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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!
Craig Capper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace (Red)
8
7
15
2
Ozempiacos (Black)
8
5
11
3
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
8
5
11
4
Flaberdeen FC (Green)
8
5
11
5
Chubby Custards (Yellow)
8
4
10
6
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
8
3
6
7
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
8
3
6
8
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
8
2
4
9
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
8
2
4
10
Diabético Madrid (Pink)
8
1
2
“I started half the man and twice the person, and I’ve come out half the person but twice the man.”
Harry Spacagna
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 124 | 71 | 53 | 15 |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 98 | 64 | 34 | 11 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 87 | 54 | 33 | 11 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 11 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 74 | 56 | 18 | 10 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 66 | 74 | -8 | 6 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 64 | 91 | -27 | 6 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 40 | 76 | -36 | 4 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 49 | 91 | -42 | 4 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 53 | 96 | -43 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 7 | 18 | 14 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 10 | 18 | 12 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 26 | 10 | 16 | 12 |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 13 | 12 | 11 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 25 | 10 | 15 | 10 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 8 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 26 | -10 | 6 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 22 | -15 | 5 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 13 | 49 | -36 | 2 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 7 | 25 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 37 | 19 | 18 | 14 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 10 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 10 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 48 | 29 | 19 | 9 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 34 | -4 | 9 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 8 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 20 | 21 | -1 | 7 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 7 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 24 | -4 | 7 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 4 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 25 | -20 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Brian Birch | 15.00 | 2.63% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | James Nash | 10.00 | -0.34% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Luke Ratel | 8.00 | 7.47% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Stuart Redding | 8.00 | 5.11% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Craig Frampton | 8.00 | 5.06% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Jonathan Rumsey | 8.00 | 4.46% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Jeremy Ferguson | 6.50 | 7.39% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Matthew Colwell | 6.00 | 5.89% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Timothy Shipwey | 6.00 | 0.30% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Richard Sherred | 5.50 | 7.84% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Colin Armstrong | 5.50 | 5.87% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Jonathan Mottram | 5.50 | 4.41% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Nathan Middleton | 5.50 | 4.26% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Stuart White | 5.00 | 4.89% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Brad Halls | 5.00 | 2.98% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Michael Barrow | 5.00 | 2.90% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Stephens | 5.00 | 2.39% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Kieran Davies | 3.50 | 4.31% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Scott Exell | 3.50 | 3.89% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Jonathon Canning | 3.50 | 3.56% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Aidan Stanley | 3.50 | 1.98% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Darren Hall | 3.00 | 4.15% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Paul Russell | 3.00 | 4.07% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Dave Carey | 3.00 | 2.65% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Ken DAY | 3.00 | 2.39% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | David Bradford | 3.00 | 1.69% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Lewis King | 3.00 | 0.79% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Jewell | 3.00 | 0.70% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Samuel Mintrim | 2.50 | 3.43% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Raphael Knoops | 2.50 | 3.41% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Martin Loveday | 2.50 | 2.44% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Aden Newbury | 2.50 | 2.14% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Lacey | 2.50 | 1.21% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Newell | 2.50 | 0.82% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Steve Jones | 2.50 | 0.80% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Jack Quinton | 2.50 | 0.40% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Josh Barrett | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Ibrahim Ibrahim | 2.00 | 4.74% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Abdulrahman Oke | 2.00 | 3.35% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Colin Harris | 2.00 | 3.28% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Matthew King | 2.00 | 0.93% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Ashley Healey | 2.00 | 0.59% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Justin Loader | 2.00 | -0.41% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Ryan Hicks | 2.00 | -0.51% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Louis Whitfield | 1.50 | 6.24% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Rheo Miller-Calvin | 1.50 | 1.27% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Mark Flanders | 1.50 | 0.29% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Michael Salt | 1.50 | 0.08% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Kev Thornton | 1.00 | 3.06% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Chris Eager | 1.00 | 2.31% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Alex Knowles | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Michael Yeates | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Mike Stephens | 1.00 | 0.70% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Adam Hunt | 1.00 | 0.68% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Thomas Downer | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Richard Moseley | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Connor Lamb | 1.00 | -0.11% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Michael Ronan | 1.00 | -1.19% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Paul Fawley | 0.50 | 2.07% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Tom Spurrier | 0.50 | 1.91% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Martin Ogbonnaya | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Davi Raymo | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Mark Holman | 0.50 | 0.43% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Jack Medlock | 0.50 | -1.85% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 20:10Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 20 March
Diabético Madrid (Pink)VS 20:20ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 March
Flaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:40Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 20 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:50Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 20 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 21:10Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 13 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)21 - 7Diabético Madrid (Pink)Flaberdeen FC (Green)8 - 8Chubby Custards (Yellow)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)4 - 9ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Ozempiacos (Black)11 - 6Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)11 - 12Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)2 - 18Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)11 - 5ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Ozempiacos (Black)11 - 11Chubby Custards (Yellow)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)9 - 8Diabético Madrid (Pink)Cholesterol Palace (Red)16 - 14Flaberdeen FC (Green) -
Friday 27 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)18 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)7 - 11Flaberdeen FC (Green)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)11 - 7Diabético Madrid (Pink)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)10 - 9Chubby Custards (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)8 - 11ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 February
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 12Chubby Custards (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)16 - 3Diabético Madrid (Pink)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)6 - 8Flaberdeen FC (Green)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)8 - 9Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Cholesterol Palace (Red)15 - 14Ozempiacos (Black) -
Friday 13 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 8Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)6 - 4Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)7 - 15Ozempiacos (Black)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 13Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)11 - 8Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 06 February
Diabético Madrid (Pink)3 - 9Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)15 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Cholesterol Palace (Red)9 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)5 - 12Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue) -
Friday 23 January
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)5 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)12 - 7Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)7 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Cholesterol Palace (Red)19 - 6ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Diabético Madrid (Pink)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Flaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Ozempic Lyonnais (White)