Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Deliverblue (blue)
13
10
20
2
Large Lad F.C (yellow)
13
9
19
3
Notorious PIG's (pink)
13
8
17
4
Green Bay Packets (green)
13
7
15
5
Snack Addicks (red)
13
5
11
6
Fiorentina Turner (purple)
13
5
11
7
(orange ) We ate All Depays
13
4
9
8
The Real Madras (white)
13
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 13 10 0 3 145 98 47 20
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 13 9 1 3 126 76 50 19
Notorious PIG's (pink) 13 8 1 4 112 94 18 17
Green Bay Packets (green) 13 7 1 5 107 92 15 15
Snack Addicks (red) 13 5 1 7 106 88 18 11
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 13 5 1 7 88 123 -35 11
(orange ) We ate All Depays 13 4 1 8 88 122 -34 9
The Real Madras (white) 13 1 0 12 68 147 -79 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Deliverblue (blue) 13 8 4 1 47 21 26 20
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 13 8 2 3 35 18 17 18
Snack Addicks (red) 13 8 1 4 43 23 20 17
Green Bay Packets (green) 13 7 2 4 37 29 8 16
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 13 7 0 6 40 50 -10 14
Notorious PIG's (pink) 13 3 3 7 32 32 0 9
(orange ) We ate All Depays 13 4 0 9 32 56 -24 8
The Real Madras (white) 13 1 0 12 18 55 -37 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Large Lad F.C (yellow) 13 10 1 2 52 30 22 21
Deliverblue (blue) 13 9 1 3 59 41 18 19
Notorious PIG's (pink) 13 8 1 4 45 27 18 17
Green Bay Packets (green) 13 7 1 5 37 31 6 15
Snack Addicks (red) 13 6 3 4 30 31 -1 15
(orange ) We ate All Depays 13 4 0 9 27 32 -5 8
Fiorentina Turner (purple) 13 3 1 9 19 40 -21 7
The Real Madras (white) 13 1 0 12 21 58 -37 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Steve Nagle 14.00 -0.63%
Snack Addicks (red) James Axford 13.50 6.43%
Deliverblue (blue) Deniz Bal 12.00 11.18%
The Real Madras (white) Chris Board 11.50 14.04%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Chris Turner 10.00 1.50%
Snack Addicks (red) Louis Moore-Nye 9.00 4.89%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Sean Duffy 9.00 3.82%
Deliverblue (blue) Chris Rose 8.50 6.43%
Deliverblue (blue) Michael Artiss 8.50 2.97%
Deliverblue (blue) Kushal Babla 8.50 2.87%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matthew Rigby 8.00 3.91%
Green Bay Packets (green) Mike Small 7.50 4.00%
Deliverblue (blue) Darren Jessop 7.50 2.58%
Deliverblue (blue) Ali Hassan 7.00 5.77%
Green Bay Packets (green) David Hye 6.50 5.22%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Ricky Brennan 6.50 2.72%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Luke Allen 6.00 4.48%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Scott Stanton 6.00 3.08%
Notorious PIG's (pink) William Britton 5.50 5.45%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Joe Cassidy 5.50 4.13%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Paul Anastasiou 5.50 3.10%
Notorious PIG's (pink) David Paulizky 5.50 1.82%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Stuart Bloomfield 5.50 1.18%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Everest Unger 4.50 2.15%
Deliverblue (blue) Paul Imber 4.50 0.27%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Troy Blackwood 4.00 -0.61%
Snack Addicks (red) Lawrence Morris 3.50 0.63%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Leigh Pell 3.00 5.69%
Snack Addicks (red) Connor Tarpey 3.00 2.74%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Alex Read 3.00 2.14%
The Real Madras (white) Edward Hughes 3.00 1.79%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Earl Baker 3.00 1.57%
Snack Addicks (red) Lewis Neary 3.00 1.07%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Noel Carroll 3.00 0.96%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Mark Bentley 3.00 0.80%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Perry Holder 3.00 -1.37%
The Real Madras (white) Adam Hunt 2.50 3.09%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Andrew Payne 2.50 2.17%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Jason Ford 2.50 0.40%
The Real Madras (white) Stephen Clark 2.50 0.16%
The Real Madras (white) Ziya Musa 2.50 -0.17%
Snack Addicks (red) Sam Andrews 2.00 2.73%
Green Bay Packets (green) Robert Haynes 2.00 1.05%
Green Bay Packets (green) Ben Smith 2.00 0.84%
Green Bay Packets (green) Charlie Frost 2.00 -0.10%
Green Bay Packets (green) Tom Synnuck 2.00 -3.85%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Cavin Tsiga 1.50 2.00%
The Real Madras (white) Robert Higgs 1.00 2.16%
Green Bay Packets (green) Faraz Ahmed 1.00 1.49%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Alfie Phelan 1.00 0.93%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Jamie Bell 0.50 2.00%
Notorious PIG's (pink) Oliver Gafga 0.50 1.82%
(orange ) We ate All Depays Bradleigh Sims 0.50 0.97%
Green Bay Packets (green) Matt Shapley 0.50 0.43%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Rian Brading-Miles 0.50 0.43%
Large Lad F.C (yellow) Timothy Ewen 0.50 0.40%
Fiorentina Turner (purple) Joseph Latham 0.50 0.27%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    VS 20:00
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    The Real Madras (white)
    VS 20:30
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Snack Addicks (red)
    VS 21:00
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Deliverblue (blue)
    VS 21:30
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    18 - 4
    The Real Madras (white)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    5 - 3
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    10 - 9
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    17 - 12
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    1 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    4 - 8
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    4 - 11
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 3
    The Real Madras (white)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 10
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    12 - 19
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 5
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    7 - 7
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 11
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 8
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    15 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 7
    Deliverblue (blue)
    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 12
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    8 - 15
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    3 - 6
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    13 - 7
    The Real Madras (white)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    14 - 9
    Snack Addicks (red)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    8 - 16
    Deliverblue (blue)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    5 - 18
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    8 - 8
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    11 - 6
    The Real Madras (white)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 8
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 06 January

    The Real Madras (white)
    7 - 3
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    5 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    1 - 9
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    3 - 9
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    10 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    6 - 11
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    The Real Madras (white)
    4 - 12
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Snack Addicks (red)
    13 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    10 - 7
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    6 - 14
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    6 - 18
    Green Bay Packets (green)

  • Tuesday 02 December

    Green Bay Packets (green)
    4 - 6
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    10 - 4
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    The Real Madras (white)
    3 - 13
    Deliverblue (blue)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    16 - 1
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 25 November

    Deliverblue (blue)
    8 - 6
    Snack Addicks (red)
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    7 - 5
    The Real Madras (white)
    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    7 - 6
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    4 - 5
    Notorious PIG's (pink)

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    8 - 14
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    The Real Madras (white)
    6 - 12
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    12 - 8
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    9 - 7
    (orange ) We ate All Depays

  • Tuesday 03 March

    (orange ) We ate All Depays
    0 - 0
    Notorious PIG's (pink)
    The Real Madras (white)
    0 - 0
    Green Bay Packets (green)
    Snack Addicks (red)
    0 - 0
    Large Lad F.C (yellow)
    Deliverblue (blue)
    0 - 0
    Fiorentina Turner (purple)