Crewe

Monday | 20:00-22:00

College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.

Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
10
8
16
2
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
10
8
16
3
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
10
5
11
4
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
10
5
11
5
Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
10
4
8
6
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
10
4
8
7
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
10
3
6
8
Real Madras (Crewe White)
10
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 10 8 0 2 122 84 38 16
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 10 8 0 2 84 57 27 16
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 10 5 1 4 107 77 30 11
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 10 5 1 4 82 79 3 11
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 10 4 0 6 80 94 -14 8
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 10 4 0 6 81 103 -22 8
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 10 3 0 7 76 87 -11 6
Real Madras (Crewe White) 10 2 0 8 54 105 -51 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 10 8 1 1 28 8 20 17
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 10 6 3 1 33 15 18 15
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 10 5 1 4 29 27 2 11
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 10 5 1 4 24 27 -3 11
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 10 4 1 5 23 22 1 9
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 10 3 3 4 22 22 0 9
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 10 2 1 7 21 35 -14 5
Real Madras (Crewe White) 10 0 3 7 11 35 -24 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) 10 9 0 1 68 20 48 18
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) 10 6 1 3 25 23 2 13
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) 10 5 1 4 28 29 -1 11
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) 10 4 2 4 39 35 4 10
Real Madras (Crewe White) 10 2 4 4 22 40 -18 8
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) 10 3 1 6 28 37 -9 7
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) 10 3 1 6 29 44 -15 7
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) 10 3 0 7 24 35 -11 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Dale Cox 13.50 7.57%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) John Westall 13.50 6.95%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Nick Watts 10.50 10.22%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) George Hyde-Farrington 10.50 9.64%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Steve Evans 8.50 7.35%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) George Walley 8.00 4.53%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Cameron Brindley 7.00 3.13%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Leahy 6.50 8.00%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Chris Steele 6.50 7.53%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Liam Jones 6.50 6.74%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Gary Hand 6.50 4.75%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) James Tee 6.50 3.86%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Joe Humphries 6.50 3.23%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Stephen Smith 6.50 2.40%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Christy Roche 6.00 5.16%
Real Madras (Crewe White) James Bartlett 6.00 2.45%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Gregory Ward 6.00 1.95%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Jason Crump 6.00 0.61%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Luke Murray 5.50 4.75%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Sam Bailey 5.50 2.67%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Tom Butler 5.50 2.26%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Mark Allen 5.50 1.95%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ben Ost 5.00 5.68%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Chris Roe-Griffiths 5.00 5.04%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Matthew Sale 5.00 4.27%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Paul Menzies 5.00 1.55%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) Adam Mellor 4.50 0.16%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Craig Lovatt 4.00 0.42%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Harrison Fox 3.50 2.74%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) David Guest 3.50 1.64%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) David Bourne 3.50 1.63%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Liam Welsh 3.50 1.63%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Matthew Cartlidge 3.50 1.52%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Jake Child 3.50 1.18%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Mike Mitchell 3.00 2.39%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Matt Perry 3.00 1.74%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Rob Brooks 3.00 1.54%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Steven Brennan 3.00 0.81%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Simon Gawne 3.00 0.55%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Will Harris 3.00 0.27%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Toby Swinney 3.00 0.21%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Will Murton 2.50 2.97%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Andy Lade 2.50 2.92%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Karl Parker 2.50 2.88%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Matt Perry 2.50 2.48%
Flabberdeen (Crewe Red) George O’Gormley 2.00 2.84%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Lee Smith Smith 2.00 2.38%
Real Madras (Crewe White) Josey Webb 2.00 0.59%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Clinton Cartlidge 2.00 -0.17%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Matt Martin 2.00 -1.26%
Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green) Matthew Bowker 1.50 0.90%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Gary Nixon 1.50 -0.40%
Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow) Alex Carlton 1.00 2.32%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Jennings 1.00 1.04%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Paul Bayley 1.00 0.53%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Calum Williams 1.00 0.16%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Ivan Shelton 1.00 -1.09%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Adam Done 0.50 2.52%
Man Titty (Crewe Blue) Siddharth mishra 0.50 1.32%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Andrew Serridge 0.50 1.22%
Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black) Peter Linney 0.50 0.67%
Real Madras (Crewe White) David Durose 0.50 0.35%
Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink) Jonathan Slack 0.50 -0.33%
Fatsumas (Crewe Orange) Dan Gater 0.50 -0.87%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 11 November

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
  • Monday 11 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 11 November

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 11 November

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 21:30
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 November

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 18 November

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 18 November

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 18 November

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 21:30
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 25 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 25 November

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 25 November

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 25 November

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    VS 21:30
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 02 December

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 02 December

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 02 December

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 02 December

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    VS 21:30
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 04 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    13 - 1
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    5 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    6 - 14
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    11 - 5
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 28 October

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    3 - 17
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    9 - 5
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    11 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    3 - 9
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 21 October

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    4 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    8 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    6 - 10
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    12 - 14
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
  • Monday 14 October

    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    5 - 16
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    6 - 3
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    5 - 16
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    4 - 10
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 07 October

    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    13 - 5
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    10 - 3
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    10 - 6
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    13 - 7
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 30 September

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    4 - -1
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    13 - 11
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    5 - 13
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    20 - 5
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 23 September

    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    6 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    11 - 6
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    9 - 5
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    12 - 8
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
  • Monday 16 September

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    6 - 13
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    5 - 15
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    8 - 13
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    12 - 8
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 09 September

    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    8 - 7
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    14 - 6
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    7 - 13
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    9 - 8
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
  • Monday 02 September

    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    6 - 16
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    9 - 10
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    13 - 9
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    13 - 9
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
  • Monday 11 November

    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
  • Monday 18 November

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
  • Monday 25 November

    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
  • Monday 02 December

    Fatsumas (Crewe Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Crewe White)
    Black Forest Fateaux (Crewe Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Crewe Blue)
    Inter Mihami (Crewe Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji( Crewe Yellow)
    Flabberdeen (Crewe Red)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.Gs (Crewe Green)