Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
2
2
4
2
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
2
2
4
3
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
2
2
4
4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
2
1
2
5
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
2
1
2
6
Piecester City (Pink)
2
0
0
7
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
2
0
0
8
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 2 0 0 23 7 16 4
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 2 0 0 23 11 12 4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 2 0 0 22 11 11 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 1 0 1 16 17 -1 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 1 0 1 18 21 -3 2
Piecester City (Pink) 2 0 0 2 16 25 -9 0
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 0 0 2 11 20 -9 0
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 0 0 2 9 26 -17 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 2 0 0 12 3 9 4
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 2 0 0 11 4 7 4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 1 0 1 6 5 1 2
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 1 0 1 8 8 0 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 1 0 1 11 12 -1 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 1 0 1 4 6 -2 2
Piecester City (Pink) 2 0 0 2 7 14 -7 0
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 0 0 2 3 10 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 2 2 0 0 11 2 9 4
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 2 2 0 0 6 0 6 4
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 2 2 0 0 6 2 4 4
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 2
Piecester City (Pink) 2 0 0 2 4 7 -3 0
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 2 0 0 2 2 8 -6 0
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 2 0 0 2 2 11 -9 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 4.00 1.98%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 4.89%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 3.50 2.26%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 3.50 1.89%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 3.50 1.15%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 2.00 -1.56%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 1.00 7.66%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 1.00 3.51%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 1.00 2.08%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 1.00 1.95%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 1.00 1.94%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 1.00 1.19%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 1.00 1.16%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 1.00 1.07%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 1.00 0.94%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 1.00 0.68%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 1.00 0.59%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 1.00 0.20%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 0.50 3.27%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 0.50 3.11%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 0.50 2.22%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Kes eka 0.50 2.17%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 0.50 1.72%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 1.71%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 0.50 1.59%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 0.50 1.28%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 0.50 1.08%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 0.50 1.05%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 0.85%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 0.50 0.76%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Stephen Armstrong 0.50 0.66%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adrian Hall 0.50 0.65%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 0.50 0.56%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 0.50 0.56%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 0.50 0.50%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 0.50 0.45%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Ziya Musa 0.50 0.45%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 0.50 0.19%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 0.50 0.11%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 0.50 0.10%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 0.50 0.09%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)