Chester

Wednesday | 19:30-21:30

Goals Chester, Bumpers Lane, Talbot Way Off Chester, CH1 4LT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Chester. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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ONE OF THE BEST DECISIONS I EVER MADE WAS TO JOIN MAN V FAT AS A PLAYER. I WAS SLOWLY EATING MYSELF TO DEATH, AND HAD NO CONFIDENCE AND NO VALUE IN LIFE. MAN V FAT CHANGED ALL THAT, AND I KNOW IT WILL FOR YOU TOO.

Victoria Fisher, Coach, Chester

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
5
4
8
2
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
5
1
6
3
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
5
3
6
4
R B Limpzig (Chester White)
5
2
4
5
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
5
0
4
6
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 4 0 1 58 45 13 8
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 1 4 0 8 5 3 6
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 3 0 2 44 44 0 6
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 2 0 3 51 52 -1 4
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 0 4 1 5 8 -3 4
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 1 0 4 38 50 -12 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 4 0 1 35 21 14 8
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 0 5 0 2 2 0 5
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 0 5 0 2 2 0 5
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 2 0 3 27 26 1 4
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 2 0 3 22 25 -3 4
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 2 0 3 25 37 -12 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
R B Limpzig (Chester White) 5 3 1 1 20 10 10 7
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) 5 1 4 0 5 3 2 6
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) 5 2 1 2 21 17 4 5
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) 5 2 1 2 9 21 -12 5
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) 5 0 4 1 3 5 -2 4
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) 5 1 1 3 10 12 -2 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Peter Collins 9.50 2.82%
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Callum Davies 6.00 3.14%
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Mark Jones 5.50 6.13%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Colin Whelan 5.50 5.74%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Ryan Foley 5.00 5.93%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Chris Evans 5.00 3.43%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Marc Hughes 3.50 7.82%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Luis Parody 3.50 4.45%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Philip Murray 3.50 4.29%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Guy Statham 3.50 3.99%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Elston Taylor 3.00 3.70%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Sean Keighery 3.00 0.64%
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) Ben Murray 3.00 0.41%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Marc England 2.50 1.49%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Simon Cartledge 2.50 1.38%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Mark Beresford 2.50 0.95%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Simon Llewellyn 2.50 0.55%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Luke Pritchard 2.00 2.75%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Joff Haigh 1.50 2.10%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) RICHARD Goble 1.00 4.35%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Dan Thomas 1.00 2.54%
R B Limpzig (Chester White) Callum Galland 1.00 1.81%
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) Jake Cooper 1.00 1.65%
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) Joe Fahy 1.00 1.05%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 19:30
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 20:00
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 20:30
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    16 - 8
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    4 - 7
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 12 February

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    7 - 6
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    4 - 5
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    1 - 17
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)

 

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    VS 19:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 20:00
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    VS 19:30
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    VS 19:30
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 20:00
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 20:30
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    VS 20:00
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    VS 20:30
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    VS 19:30
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    VS 20:30
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    4 - 1
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    8 - 7
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    12 - 7
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    9 - 8
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    5 - 11
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
  • Wednesday 19 February

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    11 - 2
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    9 - 7
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 05 February

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    10 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    16 - 13
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 29 January

    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    4 - 4
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    18 - 11
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    9 - 13
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
  • Wednesday 26 March

    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    0 - 0
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
    0 - 0
    Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
    Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
    R B Limpzig (Chester White)
    0 - 0
    Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)