Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
12
10
20
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
12
9
18
3
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
12
6
14
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
12
5
12
5
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
12
5
10
6
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
12
5
10
7
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
12
3
6
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
12
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 12 10 0 2 147 102 45 20
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 12 9 0 3 104 72 32 18
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 12 6 2 4 134 102 32 14
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 12 5 2 5 104 103 1 12
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 12 5 0 7 102 112 -10 10
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 12 5 0 7 105 125 -20 10
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 12 3 0 9 86 113 -27 6
Real Madras (Crewe White) 12 3 0 9 75 128 -53 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 12 9 1 2 34 11 23 19
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 12 7 3 2 41 22 19 17
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 12 7 1 4 40 29 11 15
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 12 7 1 4 31 31 0 15
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 12 5 1 6 28 28 0 11
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 12 3 3 6 24 31 -7 9
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 12 2 1 9 22 43 -21 5
Real Madras (Crewe White) 12 1 3 8 13 38 -25 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 12 11 0 1 83 23 60 22
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 12 7 1 4 31 31 0 15
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 12 6 1 5 39 39 0 13
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 12 5 2 5 49 46 3 12
Real Madras (Crewe White) 12 3 4 5 33 53 -20 10
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 12 4 1 7 33 44 -11 9
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 12 4 1 7 39 53 -14 9
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 12 3 0 9 27 45 -18 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Chris Steele 8.00 8.91%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Gary Hand 8.00 5.05%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Stephen Smith 8.00 2.90%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Leahy 6.50 8.00%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Christy Roche 6.50 5.66%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) James Tee 6.50 3.86%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Nick Watts 3.50 11.72%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Will Murton 3.50 5.04%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Lee Smith 3.50 3.81%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Karl Parker 2.50 2.38%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Matt Perry 2.50 0.46%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Clinton Cartlidge 2.00 -0.17%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Luke Murray 1.50 6.95%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Gregory Ward 1.50 4.48%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Ben Aucamp 1.50 3.64%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Andy Lade 1.50 3.49%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Sam Bailey 1.50 3.30%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Mark Allen 1.50 3.01%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Durose 1.50 2.73%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Humphries 1.50 2.56%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Daniel Lavick 1.50 1.59%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Adam Mellor 1.50 1.48%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Liam Welsh 1.50 1.40%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Peter Linney 1.50 1.35%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Jake Child 1.50 0.97%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Rich Stelmach 1.50 0.74%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Jennings 1.00 1.04%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ivan Shelton 1.00 -0.30%
Real Madras (Crewe White) James Killick 1.00 -0.77%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Lewis Turner 1.00 -1.10%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) George Hyde-Farrington 0.50 10.60%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Liam Jones 0.50 9.59%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Dale Cox 0.50 9.05%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ben Ost 0.50 6.72%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) George Walley 0.50 5.18%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Matthew Sale 0.50 5.02%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Chris Roe-Griffiths 0.50 4.33%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Alex Carlton 0.50 4.17%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) David Bourne 0.50 3.47%
Real Madras (Crewe White) James Bartlett 0.50 2.92%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Paul Menzies 0.50 2.83%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Adam Done 0.50 2.80%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) George O’Gormley 0.50 2.39%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Rob Brooks 0.50 2.12%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Mitchell Benson 0.50 1.83%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Bradley Dunne 0.50 1.69%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Gary Nixon 0.50 1.32%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Andrew Serridge 0.50 1.22%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Adam Thopliss 0.50 1.00%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Darrell Lockett 0.50 0.95%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Martin Lally 0.50 0.90%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Jordan Padmore 0.50 0.70%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Steven Brennan 0.50 0.70%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Toby Swinney 0.50 0.53%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Craig Lovatt 0.50 0.42%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 0.50 0.41%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Paul Bayley 0.50 0.32%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Siddharth mishra 0.50 0.11%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Jason Crump 0.50 0.09%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Dan Gater 0.50 -0.24%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 25 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 25 November

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 25 November

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 25 November

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 02 December

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 02 December

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 02 December

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 02 December

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 18 November

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    6 - 15
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    14 - 11
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    12 - 14
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    15 - 17
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 11 November

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    10 - 10
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    7 - 11
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    5 - 9
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 4
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 04 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    13 - 1
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    6 - 14
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    11 - 5
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 28 October

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    3 - 17
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    9 - 5
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    3 - 9
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 21 October

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    4 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    8 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    6 - 10
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    12 - 14
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 14 October

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    5 - 16
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    6 - 3
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    5 - 16
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    4 - 10
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 07 October

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    13 - 5
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    10 - 3
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    10 - 6
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    13 - 7
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 September

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    4 - -1
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    13 - 11
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    5 - 13
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    20 - 5
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 23 September

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    6 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    11 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    9 - 5
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    12 - 8
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 16 September

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    6 - 13
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    5 - 15
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    8 - 13
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    12 - 8
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 09 September

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    8 - 7
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    14 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    9 - 8
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 02 September

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    6 - 16
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    9 - 10
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    13 - 9
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    13 - 9
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 25 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 02 December

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)