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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.

Fergal McAleer, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2022
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
11
9
18
2
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
11
8
16
3
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
11
8
16
4
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
11
5
11
5
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
11
4
8
6
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
11
4
8
7
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
11
2
6
8
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
11
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) 11 9 0 2 75 49 26 18
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) 11 8 0 3 100 53 47 16
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) 11 8 0 3 76 49 27 16
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) 11 5 1 5 50 42 8 11
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) 11 4 0 7 57 68 -11 8
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) 11 4 0 7 45 76 -31 8
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) 11 2 2 7 39 68 -29 6
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) 11 2 1 8 46 83 -37 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) 11 9 0 2 44 11 33 18
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) 11 7 1 3 31 11 20 15
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) 11 7 1 3 25 13 12 15
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) 11 6 1 4 32 27 5 13
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) 11 5 2 4 23 20 3 12
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) 11 3 2 6 16 37 -21 8
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) 11 3 1 7 15 27 -12 7
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) 11 0 0 11 -1 39 -40 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) 11 8 1 2 32 19 13 17
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) 11 8 0 3 32 14 18 16
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) 11 7 0 4 16 13 3 14
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) 11 5 1 5 36 25 11 11
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) 11 5 1 5 19 20 -1 11
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) 11 4 0 7 2 13 -11 8
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) 11 3 0 8 11 26 -15 6
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) 11 2 1 8 17 35 -18 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) Ben Whittlesey 14.00 13.88%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Tom Stearn 10.50 7.97%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Joseph Turner 8.00 6.30%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Oliver Waller 7.50 0.00%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Shane Avery 6.50 6.42%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Sam Clark 6.50 3.26%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Dan Turner 6.50 3.18%
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) Sam Yarwood 6.50 2.17%
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) James Davis 6.00 3.66%
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) James Ashton 6.00 2.91%
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) Matt Jackson 6.00 1.14%
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) Stuart Hunt 5.00 3.11%
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) Kyle Whittlesey 5.00 2.32%
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) Scott Cornford 5.00 1.30%
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) William Kirkham 5.00 0.90%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Jack Sharrod-Scott 5.00 0.73%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Matt Nicholls 4.50 -0.09%
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) Paul Cox 4.00 0.97%
The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue) David Brooks 4.00 0.60%
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) Andy Grice 3.50 3.82%
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) Chris Draper 3.50 3.23%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) David Gould 3.50 2.96%
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) Mark Humphris 3.50 2.09%
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) Wayne Pennington 3.50 1.17%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Daniel Fairway 3.50 0.65%
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) Andrew Lee 2.50 2.40%
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) James Parker 2.50 1.77%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Paul Binks 2.50 0.13%
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) kevin parker 2.50 -2.02%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Luke Snelling 2.00 2.93%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Jon Wootton 2.00 0.80%
Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black) Ian Cant 2.00 -0.12%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Kieren Hill 2.00 -0.59%
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) Dean Robinson 2.00 -9.10%
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) Nick Wright 1.50 3.58%
Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow) Connor Kilby-Morris 1.50 2.21%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) Ellis Nuttall 1.50 0.43%
Man Titty (Eastbourne Red) Kai Hunnisett 1.00 3.73%
Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple) Martin Mepham 1.00 2.70%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Jack Scott 1.00 1.64%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Michael Fox 1.00 -0.23%
Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White) Matt Burman 0.50 1.45%
Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange) John Metcalf 0.50 0.43%
Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green) Lee Baulcomb 0.50 -1.32%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 08 February

    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
  • Wednesday 08 February

    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
  • Wednesday 08 February

    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:00
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
  • Wednesday 08 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
  • Wednesday 15 February

    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    VS 20:00
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
  • Wednesday 15 February

    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
  • Wednesday 15 February

    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
  • Wednesday 15 February

    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:30
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
  • Wednesday 22 February

    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
  • Wednesday 22 February

    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
  • Wednesday 22 February

    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
  • Wednesday 22 February

    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 21:30
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 01 February

    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    6 - 3
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    1 - 11
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    4 - 4
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    9 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
  • Wednesday 25 January

    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    4 - 5
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    8 - 4
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    4 - 3
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    1 - 4
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
  • Wednesday 18 January

    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    1 - 8
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    7 - 4
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    3 - -1
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    4 - 2
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
  • Wednesday 11 January

    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    7 - 1
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    5 - 8
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    15 - 2
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    12 - 1
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
  • Wednesday 04 January

    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    3 - 6
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    5 - 5
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    2 - 9
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    2 - 8
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
  • Wednesday 07 December

    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    10 - -2
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    4 - 6
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    1 - 3
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    6 - 1
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
  • Wednesday 30 November

    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    1 - 3
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    7 - 4
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    9 - 3
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    5 - 7
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
  • Wednesday 23 November

    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    8 - 16
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    7 - 8
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    2 - 3
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    1 - 5
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
  • Wednesday 16 November

    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    14 - 5
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    7 - 4
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    7 - 13
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    2 - 5
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
  • Wednesday 09 November

    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    6 - 3
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    4 - 15
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    8 - 5
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    4 - 3
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
  • Wednesday 02 November

    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    8 - 12
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    14 - 5
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    11 - 6
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    10 - 3
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
  • Wednesday 08 February

    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
  • Wednesday 15 February

    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
  • Wednesday 22 February

    Vindaloonies (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Eastbourne Red)
    The Smurfs (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Veal Madrid (Eastbourne Orange)
    Eastbourne Team 3 (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borrusia MoobsNBackfat (Eastbourne White)
    Green eating machines (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebab (Eastbourne Yellow)