Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Job Serve Community Stadium , United Way, Colchester, CO4 5UP Open map →

Coach: Tom Irving

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red) 13 13 0 0 154 90 64 26
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) 13 8 1 4 164 120 44 17
Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow) 13 8 1 4 117 102 15 17
FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange) 13 6 0 7 130 121 9 12
Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green) 13 5 0 8 99 122 -23 10
Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink) 13 5 0 8 82 119 -37 10
Largentina (Colchester Light Blue) 13 4 1 8 103 113 -10 9
MK Donald’s (Colchester Black) 13 1 1 11 75 137 -62 3
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red) 13 12 0 1 77 27 50 24
Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow) 13 8 1 4 64 45 19 17
FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange) 13 8 0 5 72 46 26 16
Largentina (Colchester Light Blue) 13 6 1 6 31 38 -7 13
Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink) 13 6 1 6 37 46 -9 13
Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green) 13 5 1 7 50 50 0 11
MK Donald’s (Colchester Black) 13 3 0 10 30 70 -40 6
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) 13 2 0 11 36 75 -39 4
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P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) 13 12 1 0 92 17 75 25
FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange) 13 7 1 5 28 46 -18 15
Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green) 13 7 1 5 21 45 -24 15
Largentina (Colchester Light Blue) 13 5 3 5 43 45 -2 13
Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow) 13 5 1 7 28 28 0 11
Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink) 13 5 1 7 19 46 -27 11
Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red) 13 4 2 7 48 34 14 10
MK Donald’s (Colchester Black) 13 2 0 11 21 39 -18 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) Lee Deery 16.00 11.05%
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) Andy Weller 13.00 8.63%
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) nick garriock 11.50 7.21%
Largentina (Colchester Light Blue) Robert Turner 11.00 8.42%
Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red) Rick hall 11.00 6.77%
Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red) Robert Skipper 11.00 6.58%
Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow) Kelvin Buick 11.00 5.99%
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) Daniel Irons 10.50 7.94%
KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue) Geoff Johnson 9.00 9.13%
MK Donald’s (Colchester Black) Lee De’ath 9.00 6.24%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Wednesday, 01 April 2020

    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
  • Wednesday, 01 April 2020

    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
  • Wednesday, 01 April 2020

    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
  • Wednesday, 01 April 2020

    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)

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  • Wednesday, 11 March 2020

    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    4 - 9
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    2 - 5
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    5 - 7
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    11 - 5
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
  • Wednesday, 04 March 2020

    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    12 - 15
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    12 - 7
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    6 - 4
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    8 - 9
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
  • Wednesday, 26 February 2020

    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    17 - 6
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    4 - 9
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    10 - 15
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    11 - 4
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
  • Wednesday, 19 February 2020

    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    9 - 11
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    10 - 4
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    9 - 11
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    5 - 4
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
  • Wednesday, 12 February 2020

    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    7 - 20
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    14 - 1
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    5 - 5
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    5 - 9
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
  • Wednesday, 05 February 2020

    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    6 - 8
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    7 - 11
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    8 - 4
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    12 - 3
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
  • Wednesday, 29 January 2020

    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    4 - 11
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    14 - 1
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    6 - 11
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    7 - 11
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
  • Wednesday, 22 January 2020

    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    18 - 7
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    5 - 13
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    14 - 13
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    11 - 18
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    15 - 9
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    10 - 12
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    6 - 14
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    12 - 10
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    5 - 9
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    12 - 3
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    3 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    3 - 2
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    14 - 25
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    7 - 12
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    12 - 9
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    8 - 4
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    8 - 9
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    9 - 10
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    10 - 7
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    12 - 12
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    4 - 9
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    11 - 9
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    8 - 9
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    9 - 13
    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
  • Wednesday, 01 April 2020

    Borussia Doughnut (Colchester Yellow)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald’s (Colchester Black)
    Pathetico Madrid (Colchester Red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina (Colchester Light Blue)
    Little Piggies FC (Colchester Pink)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Colchester Blue)
    FC Twente Stone (Colchester Orange)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC (Colchester Green)

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WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

For live leagues (these are leagues that are currently running) it costs £9.99 to register as a player, or £17.99 with a copy of the five star rated The MAN v FAT Weight Loss Manual (RRP £12.99). You then sign up to a league and pay £25 per month - £30 per month, depending on location

For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay the monthly membership fee. If you cancel the payment with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are eligible for a funded place then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend at least 10 of the first 14 weeks of your membership from the date you join (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 90% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
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