Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Colchester United | Job Serve Community Stadium | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Weston Home Community Stadium , United Way, Colchester, CO4 5UP Open map →

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Coach: Tom Irving

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern Munchies FC 9 8 0 1 135 69 66 16
Borussia Doughnut 9 7 0 2 102 82 20 14
Pathetico Madrid. 9 6 0 3 113 83 30 12
KFC Wimbledon 9 4 1 4 111 104 7 9
FC Twente Stone 9 4 1 4 96 107 -11 9
Little Piggies FC 9 4 1 4 94 109 -15 9
MK Donald’s 9 1 0 8 65 116 -51 2
Largentina (COL) 9 0 1 8 73 119 -46 1
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Borussia Doughnut 9 9 0 0 62 15 47 18
Bayern Munchies FC 9 7 0 2 51 18 33 14
Pathetico Madrid. 9 5 1 3 47 19 28 11
FC Twente Stone 9 5 0 4 37 41 -4 10
Little Piggies FC 9 3 0 6 21 29 -8 6
KFC Wimbledon 9 2 2 5 26 40 -14 6
Largentina (COL) 9 2 1 6 19 55 -36 5
MK Donald’s 9 0 2 7 13 59 -46 2
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P W D L F A GD PTS
KFC Wimbledon 9 7 1 1 59 42 17 15
Bayern Munchies FC 9 7 0 2 59 33 26 14
Pathetico Madrid. 9 4 1 4 46 42 4 9
Largentina (COL) 9 3 2 4 38 38 0 8
MK Donald’s 9 3 2 4 32 37 -5 8
FC Twente Stone 9 3 2 4 35 41 -6 8
Little Piggies FC 9 4 0 5 46 57 -11 8
Borussia Doughnut 9 0 2 7 19 44 -25 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Little Piggies FC Ben Fisher 13.50 10.81%
FC Twente Stone Sam Dawtrey 10.50 8.87%
MK Donald’s Gary Robinson 10.50 6.32%
KFC Wimbledon Andy Weller 10.50 5.74%
Largentina (COL) Robert Turner 9.00 7.51%
Bayern Munchies FC matt lord 9.00 6.33%
Bayern Munchies FC milan karadzic 9.00 5.71%
KFC Wimbledon Geoff Johnson 8.50 6.47%
KFC Wimbledon Lee Deery 8.00 5.87%
Pathetico Madrid. Rick hall 8.00 2.83%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Doughnut

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    VS 20:30
    Pathetico Madrid.

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    MK Donald’s
    VS 21:00
    Largentina (COL)

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchies FC

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald’s

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:30
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    VS 21:00
    Little Piggies FC

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    VS 21:30
    Borussia Doughnut

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    VS 20:00
    Pathetico Madrid.

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    VS 20:30
    Largentina (COL)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    VS 21:00
    Bayern Munchies FC

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    MK Donald’s
    VS 21:30
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    VS 20:00
    Little Piggies FC

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    MK Donald’s
    VS 20:30
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    VS 21:00
    Borussia Doughnut

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    VS 21:30
    Pathetico Madrid.

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    VS 20:00
    Largentina (COL)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    VS 20:30
    Bayern Munchies FC

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    VS 21:00
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    VS 21:30
    MK Donald’s

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  • Wednesday, 16 October 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    12 - 9
    Little Piggies FC
    Pathetico Madrid.
    12 - 6
    MK Donald’s
    Bayern Munchies FC
    16 - 5
    FC Twente Stone
    Largentina (COL)
    10 - 10
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Wednesday, 09 October 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    11 - 5
    Largentina (COL)
    KFC Wimbledon
    16 - 8
    Pathetico Madrid.
    MK Donald’s
    7 - 13
    Borussia Doughnut
    FC Twente Stone
    11 - 7
    Little Piggies FC

  • Wednesday, 02 October 2019

    MK Donald’s
    8 - 9
    Little Piggies FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    12 - 13
    Borussia Doughnut
    Bayern Munchies FC
    14 - 8
    Pathetico Madrid.
    Largentina (COL)
    8 - 21
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 25 September 2019

    Pathetico Madrid.
    17 - 10
    Largentina (COL)
    Borussia Doughnut
    12 - 16
    Bayern Munchies FC
    FC Twente Stone
    16 - 12
    MK Donald’s
    Little Piggies FC
    19 - 21
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Wednesday, 18 September 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    9 - 6
    MK Donald’s
    Bayern Munchies FC
    9 - 10
    Little Piggies FC
    Largentina (COL)
    9 - 10
    Borussia Doughnut
    Pathetico Madrid.
    19 - 11
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 11 September 2019

    Borussia Doughnut
    7 - 6
    Pathetico Madrid.
    Little Piggies FC
    11 - 10
    Largentina (COL)
    FC Twente Stone
    13 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon
    MK Donald’s
    6 - 22
    Bayern Munchies FC

  • Wednesday, 04 September 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    17 - 16
    KFC Wimbledon
    Largentina (COL)
    10 - 12
    MK Donald’s
    Pathetico Madrid.
    20 - 9
    Little Piggies FC
    Borussia Doughnut
    12 - 8
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 28 August 2019

    Little Piggies FC
    12 - 10
    Borussia Doughnut
    MK Donald’s
    5 - 12
    Pathetico Madrid.
    FC Twente Stone
    3 - 14
    Bayern Munchies FC
    KFC Wimbledon
    11 - 7
    Largentina (COL)

  • Wednesday, 21 August 2019

    Largentina (COL)
    4 - 16
    Bayern Munchies FC
    Pathetico Madrid.
    11 - 5
    KFC Wimbledon
    Borussia Doughnut
    13 - 3
    MK Donald’s
    Little Piggies FC
    8 - 8
    FC Twente Stone

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    0 - 0
    Borussia Doughnut
    Little Piggies FC
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Madrid.
    MK Donald’s
    0 - 0
    Largentina (COL)
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Bayern Munchies FC
    0 - 0
    MK Donald’s
    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Stone
    Largentina (COL)
    0 - 0
    Little Piggies FC
    Pathetico Madrid.
    0 - 0
    Borussia Doughnut

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Madrid.
    Borussia Doughnut
    0 - 0
    Largentina (COL)
    Little Piggies FC
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC
    MK Donald’s
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    KFC Wimbledon
    0 - 0
    Little Piggies FC
    MK Donald’s
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Stone
    Bayern Munchies FC
    0 - 0
    Borussia Doughnut
    Largentina (COL)
    0 - 0
    Pathetico Madrid.

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    FC Twente Stone
    0 - 0
    Largentina (COL)
    Pathetico Madrid.
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies FC
    Borussia Doughnut
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon
    Little Piggies FC
    0 - 0
    MK Donald’s

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