Carlisle
Monday | 19:00-21:00
Carlisle Campus Sports - Harraby 3G, Edgehill Rd, Carlisle Carlisle, CA1 3SL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Carlisle. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.
The best club for the men of Carlisle to lose weight, build fitness, make new friends, and be part of a great community
Dylan Smith, Coach, Carlisle
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)
3
3
6
2
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
3
2
4
3
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)
3
2
4
4
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)
3
1
2
5
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
3
1
2
6
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)
3
0
0
I saw the ad for Man v Fat and toyed with the idea of signing up. Having done no sport whatsoever for over 20 years, I was seriously doubting whether I would be able to physically manage to play football again. I also had the fear of playing with people I didn't know, and whether or not I would be judged on my ability and weight. Thankfully, I felt completely comfortable there from the very first session, with everyone extremely welcoming and supportive! A year and a bit on, my mental health is the best it has been for years. Although the weight loss has been slow, for me Man v Fat is far more than just weight loss. I feel far more physically fit and a lot better about myself. I've now played for my kids' teams in parents' matches and surprised a few people during them as well, all of which is down to Man v Fat, coach Bev, and the great set of lads that make it all possible.
KEV BROUGH PARMESAN - BELGRADE BLACKS
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 22 | 20 | 6 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 34 | 29 | 5 | 4 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 27 | 1 | 4 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 2 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 27 | -2 | 2 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 45 | -23 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 5 | 14 | 6 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 10 | 5 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 4 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 12 | -11 | 0 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 20 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 4 |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 3 |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 12 | -5 | 2 |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Dave Cooper | 5.50 | 4.47% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Benjamin Millington | 5.00 | -0.44% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ben Snell | 4.00 | 0.36% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Joe Little | 3.50 | 3.55% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Ryan Roberts | 3.50 | 1.90% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Dan McAulay | 3.00 | 5.01% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jack Cooper | 3.00 | 3.73% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Craig Graham | 3.00 | 2.71% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Paul Reynolds | 3.00 | 1.57% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tim Linford | 2.50 | 3.97% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Hein VAN DER WESTHUIZEN | 2.50 | 3.04% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Michael Hall | 2.50 | 2.48% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | John Nicol | 2.50 | 2.11% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Peter Barlow | 2.50 | 2.04% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Shane Statter | 2.50 | 1.83% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stuart Irving | 2.50 | 1.66% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Matty Bolton | 2.50 | 1.63% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Gareth Hewgill | 2.50 | 1.37% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Ashley Clarkson | 2.50 | 0.76% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Tyler Millington | 1.50 | 1.67% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Mal Brown | 1.00 | 4.93% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Jon Nattrass | 1.00 | 3.33% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | George Portsmouth | 1.00 | 3.09% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Jonathan Gupwell | 1.00 | 2.81% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Baz Cannon | 1.00 | 2.76% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Kieron Bulman | 1.00 | 2.48% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Stephen McKeeman | 1.00 | 2.29% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Mike Vevers | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Kevin Brough | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Steven Dean | 1.00 | 1.35% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Max Reside-Robb | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Hugh Godfrey | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Steven Robinson | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Simon Patrick | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Rob Ullyart | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Douglas Penrice | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) | Dale McDougall | 1.00 | 0.39% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Michael Cameron | 1.00 | 0.38% |
| MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) | Sam Carney | 0.50 | 2.04% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Stuart Milburn | 0.50 | 1.76% |
| FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) | Peter Smith | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) | Michael Cruickshank | 0.50 | 1.45% |
| ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) | Ash Collin | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jason Timms | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) | Jake Gildert | 0.50 | 0.40% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 12 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 12 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 12 May
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 09 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 09 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 07 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)5 - 19TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)8 - 11CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)13 - 11FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 12 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 09 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)
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Monday 28 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 28 April
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 28 April
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 05 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 19 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 19 May
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 19:30NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 19 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 20:00ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 26 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 19:00CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 26 May
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:30FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 26 May
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 02 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 02 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 16 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)VS 19:00NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 16 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)VS 19:30ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 16 June
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)VS 20:00MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 23 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)VS 19:00FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 23 June
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)VS 19:30CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 23 June
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)VS 20:00TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 14 April
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 13NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)11 - 8TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)10 - 14ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 31 March
CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)8 - 12MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)12 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)11 - 8NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 24 March
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)7 - 10ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)8 - 6TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)4 - 19FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red) -
Monday 28 April
NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue) -
Monday 05 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green) -
Monday 19 May
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black) -
Monday 26 May
ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 02 June
FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange) -
Monday 16 June
TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)0 - 0NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)0 - 0ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)0 - 0MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White) -
Monday 23 June
MEAL MADRID (Carlisle White)0 - 0FLABERDEAN (Carlisle Red)NORTHERN PIELAND (Carlisle Green)0 - 0CHIPSWICH TOWN (Carlisle Blue)ORLANDO PIERATES (Carlisle Black)0 - 0TOAST D’IVOIRE (Carlisle Orange)