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United Way Colchester, CO4 5UP

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Colchester. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
8
6
12
2
Pork Vale (Blue)
8
6
12
3
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
8
5
10
4
Man Titty (Orange)
8
4
8
5
Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
8
2
4
6
Lardiff City (Black)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 93 60 33 12
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 6 0 2 92 61 31 12
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 5 0 3 78 74 4 10
Man Titty (Orange) 8 4 0 4 63 79 -16 8
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 2 0 6 81 100 -19 4
Lardiff City (Black) 8 1 0 7 45 78 -33 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 7 1 0 67 30 37 15
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 5 1 2 51 29 22 11
Man Titty (Orange) 8 4 2 2 40 30 10 10
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 2 2 4 34 45 -11 6
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 2 0 6 36 64 -28 4
Lardiff City (Black) 8 1 0 7 17 47 -30 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) 8 7 0 1 34 16 18 14
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) 8 5 1 2 34 21 13 11
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) 8 4 1 3 26 20 6 9
Pork Vale (Blue) 8 2 1 5 8 20 -12 5
Man Titty (Orange) 8 2 1 5 13 34 -21 5
Lardiff City (Black) 8 2 0 6 17 21 -4 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Reece Currie 14.00 5.29%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jan Lawlor 14.00 0.52%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Darren Smith 13.50 10.27%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Paul Dolden 12.00 15.35%
Lardiff City (Black) Raj Nakum 12.00 6.00%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Toby Fox-Hammond 11.50 11.44%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Graham Lawlor 10.50 3.82%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Peter Jenkins 8.00 1.87%
Lardiff City (Black) Jon Graham 6.50 1.90%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Steve Bignell 6.00 5.20%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) David Langston 6.00 1.22%
Pork Vale (Blue) Daniel Martin 5.50 6.16%
Pork Vale (Blue) Jonathan Nottage 5.50 3.21%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Andrew Fergus 5.00 6.46%
Lardiff City (Black) Dan Garrett 5.00 3.37%
Pork Vale (Blue) Paul Gibbs 5.00 1.81%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gary Robinson 5.00 0.61%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Jonas Rhodes 4.50 1.73%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) Justin Boswick 3.50 4.06%
Man Titty (Orange) Greg Stephens 3.50 1.56%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) nick towler 3.00 4.55%
Man Titty (Orange) Milan Karadzic 3.00 2.29%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Calum Irvine 3.00 1.84%
Man Titty (Orange) David Hogan 3.00 0.84%
Man Titty (Orange) Leigh Alston 3.00 0.43%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Warren Hallworth 2.50 0.68%
Man Titty (Orange) Mark Ferrari 2.50 -0.35%
Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow) James Gibbins 2.00 3.09%
Man Titty (Orange) Christopher Tillett 2.00 1.32%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) ALI CAIRNS 1.00 1.34%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Lee De’ath 1.00 -0.09%
Lardiff City (Black) Thomas Nind 1.00 -0.19%
Pork Vale (Blue) Robert Skipper 1.00 -0.32%
Man Titty (Orange) Tony Harrison 0.50 1.35%
Lardiff City (Black) Russell Smith 0.50 0.09%
Ivory Cheese Toastie (White) Paul Sheppard 0.50 0.00%
Kebaberdeen FC (Green) Gregg Davis 0.50 -0.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 16 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    13 - 4
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    4 - 11
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    14 - 2
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 13
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    6 - 10
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    8 - 9
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    15 - 12
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    7 - -1
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    7 - 3
    Man Titty (Orange)

 

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    12 - 7
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    11 - 12
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    7 - 4
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Lardiff City (Black)
    3 - 10
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    6 - 13
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    8 - 9
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 26 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    13 - 15
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    11 - 6
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    6 - 21
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 12 March

    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 3
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    7 - 12
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    7 - 12
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 26
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    9 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    2 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 26 February

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    14 - 10
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    5 - 18
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    12 - 6
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)

  • Wednesday 12 February

    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    6 - 7
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    9 - 11
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    11 - 7
    Lardiff City (Black)

  • Wednesday 05 February

    Lardiff City (Black)
    10 - 8
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Pork Vale (Blue)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Man Titty (Orange)

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Black)
    Man Titty (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pork Vale (Blue)

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Pork Vale (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Orange)
    Lardiff City (Black)
    0 - 0
    Queens Pork Roasters (Yellow)
    Ivory Cheese Toastie (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen FC (Green)