Chelmsford
Thursday | 19:00-21:00
Sandon Soccer, The Sandon School, Molrams Ln, Sandon Chelmsford, CM2 7AQ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Chelmsford. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
I've been lucky enough to watch MAN v FAT Football evolve from one club in Solihull to a thriving community of thousands of men. It's been an exciting journey supporting men to better health through sustainable lifestyle changes and weight loss. MAN v FAT Chelmsford joined our community in 2019 and now boasts thousands of kg lost and players who have lost anywhere from 5% to 35% of their body weight! MAN v FAT Chelmsford is always welcoming new players into our club, if you love football and hate being fat, this is the club for you.
Terry Dowding, Coach, Chelmsford
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bolton Wobblers (White)
8
6
13
2
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)
8
6
12
3
Snotts County
8
5
11
4
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)
8
3
6
5
Bayer Liposuction (Red)
8
2
4
6
Blueberry Muffintops
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 96 | 53 | 43 | 13 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 108 | 66 | 42 | 12 |
| Snotts County | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 11 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 59 | 83 | -24 | 6 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 38 | 86 | -48 | 4 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 97 | -31 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snotts County | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 21 | 23 | 14 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 23 | 23 | 13 |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 31 | 22 | 9 | 9 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 37 | -9 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 22 | 36 | -14 | 5 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 22 | 54 | -32 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 40 | 12 | 28 | 14 |
| Blueberry Muffintops | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 10 |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 39 | 26 | 13 | 9 |
| Snotts County | 8 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 8 |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 26 | -5 | 7 |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 | -4 | 29 | -33 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | LUKE CLEMENTS | 14.00 | 0.76% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Chris Morris | 13.50 | 8.94% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Steve Bass | 12.00 | 10.36% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matt Stevens | 12.00 | 8.77% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Simon Voake | 10.50 | 8.04% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Martin Day | 10.50 | 5.41% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Keith Barnes | 9.00 | 3.86% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Mark Lyons | 8.00 | 3.03% |
| Snotts County | Tom Mean | 7.00 | 5.45% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Ant Sleet | 7.00 | 3.29% |
| Snotts County | James McCarthy | 6.50 | 7.72% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Michael Weale | 6.50 | 3.34% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Paul Norton | 6.00 | 6.70% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | William Swindell | 6.00 | 4.37% |
| Snotts County | Spencer Stansfield | 6.00 | 4.34% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Pedro Raxworthy | 6.00 | 0.94% |
| Snotts County | Chris Towns | 5.50 | 4.32% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Russell Smith | 5.00 | 4.74% |
| Snotts County | Scott Mordrick | 5.00 | 3.51% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | jack huckle | 3.50 | 4.59% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Matthew Creasey | 3.50 | 3.07% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Josh Heffernan | 3.50 | 1.89% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | David Shannon | 3.50 | 1.53% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Dave Spencer | 3.50 | 1.17% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Chris Chappell | 3.50 | 0.85% |
| Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) | Adam Lock | 3.00 | 2.82% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | David Tron | 3.00 | 1.69% |
| Snotts County | Ryan Love | 3.00 | 1.23% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Sam Blowers | 3.00 | 0.17% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Robert Toms | 2.50 | 1.64% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Michael Eldred | 2.50 | 1.07% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Scott Teader | 1.50 | 1.84% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Barrie Smith | 1.50 | 1.44% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Kiran Desai | 1.50 | -0.38% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ryan Swindell | 1.00 | 1.75% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Stuart Brick | 1.00 | 0.69% |
| Bolton Wobblers (White) | Ian Swindell | 1.00 | -0.41% |
| Snotts County | Roy Moore | 0.50 | 1.45% |
| Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) | Lee Acford | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Mark Allum | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Blueberry Muffintops | Rob White | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Bayer Liposuction (Red) | Jon Pead | 0.50 | 0.18% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Thursday 24 April
Snotts County21 - 8Bolton Wobblers (White)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)12 - 7Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)3 - 1Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 27 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)19 - 10Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)21 - 8Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County9 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red) -
Thursday 27 February
Bolton Wobblers (White)9 - 5Bayer Liposuction (Red)Snotts County6 - 16Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)17 - 3Blueberry Muffintops
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Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)VS 19:00Snotts County -
Thursday 01 May
Blueberry MuffintopsVS 19:30Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 01 May
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)VS 20:00Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)VS 19:00Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 08 May
Snotts CountyVS 19:30Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 08 May
Bolton Wobblers (White)VS 20:00Bayer Liposuction (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 17 April
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)5 - 8Bayer Liposuction (Red)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)12 - 6Bolton Wobblers (White)Blueberry Muffintops7 - 11Snotts County -
Thursday 10 April
Snotts County13 - 7Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Bayer Liposuction (Red)5 - 13Blueberry MuffintopsBolton Wobblers (White)15 - 1Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 03 April
Bayer Liposuction (Red)1 - 14Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)2 - 13Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops7 - 21Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 20 March
Bolton Wobblers (White)12 - 12Snotts CountyBayer Liposuction (Red)2 - 16Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Blueberry Muffintops11 - 12Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black) -
Thursday 13 March
Bayer Liposuction (Red)6 - 12Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)15 - 10Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Snotts County11 - 10Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 06 March
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)16 - 8Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops7 - 10Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)5 - 12Bolton Wobblers (White) -
Thursday 20 February
Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)8 - 12Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)Blueberry Muffintops5 - 13Bolton Wobblers (White)Bayer Liposuction (Red)-1 - 5Snotts County -
Thursday 13 February
Snotts County7 - 9Bolton Wobblers (White)Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)14 - 7Bayer Liposuction (Red)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)14 - 6Blueberry Muffintops -
Thursday 01 May
Bayer Liposuction (Red)0 - 0Snotts CountyBlueberry Muffintops0 - 0Bolton Wobblers (White)Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)0 - 0Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow) -
Thursday 08 May
Champagne Super Rovers (Yellow)0 - 0Blueberry MuffintopsSnotts County0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Chelmsford Black)Bolton Wobblers (White)0 - 0Bayer Liposuction (Red)