Chester
Wednesday | 19:30-21:30
ONE OF THE BEST DECISIONS I EVER MADE WAS TO JOIN MAN V FAT AS A PLAYER. I WAS SLOWLY EATING MYSELF TO DEATH, AND HAD NO CONFIDENCE AND NO VALUE IN LIFE. MAN V FAT CHANGED ALL THAT, AND I KNOW IT WILL FOR YOU TOO.
Victoria Fisher, Coach, Chester
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)
5
4
8
2
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)
5
1
6
3
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)
5
3
6
4
R B Limpzig (Chester White)
5
2
4
5
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)
5
0
4
6
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
5
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 58 | 45 | 13 | 8 |
| Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 6 |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 44 | 44 | 0 | 6 |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 52 | -1 | 4 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 4 |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 38 | 50 | -12 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 21 | 14 | 8 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) | 5 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 26 | 1 | 4 |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 25 | -3 | 4 |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 7 |
| Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 6 |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 5 |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 21 | -12 | 5 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 4 |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Peter Collins | 9.50 | 2.82% |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | Callum Davies | 6.00 | 3.14% |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | Mark Jones | 5.50 | 6.13% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Colin Whelan | 5.50 | 5.74% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Ryan Foley | 5.00 | 5.93% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Chris Evans | 5.00 | 3.43% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Marc Hughes | 3.50 | 7.82% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Luis Parody | 3.50 | 4.45% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Philip Murray | 3.50 | 4.29% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Guy Statham | 3.50 | 3.99% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Elston Taylor | 3.00 | 3.70% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Sean Keighery | 3.00 | 0.64% |
| Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) | Ben Murray | 3.00 | 0.41% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Marc England | 2.50 | 1.49% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Simon Cartledge | 2.50 | 1.38% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Mark Beresford | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Simon Llewellyn | 2.50 | 0.55% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Luke Pritchard | 2.00 | 2.75% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Joff Haigh | 1.50 | 2.10% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | RICHARD Goble | 1.00 | 4.35% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Dan Thomas | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| R B Limpzig (Chester White) | Callum Galland | 1.00 | 1.81% |
| Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) | Jake Cooper | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) | Joe Fahy | 1.00 | 1.05% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 09 April
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)VS 19:30Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) -
Wednesday 09 April
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)VS 20:00Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 April
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)VS 20:30R B Limpzig (Chester White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 12 March
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)0 - 0Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)16 - 8Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)4 - 7R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 12 February
R B Limpzig (Chester White)7 - 6Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)4 - 5Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)1 - 17Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) -
Wednesday 09 April
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)0 - 0Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)0 - 0R B Limpzig (Chester White)
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Wednesday 19 March
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)VS 19:30Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 19 March
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)VS 20:00Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) -
Wednesday 19 March
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)VS 20:30R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 26 March
R B Limpzig (Chester White)VS 19:30Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) -
Wednesday 26 March
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)VS 20:00Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) -
Wednesday 26 March
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)VS 20:30Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 02 April
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)VS 19:30Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) -
Wednesday 02 April
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)VS 20:00R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 02 April
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)VS 20:30Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 April
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)VS 19:30Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) -
Wednesday 16 April
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)VS 20:00R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 16 April
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)VS 20:30Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 23 April
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)VS 19:30Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) -
Wednesday 23 April
Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)VS 20:00Sons of Obesity (Chester Red) -
Wednesday 23 April
R B Limpzig (Chester White)VS 20:30Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 05 March
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)4 - 1Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)8 - 7R B Limpzig (Chester White)Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)12 - 7Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) -
Wednesday 26 February
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)0 - 0Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)R B Limpzig (Chester White)9 - 8Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)5 - 11Athletico McRib (Chester Blue) -
Wednesday 19 February
R B Limpzig (Chester White)11 - 2Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)9 - 7Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 05 February
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)10 - 5Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)16 - 13R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 29 January
Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)4 - 4Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)18 - 11R B Limpzig (Chester White)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)9 - 13Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green) -
Wednesday 19 March
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)0 - 0R B Limpzig (Chester White) -
Wednesday 26 March
R B Limpzig (Chester White)0 - 0Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)0 - 0Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 02 April
Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)0 - 0R B Limpzig (Chester White)Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 April
Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)0 - 0R B Limpzig (Chester White)Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black) -
Wednesday 23 April
Diabetico Madrid (Chester Black)0 - 0Gangrene Goblins (Chester Green)Athletico McRib (Chester Blue)0 - 0Sons of Obesity (Chester Red)R B Limpzig (Chester White)0 - 0Banana Ramen (Chester Yellow)