Derby | Springwood Leisure Centre | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

Derby | Springwood Leisure Centre | Wednesdays | 8-10PM

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 3 3 0 0 35 13 22 6
Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple) 3 1 2 0 18 16 2 4
Slow Coaches (Red) 3 2 0 1 20 21 -1 4
WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange) 3 1 1 1 24 22 2 3
ManChestHair Titty (White) 3 1 1 1 18 21 -3 3
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 3 1 0 2 23 20 3 2
FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow) 3 1 0 2 25 29 -4 2
Real Madras (Green) 3 0 0 3 10 31 -21 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 3 3 0 0 15 5 10 6
Slow Coaches (Red) 3 2 0 1 10 7 3 4
ManChestHair Titty (White) 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 4
Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple) 3 2 0 1 8 7 1 4
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 3 1 0 2 13 10 3 2
FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow) 3 1 0 2 11 10 1 2
WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange) 3 1 0 2 8 12 -4 2
Real Madras (Green) 3 0 0 3 4 20 -16 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange) 3 3 0 0 9 5 4 6
Not Long Eaton (Blue) 3 2 1 0 14 5 9 5
Slow Coaches (Red) 3 2 0 1 8 9 -1 4
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 3
Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple) 3 1 0 2 5 4 1 2
FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow) 3 1 0 2 8 12 -4 2
Real Madras (Green) 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1
ManChestHair Titty (White) 3 0 1 2 5 11 -6 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Not Long Eaton (Blue) Dan Wilmot 5.50 6.84%
Not Long Eaton (Blue) Sam Wilmot 5.50 5.29%
WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange) Christian Smith 4.00 6.75%
Slow Coaches (Red) Mark Read 3.50 5.39%
ManChestHair Titty (White) Andrew Lacey 2.50 4.68%
FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow) Steve Burley 2.50 2.90%
Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple) Mark Monk 1.00 4.63%
Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple) Lucas Monk 1.00 4.34%
FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow) Pete Kupranec 1.00 4.20%
Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks) Andrew Harper 1.00 3.96%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 20:00
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 21:00
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras (Green)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Green)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:30
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 21:00
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 21:30
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 20:30
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 21:30
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 27 November 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 27 November 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:30
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 27 November 2019

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Real Madras (Green)

  • Wednesday, 27 November 2019

    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    VS 21:30
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 21:30
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Green)

  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    VS 20:00
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    Real Madras (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    VS 21:00
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    VS 21:30
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Real Madras (Green)

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  • Wednesday, 16 October 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    5 - 9
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    11 - 3
    Real Madras (Green)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    11 - 8
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    6 - 6
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 09 October 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    12 - 11
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    Real Madras (Green)
    3 - 13
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    5 - 5
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    9 - 5
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 02 October 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    7 - 8
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    11 - 2
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    7 - 4
    Real Madras (Green)
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)

  • Wednesday, 23 October 2019

    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 30 October 2019

    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)

  • Wednesday, 06 November 2019

    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 13 November 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 20 November 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)

  • Wednesday, 27 November 2019

    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)

  • Wednesday, 04 December 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    ManChestHair Titty (White)

  • Wednesday, 11 December 2019

    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)

  • Wednesday, 18 December 2019

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    Slow Coaches (Red)

  • Wednesday, 08 January 2020

    Slow Coaches (Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    Real Madras (Green)
    0 - 0
    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    0 - 0
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)

  • Wednesday, 15 January 2020

    Murder on Zidane's Floor (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Mario Balotellitubbies (Blacks)
    Not Long Eaton (Blue)
    0 - 0
    ManChestHair Titty (White)
    WeBlameOurWives FC (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Slow Coaches (Red)
    FC Twente Nuggets (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Green)

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