East Kilbride
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Premier Soccer EK (PlaySport), Stewartfield Way, East Kilbride Glasgow, G74 4GT
Welcome to MAN v FAT East Kilbride. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.
Stop dreaming, start believing.
Kenny Noble, Coach, East Kilbride
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)
2
2
4
2
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)
2
2
4
3
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)
2
1
2
4
Snowballers Utd (EK White)
2
1
2
5
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)
2
0
0
6
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 39 | 12 | 27 | 4 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 20 | 11 | 4 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 30 | 1 | 2 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 31 | -13 | 2 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 31 | -10 | 0 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 30 | -16 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 16 | 4 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 2 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 2 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 4 |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 2 |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 1 |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Scott Hunter | 5.50 | 4.09% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Ged Blair | 4.00 | 3.82% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Mark Langlands | 4.00 | 2.02% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Alistair Harkness | 4.00 | 1.75% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Matthew Bonnar | 4.00 | 0.85% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Stephen Boyd | 2.50 | 5.94% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | David Edgar | 2.50 | 3.20% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Stephen Dawson | 1.00 | 3.17% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Jason Tomlinson | 1.00 | 1.97% |
| FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) | Adam Haggerty | 1.00 | 1.87% |
| Man Titty Utd (EK Red) | Daniel Carrigan | 1.00 | 1.41% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Eddie McKerr | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Peter Coyne | 1.00 | 1.19% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Kevin Campbell | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Daniel McMahon | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Sandy Maclarty | 0.50 | 1.96% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Kevin Currie | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | Lee Crawford | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | David Clark | 0.50 | 0.74% |
| Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) | Craig Anderson | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) | David craigie | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | David Malcolm | 0.50 | 0.38% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Sean Bentley | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Paul Kelly | 0.50 | 0.26% |
| Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) | Andrew Maclachlan | 0.50 | 0.15% |
| Snowballers Utd (EK White) | Christopher Cunningham | 0.50 | 0.11% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 23 May
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 23 May
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 19:30Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 23 May
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 20:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 20 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 19:00Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 20 June
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 20 June
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 20:00Snowballers Utd (EK White)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 25 April
Snowballers Utd (EK White)9 - 11Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)17 - 9FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)17 - 17Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 23 May
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 20 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)
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Friday 02 May
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 19:00Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 02 May
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 02 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 09 May
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:00Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 09 May
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 19:30Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 09 May
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 20:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 16 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 16 May
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:30Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 16 May
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 20:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 30 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 30 May
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 19:30Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 30 May
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 20:00Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 06 June
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 19:00FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 06 June
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:30Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 06 June
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 20:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 13 June
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 13 June
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:30Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 13 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 27 June
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)VS 19:00Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 27 June
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)VS 19:30Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 27 June
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)VS 20:00Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 04 July
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)VS 19:00Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 04 July
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)VS 19:30FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Snowballers Utd (EK White)VS 20:00Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 11 April
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)12 - 19Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)10 - 12Snowballers Utd (EK White)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)6 - 18Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 04 April
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)21 - 6Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)12 - 8Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)19 - 11Man Titty Utd (EK Red) -
Friday 02 May
FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 09 May
Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue) -
Friday 16 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow) -
Friday 30 May
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White) -
Friday 06 June
Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 13 June
Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black) -
Friday 27 June
Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)0 - 0Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)Man Titty Utd (EK Red)0 - 0Snowballers Utd (EK White)FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)0 - 0Maccysfield Town (EK Orange) -
Friday 04 July
Maccysfield Town (EK Orange)0 - 0Man Titty Utd (EK Red)Big Yella Fellas (EK Yellow)0 - 0FC Twenty Nuggets (EK Blue)Snowballers Utd (EK White)0 - 0Borussia Munchin'BigMacs (EK Black)