Chester

Wednesday | 19:30-21:30

Goals Chester, Bumpers Lane, Talbot Way Off Chester, CH1 4LT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chester. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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ONE OF THE BEST DECISIONS I EVER MADE WAS TO JOIN MAN V FAT AS A PLAYER. I WAS SLOWLY EATING MYSELF TO DEATH, AND HAD NO CONFIDENCE AND NO VALUE IN LIFE. MAN V FAT CHANGED ALL THAT, AND I KNOW IT WILL FOR YOU TOO.

Victoria Fisher, Coach, Chester

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
5
4
9
2
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
5
3
7
3
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
5
1
5
4
R B Limpzig (Chester White)
5
2
5
5
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
5
0
3
6
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
5
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 4 1 0 58 26 32 9
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 3 1 1 38 33 5 7
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 1 3 1 29 29 0 5
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 2 1 2 34 36 -2 5
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 0 3 2 27 46 -19 3
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 0 1 4 25 41 -16 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 5 0 0 19 10 9 10
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 4 1 0 39 17 22 9
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 3 0 2 28 12 16 6
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 2 0 3 18 25 -7 4
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 0 1 4 15 27 -12 1
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 0 0 5 6 34 -28 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 4 1 0 11 1 10 9
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 3 1 1 12 4 8 7
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 2 2 1 7 4 3 6
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 2 1 2 4 8 -4 5
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 1 1 3 2 6 -4 3
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 0 0 5 -2 11 -13 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Dan Hackett 6.50 6.67%
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) Rob Jones 6.50 3.38%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Tom Brazier 5.50 3.80%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Chris Evans 5.00 1.22%
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) Mark Jones 3.50 4.53%
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Robert O'hara 3.50 1.28%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Callum Galland 3.00 2.94%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Simon Llewellyn 3.00 2.79%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Laurence Bryan 2.00 2.28%
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) Anthony Bent 1.50 0.71%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Nyle Ceplis 1.00 3.19%
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) Sam Thompson 1.00 1.81%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Jerry Oshopey 1.00 0.38%
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Callum Davies 1.00 0.09%
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) Anthony Robinson 1.00 -0.09%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Luke Pritchard 0.50 0.31%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 20:00
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    VS 20:30
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 20 November

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    4 - 4
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    5 - 8
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    6 - 1
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)

  • Wednesday 23 October

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    7 - 5
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    5 - 9
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    10 - 4
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 18 December

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

 

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 20:30
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    VS 19:30
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 20:00
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 19:30
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 20:00
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 19:30
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 19:30
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    VS 20:00
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    VS 20:30
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 13 November

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    7 - 7
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    10 - 7
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    9 - 9
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)

  • Wednesday 06 November

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    12 - 1
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    7 - 7
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    12 - 1
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 October

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    2 - 7
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    7 - 7
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    6 - 5
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

  • Wednesday 16 October

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    9 - 2
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    5 - 5
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    21 - 4
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

  • Wednesday 09 October

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    4 - 5
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    7 - 8
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    13 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)

  • Wednesday 27 November

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)

  • Wednesday 04 December

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    0 - 0
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)

  • Wednesday 11 December

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)

  • Wednesday 08 January

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)

  • Wednesday 15 January

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    0 - 0
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)