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Eastbourne Borough Football Club, Priory Ln Eastbourne, BN23 7QH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastbourne. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN V FAT - Eastbourne where losers win! With over 80 men all trying to lose weight, the supportive environment, and some guidance from myself has led to some incredible weight loss over the last few seasons. You could be the next success story.
Elizabeth Searle, Coach, Eastbourne | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hangover 96 (Green)
13
8
19
2
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)
13
9
18
3
KFC Wimbledon (Red )
13
7
17
4
Fatalanta (White)
13
7
16
5
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)
13
4
12
6
Inter Kebabs (Blue)
13
5
11
7
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)
13
2
7
8
Orange is the new fat (Orange)
13
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 13 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 119 | 93 | 26 | 19 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 120 | 81 | 39 | 18 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 13 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 88 | 59 | 29 | 17 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 13 | 7 | 2 | 4 | 103 | 87 | 16 | 16 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 13 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 74 | 84 | -10 | 12 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 13 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 80 | 96 | -16 | 11 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 13 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 71 | 105 | -34 | 7 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 54 | 104 | -50 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 48 | 15 | 33 | 22 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 65 | 24 | 41 | 19 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 13 | 7 | 1 | 5 | 45 | 38 | 7 | 15 |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 14 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 27 | 1 | 13 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 13 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 25 | 44 | -19 | 8 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 25 | 60 | -35 | 7 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 27 | 55 | -28 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | 13 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 55 | 32 | 23 | 17 |
| Fatalanta (White) | 13 | 7 | 2 | 4 | 32 | 26 | 6 | 16 |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | 13 | 7 | 2 | 4 | 30 | 29 | 1 | 16 |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | 13 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 31 | 29 | 2 | 14 |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | 13 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 13 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | 13 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 14 | 17 | -3 | 10 |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | 13 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 10 | 20 | -10 | 10 |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | 13 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 20 | 31 | -11 | 8 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Guy Edmondson | 13.00 | 15.30% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Fatos Halilaj | 10.00 | 7.39% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Stuart Hunt | 9.00 | 3.57% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Joe Skinner | 8.50 | 6.04% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ashley Mardlin | 8.00 | 6.05% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Jamie Doyle | 8.00 | 5.76% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Matt Burman | 7.50 | 1.70% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Nathan White | 6.50 | 5.14% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Oliver Marchant | 6.00 | 7.11% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Matt Jackson | 6.00 | 5.99% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Shaun Allery | 6.00 | 5.65% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Peter Dennis | 6.00 | 4.82% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Billy Wood | 6.00 | 3.86% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Joseph Turner | 5.50 | 4.65% |
| Fatalanta (White) | James Gray | 5.50 | 4.35% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Marcus Hunt | 5.50 | 3.98% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Tom Weaver | 5.50 | 1.00% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Dan Fairway | 5.50 | 0.94% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Joe Scott | 5.50 | 0.46% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Harry James | 5.00 | 4.87% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Sam Jaban | 5.00 | 3.50% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Matthew Long | 5.00 | 1.98% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Kai Hunnisett | 5.00 | 1.85% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Mark Ballard | 4.50 | 4.66% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Jon Wootton | 4.50 | 0.32% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Kieren Hill | 4.00 | 1.74% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Paul Cox | 4.00 | 1.33% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Mike Ling | 4.00 | 1.04% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | James Davis | 3.50 | 4.65% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Gazmir Trupja | 3.50 | 4.44% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | David Brooks | 3.50 | 4.35% |
