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Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.

Karlee Holt, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
9
7
15
2
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
9
7
14
3
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
9
4
11
4
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
9
4
10
5
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
9
4
9
6
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
9
3
6
7
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
9
2
5
8
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
9
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 9 7 1 1 96 52 44 15
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 9 7 0 2 72 42 30 14
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 9 4 3 2 64 56 8 11
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 9 4 2 3 75 57 18 10
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 9 4 1 4 55 67 -12 9
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 9 3 0 6 44 66 -22 6
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 9 2 1 6 45 63 -18 5
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 9 1 0 8 35 83 -48 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 9 8 1 0 34 8 26 17
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 9 6 2 1 22 8 14 14
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 9 6 0 3 30 17 13 12
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 9 4 1 4 14 21 -7 9
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 9 3 2 4 13 17 -4 8
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 9 2 1 6 13 23 -10 5
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 9 2 1 6 14 27 -13 5
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 9 1 0 8 15 34 -19 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) 9 7 1 1 38 21 17 15
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) 9 7 1 1 26 14 12 15
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) 9 6 1 2 29 15 14 13
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) 9 5 0 4 32 18 14 10
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) 9 4 1 4 19 25 -6 9
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) 9 3 0 6 14 17 -3 6
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) 9 1 0 8 9 26 -17 2
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) 9 1 0 8 0 31 -31 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Richard Silvester 12.00 8.74%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Travis Wood 12.00 3.30%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) John Morley 12.00 -0.77%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Kyle Williams 10.00 6.46%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Chris Sawyer 9.00 7.91%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Billy Wood 9.00 -2.10%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Jack Sharrod Scott 8.00 7.86%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Simon King 8.00 5.43%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Matt Jackson 7.50 3.17%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Joe Gonnella 7.00 0.54%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Mikey Gregory 5.50 8.29%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Christian Thwaites 5.50 3.70%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Mark Ballard 5.00 2.64%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) Gary Cunningham 5.00 1.86%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Sean Corson 5.00 1.73%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Ben Mepham 5.00 1.12%
Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black) James Davis 5.00 -0.38%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Paul Smith 4.00 2.44%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Nick Bridle 4.00 1.56%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Matthew Pinyoun 4.00 1.00%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Luke Burrage 3.50 3.35%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Tony Cameron 3.50 2.64%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Zachary Burrage 3.50 2.57%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Guy Edmondson 3.00 1.60%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Andrew Lee 3.00 1.14%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Kyle Whittlesey 3.00 0.75%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Danny Leach 2.50 4.03%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Sam Jaban 2.50 1.40%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Philip Durham 2.50 0.67%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Jamie Walsh 2.00 1.04%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) James Wells 2.00 0.35%
Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow) Jack Scott 2.00 -0.78%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) Kevin Vine 1.50 2.68%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Glendon Francis 1.50 0.56%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Michael Traynor 1.50 -0.99%
Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue) Alex Neale 1.00 2.12%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Conor Hill 1.00 1.91%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Ross Bowman 1.00 1.57%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Gazmir Trupja 1.00 1.30%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Jon Wootton 1.00 -0.32%
Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange) Valentin Bastea 1.00 -1.33%
Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White) Ashley Mardlin 1.00 -1.49%
Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red) Fatos Halilaj 0.50 2.27%
Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green) David Miles 0.50 2.16%
Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple) Bogdan Militaru 0.50 0.30%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 21:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:00
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 20:30
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 21:00
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 21:30
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    VS 21:30
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    VS 20:00
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    VS 21:00
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    VS 21:30
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    3 - 11
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    7 - 5
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    12 - 2
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    10 - 9
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    8 - 8
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    4 - 6
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    5 - 4
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    6 - 15
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    8 - 1
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    2 - 5
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    13 - 4
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    2 - 7
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 5
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    1 - 11
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    3 - 10
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    13 - 5
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    3 - 12
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    6 - 18
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    11 - 3
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    10 - 3
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    9 - 2
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    9 - 9
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    2 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    10 - 6
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    5 - 8
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    9 - 6
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    8 - 16
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    11 - 8
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    6 - 3
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    6 - 4
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 8
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 4
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    6 - 6
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    6 - 6
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    5 - 10
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    7 - 4
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)

  • Wednesday 01 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)

  • Wednesday 08 October

    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    0 - 0
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Borussia Mönchenflapjack (Eastbourne Green)
    0 - 0
    Barely Athletic (Eastbourne White)
    Borussia MoobsAndBackFat (Eastbourne Blue)
    0 - 0
    Pie-orentina (Eastbourne Purple)
    Athletico McRib (Eastbourne Red)
    0 - 0
    Big Birds Boys (Eastbourne Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black (Eastbourne Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Eastbourne Orange)