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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
3
3
6
2
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
3
2
4
3
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
3
1
2
4
Lardiff City (Black)
3
1
2
5
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
3
1
2
6
Man Titty (Orange)
3
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 3 3 0 0 31 24 7 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 3 2 0 1 37 22 15 4
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 3 1 0 2 23 21 2 2
Lardiff City (Black) 3 1 0 2 27 33 -6 2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 3 1 0 2 25 31 -6 2
Man Titty (Orange) 3 1 0 2 22 34 -12 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 3 3 0 0 25 14 11 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 3 2 0 1 18 15 3 4
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 3 1 1 1 18 13 5 3
Man Titty (Orange) 3 0 2 1 13 16 -3 2
Lardiff City (Black) 3 1 0 2 16 21 -5 2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 3 0 1 2 10 21 -11 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 3 3 0 0 16 3 13 6
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 3 3 0 0 12 7 5 6
Lardiff City (Black) 3 1 0 2 7 9 -2 2
Man Titty (Orange) 3 1 0 2 7 15 -8 2
Pork Vale (Blue) 3 0 1 2 3 6 -3 1
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 3 0 1 2 1 6 -5 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Darren Smith 7.00 5.97%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Adam Chatten 6.00 4.22%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 5.00 4.98%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 5.00 1.56%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 5.00 -0.13%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Martin 3.00 3.04%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 3.00 2.29%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 3.00 1.15%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 3.00 0.81%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 2.50 1.86%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 2.50 1.43%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 2.50 0.91%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 2.50 0.82%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 2.50 0.70%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 2.50 0.31%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 2.50 0.20%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 2.50 0.17%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gregg Davis 1.50 0.30%
Man Titty (Orange) Greg Stephens 1.00 1.82%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 1.00 1.38%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 1.00 1.32%
Man Titty (Orange) Tom Karadzic 1.00 0.80%
Lardiff City (Black) Noel Bush 1.00 0.65%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Warren Hallworth 1.00 0.46%
Man Titty (Orange) Leigh Alston 1.00 0.00%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Paul Dolden 0.50 2.96%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Toby Fox-Hammond 0.50 2.30%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Justin Boswick 0.50 0.72%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Alan Currivan 0.50 0.10%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    15 - 12
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    7 - -1
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 3
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

 

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 20:00
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    14 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    5 - 18
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    12 - 6
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 7
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    10 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)