Colchester
Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.
Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
6
5
10
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
6
5
10
3
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
6
2
4
4
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
6
2
4
5
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
6
2
4
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
6
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 92 | 43 | 49 | 10 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 69 | 44 | 25 | 10 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 69 | -13 | 4 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 62 | 77 | -15 | 4 |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 75 | -20 | 4 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 63 | -26 | 4 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 58 | 17 | 41 | 12 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 41 | 24 | 17 | 8 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 37 | -7 | 5 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 28 | 36 | -8 | 4 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 32 | 45 | -13 | 4 |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 25 | 55 | -30 | 3 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 9 | 9 | 8 |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 8 |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 6 | 7 |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 6 |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 6 |
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | -3 | 14 | -17 | 1 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Graham Lawlor | 11.00 | -0.49% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jan Lawlor | 10.00 | 1.79% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Reece Currie | 9.00 | 1.13% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Damian Lidster | 8.50 | 3.83% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Simon Durrant | 8.00 | 3.31% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Dan Fish | 6.50 | 2.54% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | David Langston | 6.50 | 2.43% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Jonathan Nottage | 6.00 | 3.33% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Darren Smith | 6.00 | 3.06% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Paul Gibbs | 5.00 | 2.93% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jake Towns | 5.00 | 1.26% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Andrew Fergus | 3.50 | 4.47% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Dan Garrett | 3.50 | 1.95% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Naveen Shrestha | 3.50 | 1.48% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Peter Jenkins | 3.50 | 0.76% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Darren White | 3.00 | 4.42% |
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Liam WIGGINS | 3.00 | 3.79% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Michael Lister | 3.00 | 3.38% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Alan Currivan | 3.00 | 1.16% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | George Hayden | 2.50 | 3.22% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jonas Rhodes | 2.50 | 0.52% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Russell Smith | 2.50 | 0.35% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Mark Ferrari | 2.00 | 0.46% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Richard Lessemun | 1.50 | -1.69% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Charlie Fox | 1.00 | 0.46% |
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Gary Robinson | 1.00 | -0.30% |
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | James Webster | 0.50 | 1.33% |
Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | mark storey | 0.50 | 1.05% |
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Toby Fox-Hammond | 0.50 | -0.45% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 15 October
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 10Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 13Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)17 - 7Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)9 - 14Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)13 - 3Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 15Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
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Wednesday 29 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 20:00Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 29 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:30Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 29 October
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 05 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 05 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 05 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 19 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 19 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 26 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 26 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 22 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)4 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)10 - 13Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)9 - 10Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 08 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)8 - 13Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)5 - 12Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 9Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 01 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)12 - 16Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 10Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)6 - 16Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 24 September
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)11 - 9Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)21 - 8Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)15 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)8 - 14Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)13 - 7Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 03 September
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)8 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)12 - 13Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)4 - 20Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 29 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 05 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)