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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Six | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
5
4
9
2
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)
5
4
8
3
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)
5
3
6
4
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)
5
3
6
5
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)
5
3
6
6
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)
5
2
4
7
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)
5
0
1
8
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 31 | 19 | 12 | 9 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 27 | 19 | 8 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 15 | 14 | 6 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 32 | 3 | 6 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 30 | 33 | -3 | 6 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 38 | -3 | 4 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 28 | -12 | 1 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 12 | 42 | -30 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 2 | 13 | 9 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 5 | 16 | 8 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 11 | 6 | 6 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 5 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 10 | 23 | -13 | 4 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 16 | -10 | 3 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 18 | -12 | 3 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 27 | -1 | 28 | 10 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 8 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 7 | 7 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 6 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 4 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -1 | 17 | -18 | 3 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 9 | -4 | 2 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | -3 | 14 | -17 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Lewis Uphill | 6.00 | 2.42% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Kyle Williams | 6.00 | -0.68% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dayn Clarke | 5.50 | 4.15% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dylan Scales | 5.00 | 1.01% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Joe Gonnella | 4.00 | -2.93% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Roberto Cioc | 3.50 | 1.30% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Kevin Parker | 3.00 | 3.74% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Kevin Vine | 3.00 | 2.51% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Carl Henningway | 2.50 | 4.39% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Daniel Baldock | 2.50 | 2.59% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Sam Grisdale | 2.50 | 2.30% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Nick Bridle | 2.50 | 2.21% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Stuart Hunt | 2.50 | 1.94% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Jamie Walsh | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Michael Fox | 2.50 | 0.91% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nyle Green | 2.50 | 0.31% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Ross Bowman | 2.00 | 0.82% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Lee Baulcomb | 1.50 | 1.01% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | DAVID BOWLEY | 1.50 | 0.28% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | George Smith | 1.50 | 0.10% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Jack Scott | 1.50 | -0.89% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Stephen Gibbs | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Daniel Fairway | 1.00 | 1.34% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Paul Gosling | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | James Davis | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Matt Jackson | 1.00 | 0.88% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nick Charlton | 1.00 | 0.88% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | James Ashton | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Rob Watts | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Simon King | 1.00 | 0.64% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Ben Johnson | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Ashley Mutter | 1.00 | 0.30% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Cox | 1.00 | 0.26% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Valentin Bastea | 1.00 | -0.74% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Matt Hockedy | 1.00 | -0.80% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Tom Evans | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Mark Sanderson | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Ashley Mardlin | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 25 March
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 25 March
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:30FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 25 March
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 25 March
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 18 March
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)11 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)4 - 15FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)7 - 7Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)10 - 5Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 11 March
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)4 - 3Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)5 - 12Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)7 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)4 - 3Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 04 March
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)7 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)5 - 8FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 2Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)12 - 6Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 25 February
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 9Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)2 - 1Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)9 - 6FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)7 - 3Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 18 February
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)10 - 5Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)8 - 1Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)11 - 3Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 6Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 25 March
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)