Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
9
5
12
2
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
9
5
11
3
AC Mealplan (Reds)
9
5
10
4
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
9
4
9
5
Orange is the new Fat FC
9
4
8
6
Parma Violets (Purples)
9
4
8
7
VFL Wolfsburger
9
4
8
8
Watfood FC (Yellows)
9
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 5 2 2 93 60 33 12
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 5 1 3 53 40 13 11
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 5 0 4 68 74 -6 10
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 4 1 4 62 54 8 9
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 4 0 5 53 53 0 8
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 4 0 5 63 64 -1 8
VFL Wolfsburger 9 4 0 5 39 42 -3 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 3 0 6 31 75 -44 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 6 0 3 51 24 27 12
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 5 1 3 36 26 10 11
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 5 1 3 42 36 6 11
VFL Wolfsburger 9 5 1 3 33 31 2 11
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 4 1 4 34 35 -1 9
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 3 1 5 24 26 -2 7
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 3 0 6 16 44 -28 6
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 2 1 6 33 47 -14 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 9 6 0 3 13 -7 20 12
Parma Violets (Purples) 9 5 1 3 12 13 -1 11
AC Mealplan (Reds) 9 4 2 3 17 10 7 10
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 9 4 2 3 24 19 5 10
Orange is the new Fat FC 9 4 1 4 0 3 -3 9
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 9 3 3 3 9 15 -6 9
VFL Wolfsburger 9 2 2 5 -7 -3 -4 6
Watfood FC (Yellows) 9 2 1 6 -2 16 -18 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 11.50 7.44%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 10.00 2.31%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 9.00 3.47%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 8.00 6.60%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 6.00 6.82%
Orange is the new Fat FC Charlie Buxton 6.00 6.03%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 6.00 3.14%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 6.00 2.14%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 5.00 2.26%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 5.00 1.64%
Watfood FC (Yellows) James Greaves 4.00 1.88%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 3.50 1.17%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 3.50 1.02%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 3.50 -6.24%
Parma Violets (Purples) Adam Boardman 3.00 3.57%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Mike Wright 3.00 1.90%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 3.00 0.80%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 2.50 3.26%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Chad Ride 2.50 1.93%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 2.00 0.82%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 2.00 0.07%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 1.50 2.61%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 1.50 -0.74%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 1.00 -0.20%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Shane Booth 0.50 1.84%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 11 December

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 21:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 08 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 08 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 08 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 15 January

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 21:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 15 January

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 January

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 21:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 22 January

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 04 December

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    11 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 9
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 November

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 12
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 20 November

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    8 - 7
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 26
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 4
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    16 - 1
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    10 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    4 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 30 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 1
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    2 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 13
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    1 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    6 - 3
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 16 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    7 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    2 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - -1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 6
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 4
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    10 - 16
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    8 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 11 December

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 December

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 January

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)