Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
12
10
21
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
12
9
19
3
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
12
7
14
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
12
6
13
5
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
12
6
12
6
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
12
4
8
7
Real Madras (Crewe White)
12
3
7
8
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
12
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 136 | 95 | 41 | 21 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 134 | 73 | 61 | 19 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 125 | 102 | 23 | 14 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 104 | 99 | 5 | 13 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 104 | 127 | -23 | 12 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 89 | 119 | -30 | 8 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 88 | 108 | -20 | 7 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 58 | 115 | -57 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 57 | 13 | 44 | 22 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 34 | 23 | 11 | 16 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 44 | 27 | 17 | 15 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 32 | 29 | 3 | 13 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 23 | 32 | -9 | 9 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 8 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 16 | 34 | -18 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 21 | 42 | -21 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 65 | 37 | 28 | 21 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 48 | 46 | 2 | 17 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 38 | 27 | 11 | 14 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 46 | 39 | 7 | 11 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 36 | 38 | -2 | 10 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 32 | 43 | -11 | 10 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 13 | 42 | -29 | 8 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 30 | 36 | -6 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 14.50 | 13.69% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 14.50 | 10.34% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 14.00 | 11.17% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 14.00 | 8.90% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Johnson | 13.50 | 8.52% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 11.50 | 11.95% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 11.00 | 13.35% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 11.00 | 10.97% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Luke Murray | 11.00 | 6.38% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 10.50 | 5.63% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathan Slack | 9.00 | 11.24% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Nathan Wallbanks | 9.00 | 5.29% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 8.50 | 5.63% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Nick Watts | 8.50 | 4.86% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ivan Shelton | 8.50 | 3.76% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Scott Sparks | 8.00 | 8.93% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 8.00 | 6.11% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 7.00 | 8.42% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 7.00 | 4.84% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 6.00 | 6.24% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Steven Collins | 6.00 | 5.69% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Brennan | 6.00 | 3.27% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 6.00 | 1.80% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 5.50 | 6.26% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Matt Wrench | 5.50 | 4.40% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 5.50 | 2.75% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 5.50 | 1.55% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matt Martin | 5.00 | 7.87% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Ian Cotton | 5.00 | 4.57% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Travis Collier | 5.00 | 3.30% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 5.00 | 1.95% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Karl Parker | 5.00 | 1.70% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Jordan Padmore | 5.00 | 1.34% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dean Falland | 4.50 | 6.15% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Toby Swinney | 4.00 | 1.68% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Andy Lade | 4.00 | 1.45% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Jake Child | 4.00 | -0.63% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 3.50 | 3.48% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 3.50 | 3.09% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 3.50 | 1.47% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Will Murton | 3.50 | 1.32% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Lee Smith | 3.50 | 0.98% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 3.50 | 0.09% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Gordon Hassall | 3.00 | 3.97% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 3.00 | 3.46% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 3.00 | 1.14% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 2.50 | 3.35% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | David Bourne | 2.00 | 1.35% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 1.50 | 1.93% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 1.50 | 0.00% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Matthew Cartlidge | 1.50 | -0.52% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Shane Parkes | 1.00 | 2.08% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Sam Bailey | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Adam Done | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | George O’Gormley | 0.50 | -0.31% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 14 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 14 April
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 14 April
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)VS 21:30Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 21 April
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 21 April
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 21 April
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Real Madras (Crewe White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 07 April
Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 10Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)5 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)10 - 13Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)7 - 20Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 31 March
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)10 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 5Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)10 - 6Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)4 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 March
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)8 - 7Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)12 - 15Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 12Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)7 - 13Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 17 March
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 4Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 17Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)13 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 March
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)1 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)2 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)6 - 10Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 March
Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 14Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 18Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)20 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 February
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 8Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)9 - 5Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)9 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 February
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)6 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)12 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)8 - 7Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 10Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 February
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 13Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)7 - 10Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)10 - 9Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Real Madras (Crewe White)13 - 4Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 February
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)5 - 6Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)11 - 9Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)8 - 6Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)13 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 27 January
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)6 - 18Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)8 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)4 - 1Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)12 - 7Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 20 January
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)9 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 8Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)12 - 8Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)8 - 7Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 14 April
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Real Madras (Crewe White)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 21 April
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)