Colchester
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Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
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Leaderboard
Season Thirty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
8
8
16
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
8
6
12
3
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
8
4
8
4
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
8
4
8
5
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
8
1
2
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 111 | 45 | 66 | 16 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 90 | 61 | 29 | 12 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 69 | 66 | 3 | 8 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 54 | 62 | -8 | 8 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 47 | 84 | -37 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 32 | 85 | -53 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 65 | 20 | 45 | 16 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 59 | 28 | 31 | 12 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 39 | 37 | 2 | 10 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 36 | 38 | -2 | 6 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 26 | 61 | -35 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 17 | 58 | -41 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 12 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 19 | -3 | 10 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 9 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 14 | 6 | 7 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 5 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 12 | -9 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jan Lawlor | 13.00 | -3.23% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Reece Currie | 12.00 | -1.65% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | James Allport | 8.00 | 5.33% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Liam WIGGINS | 7.00 | 0.68% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Mark Ferrari | 6.00 | 4.63% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | James Culling | 5.50 | 1.82% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | David Ainsworth | 5.50 | 0.15% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Damian Lidster | 5.00 | -1.72% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Naveen Shrestha | 3.50 | 1.93% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Cameron Regan | 3.00 | 1.40% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Milan Karadzic | 2.50 | 3.02% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Georgi Kushkiev | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | David Hogan | 2.00 | 0.75% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Kevin Ballard | 2.00 | -0.73% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Paul Sheppard | 1.50 | 0.68% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Tom Karadzic | 1.00 | 2.65% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Jamie Watson | 1.00 | 2.07% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Jonathan Nottage | 1.00 | 0.40% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | James Crooks | 1.00 | -0.70% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | Paul Farrelly | 0.50 | 4.43% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | George Hayden | 0.50 | 3.31% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | James Webster | 0.50 | 1.50% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Tony Harrison | 0.50 | 0.70% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:30Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 04 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 21:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 04 February
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)5 - 13Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)13 - 6Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)6 - 1Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 07 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)11 - 8Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)9 - 5Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 8Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 04 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
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Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 11 March
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:30Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 11 March
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 18 March
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 March
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 25 February
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)7 - 13Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)10 - 9Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)2 - 14Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 18 February
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)12 - 1Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)19 - 11Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)15 - 9Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 11 February
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)9 - 6Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)7 - 13Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)11 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)11 - 21Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)13 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)3 - 7Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 January
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)3 - 10Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)10 - 2Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)12 - 8Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 14 January
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)5 - 18Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)8 - 14Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)4 - 12Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)4 - 1Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)2 - 6Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)11 - 12Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 10 December
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)9 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 8Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)6 - 2Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 11 March
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 18 March
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue)