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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Thirty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
1
1
2
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
1
1
2
3
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
1
1
2
4
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
1
0
0
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
1
0
0
6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 1 1 0 0 9 0 9 2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 2
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 1 0 0 1 0 9 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 1 1 0 0 5 0 5 2
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 1 1 0 0 5 0 5 2
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 1 1 0 0 5 0 5 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 1 0 0 1 0 5 -5 0
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 1 0 0 1 0 5 -5 0
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 1 0 0 1 0 5 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 1.00 -0.42%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Paul Sheppard 0.50 0.58%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) David Ainsworth 0.50 0.52%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Kevin Ballard 0.50 0.42%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 0.50 0.14%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Darren Smith 0.50 0.12%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Daniel Connellan 0.50 0.11%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) David Langston 0.50 0.11%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jason Wiggins 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:30
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 21:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

 

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 21:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:30
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 8
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    6 - 2
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)