Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parma Violets (Purples)
2
2
4
2
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
2
2
4
3
Watfood FC (Yellows)
2
1
2
4
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
2
1
2
5
VFL Wolfsburger
2
1
2
6
Orange is the new Fat FC
2
1
2
7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
2
0
0
8
AC Mealplan (Reds)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 2 2 0 0 23 12 11 4
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 2 2 0 0 20 13 7 4
Watfood FC (Yellows) 2 1 0 1 14 10 4 2
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 2 1 0 1 15 15 0 2
VFL Wolfsburger 2 1 0 1 14 15 -1 2
Orange is the new Fat FC 2 1 0 1 13 16 -3 2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 2 0 0 2 7 15 -8 0
AC Mealplan (Reds) 2 0 0 2 10 20 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 2 2 0 0 11 4 7 4
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 2 2 0 0 10 5 5 4
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 2
Orange is the new Fat FC 2 1 0 1 6 10 -4 2
Watfood FC (Yellows) 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
VFL Wolfsburger 2 0 1 1 3 6 -3 1
AC Mealplan (Reds) 2 0 0 2 4 9 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
VFL Wolfsburger 2 2 0 0 7 4 3 4
Parma Violets (Purples) 2 1 1 0 8 3 5 3
Watfood FC (Yellows) 2 1 0 1 9 5 4 2
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 2
Orange is the new Fat FC 2 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 2 1 0 1 3 7 -4 2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 2 0 1 1 2 8 -6 1
AC Mealplan (Reds) 2 0 0 2 2 6 -4 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 7.00 3.12%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 4.00 3.28%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 4.00 1.78%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 3.50 1.21%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 2.00 1.30%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 1.00 2.30%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 1.00 2.23%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 1.00 2.06%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 1.00 1.73%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 1.00 1.65%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 1.00 1.56%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 1.00 1.38%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 1.00 1.28%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 1.00 1.18%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 1.00 1.14%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 1.00 0.95%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 1.00 0.83%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 1.00 0.80%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 0.50 3.83%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 0.50 1.92%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 0.50 1.33%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 0.50 1.23%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 0.50 1.04%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 0.50 1.01%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 0.50 0.92%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 0.50 0.89%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Jake Majthenyi 0.50 0.86%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 0.50 0.84%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 0.50 0.84%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sanj Jagait 0.50 0.61%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 0.50 0.59%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 0.50 0.56%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 0.50 0.51%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 0.50 0.51%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 0.50 0.35%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 0.50 0.35%
VFL Wolfsburger Cameron Shepherd 0.50 0.28%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 0.50 0.25%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 0.50 0.09%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Stewart Mcqueen 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 17 July

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 17 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 24 July

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 31 July

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 31 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 07 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 07 August

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 14 August

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 28 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 28 August

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 28 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 04 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 04 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 September

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 02 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 10 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    12 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 4
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    9 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 03 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 11
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 17 July

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 31 July

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 28 August

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)