Derby
Thursday | 20:00-21:00
Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL
Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Steven James, Coach, Derby
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
6
4
9
2
Parma Violets (Purples)
6
4
8
3
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
6
3
7
4
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
6
2
6
5
Orange is the new Fat FC
6
3
6
6
AC Mealplan (Reds)
6
3
6
7
Watfood FC (Yellows)
6
2
4
8
VFL Wolfsburger
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 31 | 14 | 9 |
| Parma Violets (Purples) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 23 | 27 | 8 |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 7 |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 42 | 34 | 8 | 6 |
| Orange is the new Fat FC | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 6 |
| AC Mealplan (Reds) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 44 | -3 | 6 |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 52 | -26 | 4 |
| VFL Wolfsburger | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 22 | 38 | -16 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parma Violets (Purples) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 9 |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 13 | 8 | 7 |
| Orange is the new Fat FC | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 7 |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 16 | 12 | 6 |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 6 |
| VFL Wolfsburger | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 6 |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 30 | -20 | 4 |
| AC Mealplan (Reds) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 18 | 27 | -9 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parma Violets (Purples) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 12 | -2 | 14 | 11 |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 12 | -3 | 15 | 8 |
| AC Mealplan (Reds) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 7 |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 6 |
| Orange is the new Fat FC | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -1 | 4 | -5 | 5 |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 10 | -6 | 5 |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 11 | -7 | 5 |
| VFL Wolfsburger | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | -9 | 1 | -10 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| AC Mealplan (Reds) | jake renret | 6.00 | 5.34% |
| AC Mealplan (Reds) | Adam Lomas | 6.00 | 2.67% |
| Parma Violets (Purples) | Mark Mounteney | 5.50 | 2.52% |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | Lee Simpson | 5.00 | 5.18% |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | Mike Wright | 5.00 | 2.91% |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | David Wiltshire | 4.50 | 2.07% |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | James Greaves | 4.00 | 1.88% |
| Orange is the new Fat FC | Charlie Buxton | 3.50 | 3.08% |
| Parma Violets (Purples) | Liam Seeds | 3.50 | 2.07% |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | Tom Watson | 3.00 | 4.25% |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | Paul Fairbrass | 3.00 | 1.93% |
| VFL Wolfsburger | Paul Shepherd | 3.00 | 1.23% |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | Chad Ride | 2.50 | 3.57% |
| Parma Violets (Purples) | Adam Boardman | 2.50 | 3.47% |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | Shaun Mills | 2.50 | 1.61% |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | Steven Galloway | 2.50 | 0.10% |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | Edward Martin | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Parma Violets (Purples) | James Stewart | 1.00 | 0.19% |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | Jack Darby | 0.50 | 1.42% |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | Graeme Fulton | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Watfood FC (Yellows) | Daniel Barrett | 0.50 | 1.01% |
| Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) | John Smale | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) | James Jalalian | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) | Chris Paxton | 0.50 | 0.34% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
No latest results Check back soon for more information.
