Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
AC Mealplan (Reds)
14
10
20
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
14
9
19
3
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
14
8
16
4
Orange is the new Fat FC
14
7
16
5
VFL Wolfsburger
14
6
12
6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
14
6
12
7
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
14
4
9
8
Watfood FC (Yellows)
14
4
8

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
AC Mealplan (Reds) 14 10 0 4 120 101 19 20
Parma Violets (Purples) 14 9 1 4 138 104 34 19
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 14 8 0 6 117 109 8 16
Orange is the new Fat FC 14 7 2 5 98 102 -4 16
VFL Wolfsburger 14 6 0 8 94 106 -12 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 14 6 0 8 98 115 -17 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 14 4 1 9 103 114 -11 9
Watfood FC (Yellows) 14 4 0 10 81 98 -17 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange is the new Fat FC 14 8 2 4 55 36 19 18
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 14 8 2 4 47 32 15 18
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 14 7 2 5 50 43 7 16
VFL Wolfsburger 14 6 1 7 30 37 -7 13
AC Mealplan (Reds) 14 6 1 7 30 39 -9 13
Parma Violets (Purples) 14 5 2 7 39 38 1 12
Watfood FC (Yellows) 14 5 2 7 32 38 -6 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 14 5 0 9 27 47 -20 10
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 14 10 3 1 69 37 32 23
AC Mealplan (Reds) 14 10 1 3 62 27 35 21
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 14 6 3 5 40 38 2 15
VFL Wolfsburger 14 6 3 5 35 38 -3 15
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 14 6 2 6 42 36 6 14
Orange is the new Fat FC 14 4 2 8 15 37 -22 10
Watfood FC (Yellows) 14 4 0 10 18 34 -16 8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 14 3 0 11 18 52 -34 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 17.00 20.91%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 17.00 -1.45%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 14.50 10.75%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 14.00 12.47%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 11.00 7.09%
VFL Wolfsburger Scott Amott 11.00 5.48%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 11.00 3.67%
Parma Violets (Purples) Christian Smith 9.50 5.33%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sanj Jagait 8.50 2.61%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 8.00 4.77%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 8.00 4.14%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 8.00 3.51%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 8.00 3.30%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Day 7.50 3.09%
Orange is the new Fat FC Anthony Bishop 7.50 2.92%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 6.50 5.71%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 6.50 3.54%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 6.00 5.99%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 6.00 5.59%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 6.00 5.45%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 6.00 2.44%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 5.50 3.15%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Harbir Guram 5.50 2.55%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 5.50 1.97%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 5.00 3.34%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Josh Maher 5.00 2.41%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Underhay 5.00 1.76%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 5.00 0.90%
Parma Violets (Purples) Stuart Devine 4.50 1.87%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 4.50 0.41%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Rich Crowhurst 4.00 5.13%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 4.00 0.87%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 4.00 -0.42%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 3.50 3.05%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 3.50 3.01%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 3.50 2.14%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 3.50 1.50%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 3.00 3.48%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 3.00 2.85%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 3.00 2.17%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 3.00 0.33%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 3.00 -0.65%
Orange is the new Fat FC Martin Constable 2.50 3.24%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 2.50 2.33%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Martyn Jones 2.00 0.92%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Stewart Mcqueen 1.50 0.09%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 1.00 2.63%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 1.00 2.22%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 1.00 1.10%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 1.00 0.40%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 1.00 -0.59%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 0.50 0.44%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 26 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 5
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    14 - 4
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 3
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    6 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 7
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    13 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
  • Thursday 12 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    12 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 05 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    10 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    11 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
  • Thursday 29 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    6 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    5 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 22 May

    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    14 - 10
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    13 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    13 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
  • Thursday 15 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 10
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 9
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 08 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    4 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    12 - 5
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    10 - 5
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
  • Thursday 01 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 8
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    5 - 12
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 24 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    9 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
  • Thursday 17 April

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 3
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 12
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 8
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 10 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 13
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    6 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 8
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 03 April

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 4
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 27 March

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)