| Hangover 96 (Green) | Chris Dawkins | 3.50 | 2.52% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Jack Scott | 3.50 | 2.39% |
| LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) | Lee Baulcomb | 3.50 | 2.24% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Nikolas Stojcevski | 3.50 | 1.53% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Ben Huggins | 3.50 | 1.34% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | James Wells | 3.50 | 0.90% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | William Kirkham | 3.00 | 1.97% |
| Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) | Ben Mepham | 3.00 | 1.28% |
| Inter Kebabs (Blue) | Sam Cornford | 2.50 | 2.10% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Ellis Nuttall | 2.50 | 1.72% |
| Orange is the new fat (Orange) | Alexander Simmonds | 2.50 | 1.08% |
| Fatalanta (White) | Sam Payne | 2.00 | 2.53% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Red ) | Greg Holden | 1.50 | 0.92% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Thomas Mardlin | 1.00 | 2.69% |
| Fatburn Rovers (Purple) | Carl Henningway | 1.00 | 2.06% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 24 April
Hangover 96 (Green)VS 20:00Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 24 April
KFC Wimbledon (Red )VS 20:30Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 24 April
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)VS 21:00Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 24 April
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)VS 21:30Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 17 April
Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 5KFC Wimbledon (Red )Fatalanta (White)5 - 5LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 15Hangover 96 (Green)Inter Kebabs (Blue)3 - 8Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 03 April
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 5Inter Kebabs (Blue)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)5 - 11Fatalanta (White)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)7 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)Hangover 96 (Green)6 - 3KFC Wimbledon (Red ) -
Wednesday 27 March
KFC Wimbledon (Red )3 - 3LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Orange is the new fat (Orange)0 - 9Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Inter Kebabs (Blue)13 - 8Hangover 96 (Green)Fatalanta (White)4 - 16Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow) -
Wednesday 20 March
Inter Kebabs (Blue)3 - 7Fatalanta (White)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)10 - 9Orange is the new fat (Orange)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)1 - 8KFC Wimbledon (Red )Hangover 96 (Green)7 - 6LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black) -
Wednesday 13 March
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)6 - 4Fatburn Rovers (Purple)KFC Wimbledon (Red )4 - 6Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatalanta (White)11 - 8Hangover 96 (Green)Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 9Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 06 March
Fatalanta (White)3 - 5Orange is the new fat (Orange)Inter Kebabs (Blue)9 - 7KFC Wimbledon (Red )Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)9 - 7LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Hangover 96 (Green)9 - 6Fatburn Rovers (Purple) -
Wednesday 28 February
Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)1 - 4Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Inter Kebabs (Blue)6 - 3LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Fatalanta (White)5 - 8KFC Wimbledon (Red )Orange is the new fat (Orange)8 - 10Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 21 February
KFC Wimbledon (Red )7 - 3Orange is the new fat (Orange)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)4 - 12Fatalanta (White)Hangover 96 (Green)9 - 6Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)7 - 7Inter Kebabs (Blue) -
Wednesday 14 February
Inter Kebabs (Blue)5 - 7Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatalanta (White)11 - 1Fatburn Rovers (Purple)Orange is the new fat (Orange)13 - 6LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)KFC Wimbledon (Red )5 - 5Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 07 February
LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Red )Fatburn Rovers (Purple)5 - 4Orange is the new fat (Orange)Hangover 96 (Green)12 - 1Inter Kebabs (Blue)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)11 - 6Fatalanta (White) -
Wednesday 31 January
Fatalanta (White)13 - 8Inter Kebabs (Blue)Orange is the new fat (Orange)1 - 19Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Red )11 - 11Fatburn Rovers (Purple)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)11 - 17Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 24 January
Fatburn Rovers (Purple)7 - 7LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)4 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Red )Hangover 96 (Green)7 - 7Fatalanta (White)Inter Kebabs (Blue)6 - 3Orange is the new fat (Orange) -
Wednesday 17 January
Orange is the new fat (Orange)6 - 8Fatalanta (White)KFC Wimbledon (Red )10 - 5Inter Kebabs (Blue)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)6 - 11Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)6 - 6Hangover 96 (Green) -
Wednesday 24 April
Hangover 96 (Green)0 - 0Orange is the new fat (Orange)KFC Wimbledon (Red )0 - 0Fatalanta (White)LA Galaxy Chocolate (Black)0 - 0Inter Kebabs (Blue)Fatburn Rovers (Purple)0 - 0Borrusia Porkmund (Yellow)