Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
6
5
11
2
Watfood FC (Yellows)
6
3
8
3
Parma Violets (Purples)
6
4
8
4
Orange is the new Fat FC
6
3
6
5
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
6
2
5
6
VFL Wolfsburger
6
2
4
7
AC Mealplan (Reds)
6
2
4
8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 5 1 0 48 35 13 11
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 3 2 1 50 31 19 8
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 4 0 2 51 38 13 8
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 3 0 3 32 40 -8 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 2 1 3 43 42 1 5
VFL Wolfsburger 6 2 0 4 25 37 -12 4
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 2 0 4 36 49 -13 4
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 1 0 5 31 44 -13 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 4 1 1 18 13 5 9
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 4 0 2 22 8 14 8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 3 1 2 16 13 3 7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 3 0 3 12 14 -2 6
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 2 2 2 18 20 -2 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 2 1 3 8 7 1 5
VFL Wolfsburger 6 1 2 3 11 19 -8 4
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 1 1 4 12 23 -11 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 5 0 1 27 11 16 10
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 4 0 2 15 9 6 8
VFL Wolfsburger 6 4 0 2 5 6 -1 8
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 2 1 3 14 16 -2 5
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 2 1 3 11 18 -7 5
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 2 0 4 15 14 1 4
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 1 2 3 4 10 -6 4
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 2 0 4 10 17 -7 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 9.50 5.20%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 6.50 6.19%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 6.50 5.83%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 6.50 5.70%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 6.50 2.66%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 6.00 2.02%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 6.00 0.26%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 5.50 3.45%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 5.50 1.02%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 3.50 4.31%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 3.50 4.11%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 3.50 3.68%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 3.50 3.19%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 3.50 1.54%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 3.00 2.41%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 3.00 2.26%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 3.00 1.51%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 3.00 -0.22%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 2.50 2.85%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 2.50 1.49%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 2.50 1.11%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 2.50 0.88%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 2.50 0.76%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 2.00 1.49%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 1.50 3.18%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 1.50 0.63%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 1.50 -0.10%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 1.00 1.33%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 1.00 0.91%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Jake Majthenyi 1.00 0.54%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 1.00 0.45%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 1.00 0.00%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 0.50 0.81%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Alex Mitchell 0.50 0.67%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 0.50 0.35%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 14 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 14 August

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 28 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 28 August

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 28 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 04 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 04 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 September

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 02 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 07 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    4 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    4 - 7
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 31 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 7
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    9 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 3
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 11
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 17 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    3 - 4
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 14
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    2 - 9
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    12 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 4
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    9 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 03 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 11
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 14 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 28 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)