Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Six | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
2
2
4
2
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
2
1
2
3
Lardiff City (Black)
2
1
2
4
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
2
1
2
5
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
2
0
1
6
Man Titty (Orange)
2
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 4 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 27 | -7 | 2 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 19 | -7 | 1 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 26 | -8 | 1 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Pork Vale (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 4 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 4 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 2 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 1 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 2 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 1 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | Paul Gibbs | 3.50 | 0.48% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Mike Worskitt | 2.00 | 1.14% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jan Lawlor | 2.00 | -1.84% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Reece Currie | 1.00 | 2.51% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Stephen Jones | 1.00 | 1.87% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Mark Ferrari | 1.00 | 1.70% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Alan Currivan | 1.00 | 1.61% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Dwane Regis | 1.00 | 1.19% |
Man Titty (Orange) | James Culling | 1.00 | 1.16% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Robert Skipper | 1.00 | 1.05% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Daniel Connellan | 1.00 | 0.99% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Milan Karadzic | 1.00 | 0.88% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Thomas Nind | 1.00 | 0.84% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Peter Jenkins | 1.00 | 0.22% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Dan Garrett | 0.50 | 1.36% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Dominic Green | 0.50 | 1.29% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Michael Lister | 0.50 | 0.84% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Lee De’ath | 0.50 | 0.81% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | James Webster | 0.50 | 0.78% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Charlie Fox | 0.50 | 0.56% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jonathan Nottage | 0.50 | 0.55% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Justin Boswick | 0.50 | 0.49% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | ALI CAIRNS | 0.50 | 0.48% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Graham Sparkes | 0.50 | 0.43% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Daniel Martin | 0.50 | 0.42% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Mark Taylor | 0.50 | 0.33% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Adam Williams | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | nick towler | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Gregg Davis | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Russell Smith | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Simon Durrant | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 30 October
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 30 October
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:30Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 30 October
Man Titty (Orange)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 27 November
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 27 November
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 27 November
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 08 January
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 08 January
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:30Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 08 January
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Man Titty (Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 30 October
Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 27 November
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 08 January
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)
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Wednesday 06 November
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 06 November
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:30Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 06 November
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 13 November
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 13 November
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 13 November
Lardiff City (Black)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 20 November
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 20 November
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 20 November
Man Titty (Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 04 December
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 04 December
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 04 December
Lardiff City (Black)VS 21:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 11 December
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 11 December
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:30Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 11 December
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 18 December
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 18 December
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:30Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 18 December
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 15 January
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 15 January
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:30Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 15 January
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 22 January
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 22 January
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:30Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 22 January
Man Titty (Orange)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 23 October
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)11 - 19Pork Vale (Blue)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)18 - 10Man Titty (Orange)Lardiff City (Black)11 - 4Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 16 October
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)8 - 8Man Titty (Orange)Pork Vale (Blue)12 - 5Lardiff City (Black)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)9 - 8Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 06 November
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 13 November
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 20 November
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 04 December
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 11 December
Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 18 December
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 15 January
Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 22 January
Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)