Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
AC Mealplan (Reds)
11
7
14
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
11
6
13
3
Orange is the new Fat FC
11
6
13
4
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
11
6
12
5
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
11
6
12
6
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
11
4
8
7
Watfood FC (Yellows)
11
4
8
8
VFL Wolfsburger
11
4
8

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 7 0 4 86 83 3 14
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 6 1 4 105 85 20 13
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 6 1 4 80 80 0 13
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 6 0 5 94 91 3 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 6 0 5 80 88 -8 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 4 0 7 82 85 -3 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 4 0 7 71 76 -5 8
VFL Wolfsburger 11 4 0 7 70 80 -10 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 6 2 3 39 28 11 14
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 6 1 4 42 35 7 13
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 5 2 4 42 34 8 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 6 0 5 26 32 -6 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 5 0 6 25 33 -8 10
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 4 1 6 29 31 -2 9
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 4 1 6 27 29 -2 9
VFL Wolfsburger 11 4 1 6 23 31 -8 9
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 8 2 1 53 29 24 18
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 7 1 3 40 23 17 15
VFL Wolfsburger 11 5 2 4 24 25 -1 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 5 1 5 28 29 -1 11
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 4 2 5 33 32 1 10
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 4 0 7 17 26 -9 8
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 3 2 6 14 23 -9 8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 3 0 8 15 37 -22 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 14.50 15.62%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 13.00 0.26%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 12.00 10.21%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 9.00 7.82%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 9.00 5.28%
VFL Wolfsburger Scott Amott 9.00 3.75%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sanj Jagait 8.00 2.36%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 6.50 4.18%
Orange is the new Fat FC Anthony Bishop 6.50 2.34%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 6.50 2.09%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 6.00 3.44%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 6.00 3.21%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 6.00 3.09%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 6.00 2.34%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 5.50 3.28%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Day 5.50 2.58%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Harbir Guram 5.50 2.55%
Parma Violets (Purples) Christian Smith 5.50 2.28%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 5.50 1.02%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 5.00 1.70%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Josh Maher 4.50 1.55%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 4.00 4.18%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 4.00 3.55%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 4.00 -1.75%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 3.50 3.70%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 3.50 3.62%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 3.50 3.23%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Underhay 3.50 2.50%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 3.50 1.98%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 3.50 0.87%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 3.00 3.61%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Rich Crowhurst 3.00 2.50%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 3.00 1.61%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 3.00 1.32%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 3.00 0.89%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 2.50 4.34%
Orange is the new Fat FC Martin Constable 2.50 3.24%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 2.50 2.81%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.50 2.79%
Parma Violets (Purples) Stuart Devine 2.50 0.80%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 2.50 0.08%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Martyn Jones 1.50 -0.42%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 1.00 2.63%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 1.00 2.59%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Vincenzo Anyacho 1.00 2.57%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 1.00 1.48%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 1.00 1.10%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 1.00 0.43%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 1.00 0.24%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 0.50 1.31%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 0.50 0.40%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger
  • Thursday 12 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 12 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 12 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger
  • Thursday 19 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 26 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 26 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 26 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 05 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    10 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    11 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
  • Thursday 29 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    6 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    5 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 22 May

    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    14 - 10
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    13 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    13 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
  • Thursday 15 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 10
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 9
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 08 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    4 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    12 - 5
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    10 - 5
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
  • Thursday 01 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 8
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    5 - 12
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 24 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    9 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
  • Thursday 17 April

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 3
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 12
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 8
    Parma Violets (Purples)
  • Thursday 10 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 13
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    6 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 8
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 03 April

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 4
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 27 March

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC