Crewe
Monday | 20:00-22:00
College House, Campus, Crewe Green Rd Crewe, CW15DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Crewe. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Come and join us, what have you got to lose other than weight? I couldn’t say a bad word about pretty much anyone I’ve come across during my years involved with Man v Fat. I’ve been lucky enough to play in three national tournaments and a handful of eleven-a-side games, coming up against guys from leagues all over the country and that still holds true. You won’t regret becoming a part of this community.
Aaron Waywell, Coach, Crewe
Leaderboard
Season Eighteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)
2
1
3
2
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)
2
1
3
3
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)
2
1
2
4
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
2
1
2
5
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)
2
1
2
6
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)
2
0
2
7
Never Fulham (Crewe White)
2
1
2
8
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 3 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 3 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 17 | 7 | 2 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 15 | 4 | 2 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 2 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 12 | -3 | 2 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 27 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 2 |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 4 |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 2 |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 2 |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 10 | -4 | 2 |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 1 |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 15 | -9 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | David Goodfellow | 4.00 | 2.58% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Craig Adlington | 4.00 | 2.42% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Gordon Hassall | 4.00 | 1.80% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | James Hindle | 4.00 | 1.54% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Joe Harrison | 4.00 | 1.35% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Mellor | 4.00 | 1.29% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Jake Murphy | 3.50 | 4.44% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Sean Bolton | 3.50 | 0.60% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Bowker | 2.00 | 3.27% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ashley Horden | 2.00 | 0.77% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Terry Howard | 2.00 | -1.03% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Mike Mitchell | 1.00 | 4.20% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Michael Primrose | 1.00 | 3.85% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Rob Lawrie | 1.00 | 3.59% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Adam Thopliss | 1.00 | 3.19% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matthew Cartlidge | 1.00 | 3.13% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Steven Brennan | 1.00 | 2.93% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Matt Perry | 1.00 | 2.60% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Reece Tasker | 1.00 | 2.38% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Clinton Cartlidge | 1.00 | 2.24% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Paul Menzies | 1.00 | 2.08% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | James Tee | 1.00 | 1.87% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Rob Nixon | 1.00 | 1.73% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Mark Robson | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Lewis Thompson | 1.00 | 1.61% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Ryan Windley | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Peter Linney | 1.00 | 1.36% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ryan Heywood | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Mark Allen | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Jake Child | 1.00 | 0.93% |
| Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) | Ivan Shelton | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Russell Smith | 1.00 | 0.20% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Steven Collins | 1.00 | -1.40% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Simon Gawne | 0.50 | 2.14% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | Ben Aucamp | 0.50 | 1.68% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Matt Perry | 0.50 | 1.49% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Luke Murray | 0.50 | 1.26% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | John Westall | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Josey Webb | 0.50 | 0.84% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | David Durose | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Calum Williams | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Matt King | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Joseph Harris | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Will Harris | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Paul Bayley | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | John Whittaker | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Harrison Fox | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dale Cox | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) | Matthew Sale | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) | Jack Wilkinson | 0.50 | 0.32% |
| Never Fulham (Crewe White) | Josh Buxton | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | George Hyde-Farrington | 0.50 | 0.17% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) | William Westall | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) | Charlie Wright | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) | Dave Hodkinson | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) | Gary Davies | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 29 September
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 29 September
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 29 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 29 September
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 06 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 06 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 13 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 13 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 13 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 20 October
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 20 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 27 October
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 27 October
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 27 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 03 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 03 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 10 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 10 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 10 November
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:30Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 17 November
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 20:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 17 November
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 17 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 21:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 24 November
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 24 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 24 November
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 21:30Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 01 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 20:30Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 01 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:00Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 01 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)VS 20:00Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 08 December
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)VS 20:30Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 08 December
Never Fulham (Crewe White)VS 21:00Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 08 December
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)VS 21:30Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)VS 20:00Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 December
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)VS 20:30Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 15 December
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 15 December
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)VS 21:30Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 22 September
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)7 - 7Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)10 - 4Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)4 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)7 - 9Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 15 September
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)8 - 9Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)8 - 17Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)11 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)14 - 14Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green) -
Monday 29 September
Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 06 October
Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 13 October
Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red) -
Monday 20 October
Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 27 October
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 03 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink) -
Monday 10 November
Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black) -
Monday 17 November
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White) -
Monday 24 November
Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange) -
Monday 08 December
Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)0 - 0Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)0 - 0Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)Never Fulham (Crewe White)0 - 0Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)0 - 0Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow) -
Monday 15 December
Borussia Moobsandbackfat (Crewe Green)0 - 0Flamingo Fire (Crewe Pink)Kaiser Beefs FC (Crewe Yellow)0 - 0Never Fulham (Crewe White)Scoffenheim FC (Crewe Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Crewe Orange)Blackburn Roversized (Crewe Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Crewe Red)