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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Two | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
6
6
12
2
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
6
5
10
3
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
6
3
6
4
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
6
3
6
5
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
6
2
6
6
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
6
1
4
7
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
6
0
2
8
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 54 | 20 | 34 | 12 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 49 | 39 | 10 | 10 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 6 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 6 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 6 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 34 | 51 | -17 | 4 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 23 | 36 | -13 | 2 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 39 | 55 | -16 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 9 | 9 | 9 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 15 | -1 | 8 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 5 | 10 | 7 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 6 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 5 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 5 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 4 |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 11 | 11 |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 21 | 3 | 18 | 10 |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 6 | 8 |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 14 | -2 | 6 |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | 6 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4 |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 3 |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 14 | 24 | -10 | 3 |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 19 | -12 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Billy Wood | 14.00 | 7.94% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | John Morley | 8.00 | 0.44% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Scott Davies | 6.50 | 5.76% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Luke Burrage | 6.00 | 6.76% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Travis Wood | 6.00 | 3.33% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Matt Jackson | 6.00 | 2.28% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Aaron Atkins | 5.50 | -3.64% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Roberto Tedesco | 4.00 | 0.90% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Daniel Wright | 3.50 | 4.15% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | James Davis | 3.50 | 2.89% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Matt Hockedy | 3.00 | 2.76% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Nyle Green | 3.00 | 1.66% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Jacob Prior | 3.00 | 1.53% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Mark Ballard | 3.00 | 0.99% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Charles Sadler | 2.50 | 4.69% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Samuel Jaban | 2.50 | 2.97% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Joe Gonnella | 2.50 | 1.52% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Joseph Turner | 2.00 | 0.98% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Ashley Mardlin | 2.00 | 0.97% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Ben Mepham | 2.00 | 0.89% |
| Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) | Stuart Hunt | 1.50 | 1.41% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Richard Dummer | 1.50 | 0.11% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Greg Holden | 1.50 | -0.81% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Jose Gonçalves | 1.00 | 2.62% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Kieren Hill | 1.00 | 1.97% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Tony Cameron | 1.00 | 1.61% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | John Catanho | 1.00 | 1.00% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Ashley Holloway | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Oliver Waller | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | Jack Scott | 1.00 | 0.17% |
| Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) | William Kirkham | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) | Valentin Bastea | 1.00 | -0.11% |
| Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) | Mark Burfutt | 1.00 | -0.25% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Paul Cox | 1.00 | -0.45% |
| Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) | Nick Bridle | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) | Callum Fleming | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) | Andrew Ashton | 0.50 | 0.73% |
| Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) | Dominic Canney | 0.50 | 0.42% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 05 February
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 05 February
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 05 February
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 05 February
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 February
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 February
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 12 February
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 12 February
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 19 February
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 20:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 19 February
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 19 February
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 19 February
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:30Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 26 February
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 26 February
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 20:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 26 February
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 26 February
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 21:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 05 March
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 20:00Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) -
Wednesday 05 March
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 05 March
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 05 March
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 21:30Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 12 March
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 12 March
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 20:30Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 12 March
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:00Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 12 March
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 21:30Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 19 March
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)VS 20:00Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 19 March
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)VS 20:30Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 19 March
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)VS 21:00Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 19 March
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)VS 21:30Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 26 March
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)VS 20:00Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 26 March
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)VS 20:30Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 26 March
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)VS 21:00Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 26 March
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)VS 21:30Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 29 January
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)8 - 4Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)5 - 5Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)3 - 4Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 9Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 22 January
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)1 - 11Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)10 - 12Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 4Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)6 - 8Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 15 January
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 5Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)4 - 3Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)8 - 5Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)7 - 4Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 18 December
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)5 - 4Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)4 - 7Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)8 - 13Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)8 - 13Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 11 December
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)6 - 4Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)7 - 3Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)2 - 6Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)8 - 3Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 04 December
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)5 - 5Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)9 - 15Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)5 - 18Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)10 - 5Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) -
Wednesday 05 February
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 February
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) -
Wednesday 19 February
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) -
Wednesday 26 February
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) -
Wednesday 05 March
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) -
Wednesday 12 March
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) -
Wednesday 19 March
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)0 - 0Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)0 - 0Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)0 - 0Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) -
Wednesday 26 March
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)0 - 0Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)0 - 0Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)0 - 0Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)