Colchester
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Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Nine | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)
8
7
14
2
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)
8
7
14
3
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)
8
4
8
4
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)
8
2
4
5
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
8
2
4
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
8
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 124 | 59 | 65 | 14 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 101 | 63 | 38 | 14 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 85 | 80 | 5 | 8 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 75 | 103 | -28 | 4 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 66 | 103 | -37 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 45 | 88 | -43 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 24 | 58 | 16 |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 66 | 37 | 29 | 12 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 44 | 47 | -3 | 8 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 40 | 62 | -22 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 35 | 51 | -16 | 4 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 30 | 76 | -46 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 11 | 8 | 10 |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 10 |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 13 | 7 | 10 |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 9 |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 8 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | -5 | 19 | -24 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Graham Lawlor | 14.00 | -0.49% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Jan Lawlor | 13.00 | 1.38% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Reece Currie | 12.00 | 2.92% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Damian Lidster | 9.00 | 5.68% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Simon Durrant | 8.50 | 3.49% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | David Langston | 8.50 | 3.38% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Jonathan Nottage | 8.00 | 4.00% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Dan Fish | 7.50 | 2.74% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Darren Smith | 6.50 | 0.79% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Paul Gibbs | 6.00 | 4.76% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Peter Jenkins | 5.50 | 0.98% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Michael Lister | 5.00 | 4.68% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jake Towns | 5.00 | 1.05% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Russell Smith | 4.50 | 2.28% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Darren White | 3.50 | 4.79% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Andrew Fergus | 3.50 | 4.47% |
| Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) | Naveen Shrestha | 3.50 | 1.25% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Dan Garrett | 3.50 | 0.56% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | George Hayden | 3.00 | 3.38% |
| Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) | Liam WIGGINS | 3.00 | 2.71% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Jonas Rhodes | 3.00 | 2.69% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | Alan Currivan | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Ozempiakos (COL Blue) | mark storey | 2.50 | 1.91% |
| Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) | Richard Lessemun | 1.50 | -0.39% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Charlie Fox | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | Mark Ferrari | 1.00 | -0.64% |
| Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) | James Culling | 1.00 | -0.93% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:30Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 21:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 15 October
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 10Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)2 - 13Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)17 - 7Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow) -
Wednesday 17 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)9 - 14Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)13 - 3Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)6 - 15Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 12 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)
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Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)VS 20:00Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 19 November
Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 19 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)VS 21:00Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)VS 20:00Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 26 November
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)VS 20:30Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 26 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)VS 21:00Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 05 November
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)13 - 3Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)15 - 8Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)17 - 8Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 29 October
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)11 - 17Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)8 - 15Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 10Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 22 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)4 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)10 - 13Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)9 - 10Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 08 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)8 - 13Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)5 - 12Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 9Meal Deal Madrid (COL White) -
Wednesday 01 October
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)12 - 16Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 10Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)6 - 16Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 24 September
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)11 - 9Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)21 - 8Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)15 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)8 - 14Ozempiakos (COL Blue)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)13 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)13 - 7Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green) -
Wednesday 03 September
Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)8 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Ozempiakos (COL Blue)12 - 13Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)4 - 20Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black) -
Wednesday 19 November
Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)0 - 0Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (COL Blue) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiakos (COL Blue)0 - 0Pies and Thighs FC (COL Black)Charlie's Lardy Angels (COL Green)0 - 0Meal Deal Madrid (COL White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (COL Red)0 - 0Donercaster Rovers (COL Yellow)