Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parma Violets (Purples)
4
3
6
2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
4
3
6
3
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
4
2
5
4
AC Mealplan (Reds)
4
2
4
5
Watfood FC (Yellows)
4
2
4
6
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
4
1
3
7
VFL Wolfsburger
4
1
2
8
Orange is the new Fat FC
4
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 4 3 0 1 36 11 25 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 4 3 0 1 26 21 5 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 4 2 1 1 32 23 9 5
AC Mealplan (Reds) 4 2 0 2 31 32 -1 4
Watfood FC (Yellows) 4 2 0 2 21 28 -7 4
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 4 1 1 2 21 28 -7 3
VFL Wolfsburger 4 1 0 3 17 27 -10 2
Orange is the new Fat FC 4 1 0 3 16 30 -14 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 4 3 0 1 20 8 12 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 4 3 0 1 14 8 6 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 4 2 0 2 13 10 3 4
VFL Wolfsburger 4 2 0 2 15 17 -2 4
Watfood FC (Yellows) 4 2 0 2 10 15 -5 4
AC Mealplan (Reds) 4 1 1 2 13 19 -6 3
Orange is the new Fat FC 4 1 1 2 9 15 -6 3
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 4 1 0 3 13 15 -2 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 4 4 0 0 9 -4 13 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 4 3 0 1 10 0 10 6
AC Mealplan (Reds) 4 2 1 1 8 6 2 5
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 4 2 0 2 2 4 -2 4
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 4 2 0 2 5 9 -4 4
Watfood FC (Yellows) 4 1 1 2 1 7 -6 3
Orange is the new Fat FC 4 1 0 3 1 7 -6 2
VFL Wolfsburger 4 0 0 4 -4 3 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 5.50 1.77%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 4.00 1.60%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 4.00 0.57%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 3.50 0.72%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 3.00 3.64%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 3.00 2.24%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 3.00 1.80%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 2.50 3.57%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.50 3.25%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 2.50 1.54%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 2.50 1.12%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 2.50 1.03%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 2.50 0.89%
Parma Violets (Purples) Adam Boardman 1.00 2.90%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 1.00 0.81%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 1.00 0.68%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Jack Darby 0.50 1.42%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 0.50 1.11%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 0.50 1.01%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 0.50 0.97%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 0.50 0.88%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Giacomo Ciccognani 0.50 0.83%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 0.50 0.81%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 0.50 0.61%
Orange is the new Fat FC Quinten Evans 0.50 0.51%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 0.50 0.51%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 0.50 0.12%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 06 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 06 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 21:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 13 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 20 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 20 November

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 27 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 27 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 04 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 11 December

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 21:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 08 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 08 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 08 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 15 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 15 January

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 30 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 13
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 16 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 4
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    10 - 16
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    8 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 06 November

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)