Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
5
5
10
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
5
4
8
3
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
5
2
4
4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
5
2
4
5
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
5
1
2
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
5
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 83 | 33 | 50 | 10 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 35 | 24 | 8 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 52 | 64 | -12 | 4 |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 68 | -17 | 4 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 43 | 59 | -16 | 2 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 30 | 59 | -29 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 14 | 38 | 10 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 18 | 20 | 8 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 38 | -9 | 4 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 34 | -11 | 3 |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 24 | 46 | -22 | 3 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 2 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 7 |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 6 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 6 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 4 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 13 | -13 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Graham Lawlor | 10.00 | -0.62% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jan Lawlor | 9.00 | 3.16% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Simon Durrant | 8.00 | 3.31% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Reece Currie | 8.00 | 3.24% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | David Langston | 6.50 | 3.17% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Darren Smith | 6.00 | 3.62% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Jonathan Nottage | 5.50 | 2.76% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Damian Lidster | 5.00 | 2.91% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Rick Hall | 4.00 | 1.71% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Andrew Fergus | 3.50 | 4.47% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Paul Gibbs | 3.50 | 2.20% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jake Towns | 3.50 | 0.74% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Alan Currivan | 3.00 | 1.16% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Naveen Shrestha | 3.00 | 1.14% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Peter Jenkins | 3.00 | 0.22% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Darren White | 2.50 | 3.95% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | George Hayden | 2.50 | 3.30% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Michael Lister | 2.50 | 2.78% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Liam WIGGINS | 2.50 | 2.38% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Richard Lessemun | 2.50 | 1.24% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jonas Rhodes | 2.50 | 0.52% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Dan Fish | 2.00 | 1.73% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Russell Smith | 2.00 | 0.26% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Dale Knock | 1.00 | 1.27% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Charlie Fox | 1.00 | 0.46% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Calum Irvine | 1.00 | 0.21% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | James Culling | 1.00 | -0.67% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | James Webster | 0.50 | 1.33% |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | nick towler | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Mark Ferrari | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | David Hogan | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Toby Fox-Hammond | 0.50 | -0.63% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 15 October
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 10Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 13Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)17 - 7Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)9 - 14Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)13 - 3Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 15Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
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Wednesday 22 October
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 22 October
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 22 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 29 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 29 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:30Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 29 October
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 05 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 05 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 05 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 19 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 19 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 26 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 26 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 08 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)8 - 13Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)5 - 12Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 9Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 01 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)12 - 16Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 10Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)6 - 16Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 24 September
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)11 - 9Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)21 - 8Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)15 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)8 - 14Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)13 - 7Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 03 September
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)8 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)12 - 13Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)4 - 20Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 22 October
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 29 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 05 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)