Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Eight | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
8
6
12
2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
8
5
10
3
Man Titty (Orange)
8
4
9
4
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
8
4
8
5
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
8
2
5
6
Lardiff City (Black)
8
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 133 | 97 | 36 | 12 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 102 | 96 | 6 | 10 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 101 | 103 | -2 | 9 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 97 | 114 | -17 | 8 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 91 | 106 | -15 | 5 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 95 | 103 | -8 | 4 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Pork Vale (Blue) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 43 | 32 | 13 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 69 | 43 | 26 | 12 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 8 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 43 | 56 | -13 | 8 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 47 | 59 | -12 | 4 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 27 | 65 | -38 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 51 | 26 | 25 | 12 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 25 | 3 | 12 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 9 |
Pork Vale (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 7 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 22 | 26 | -4 | 6 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 17 | 38 | -21 | 2 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Luke Clements | 23.00 | 22.20% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Darren Smith | 14.00 | 7.16% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Raj Nakum | 13.00 | 7.36% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jan Lawlor | 13.00 | 4.24% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Reece Currie | 13.00 | 2.10% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Paul Dolden | 12.00 | 15.00% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Rick Hall | 9.50 | 8.67% |
Man Titty (Orange) | James Culling | 9.50 | 6.65% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | James Crooks | 9.00 | 7.75% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jonathan Nottage | 8.50 | 6.01% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Simon Durrant | 8.00 | 7.13% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Steve Bignell | 6.00 | 7.03% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Charlie Fox | 5.50 | 2.87% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Graham Lawlor | 5.50 | 2.85% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jon Graham | 5.50 | 2.22% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Paul Gibbs | 5.00 | 9.31% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jason Wiggins | 4.50 | 1.93% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Thomas Nind | 4.00 | 2.64% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Dan Fish | 3.50 | 5.26% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | David Langston | 3.50 | 2.37% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Warren Hallworth | 3.50 | 2.17% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Richard Lessemun | 3.50 | 1.79% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | James Webster | 3.00 | 4.28% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Darren White | 3.00 | 2.01% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Dan Garrett | 3.00 | 1.89% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Lee De’ath | 3.00 | 1.87% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jake Towns | 3.00 | 1.03% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Alan Currivan | 2.50 | 2.10% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Andrew Fergus | 2.50 | 2.09% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Kevin Ballard | 2.50 | 1.68% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Sam pritchard | 2.50 | 1.52% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Damian Lidster | 2.00 | 2.98% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Paul Sheppard | 1.50 | 1.96% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jamie Whiteside | 1.50 | 1.00% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Michael Lister | 1.50 | 0.77% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Tony Harrison | 1.50 | 0.00% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jim Lister | 1.50 | -0.58% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Daniel Connellan | 1.50 | -0.97% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Jamie Watson | 1.00 | 1.09% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Gary Robinson | 1.00 | -0.92% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | James Gibbins | 0.50 | 1.57% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Mark Ferrari | 0.50 | 1.32% |
Man Titty (Orange) | David Hogan | 0.50 | 0.67% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jonas Rhodes | 0.50 | 0.43% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Owen Stedman | 0.50 | 0.43% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Toby Fox-Hammond | 0.50 | -1.10% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Robert Skipper | 0.50 | -1.91% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 30 July
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 6Pork Vale (Blue)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)14 - 9Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)10 - 9Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 02 July
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)15 - 16Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)17 - 7Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)11 - 13Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 04 June
Pork Vale (Blue)16 - 6Lardiff City (Black)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)15 - 14Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 6Man Titty (Orange)
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Wednesday 06 August
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 06 August
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 06 August
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 13 August
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 13 August
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 23 July
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)15 - 14Lardiff City (Black)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)13 - 11Pork Vale (Blue)Man Titty (Orange)15 - 7Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 July
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)17 - 13Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Lardiff City (Black)15 - 16Man Titty (Orange)Pork Vale (Blue)11 - 15Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 09 July
Lardiff City (Black)17 - 26Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)10 - 15Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)17 - 16Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Pork Vale (Blue)23 - 13Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Lardiff City (Black)9 - 10Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)15 - 17Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 18 June
Lardiff City (Black)8 - 10Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)14 - 10Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)9 - 9Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 11 June
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 9Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)6 - 15Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)9 - 19Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 28 May
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)11 - 16Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)7 - 14Pork Vale (Blue)Lardiff City (Black)9 - 8Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 14 May
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)13 - 15Pork Vale (Blue)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 8Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)10 - 16Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 06 August
Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)