Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
11
8
18
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
11
7
14
3
Watfood FC (Yellows)
11
5
13
4
AC Mealplan (Reds)
11
5
12
5
Orange is the new Fat FC
11
6
12
6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
11
5
11
7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
11
2
4
8
VFL Wolfsburger
11
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 8 2 1 103 72 31 18
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 7 0 4 84 67 17 14
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 5 3 3 110 67 43 13
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 5 2 4 92 85 7 12
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 6 0 5 63 67 -4 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 5 1 5 82 72 10 11
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 2 0 9 49 90 -41 4
VFL Wolfsburger 11 2 0 9 41 104 -63 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 8 1 2 49 27 22 17
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 6 2 3 35 17 18 14
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 5 4 2 38 29 9 14
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 6 1 4 37 32 5 13
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 5 2 4 30 17 13 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 3 2 6 27 40 -13 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 3 0 8 17 35 -18 6
VFL Wolfsburger 11 1 2 8 18 54 -36 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Watfood FC (Yellows) 11 7 0 4 51 26 25 14
AC Mealplan (Reds) 11 7 0 4 39 21 18 14
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 11 6 0 5 24 21 3 12
Parma Violets (Purples) 11 5 1 5 23 26 -3 11
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 11 5 0 6 15 17 -2 10
Orange is the new Fat FC 11 4 2 5 3 18 -15 10
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 11 4 1 6 21 29 -8 9
VFL Wolfsburger 11 4 0 7 8 26 -18 8
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 14.00 9.43%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 13.00 -0.39%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 12.00 7.87%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 11.50 8.18%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 11.50 6.81%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 10.50 8.25%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 8.50 5.35%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 8.50 4.32%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 8.50 3.48%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 8.00 3.40%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 7.50 1.21%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 6.50 3.87%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 6.50 2.02%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 5.50 3.29%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 5.50 2.89%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 5.00 2.54%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 5.00 1.64%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 4.00 3.39%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 4.00 0.60%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 4.00 -0.49%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 3.50 2.03%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 3.50 1.26%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 3.00 1.49%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 2.50 2.96%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 2.50 2.08%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 2.50 1.64%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 2.50 1.11%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 2.50 0.79%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 2.50 0.53%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.00 3.62%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 2.00 -1.00%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 1.50 0.62%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 1.50 -0.56%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 1.00 2.54%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Itayi Mushambadope 1.00 1.74%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 1.00 0.70%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Millward 1.00 0.12%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 1.00 -0.10%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 1.00 -0.42%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Christian Smith 0.50 2.02%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 0.50 1.91%
Parma Violets (Purples) Jonny Wright 0.50 1.70%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 0.50 1.62%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Giacomo Ciccognani 0.50 0.88%
VFL Wolfsburger Daniel Saunders 0.50 0.74%
Parma Violets (Purples) Ricky Millsom 0.50 0.60%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 0.50 0.35%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 0.50 -0.50%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 02 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 11 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    11 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    7 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    3 - 10
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    11 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    11 - 6
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    15 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 28 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 3
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    1 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    20 - 4
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 2
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    1 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    12 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 07 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    4 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    4 - 7
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 31 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 7
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    9 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 3
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 11
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 17 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    3 - 4
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 14
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    2 - 9
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    12 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 4
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    9 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 03 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 11
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)