Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
6
4
9
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
6
4
8
3
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
6
3
7
4
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
6
2
6
5
Orange is the new Fat FC
6
3
6
6
AC Mealplan (Reds)
6
3
6
7
Watfood FC (Yellows)
6
2
4
8
VFL Wolfsburger
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 4 1 1 45 31 14 9
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 4 0 2 50 23 27 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 3 1 2 32 34 -2 7
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 2 2 2 42 34 8 6
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 3 0 3 32 34 -2 6
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 3 0 3 41 44 -3 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 2 0 4 26 52 -26 4
VFL Wolfsburger 6 1 0 5 22 38 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 4 1 1 27 14 13 9
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 3 1 2 21 13 8 7
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 3 1 2 25 21 4 7
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 3 0 3 28 16 12 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 3 0 3 18 21 -3 6
VFL Wolfsburger 6 3 0 3 22 27 -5 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 2 0 4 10 30 -20 4
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 1 1 4 18 27 -9 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 6 5 1 0 12 -2 14 11
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 6 4 0 2 12 -3 15 8
AC Mealplan (Reds) 6 3 1 2 10 6 4 7
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 6 3 0 3 3 8 -5 6
Orange is the new Fat FC 6 2 1 3 -1 4 -5 5
Watfood FC (Yellows) 6 2 1 3 4 10 -6 5
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 6 2 1 3 4 11 -7 5
VFL Wolfsburger 6 0 1 5 -9 1 -10 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 6.00 5.34%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 6.00 2.67%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 5.50 2.52%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 5.00 5.18%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 5.00 2.91%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 4.50 2.07%
Watfood FC (Yellows) James Greaves 4.00 1.88%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 3.50 3.08%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 3.50 2.07%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 3.00 4.25%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 3.00 1.93%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 3.00 1.23%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 2.50 3.57%
Parma Violets (Purples) Adam Boardman 2.50 3.47%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 2.50 1.61%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 2.50 0.10%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 2.50 0.00%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 1.00 0.19%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 0.50 1.42%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 0.50 1.22%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 0.50 1.01%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 0.50 0.61%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 0.50 0.40%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 0.50 0.34%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 20 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 20 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 20 November

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 27 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 27 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 04 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 11 December

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 21:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 08 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 08 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 08 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 15 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 15 January

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 13 November

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 4
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    16 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 30 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 13
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 16 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 4
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    10 - 16
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    8 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 20 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)