Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
2
2
4
2
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
2
1
3
3
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
2
1
3
4
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
2
1
2
5
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
2
1
2
6
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
2
1
2
7
Real Madras (Crewe White)
2
0
0
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 2 2 0 0 22 17 5 4
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 2 1 1 0 24 21 3 3
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 2 1 1 0 21 19 2 3
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 2 1 0 1 24 15 9 2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 2 1 0 1 19 16 3 2
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 2 1 0 1 20 20 0 2
Real Madras (Crewe White) 2 0 0 2 9 16 -7 0
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 2 0 0 2 15 30 -15 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 2 2 0 0 8 2 6 4
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 2 1 1 0 8 4 4 3
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 2 1 1 0 5 4 1 3
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 2 1 0 1 8 4 4 2
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 2 1 0 1 4 3 1 2
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 2 1 0 1 3 7 -4 2
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 2 0 0 2 5 10 -5 0
Real Madras (Crewe White) 2 0 0 2 0 7 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 2 2 0 0 11 7 4 4
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 2 2 0 0 11 7 4 4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 2 1 1 0 11 10 1 3
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 2 1 0 1 10 6 4 2
Real Madras (Crewe White) 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 2 0 1 1 5 6 -1 1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 2 0 0 2 10 13 -3 0
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 2 0 0 2 5 14 -9 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Benjamin McGraw 4.00 6.69%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Dave Hodkinson 4.00 5.87%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Matt Perry 4.00 5.61%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Steven Collins 4.00 2.75%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) James Hindle 4.00 2.72%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Sean Bolton 4.00 2.22%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Mike Mitchell 4.00 1.48%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Jonathan Slack 3.50 3.18%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Matthew Bowker 3.50 1.24%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Ashley Horden 3.50 1.08%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Ben Aucamp 3.50 0.93%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Terry Howard 2.00 0.60%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Matthew Cartlidge 1.00 3.70%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Joe Harrison 1.00 2.31%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Jason Crump 1.00 2.24%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Christy Roche 1.00 2.13%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Durose 1.00 1.66%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Ian Cotton 1.00 1.58%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Karl Parker 1.00 1.51%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Matt Perry 1.00 1.36%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Paul Menzies 1.00 1.27%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Toby Swinney 1.00 1.18%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Craig Lovatt 1.00 0.63%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Will Harris 1.00 0.63%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) John Westall 1.00 0.58%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Darrell Lockett 1.00 0.43%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Russell Smith 1.00 0.29%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ben Ost 0.50 3.29%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Charlie Wright 0.50 3.22%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Shane Parkes 0.50 2.52%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Paul Cassidy 0.50 2.01%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Rob Brooks 0.50 1.98%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Humphries 0.50 1.87%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) John Whittaker 0.50 1.82%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Lewis Thompson 0.50 1.64%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Paul Bayley 0.50 1.62%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Chris Humphries 0.50 1.54%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Clinton Cartlidge 0.50 1.18%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Ryan Windley 0.50 0.86%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Reece Tasker 0.50 0.79%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Sam Bailey 0.50 0.78%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Gary Davies 0.50 0.72%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Josey Webb 0.50 0.67%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Jordan Johnson 0.50 0.55%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 0.50 0.53%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Will Murton 0.50 0.48%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Saul Furse 0.50 0.37%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Paul Elliott 0.50 0.33%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Mark Allen 0.50 0.28%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Rich Stelmach 0.50 0.11%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Jordan Padmore 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 02 June

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 02 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 02 June

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 09 June

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 09 June

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 09 June

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 09 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 16 June

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 16 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 16 June

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 16 June

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 23 June

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 23 June

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 30 June

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 30 June

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 30 June

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 07 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 07 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 14 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 14 July

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 14 July

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 21 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 21 July

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 21 July

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 21 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 28 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 20:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 28 July

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 28 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 28 July

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 04 August

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 04 August

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 04 August

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 11 August

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 11 August

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 11 August

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 11 August

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 18 August

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 18 August

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 18 August

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 19 May

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    8 - 11
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    12 - 12
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    5 - 8
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    2 - 7
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 12 May

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    12 - 14
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    9 - 7
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    9 - 12
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    7 - 19
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 09 June

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 16 June

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 23 June

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 June

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 07 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 14 July

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 21 July

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 28 July

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 04 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 11 August

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 August

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)