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Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
10
8
17
2
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
10
8
16
3
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
10
5
12
4
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
10
4
11
5
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
10
4
9
6
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
10
4
8
7
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
10
2
5
8
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
10
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 107 | 59 | 48 | 17 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 81 | 48 | 33 | 16 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 90 | 60 | 30 | 12 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 70 | 65 | 5 | 11 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 62 | 78 | -16 | 9 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 50 | 68 | -18 | 8 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 48 | 78 | -30 | 5 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 37 | 89 | -52 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 41 | 10 | 31 | 19 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 25 | 9 | 16 | 16 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 17 | 18 | 14 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 15 | 24 | -9 | 9 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 13 | 22 | -9 | 8 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 18 | 27 | -9 | 7 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 15 | 30 | -15 | 5 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 15 | 38 | -23 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 23 | 17 | 16 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 32 | 17 | 15 | 15 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 15 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 40 | 18 | 22 | 12 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 21 | 27 | -6 | 10 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 18 | -4 | 6 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 31 | -30 | 4 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 34 | -25 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Richard Silvester | 13.50 | 10.23% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 13.00 | 2.79% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 13.00 | -0.55% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Kyle Williams | 10.00 | 6.46% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Billy Wood | 10.00 | -2.25% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Chris Sawyer | 9.00 | 7.66% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Simon King | 8.50 | 5.89% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Jack Sharrod Scott | 8.00 | 7.86% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Joe Gonnella | 8.00 | 1.41% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Matt Jackson | 7.50 | 2.99% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Danny Leach | 6.00 | 5.34% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Christian Thwaites | 6.00 | 4.12% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Mikey Gregory | 5.50 | 8.29% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Gary Cunningham | 5.50 | 2.41% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Nick Bridle | 5.50 | 1.82% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Jamie Walsh | 5.00 | 3.82% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Mark Ballard | 5.00 | 2.64% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Sean Corson | 5.00 | 1.64% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Ben Mepham | 5.00 | 1.12% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | James Davis | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Paul Smith | 4.50 | 3.70% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Matthew Pinyoun | 4.00 | 0.40% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Luke Burrage | 3.50 | 3.13% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Tony Cameron | 3.50 | 2.18% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Zachary Burrage | 3.50 | 1.71% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Kyle Whittlesey | 3.50 | 1.39% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Sam Jaban | 3.00 | 1.75% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Andrew Lee | 3.00 | 1.14% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Philip Durham | 3.00 | 0.86% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Alex Neale | 2.50 | 2.92% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Conor Hill | 2.50 | 2.41% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | James Wells | 2.50 | 0.47% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Kevin Vine | 2.00 | 4.83% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Guy Edmondson | 2.00 | -0.69% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Jack Scott | 2.00 | -0.78% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Michael Fox | 1.50 | 2.17% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Ross Bowman | 1.50 | 2.02% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Glendon Francis | 1.50 | 0.56% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Michael Traynor | 1.50 | -0.63% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Tom O'neill | 1.00 | 0.40% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Valentin Bastea | 1.00 | -0.31% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | David Miles | 0.50 | 2.16% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Fatos Halilaj | 0.50 | 1.48% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Kieren Hill | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Bogdan Militaru | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | John Payne | 0.50 | -0.61% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 24 September
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 24 September
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 24 September
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 24 September
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 01 October
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 01 October
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 01 October
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 01 October
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 08 October
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 08 October
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 08 October
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 08 October
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 15 October
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 15 October
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 15 October
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 15 October
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 17 September
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)3 - 15Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)9 - 6Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)11 - 7Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)2 - 6Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)3 - 11Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)7 - 5Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)12 - 2Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)10 - 9Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 03 September
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)8 - 8Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 6Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)5 - 4Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)6 - 15Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 27 August
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 1Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)2 - 5Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)13 - 4Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)2 - 7Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 20 August
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 5Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)1 - 11Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)3 - 10Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)13 - 5Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 13 August
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)3 - 12Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)6 - 18Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)11 - 3Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)10 - 3Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 06 August
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)9 - 2Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)9 - 9Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)2 - 8Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)10 - 6Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 30 July
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)5 - 8Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)9 - 6Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 16Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)11 - 8Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 23 July
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)6 - 3Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)6 - 4Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 8Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 4Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 16 July
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)6 - 6Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)6 - 6Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)5 - 10Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)7 - 4Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 24 September
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 01 October
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 08 October
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 15 October
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)