Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
6
5
11
2
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
6
5
10
3
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
6
4
8
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
6
3
7
5
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
6
3
6
6
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
6
2
4
7
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
6
1
2
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
6
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 11 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 83 | 62 | 21 | 10 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 8 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 59 | 56 | 3 | 7 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 48 | 57 | -9 | 6 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 52 | 3 | 4 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 53 | 59 | -6 | 2 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 33 | 67 | -34 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 10 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 9 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 11 | 9 | 8 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 7 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 6 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 4 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 19 | -11 | 3 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 19 | -11 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 22 | 30 | 12 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 32 | 4 | 9 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 26 | 25 | 1 | 8 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 5 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 4 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 23 | -6 | 4 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 24 | -9 | 4 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 28 | -24 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 11.00 | 6.92% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 11.00 | 3.23% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Benjamin McGraw | 9.50 | 12.10% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 9.50 | 8.07% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 8.50 | 7.80% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt Perry | 8.00 | 9.62% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 8.00 | 5.06% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matthew Bowker | 6.50 | 5.59% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 6.50 | 4.48% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 6.50 | 4.44% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 6.00 | 6.78% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 6.00 | 4.13% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 6.00 | 3.63% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 6.00 | 2.99% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 6.00 | 1.20% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 6.00 | 0.74% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Tom Lewis | 5.50 | 1.60% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 5.00 | 3.51% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 5.00 | 3.02% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 4.00 | 5.34% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 4.00 | 1.31% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 3.50 | 5.19% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Josey Webb | 3.50 | 4.46% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Craig Lovatt | 3.50 | 1.99% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 3.50 | 0.09% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 3.00 | 6.37% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Paul Cassidy | 3.00 | 5.38% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 3.00 | 3.92% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Josh Buxton | 3.00 | 3.86% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 3.00 | 2.65% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Paul Elliott | 3.00 | 1.20% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Paul Menzies | 3.00 | 1.18% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 3.00 | 0.87% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 3.00 | 0.49% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 2.50 | 3.60% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 2.50 | 2.57% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 2.50 | 1.90% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Rob Brooks | 2.50 | 1.88% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 2.50 | 1.13% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Saul Furse | 2.50 | 1.00% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 2.50 | 0.11% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 2.00 | 1.20% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 2.00 | 0.83% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 2.00 | 0.69% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | George Hyde-Farrington | 1.50 | 1.08% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 1.50 | 0.12% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Chris Steele | 1.00 | 4.88% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Jack Wilkinson | 1.00 | 4.71% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 1.00 | 3.53% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 1.00 | 3.19% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Matthew Sale | 1.00 | 3.06% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 1.00 | 2.50% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Ryan Heywood | 1.00 | 2.43% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathon lovatt | 1.00 | 1.50% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Karl Parker | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Gary Nixon | 0.50 | 2.33% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | John Whittaker | 0.50 | 1.37% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 30 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 30 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 07 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 07 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 14 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 14 July
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 21 July
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 July
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 28 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 28 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 28 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 04 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 04 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 04 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:00Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 11 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 11 August
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 11 August
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 18 August
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 18 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 18 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 23 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)8 - 6Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)24 - 15Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)6 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)12 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 16 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)7 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)11 - 7Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)11 - 13Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)13 - 10Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 09 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)15 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 5Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)11 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 02 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)19 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)5 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 19 May
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 11Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)12 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)9 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)9 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 19Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 07 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 July
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 28 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 04 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 11 August
Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)