Derby

Thursday | 20:00-21:00

Derby Racecourse, Saint Marks Road Derby, DE21 6AL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Derby. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Steven James, Coach, Derby

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
10
8
18
2
Watfood FC (Yellows)
10
5
13
3
Parma Violets (Purples)
10
6
12
4
AC Mealplan (Reds)
10
4
10
5
Orange is the new Fat FC
10
5
10
6
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
10
4
9
7
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
10
2
4
8
VFL Wolfsburger
10
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 10 8 2 0 97 61 36 18
Watfood FC (Yellows) 10 5 3 2 103 57 46 13
Parma Violets (Purples) 10 6 0 4 74 60 14 12
AC Mealplan (Reds) 10 4 2 4 80 79 1 10
Orange is the new Fat FC 10 5 0 5 52 61 -9 10
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 10 4 1 5 72 69 3 9
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 10 2 0 8 46 80 -34 4
VFL Wolfsburger 10 2 0 8 35 92 -57 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 10 8 1 1 45 19 26 17
Parma Violets (Purples) 10 5 2 3 31 14 17 12
Watfood FC (Yellows) 10 5 2 3 27 13 14 12
Orange is the new Fat FC 10 4 4 2 30 25 5 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 10 5 1 4 28 30 -2 11
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 10 3 0 7 15 26 -11 6
AC Mealplan (Reds) 10 2 2 6 23 37 -14 6
VFL Wolfsburger 10 1 2 7 15 50 -35 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Watfood FC (Yellows) 10 7 0 3 50 22 28 14
AC Mealplan (Reds) 10 6 0 4 34 20 14 12
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) 10 6 0 4 25 21 4 12
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) 10 5 0 5 17 17 0 10
Parma Violets (Purples) 10 4 1 5 19 25 -6 9
VFL Wolfsburger 10 4 0 6 7 21 -14 8
Orange is the new Fat FC 10 3 2 5 3 19 -16 8
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) 10 3 1 6 21 31 -10 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Watfood FC (Yellows) Jacob Weightman 13.50 8.50%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Thomas Kirkham 12.00 8.20%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Adam Lomas 12.00 0.26%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Gary Bosworth 11.50 8.18%
Parma Violets (Purples) Mark Mounteney 11.50 6.81%
AC Mealplan (Reds) jake renret 9.00 7.15%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) David Wiltshire 8.50 5.35%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Joseph Barradell 8.50 4.32%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Lee Simpson 8.50 3.48%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Daniel Barrett 8.00 3.40%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Richard Hadfield 6.50 4.12%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Shaun Mills 6.50 2.10%
Parma Violets (Purples) James Stewart 6.00 0.84%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Graeme Fulton 5.50 3.94%
VFL Wolfsburger Adam Hattersley 5.50 2.89%
Orange is the new Fat FC Macaully Dutson 5.00 3.25%
Parma Violets (Purples) Liam Seeds 5.00 1.64%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Robert Haynes 4.00 4.00%
VFL Wolfsburger Paul Shepherd 4.00 0.80%
Orange is the new Fat FC Simon Wright 4.00 -1.70%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Edward Hartshorn 3.50 2.35%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Colin Horton 3.50 2.12%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) James Jalalian 3.00 1.79%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Jake Majthenyi 2.50 3.00%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Steven Galloway 2.50 2.84%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Mike Peach 2.50 1.64%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Dan Hunt 2.50 0.53%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Tom Watson 2.00 3.62%
Watfood FC (Yellows) Karl Hatton 2.00 0.91%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Graham Keigwin 2.00 0.49%
VFL Wolfsburger Steve Burley 2.00 -1.00%
Expected Toulouse FC (Whites) Paul Fairbrass 1.50 0.62%
Orange is the new Fat FC Dougie Cartledge 1.50 -0.56%
Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks) Robert Moore 1.00 2.54%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Ellis 1.00 1.79%
AC Mealplan (Reds) Colin Prince 1.00 0.93%
AC Mealplan (Reds) David Millward 1.00 0.82%
Parma Violets (Purples) Jonny Wright 0.50 1.70%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Giacomo Ciccognani 0.50 0.88%
Parma Violets (Purples) Ricky Millsom 0.50 0.60%
Parma Violets (Purples) Luke Webster 0.50 0.35%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) Itayi Mushambadope 0.50 0.19%
VFL Wolfsburger Chris Dolby 0.50 -0.50%
Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues) John Smale 0.50 -0.63%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 11 September

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 18 September

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 18 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Parma Violets (Purples)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VS 20:30
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 02 October

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 04 September

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    11 - 3
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    11 - 6
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    15 - 3
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 28 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 3
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    9 - 1
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    8 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    1 - 15
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    20 - 4
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    8 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Orange is the new Fat FC
    9 - 2
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    11 - 11
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    1 - 10
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    12 - 8
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 07 August

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    VFL Wolfsburger
    4 - 1
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    7 - 7
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    4 - 7
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)

  • Thursday 31 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 7
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    9 - 9
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    7 - 12
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    4 - 3
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    8 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 1
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    3 - 11
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)

  • Thursday 17 July

    VFL Wolfsburger
    3 - 9
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    3 - 4
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    5 - 14
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    2 - 9
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Parma Violets (Purples)
    12 - 6
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    9 - 4
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    8 - 3
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    9 - 7
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 03 July

    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    6 - 11
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    7 - 6
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    6 - 11
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    4 - 7
    Orange is the new Fat FC

  • Thursday 11 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)

  • Thursday 18 September

    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    0 - 0
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger

  • Thursday 02 October

    VFL Wolfsburger
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new Fat FC
    AC Mealplan (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Watfood FC (Yellows)
    Parma Violets (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley FC (Blues)
    Expected Toulouse FC (Whites)
    0 - 0
    Too Fat, Too Furious FC (Blacks)