Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Eight | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pork Vale (Blue)
6
6
12
2
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
6
4
8
3
Man Titty (Orange)
6
2
5
4
Lardiff City (Black)
6
2
4
5
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
6
2
4
6
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
6
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 111 | 69 | 42 | 12 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 76 | 68 | 8 | 8 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 70 | 81 | -11 | 5 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 66 | 72 | -6 | 4 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 67 | 89 | -22 | 4 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 67 | 78 | -11 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pork Vale (Blue) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 64 | 31 | 33 | 12 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 48 | 34 | 14 | 8 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 36 | -4 | 8 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 6 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 35 | 47 | -12 | 2 |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 56 | -42 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 41 | 18 | 23 | 10 |
Lardiff City (Black) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 8 |
Pork Vale (Blue) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 30 | 26 | 4 | 6 |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 6 |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 20 | -6 | 6 |
Man Titty (Orange) | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 32 | -21 | 0 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Luke Clements | 19.00 | 22.00% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Darren Smith | 12.00 | 6.45% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Paul Dolden | 11.50 | 12.71% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Raj Nakum | 10.00 | 7.86% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Reece Currie | 10.00 | 6.94% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Darren Pearce | 9.00 | 4.74% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Jan Lawlor | 9.00 | 2.12% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Rick Hall | 8.50 | 6.29% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | James Crooks | 6.50 | 6.98% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jonathan Nottage | 6.00 | 4.59% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Charlie Fox | 5.50 | 3.53% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Paul Gibbs | 5.00 | 9.40% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Graham Lawlor | 5.00 | 3.09% |
Man Titty (Orange) | James Culling | 4.00 | 5.74% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Simon Durrant | 4.00 | 3.77% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jason Wiggins | 4.00 | 1.52% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Dan Fish | 3.50 | 5.64% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Richard Lessemun | 3.50 | 3.39% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Thomas Nind | 3.50 | 1.17% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Justin Boswick | 3.00 | 1.38% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jon Graham | 3.00 | 1.28% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | James Webster | 2.50 | 4.19% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Sam pritchard | 2.50 | 3.59% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Andrew Fergus | 2.50 | 3.13% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | David Langston | 2.50 | 2.58% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Darren White | 2.50 | 1.82% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Lee De’ath | 2.50 | 1.78% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jim Lister | 2.50 | 1.50% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Warren Hallworth | 2.50 | 1.27% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Daniel Connellan | 2.00 | 0.32% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Gary Robinson | 2.00 | 0.10% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | Paul Sheppard | 1.50 | 1.96% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Alan Currivan | 1.50 | 1.24% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Toby Fox-Hammond | 1.50 | 0.00% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Tony Harrison | 1.50 | 0.00% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Robert Skipper | 1.50 | -1.27% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | Steve Bignell | 1.00 | 5.15% |
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) | seth dodson | 1.00 | 3.18% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Damian Lidster | 1.00 | 2.85% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Jake Towns | 1.00 | 1.14% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Jamie Watson | 1.00 | 1.09% |
Pork Vale (Blue) | Jamie Whiteside | 1.00 | 0.90% |
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) | Kevin Ballard | 1.00 | 0.73% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Leigh Alston | 1.00 | 0.69% |
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) | David Ainsworth | 1.00 | 0.07% |
Lardiff City (Black) | Dan Garrett | 0.50 | 0.36% |
Man Titty (Orange) | Luke Wicks | 0.50 | 0.30% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 30 July
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 30 July
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:30Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 30 July
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 21:00Pork Vale (Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 02 July
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)15 - 16Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)17 - 7Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)11 - 13Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 04 June
Pork Vale (Blue)16 - 6Lardiff City (Black)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)15 - 14Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 6Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 30 July
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)
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Wednesday 16 July
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 16 July
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:30Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 16 July
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 23 July
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 23 July
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 06 August
Lardiff City (Black)VS 20:00Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 06 August
Man Titty (Orange)VS 20:30Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 06 August
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)VS 21:00Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)VS 20:00Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 13 August
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)VS 20:30Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 13 August
Pork Vale (Blue)VS 21:00Lardiff City (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 09 July
Lardiff City (Black)17 - 26Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)10 - 15Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)17 - 16Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Pork Vale (Blue)23 - 13Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Lardiff City (Black)9 - 10Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)15 - 17Kebaberdeen FC (Green) -
Wednesday 18 June
Lardiff City (Black)8 - 10Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)14 - 10Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)9 - 9Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 11 June
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 9Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)6 - 15Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)9 - 19Pork Vale (Blue) -
Wednesday 28 May
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)11 - 16Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)Man Titty (Orange)7 - 14Pork Vale (Blue)Lardiff City (Black)9 - 8Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) -
Wednesday 14 May
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)13 - 15Pork Vale (Blue)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)12 - 8Lardiff City (Black)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)10 - 16Man Titty (Orange) -
Wednesday 16 July
Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 23 July
Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black) -
Wednesday 06 August
Lardiff City (Black)0 - 0Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)Man Titty (Orange)0 - 0Pork Vale (Blue)Kebaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)0 - 0Man Titty (Orange)Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen FC (Green)Pork Vale (Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Black)