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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
5
5
10
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
5
4
8
3
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
5
2
4
4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
5
2
4
5
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
5
1
2
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 5 0 0 83 33 50 10
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 4 0 1 59 35 24 8
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 2 0 3 52 64 -12 4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 2 0 3 51 68 -17 4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 1 0 4 43 59 -16 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 1 0 4 30 59 -29 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 5 0 0 52 14 38 10
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 4 0 1 38 18 20 8
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 2 0 3 29 38 -9 4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 1 1 3 23 34 -11 3
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 1 1 3 24 46 -22 3
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 1 0 4 19 35 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) 5 3 1 1 20 10 10 7
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) 5 3 0 2 17 12 5 6
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) 5 3 0 2 11 8 3 6
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) 5 3 0 2 10 14 -4 6
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) 5 2 0 3 15 16 -1 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) 5 0 1 4 0 13 -13 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Graham Lawlor 10.00 -0.62%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Jan Lawlor 9.00 3.16%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Simon Durrant 8.00 3.31%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Reece Currie 8.00 3.24%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) David Langston 6.50 3.17%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Darren Smith 6.00 3.62%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Jonathan Nottage 5.50 2.76%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Damian Lidster 5.00 2.91%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Rick Hall 4.00 1.71%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Andrew Fergus 3.50 4.47%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Paul Gibbs 3.50 2.20%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Jake Towns 3.50 0.74%
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) Alan Currivan 3.00 1.16%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Naveen Shrestha 3.00 1.14%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Peter Jenkins 3.00 0.22%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Darren White 2.50 3.95%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) George Hayden 2.50 3.30%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Michael Lister 2.50 2.78%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) Liam WIGGINS 2.50 2.38%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Richard Lessemun 2.50 1.24%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Jonas Rhodes 2.50 0.52%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Dan Fish 2.00 1.73%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) Russell Smith 2.00 0.26%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Dale Knock 1.00 1.27%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Charlie Fox 1.00 0.46%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) Calum Irvine 1.00 0.21%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) James Culling 1.00 -0.67%
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) James Webster 0.50 1.33%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) nick towler 0.50 0.10%
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) Mark Ferrari 0.50 0.09%
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) David Hogan 0.50 0.08%
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) Toby Fox-Hammond 0.50 -0.63%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 12 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 November

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 10
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    2 - 13
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    17 - 7
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    9 - 14
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    13 - 3
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    6 - 15
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 12 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)

 

  • Wednesday 22 October

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
  • Wednesday 22 October

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 20:30
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
  • Wednesday 22 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 20:00
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
  • Wednesday 29 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 29 October

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
  • Wednesday 05 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
  • Wednesday 05 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
  • Wednesday 05 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
  • Wednesday 19 November

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
  • Wednesday 19 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
  • Wednesday 19 November

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 26 November

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    VS 20:30
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
  • Wednesday 26 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    VS 21:00
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    8 - 13
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    5 - 12
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 9
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
  • Wednesday 01 October

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    12 - 16
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 10
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    6 - 16
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 24 September

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    11 - 9
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    21 - 8
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    15 - 5
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    8 - 14
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    13 - 6
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    13 - 7
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    8 - 11
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    12 - 13
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    4 - 20
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
  • Wednesday 22 October

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
  • Wednesday 29 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
  • Wednesday 05 November

    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
  • Wednesday 19 November

    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 November

    Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
    Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
    0 - 0
    Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
    0 - 0
    Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)