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Thursday 20 November
Parma Violets (Purples)VS 20:00Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 20 November
Watfood FC (Yellows)VS 20:30Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 20 November
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VS 21:00VFL Wolfsburger -
Thursday 20 November
AC Mealplan (Reds)VS 21:00Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 27 November
Parma Violets (Purples)VS 20:00Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 27 November
Watfood FC (Yellows)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 27 November
VFL WolfsburgerVS 21:00Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 27 November
AC Mealplan (Reds)VS 21:00Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 04 December
Orange is the new Fat FCVS 20:00AC Mealplan (Reds) -
Thursday 04 December
Watfood FC (Yellows)VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger -
Thursday 04 December
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VS 21:00Parma Violets (Purples) -
Thursday 04 December
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)VS 21:00Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 11 December
VFL WolfsburgerVS 20:00Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 11 December
Parma Violets (Purples)VS 20:30Watfood FC (Yellows) -
Thursday 11 December
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)VS 21:00Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 11 December
AC Mealplan (Reds)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 18 December
Parma Violets (Purples)VS 20:00VFL Wolfsburger -
Thursday 18 December
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VS 20:30Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 18 December
Watfood FC (Yellows)VS 21:00AC Mealplan (Reds) -
Thursday 18 December
Orange is the new Fat FCVS 21:00Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 08 January
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)VS 20:00Watfood FC (Yellows) -
Thursday 08 January
VFL WolfsburgerVS 20:30Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 08 January
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 08 January
AC Mealplan (Reds)VS 21:00Parma Violets (Purples) -
Thursday 15 January
Parma Violets (Purples)VS 20:00Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 15 January
Watfood FC (Yellows)VS 20:30Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 15 January
AC Mealplan (Reds)VS 21:00VFL Wolfsburger -
Thursday 15 January
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VS 21:00Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 22 January
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)VS 20:00AC Mealplan (Reds) -
Thursday 22 January
Orange is the new Fat FCVS 20:30Watfood FC (Yellows) -
Thursday 22 January
VFL WolfsburgerVS 21:00Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 22 January
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)VS 21:00Parma Violets (Purples)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 13 November
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)5 - 4Parma Violets (Purples)Orange is the new Fat FC8 - 1Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VFL Wolfsburger2 - 3AC Mealplan (Reds)Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)16 - 1Watfood FC (Yellows) -
Thursday 06 November
Orange is the new Fat FC8 - 3VFL WolfsburgerParma Violets (Purples)10 - 7AC Mealplan (Reds)Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)5 - 5Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)Watfood FC (Yellows)4 - 8Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 30 October
VFL Wolfsburger2 - 11Parma Violets (Purples)Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)4 - 1Orange is the new Fat FCAC Mealplan (Reds)5 - 10Watfood FC (Yellows)Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)6 - 11Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 23 October
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)2 - 6VFL WolfsburgerOrange is the new Fat FC0 - 13Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)Watfood FC (Yellows)1 - 11Parma Violets (Purples)Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)6 - 3AC Mealplan (Reds) -
Thursday 16 October
AC Mealplan (Reds)7 - 6Orange is the new Fat FCExpected Toulouse FC (Whites)5 - 5Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)VFL Wolfsburger2 - 6Watfood FC (Yellows)Parma Violets (Purples)8 - -1Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 09 October
Orange is the new Fat FC9 - 6Parma Violets (Purples)Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)10 - 4Watfood FC (Yellows)Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)10 - 16AC Mealplan (Reds)Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)8 - 7VFL Wolfsburger -
Thursday 20 November
Parma Violets (Purples)0 - 0Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)Watfood FC (Yellows)0 - 0Orange is the new Fat FCSnackrington Stanley FC (Blues)0 - 0VFL WolfsburgerAC Mealplan (Reds)0 - 0Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 27 November
Parma Violets (Purples)0 - 0Orange is the new Fat FCWatfood FC (Yellows)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)VFL Wolfsburger0 - 0Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)AC Mealplan (Reds)0 - 0Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 04 December
Orange is the new Fat FC0 - 0AC Mealplan (Reds)Watfood FC (Yellows)0 - 0VFL WolfsburgerSnackrington Stanley FC (Blues)0 - 0Parma Violets (Purples)Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)0 - 0Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) -
Thursday 11 December
VFL Wolfsburger0 - 0Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)Parma Violets (Purples)0 - 0Watfood FC (Yellows)Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)0 - 0Orange is the new Fat FCAC Mealplan (Reds)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) -
Thursday 18 December
Parma Violets (Purples)0 - 0VFL WolfsburgerSnackrington Stanley FC (Blues)0 - 0Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)Watfood FC (Yellows)0 - 0AC Mealplan (Reds)Orange is the new Fat FC0 - 0Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) -
Thursday 08 January
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)0 - 0Watfood FC (Yellows)VFL Wolfsburger0 - 0Orange is the new Fat FCToo Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)AC Mealplan (Reds)0 - 0Parma Violets (Purples) -
Thursday 15 January
Parma Violets (Purples)0 - 0Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)Watfood FC (Yellows)0 - 0Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)AC Mealplan (Reds)0 - 0VFL WolfsburgerSnackrington Stanley FC (Blues)0 - 0Orange is the new Fat FC -
Thursday 22 January
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)0 - 0AC Mealplan (Reds)Orange is the new Fat FC0 - 0Watfood FC (Yellows)VFL Wolfsburger0 - 0Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)0 - 0Parma Violets (Purples)