Dartford

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Green Street Green Road Dartford, DA1 1QE

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Dartford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

William Ewen, Coach, Dartford

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Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
5
5
10
2
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
5
3
6
3
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
5
3
6
4
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
5
3
6
5
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
5
2
4
6
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
5
2
4
7
Piecester City (Pink)
5
1
2
8
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 5 0 0 46 30 16 10
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 3 0 2 48 35 13 6
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 3 0 2 48 36 12 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 3 0 2 45 35 10 6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 2 0 3 41 50 -9 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 2 0 3 30 48 -18 4
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 0 4 39 51 -12 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 1 0 4 28 40 -12 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 4 0 1 29 17 12 8
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 4 0 1 17 9 8 8
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 3 0 2 20 14 6 6
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 3 0 2 14 12 2 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 2 0 3 19 19 0 4
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 2 0 3 10 22 -12 4
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 1 0 4 20 27 -7 2
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 0 4 16 25 -9 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) 5 5 0 0 15 7 8 10
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) 5 3 0 2 14 9 5 6
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) 5 3 0 2 11 10 1 6
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) 5 2 1 2 13 6 7 5
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) 5 2 1 2 8 7 1 5
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) 5 2 0 3 10 14 -4 4
Piecester City (Pink) 5 1 0 4 9 13 -4 2
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) 5 1 0 4 0 14 -14 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Tom Synnuck 6.00 9.54%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Axford 6.00 7.88%
Piecester City (Pink) Christopher Hulbert 6.00 3.23%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Matt Shapley 5.50 3.26%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Jemal Akkus 5.50 0.58%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Steve Nagle 5.00 -2.34%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Robert Higgs 4.00 2.75%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Sam Dwyer 3.50 5.62%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Sean Kelly 3.50 2.07%
Piecester City (Pink) Peter Harrowell 3.00 4.02%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Pasha Gogolev 3.00 3.53%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Ben Smith 3.00 2.45%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Paul Kersey 3.00 2.22%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Matthew Rigby 3.00 1.10%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Chris Turner 2.50 4.06%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Sam Andrews 2.50 2.35%
Piecester City (Pink) Faraz Ahmed 2.50 1.78%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Sean Duffy 2.50 1.76%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Stephen Clark 2.50 1.35%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Mark Bentley 2.50 1.02%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Timothy Ewen 2.50 0.40%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Alex Read 2.50 -0.46%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Tom Simmons 2.00 1.18%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Joe Cassidy 2.00 0.22%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Scott Filmer 1.50 1.42%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Michael Artiss 1.50 0.27%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Tom Moore 1.50 -3.26%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) David Paulizky 1.00 3.54%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Sam Hayes 1.00 3.51%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lawrence Morris 1.00 2.71%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Luke Allen 1.00 2.59%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Chris Board 1.00 1.71%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Mike Small 1.00 1.29%
Piecester City (Pink) Nishith Desai 1.00 1.21%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) Lewis Neary 1.00 1.04%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Perry Holder 1.00 0.72%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Dominic Gilchrist 1.00 0.59%
Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green) James Pateman 1.00 0.42%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Adam Deller 1.00 0.30%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Paul Imber 1.00 -0.63%
Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red) Darren Jessop 1.00 -0.88%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Perry Long 0.50 1.73%
Piecester City (Pink) Louis Moore-Nye 0.50 0.64%
Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange) Edward Hughes 0.50 0.55%
Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple) Stuart Bloomfield 0.50 0.48%
Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue) Robert Haynes 0.50 0.19%
Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow) Billy Lambert 0.50 0.11%
Dwhite Pork (Dartford White) Ali Hassan 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:30
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 20:30
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 21:30
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    VS 20:30
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    VS 21:00
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    VS 21:00
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 02 September

    Piecester City (Pink)
    14 - 10
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    7 - 6
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    16 - 3
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    12 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    12 - 3
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    7 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    7 - 2
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    6 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 19 August

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    9 - 7
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    8 - 10
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    6 - 3
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 12 August

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 4
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    8 - 2
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    4 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    3 - 9
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 05 August

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    7 - 14
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    16 - 13
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    5 - 15
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    11 - 7
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)

  • Tuesday 09 September

    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 16 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 23 September

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)

  • Tuesday 30 September

    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)

  • Tuesday 07 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)

  • Tuesday 14 October

    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)

  • Tuesday 21 October

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Piecester City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)
    0 - 0
    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    0 - 0
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 November

    Hakuna Mafatasz (Dartford Purple)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Belly Ballers (Dartford Yellow)
    Porky Blinders (Dartford Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Dartford Red)
    Dwhite Pork (Dartford White)
    0 - 0
    Piecester City (Pink)
    Tubby Tangerines (Dartford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Largegyle (Dartford Green)