The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)
9
3
6
7
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)
9
2
4
8
Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)
9
1
3
Being part of a club where everyone is in the same boat gives you the structure and information to succeed. I wouldn’t have succeeded without MAN v FAT Football, it’s that simple. My teammates have played a huge role in my weight loss. Having a group of people there to support you, share your success and keep you going was a big, big factor for me. They are legends, every single one of them.
Ian Coles Lost 37.9kg (6st)
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 131 | 79 | 52 | 14 |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 116 | 77 | 39 | 14 |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 149 | 97 | 52 | 13 |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 111 | 97 | 14 | 11 |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 85 | 111 | -26 | 7 |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 86 | 109 | -23 | 6 |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 68 | 123 | -55 | 4 |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 79 | 132 | -53 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 66 | 22 | 44 | 16 |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 49 | 21 | 28 | 15 |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 35 | 33 | 2 | 13 |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 50 | 27 | 23 | 11 |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 31 | 40 | -9 | 8 |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 51 | -23 | 5 |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 25 | 40 | -15 | 4 |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 21 | 71 | -50 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 40 | 22 | 18 | 15 |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 51 | 30 | 21 | 14 |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 25 | 4 | 11 |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 10 |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 25 | 36 | -11 | 6 |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 21 | 38 | -17 | 6 |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 13 | 38 | -25 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Rob Palmizi | 13.50 | 13.48% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Adam Watts | 13.50 | 13.43% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Oliver Hill | 13.50 | 8.54% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Andrew Millar | 12.00 | 11.38% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Scott Cosgrave | 11.50 | 8.74% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Ashley Cushen | 8.50 | 12.43% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Christopher Jeffreys | 8.00 | 7.03% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Callum O Sullivan | 8.00 | 5.38% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | David Quinn | 7.50 | 8.01% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Steven Dart | 7.50 | 2.84% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Alex Williams | 6.50 | 9.37% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | James Bishop | 6.50 | 6.58% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Dan Taylor | 6.50 | 2.82% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Igor Camara | 6.00 | 8.97% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Mike Jones | 5.00 | 3.78% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Matt Edwards | 5.00 | 1.01% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | James Dunn | 4.00 | 5.04% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Jonathan Dunn | 4.00 | 0.35% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Craig Taylor | 3.50 | 5.45% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Oliver Coodye | 3.50 | 4.71% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Carl McGowan | 3.50 | 3.80% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Joey D'aguiar | 3.50 | 2.01% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Chris Jones | 3.50 | 1.60% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Owen Griffiths | 3.00 | 2.98% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Matthew Roberts | 3.00 | 2.83% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | James Richards | 3.00 | 2.08% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | David Kavanagh | 3.00 | 1.52% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Liam D-young | 3.00 | 1.17% |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Kevyn Jones | 2.50 | 2.63% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Paul Manfredi | 2.50 | 2.47% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Marc Thompson | 2.50 | 2.09% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Oliver Isaacs | 2.50 | 1.92% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Aled Mills | 2.50 | 1.87% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Lewis Bailey | 2.50 | 1.12% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Ben Edwards | 2.50 | 0.74% |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Kieran Matthews | 2.50 | 0.33% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Mark Bailey | 1.50 | 1.03% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Joseph Davidson | 1.50 | 0.52% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Nick High | 1.50 | 0.21% |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Dexter Palmer | 1.00 | 2.65% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Kierran James | 1.00 | 1.93% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Peter Sixsmith | 1.00 | 1.29% |
| Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Craig Daye | 1.00 | 1.17% |
| The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Peter Hallows | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | David Owen | 1.00 | 0.32% |
| Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Aaron Hill | 0.50 | 2.31% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Ashley Smith | 0.50 | 1.09% |
| Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Nick Aiston | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Ryan Davy | 0.50 | 0.98% |
| VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) | Gareth Evans | 0.50 | 0.48% |
| Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Nick Fudge | 0.50 | -0.62% |
| Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) | Simon Wickham | 0.50 | -1.28% |
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Wednesday 05 February
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:00Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 05 February
Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 19:30Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 05 February
Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 20:00The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 05 February
Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 20:30VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 12 February
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 19:00Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 12 February
Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:30Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 12 February
The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 12 February
Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 20:30Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 19 February
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:00Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 19 February
Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 19:30The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 19 February
Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:00VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 19 February
Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 20:30Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 26 February
Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:00Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 26 February
Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:30Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 26 February
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:00Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 26 February
The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:30Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 05 March
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:00The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 05 March
Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VS 19:30VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 05 March
Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:00Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 05 March
Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 29 January
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)12 - 14Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)14 - 27Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)8 - 13Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)14 - 13Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 22 January
The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)4 - 17Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)12 - 18Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)19 - 5Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)7 - 11VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 15 January
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)11 - 9Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)6 - 11Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)3 - 19The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)10 - 10Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 08 January
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)6 - 20Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)14 - 6The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)9 - 9Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)11 - 9Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 18 December
Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)4 - 18Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)12 - 11Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)13 - 9VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)19 - 8The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 11 December
Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)7 - 21Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)12 - 9Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)20 - 13Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)17 - 6VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 04 December
Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)11 - 1VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)13 - 20Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)7 - 11Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)6 - 23Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 27 November
The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)12 - 8Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)6 - 10Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)10 - 9Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)8 - 11Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 20 November
Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)12 - 11Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)11 - 12VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)9 - 9Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)15 - 10The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 05 February
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 12 February
VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle) -
Wednesday 19 February
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 26 February
Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay) -
Wednesday 05 March
Houston Dominos (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0The Barney Army (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Vanillareal C.F. (MvFF Cardiff Bay)0 - 0VfL Wolfsburger (MvFF Cardiff Castle)Phallus Cowboys (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Bele Ali FC (MvFF Cardiff Bay)Black Forest Fateau (MvFF Cardiff Castle)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Peppers (MvFF Cardiff Bay)