Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
AC Mealplan (Reds)
8
6
12
2
Orange is the new Fat FC
8
6
12
3
Parma Violets (Purples)
8
4
8
4
Watfood FC (Yellows)
8
4
8
5
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
8
3
6
6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
8
3
6
7
VFL Wolfsburger
8
3
6
8
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
8
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
AC Mealplan (Reds) 8 6 0 2 61 53 8 12
Orange is the new Fat FC 8 6 0 2 64 57 7 12
Parma Violets (Purples) 8 4 0 4 75 65 10 8
Watfood FC (Yellows) 8 4 0 4 56 47 9 8
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 8 3 0 5 63 56 7 6
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 8 3 0 5 60 69 -9 6
VFL Wolfsburger 8 3 0 5 51 62 -11 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 8 3 0 5 50 71 -21 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
AC Mealplan (Reds) 8 6 0 2 21 19 2 12
Watfood FC (Yellows) 8 4 1 3 22 14 8 9
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 8 4 1 3 20 20 0 9
Orange is the new Fat FC 8 4 0 4 30 23 7 8
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 8 4 0 4 16 17 -1 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 8 3 1 4 27 27 0 7
VFL Wolfsburger 8 3 0 5 16 25 -9 6
Parma Violets (Purples) 8 2 1 5 16 23 -7 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parma Violets (Purples) 8 6 1 1 42 22 20 13
AC Mealplan (Reds) 8 5 1 2 25 13 12 11
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 8 4 1 3 27 22 5 9
VFL Wolfsburger 8 4 1 3 19 18 1 9
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 8 3 1 4 20 24 -4 7
Orange is the new Fat FC 8 3 1 4 13 17 -4 7
Watfood FC (Yellows) 8 3 0 5 14 19 -5 6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 8 1 0 7 10 35 -25 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 12.00 10.23%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 11.50 9.50%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 9.00 2.10%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 8.00 3.29%
VFL Wolfsburger Scott Amott 8.00 3.25%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 6.50 5.15%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sanj Jagait 6.50 2.78%
Orange is the new Fat FC Anthony Bishop 6.00 1.67%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Craig sibanda 5.50 6.12%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Harbir Guram 5.50 5.00%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Paxton 5.50 3.05%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Day 5.00 2.90%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 5.00 2.41%
VFL Wolfsburger Phil Baker 4.00 5.61%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 4.00 2.47%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 4.00 1.07%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 4.00 -1.65%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 3.50 2.63%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Edward Martin 3.50 1.49%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 3.50 1.30%
Parma Violets (Purples) Christian Smith 3.50 0.64%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Chris Dolby 3.00 3.15%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Rich Crowhurst 3.00 2.50%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 3.00 1.80%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 3.00 1.63%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 3.00 0.83%
Parma Violets (Purples) sonny nanua 2.50 3.84%
Orange is the new Fat FC Martin Constable 2.50 3.24%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Josh Maher 2.50 2.84%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.50 2.79%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 2.50 2.58%
Orange is the new Fat FC Gregory Broadbent 2.50 1.69%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 2.50 1.22%
Parma Violets (Purples) Stuart Devine 2.50 1.16%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Martyn Jones 2.50 0.42%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 2.50 0.20%
Parma Violets (Purples) Sean Bromley 2.00 0.58%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Stewart Mcqueen 2.00 0.44%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 1.00 2.63%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 1.00 2.25%
AC Mealplan (Reds) James Diamond 1.00 1.48%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 1.00 1.10%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 1.00 0.78%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 1.00 0.74%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Chris Underhay 1.00 -0.09%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 0.50 0.65%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 0.50 0.32%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 22 May

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 22 May

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 22 May

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 29 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 29 May

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 05 June

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 05 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 12 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 12 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 19 June

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 26 June

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 26 June

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Orange is the new Fat FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 15 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    4 - 8
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 10
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 9
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    4 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    12 - 5
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    10 - 5
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 01 May

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 8
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    5 - 12
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 24 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    6 - 5
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    9 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    5 - 7
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 17 April

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    6 - 3
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 6
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 12
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 8
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 10 April

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 13
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    6 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    10 - 8
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 10
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 03 April

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    7 - 5
    VFL Wolfsburger
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    10 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 15
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    13 - 4
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 27 March

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 6
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 9
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    8 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC