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Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastbourne. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)
11
10
20
2
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
11
8
16
3
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)
11
7
15
4
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)
11
5
11
5
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)
11
4
9
6
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)
11
4
8
7
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)
11
2
5
8
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)
11
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 111 | 57 | 54 | 20 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 96 | 59 | 37 | 16 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 82 | 72 | 10 | 15 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 57 | 69 | -12 | 11 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 72 | 66 | 6 | 9 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 56 | 81 | -25 | 8 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 84 | 112 | -28 | 5 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 49 | 91 | -42 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 16 | 23 | 20 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 52 | 15 | 37 | 17 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 13 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 11 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 22 | 7 | 11 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 11 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 11 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 10 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 10 | 37 | -27 | 6 |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 11 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 56 | -47 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | 11 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 48 | 29 | 19 | 16 |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 14 |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 36 | 20 | 16 | 13 |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 13 |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | 11 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 27 | -10 | 12 |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | 11 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 8 |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 20 | 24 | -4 | 6 |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | 11 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Joe Gonnella | 13.00 | 0.00% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Kyle Williams | 12.00 | 6.95% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Conor Hill | 11.00 | 13.18% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Roberto Cioc | 10.00 | 3.30% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Valentin Bastea | 9.00 | 4.05% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Ross Bowman | 9.00 | 2.06% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Philip Durham | 9.00 | 0.48% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 8.00 | -5.78% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Richard Silvester | 7.50 | 0.54% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dylan Scales | 6.00 | 3.22% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Andrew Lee | 5.00 | 2.22% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jon Wootton | 5.00 | 0.75% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Danny Leach | 4.00 | 1.49% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 4.00 | -5.59% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Lee Baulcomb | 3.50 | 3.78% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Nyle Green | 3.50 | 1.88% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | James Wells | 3.50 | 1.84% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Mark Burfutt | 3.50 | 1.25% |
| Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) | Christian Thwaites | 3.50 | 0.33% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Smith | 3.00 | -0.09% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Jack Scott | 2.50 | 2.09% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Gary Cunningham | 2.50 | 1.59% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Sam Jaban | 2.50 | 0.62% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Lewis Uphill | 2.50 | 0.08% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Michael Fox | 2.00 | 1.04% |
| Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) | Simon King | 2.00 | -0.22% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Joseph Turner | 1.50 | 1.09% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Sean Corson | 1.50 | 0.20% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Connor Kilby-Morris | 1.50 | -0.52% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Carl Briley | 1.00 | 3.47% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | George Smith | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Jamie Walsh | 1.00 | -0.35% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Jacob Prior | 1.00 | -0.41% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Kyle Whittlesey | 1.00 | -0.77% |
| Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) | Jose Gonçalves | 1.00 | -0.92% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Luke Burrage | 1.00 | -0.96% |
| FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) | Dayn Clarke | 0.50 | 2.75% |
| Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) | Stuart Hunt | 0.50 | 1.42% |
| Fatzio (Eastbourne White) | Miles Hobden | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) | Paul Gosling | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) | Ben Johnson | 0.50 | 0.31% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 28 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 28 January
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:00Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 28 January
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:30FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 04 February
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:00Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 04 February
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 04 February
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)VS 21:00Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 04 February
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 11 February
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 11 February
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 11 February
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)VS 21:30Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 21 January
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)1 - 9Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)10 - -1Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)9 - 12Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 10Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 14 January
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)12 - 10Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)7 - 3Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)9 - 5Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)8 - 3Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 07 January
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)6 - 4Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)4 - 3Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)2 - 5Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)14 - 6FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)7 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 7Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 12Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 10 December
Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)12 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)8 - 8Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 5Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)2 - 8Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 03 December
Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)6 - 6Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)11 - 5FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 26 November
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)9 - 12Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)5 - 12Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 11Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)3 - 12Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 19 November
Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)7 - 3Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)2 - 7Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)16 - 9FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)5 - 2Fatzio (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 12 November
Fatzio (Eastbourne White)3 - 10FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 8Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)8 - 2Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 7Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 05 November
Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)6 - 2Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)8 - 4Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)11 - 4Fatzio (Eastbourne White)FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)6 - 8Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 29 October
Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)4 - 6Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)11 - 4FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)5 - 13Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)7 - 10Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 28 January
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 04 February
FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)Fatzio (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 11 February
Unathletic Madrid (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Tabasco de Gama (Eastbourne Orange)Gluten Town (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Eastbourne White)Inter Me-Lunch (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0FC Twente-Stone (Eastbourne Green)Big Black Chicken (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Shanghai Ten-Chins (Eastbourne Yellow)