Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
12
10
20
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
12
9
18
3
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
12
6
14
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
12
5
12
5
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
12
5
10
6
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
12
5
10
7
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
12
3
6
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
12
3
6
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 147 | 102 | 45 | 20 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 104 | 72 | 32 | 18 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 134 | 102 | 32 | 14 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 104 | 103 | 1 | 12 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 102 | 112 | -10 | 10 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 105 | 125 | -20 | 10 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 86 | 113 | -27 | 6 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 75 | 128 | -53 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 11 | 23 | 19 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 41 | 22 | 19 | 17 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 29 | 11 | 15 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 15 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 28 | 0 | 11 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 9 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 22 | 43 | -21 | 5 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 13 | 38 | -25 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 83 | 23 | 60 | 22 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 15 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 13 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 49 | 46 | 3 | 12 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 33 | 53 | -20 | 10 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 33 | 44 | -11 | 9 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 39 | 53 | -14 | 9 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 27 | 45 | -18 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Chris Steele | 8.00 | 8.91% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 8.00 | 5.05% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Stephen Smith | 8.00 | 2.90% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Leahy | 6.50 | 8.00% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Christy Roche | 6.50 | 5.66% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | James Tee | 6.50 | 3.86% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Nick Watts | 3.50 | 11.72% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Will Murton | 3.50 | 5.04% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Lee Smith | 3.50 | 3.81% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Karl Parker | 2.50 | 2.38% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Matt Perry | 2.50 | 0.46% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 2.00 | -0.17% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Luke Murray | 1.50 | 6.95% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Gregory Ward | 1.50 | 4.48% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 1.50 | 3.64% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Andy Lade | 1.50 | 3.49% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Sam Bailey | 1.50 | 3.30% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 1.50 | 3.01% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 1.50 | 2.73% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 1.50 | 2.56% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Daniel Lavick | 1.50 | 1.59% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 1.50 | 1.48% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Liam Welsh | 1.50 | 1.40% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 1.50 | 1.35% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Jake Child | 1.50 | 0.97% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 1.50 | 0.74% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Jennings | 1.00 | 1.04% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 1.00 | -0.30% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | James Killick | 1.00 | -0.77% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Lewis Turner | 1.00 | -1.10% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | George Hyde-Farrington | 0.50 | 10.60% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Liam Jones | 0.50 | 9.59% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Dale Cox | 0.50 | 9.05% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 0.50 | 6.72% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George Walley | 0.50 | 5.18% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Matthew Sale | 0.50 | 5.02% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Chris Roe-Griffiths | 0.50 | 4.33% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Alex Carlton | 0.50 | 4.17% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | David Bourne | 0.50 | 3.47% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | James Bartlett | 0.50 | 2.92% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Paul Menzies | 0.50 | 2.83% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Adam Done | 0.50 | 2.80% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George O’Gormley | 0.50 | 2.39% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Rob Brooks | 0.50 | 2.12% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Mitchell Benson | 0.50 | 1.83% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Bradley Dunne | 0.50 | 1.69% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Gary Nixon | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Andrew Serridge | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 0.50 | 1.00% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 0.50 | 0.95% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Martin Lally | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jordan Padmore | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Brennan | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Toby Swinney | 0.50 | 0.53% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Craig Lovatt | 0.50 | 0.42% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Paul Bayley | 0.50 | 0.32% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Siddharth mishra | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jason Crump | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Dan Gater | 0.50 | -0.24% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 25 November
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 25 November
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 25 November
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 25 November
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 02 December
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 02 December
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 02 December
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 02 December
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 18 November
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)6 - 15Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)14 - 11Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 14Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)15 - 17Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 11 November
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)10 - 10Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)7 - 11Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)5 - 9Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 4Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 04 November
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)13 - 1Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)5 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)6 - 14Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)11 - 5Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 28 October
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)3 - 17Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)9 - 5Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)3 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 October
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)4 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)6 - 10Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 14 October
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)5 - 16Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)6 - 3Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)5 - 16Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)4 - 10Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 07 October
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)13 - 5Real Madras (Crewe White)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)10 - 3Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)10 - 6Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)13 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 30 September
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)4 - -1Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)13 - 11Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Real Madras (Crewe White)5 - 13Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)20 - 5Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 23 September
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)6 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)11 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)9 - 5Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)12 - 8Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 16 September
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)6 - 13Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)5 - 15Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 13Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 8Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 09 September
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)8 - 7Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)14 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)7 - 13Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 02 September
Real Madras (Crewe White)6 - 16Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)9 - 10Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)13 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)13 - 9Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 25 November
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 02 December
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)