Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
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Leaderboard
Season Thirty | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
2
2
4
2
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
2
2
4
3
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
2
1
2
4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
2
1
2
5
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
2
0
0
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 11 | 10 | 4 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 4 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 2 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 0 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 12 | -9 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 4 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 4 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 2 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -2 | 1 | -3 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | David Ainsworth | 4.00 | 1.41% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Damian Lidster | 4.00 | 0.72% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Liam WIGGINS | 3.50 | 0.11% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jan Lawlor | 2.00 | 0.56% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Reece Currie | 1.00 | 4.13% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Kevin Ballard | 1.00 | 2.40% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Darren Smith | 1.00 | 0.23% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | David Langston | 1.00 | 0.22% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jason Wiggins | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Mark Ferrari | 0.50 | 3.47% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | James Crooks | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Daniel Connellan | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Naveen Shrestha | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Paul Sheppard | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 07 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 07 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
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Wednesday 14 January
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 14 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 14 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 21 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 21 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 21 January
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:30Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 18 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 February
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 18 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 25 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 25 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 25 February
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 March
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 11 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 18 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 March
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 17 December
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)4 - 1Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)2 - 6Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)11 - 12Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 10 December
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)9 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 8Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)6 - 2Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 14 January
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 21 January
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 28 January
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 18 February
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 25 February
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)