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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
6
5
10
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
6
5
10
3
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
6
2
4
4
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
6
2
4
5
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
6
2
4
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
6
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 6 5 0 1 92 43 49 10
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 6 5 0 1 69 44 25 10
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 6 2 0 4 56 69 -13 4
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 6 2 0 4 62 77 -15 4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 6 2 0 4 55 75 -20 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 6 2 0 4 37 63 -26 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 6 6 0 0 58 17 41 12
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 6 4 0 2 41 24 17 8
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 6 2 1 3 30 37 -7 5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 6 2 0 4 28 36 -8 4
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 6 2 0 4 32 45 -13 4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 6 1 1 4 25 55 -30 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 6 4 0 2 18 9 9 8
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 6 4 0 2 16 9 7 8
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 6 3 1 2 21 15 6 7
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 6 3 0 3 20 20 0 6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 6 3 0 3 14 19 -5 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 6 0 1 5 -3 14 -17 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Graham Lawlor 11.00 -0.49%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 10.00 1.79%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Reece Currie 9.00 1.13%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 8.50 3.83%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Simon Durrant 8.00 3.31%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Dan Fish 6.50 2.54%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) David Langston 6.50 2.43%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Jonathan Nottage 6.00 3.33%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Darren Smith 6.00 3.06%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Paul Gibbs 5.00 2.93%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Jake Towns 5.00 1.26%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Andrew Fergus 3.50 4.47%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Dan Garrett 3.50 1.95%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Naveen Shrestha 3.50 1.48%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Peter Jenkins 3.50 0.76%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Darren White 3.00 4.42%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Liam WIGGINS 3.00 3.79%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Michael Lister 3.00 3.38%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Alan Currivan 3.00 1.16%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) George Hayden 2.50 3.22%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Jonas Rhodes 2.50 0.52%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Russell Smith 2.50 0.35%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Mark Ferrari 2.00 0.46%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Richard Lessemun 1.50 -1.69%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Charlie Fox 1.00 0.46%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Gary Robinson 1.00 -0.30%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) James Webster 0.50 1.33%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) mark storey 0.50 1.05%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Toby Fox-Hammond 0.50 -0.45%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 10
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 13
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    17 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    9 - 14
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    13 - 3
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 15
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

 

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    4 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    10 - 13
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    9 - 10
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    8 - 13
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    5 - 12
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 9
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    12 - 16
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 10
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    6 - 16
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 9
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    21 - 8
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    15 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    8 - 14
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 6
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    13 - 7
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    8 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    12 - 13
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    4 - 20
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)