Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
13
9
20
2
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
13
9
18
3
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
13
8
16
4
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
13
8
16
5
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
13
6
14
6
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
13
5
10
7
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
13
4
9
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
13
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 155 | 123 | 32 | 20 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 180 | 137 | 43 | 18 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 189 | 156 | 33 | 16 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 8 | 0 | 5 | 127 | 124 | 3 | 16 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 134 | 140 | -6 | 14 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 5 | 0 | 8 | 129 | 136 | -7 | 10 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 132 | 145 | -13 | 9 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 65 | 150 | -85 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 46 | 24 | 22 | 21 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 38 | 26 | 12 | 19 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 21 | 16 | 17 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 29 | 7 | 13 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 35 | 1 | 13 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 22 | 30 | -8 | 10 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 15 | 38 | -23 | 6 |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 21 | 48 | -27 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | 13 | 12 | 0 | 1 | 119 | 64 | 55 | 24 |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 77 | 58 | 19 | 20 |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 93 | 73 | 20 | 17 |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 13 |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | 13 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 53 | 65 | -12 | 10 |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 59 | 66 | -7 | 9 |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 42 | 69 | -27 | 7 |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | 13 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 9 | 65 | -56 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 20.00 | 7.30% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 16.00 | 12.15% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt King | 15.50 | 10.46% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Ashley Horden | 15.00 | 4.91% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Benjamin McGraw | 14.50 | 16.26% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Matt Perry | 14.50 | 13.62% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Sean Bolton | 14.50 | 10.56% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 14.50 | 9.63% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Reece Tasker | 14.50 | 8.65% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dave Hodkinson | 14.00 | 10.40% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 14.00 | 1.04% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Ryan Windley | 13.50 | 11.29% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Ryan Heywood | 12.00 | 10.66% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Matthew Bowker | 12.00 | 9.94% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Charlie Wright | 11.50 | 12.00% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Clinton Cartlidge | 11.50 | 9.04% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Ben Aucamp | 11.50 | 6.16% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 11.50 | 5.81% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Lewis Thompson | 11.00 | 8.71% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | David Durose | 11.00 | 4.43% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Josh Buxton | 10.50 | 8.72% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Josey Webb | 10.50 | 6.40% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Mark Allen | 10.50 | 2.76% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Adam Mellor | 10.00 | 8.96% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Russell Smith | 9.00 | 1.64% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Tom Lewis | 9.00 | 1.42% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 8.50 | 9.50% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Christy Roche | 8.50 | 7.17% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Matthew Sale | 8.50 | 6.33% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 8.50 | 5.62% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Rob Brooks | 8.50 | 5.35% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Harrison Fox | 8.00 | 3.52% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | Paul Elliott | 7.50 | 3.05% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Matt Perry | 7.50 | 0.87% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 7.00 | 5.64% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Chris Humphries | 6.50 | 6.05% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | Michael Primrose | 6.50 | 5.22% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Jack Wilkinson | 6.50 | 3.69% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Saul Furse | 6.50 | 1.99% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Ben Ost | 6.00 | 6.47% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Darrell Lockett | 6.00 | 2.71% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Paul Menzies | 6.00 | 1.63% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Paul Cassidy | 5.50 | 7.22% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rich Stelmach | 5.00 | 6.53% |
| Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) | Shane Parkes | 5.00 | 1.50% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Craig Lovatt | 5.00 | 0.31% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | George Hyde-Farrington | 4.50 | 3.65% |
| Man Titty (Crewe Blue) | David Guest | 4.50 | 1.54% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Will Harris | 4.50 | 0.54% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Jonathon lovatt | 3.50 | 3.74% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Joe Humphries | 3.00 | 6.84% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Mark Robson | 3.00 | 4.07% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Gordon Hassall | 3.00 | 3.43% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Andy Lade | 3.00 | 2.76% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Jason Crump | 3.00 | 1.55% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 3.00 | 0.72% |
| Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) | Chris Steele | 2.50 | 4.10% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Gary Hand | 2.50 | 2.08% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 2.00 | 3.61% |
| Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) | Sam Bailey | 1.50 | 1.00% |
| Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) | Jake Murphy | 1.00 | 1.70% |
| Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) | William Westall | 0.50 | 2.57% |
| Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) | Rob Nixon | 0.50 | 1.03% |
| Real Madras (Crewe White) | Dale Cox | 0.50 | 0.45% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 18 August
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 18 August
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 18 August
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 11 August
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)13 - 12Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)9 - 14Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 04 August
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)7 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)15 - 10Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)6 - 8Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 28 July
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)23 - 16Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)9 - 16Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)1 - 15Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)15 - 8Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) -
Monday 21 July
Real Madras (Crewe White)3 - 10Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 11Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)9 - 14Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)9 - 18Man Titty (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 14 July
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)10 - 11Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)9 - 3Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)23 - 5Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 07 July
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)17 - 9Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Real Madras (Crewe White)4 - 10Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)20 - 18Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)11 - 8Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) -
Monday 30 June
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)11 - 12Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Real Madras (Crewe White)9 - 21Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)17 - 20Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)17 - 14Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 23 June
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)8 - 6Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)24 - 15Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)6 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)12 - 6Real Madras (Crewe White) -
Monday 16 June
Real Madras (Crewe White)7 - 9Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)11 - 7Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)11 - 13Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)13 - 10Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 09 June
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)15 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 5Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)11 - 4Real Madras (Crewe White)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)10 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) -
Monday 02 June
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)19 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)5 - 6Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)11 - 4Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 19 May
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)8 - 11Man Titty (Crewe Blue)Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)12 - 12Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)5 - 8Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Real Madras (Crewe White)2 - 7Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)12 - 14Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)9 - 7Real Madras (Crewe White)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)9 - 12Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)7 - 19Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 18 August
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)Man Titty (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Real Madras (Crewe White)Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)