Dartford
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
William Ewen, Coach, Dartford
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
8
7
14
2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
8
6
12
3
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
8
6
12
4
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
8
4
8
5
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
8
3
7
6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
8
2
5
7
Piecester City (Pink)
8
2
4
8
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 98 | 63 | 35 | 14 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 92 | 74 | 18 | 12 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 74 | 57 | 17 | 12 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 85 | 64 | 21 | 8 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 75 | 72 | 3 | 7 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 70 | 85 | -15 | 5 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 60 | 79 | -19 | 4 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 50 | 110 | -60 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 47 | 21 | 26 | 12 |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 39 | 21 | 18 | 11 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 10 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 33 | 23 | 10 | 10 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 35 | 27 | 8 | 10 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 37 | -9 | 7 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 19 | 44 | -25 | 2 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 22 | 63 | -41 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 20 | 16 | 14 |
| Piecester City (Pink) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 12 |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 37 | 27 | 10 | 9 |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 7 |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 25 | -1 | 7 |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 6 |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 6 |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 10 | 27 | -17 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Scott Filmer | 11.50 | 7.04% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Steve Nagle | 10.00 | -0.13% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Turner | 9.00 | 6.39% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Michael Artiss | 8.50 | 5.26% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Billy Lambert | 8.00 | 6.26% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Ziya Musa | 6.50 | 12.10% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Mak Waran | 6.50 | 5.61% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lawrence Morris | 6.50 | 3.76% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Tom Moore | 6.50 | 2.28% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Luke Allen | 5.00 | 1.60% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Joseph Latham | 5.00 | 1.52% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | James Axford | 5.00 | 0.93% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sean Kelly | 4.00 | 3.75% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Adam Deller | 4.00 | -0.89% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Gary Baker | 3.50 | 4.95% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Tom Simmons | 3.50 | 3.34% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Martyn Carter-Craddock | 3.50 | 2.99% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Chris Board | 3.50 | 2.76% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Rian Brading-Miles | 3.50 | 2.52% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Paul Kersey | 3.50 | 1.88% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Stephen Clark | 3.50 | 0.93% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Louis Moore-Nye | 3.00 | 4.63% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Sam Reynolds | 3.00 | 3.89% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Charlie Frost | 3.00 | 3.64% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Christopher Hulbert | 3.00 | 3.51% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ben Smith | 3.00 | 2.92% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Collins | 3.00 | 2.78% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Philip Goode | 3.00 | 2.08% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Paul Imber | 3.00 | 1.77% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Stuart Bloomfield | 3.00 | 1.67% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Darren Jessop | 3.00 | 0.30% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Ronny Jackson | 2.50 | 4.31% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Stephen Armstrong | 2.50 | 3.92% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Dave Lambert | 2.50 | 2.81% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Rob Porter | 2.50 | 2.58% |
| Piecester City (Pink) | Faraz Ahmed | 2.50 | 1.64% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Perry Holder | 2.50 | 1.16% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Togwell | 2.50 | 1.06% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Jamie Bell | 2.00 | 4.64% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Noel Carroll | 2.00 | 1.33% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Jeff B | 2.00 | 1.18% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Pasha Gogolev | 2.00 | 0.89% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Ali Hassan | 2.00 | -0.57% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Timothy Ewen | 2.00 | -0.81% |
| Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) | Scott Stanton | 1.50 | 0.76% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Mark Bentley | 1.50 | 0.23% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Edward Hughes | 1.00 | 2.80% |
| Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) | Matthew Rigby | 1.00 | 2.56% |
| Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) | Lewis Neary | 1.00 | 0.98% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | David Paulizky | 1.00 | 0.75% |
| Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) | Matt Shapley | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) | Alex Read | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) | Chris Ball | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) | Joe Cassidy | 0.50 | -1.84% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 17 June
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 20:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 17 June
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 17 June
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 17 June
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:30Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 June
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 24 June
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 20:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 24 June
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 24 June
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 21:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 01 July
Piecester City (Pink)VS 20:00Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) -
Tuesday 01 July
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 01 July
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 01 July
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 21:30Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 08 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 08 July
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 20:30Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 08 July
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:00Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 08 July
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 21:30Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 15 July
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)VS 20:00Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 15 July
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)VS 20:30Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 15 July
Piecester City (Pink)VS 21:00Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 15 July
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)VS 21:30Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 22 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)VS 20:00Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 22 July
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)VS 20:30Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 22 July
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)VS 21:00Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 22 July
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)VS 21:30Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 10 June
Piecester City (Pink)6 - 10Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 7Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)7 - 10Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)9 - 8Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 03 June
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)5 - 12Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)14 - 6Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Piecester City (Pink)7 - 11Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)8 - 10Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 27 May
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)7 - 9Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)8 - 11Piecester City (Pink)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)23 - 7Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)17 - 11Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 20 May
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)19 - 7Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Piecester City (Pink)9 - 14Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)14 - 7Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)11 - 10Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 13 May
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)9 - 9Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)8 - 11Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)7 - 8Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)11 - 10Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 06 May
Piecester City (Pink)6 - 14Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)11 - 4Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)9 - 11Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)6 - 13Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 29 April
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)12 - 11Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)4 - 12Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)4 - 6Piecester City (Pink)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)10 - 4Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) -
Tuesday 22 April
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)7 - 5Piecester City (Pink)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)9 - 12Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)13 - 5Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)10 - 9Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) -
Tuesday 17 June
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 June
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink) -
Tuesday 01 July
Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) -
Tuesday 08 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) -
Tuesday 15 July
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)0 - 0Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)0 - 0Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)Piecester City (Pink)0 - 0Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)0 - 0Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) -
Tuesday 22 July
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)0 - 0Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)0 - 0Piecester City (Pink)Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)0 - 0Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)