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United Way Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
10
9
18
2
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
10
8
16
3
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
10
5
10
4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
10
3
6
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
10
3
6
6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
10
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 9 0 1 122 74 48 18
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 8 0 2 154 77 77 16
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 5 0 5 97 93 4 10
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 3 0 7 85 122 -37 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 3 0 7 59 115 -56 6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 2 0 8 90 126 -36 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 10 0 0 101 27 74 20
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 7 0 3 73 42 31 14
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 4 0 6 48 57 -9 8
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 3 1 6 50 72 -22 7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 3 0 7 46 67 -21 6
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 2 1 7 38 91 -53 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 10 7 0 3 27 13 14 14
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 10 7 0 3 31 18 13 14
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 10 6 0 4 29 13 16 12
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 10 5 1 4 32 30 2 11
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 10 4 0 6 20 33 -13 8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 10 0 1 9 -6 26 -32 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 17.00 1.38%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Reece Currie 16.00 1.30%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Graham Lawlor 13.00 -2.09%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 10.50 6.34%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Jonathan Nottage 10.50 4.76%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) David Langston 10.50 3.17%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Dan Fish 9.00 4.37%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Simon Durrant 9.00 1.83%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) mark storey 8.00 5.35%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) George Hayden 8.00 5.11%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Darren Smith 8.00 2.83%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Paul Gibbs 7.50 5.03%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Dan Garrett 6.00 2.60%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Michael Lister 5.50 5.12%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Andrew Fergus 5.50 4.96%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Jake Towns 5.50 0.00%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Liam WIGGINS 5.00 4.98%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Russell Smith 5.00 2.81%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Alan Currivan 5.00 0.10%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Peter Jenkins 4.50 -0.98%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Naveen Shrestha 2.50 -1.02%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) David Hogan 0.50 -0.93%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Richard Lessemun 0.50 -3.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 6
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    4 - 7
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 10
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 13
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    17 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    9 - 14
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    13 - 3
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 15
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

 

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  • Wednesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    11 - 5
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    7 - 9
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    15 - 8
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    3 - 6
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    22 - 3
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    13 - 3
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    15 - 8
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    17 - 8
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    11 - 17
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    8 - 15
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 10
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    10 - 13
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 10
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    8 - 13
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    5 - 12
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 9
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    12 - 16
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 10
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    6 - 16
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 9
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    21 - 8
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    15 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    8 - 14
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 6
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    13 - 7
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    8 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    12 - 13
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    4 - 20
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)