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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!
Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
5
5
10
2
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
5
4
8
3
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
5
4
8
4
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
5
3
6
5
Juventubs (White)
5
2
5
6
Harchester United (Purple)
5
2
4
7
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
5
2
4
8
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
5
2
4
9
Fatford FC (Yellow)
5
0
1
10
Shrink-182 (Orange)
5
0
0
MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.
Ben Jackson
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| O.B. City (Pink) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 48 | 26 | 22 | 10 |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 29 | 14 | 8 |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 33 | 5 | 8 |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 55 | 42 | 13 | 6 |
| Juventubs (White) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 46 | 49 | -3 | 5 |
| Harchester United (Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 40 | 1 | 4 |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 42 | 43 | -1 | 4 |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 37 | 39 | -2 | 4 |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 46 | -20 | 1 |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 22 | 51 | -29 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 8 |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 7 |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 6 |
| O.B. City (Pink) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 6 |
| Harchester United (Purple) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 6 |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 6 |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 16 | -12 | 2 |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 21 | -16 | 2 |
| Juventubs (White) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 15 | -7 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| O.B. City (Pink) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 9 |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 7 |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 15 | 5 | 6 |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 15 | -6 | 6 |
| Juventubs (White) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 17 | -1 | 5 |
| Harchester United (Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 4 |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 4 |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 4 |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 4 |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | James Nash | 11.00 | 10.06% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Ashley Healey | 8.50 | 4.07% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Mike Stephens | 8.00 | 5.46% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Max Baybut | 8.00 | 4.42% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Kieran James | 6.50 | 5.78% |
| Juventubs (White) | Thomas simons | 6.00 | 7.04% |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | Richard Moseley | 6.00 | 3.96% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Andrew Reade | 6.00 | 3.48% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Sam Mintrim | 6.00 | 1.43% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Mohammad Zaahid Naseer | 6.00 | 1.19% |
| Juventubs (White) | Harry Spacagna | 5.50 | 4.87% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Steven Topazio | 5.00 | 4.67% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Neil Hunter | 5.00 | 4.64% |
| Juventubs (White) | Tom Biggs | 4.50 | 1.85% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Aidan Stanley | 4.50 | 0.73% |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | Daniel Leggett | 4.00 | 3.84% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Christopher Addoo | 3.50 | 3.89% |
| Juventubs (White) | Adam Searle | 3.50 | 2.69% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Ken DAY | 3.50 | 1.96% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Brad Halls | 3.50 | 1.94% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Oliver Hollman | 3.00 | 4.01% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Michael Ronan | 3.00 | 3.43% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Daniel Stephens | 3.00 | 3.40% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Roland Victor | 3.00 | 3.24% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | SCOTT Carty | 3.00 | 3.08% |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | Darren Hall | 3.00 | 3.06% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Chris Hescott | 3.00 | 2.31% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Liam Keavney | 3.00 | 1.99% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Chris Wareham | 3.00 | 1.77% |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | Ryan Bishop | 3.00 | 1.76% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Matthew King | 3.00 | 1.60% |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | Daniel Jewell | 3.00 | 0.81% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Luke Woodhead | 3.00 | 0.63% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Matthew Colwell | 3.00 | 0.57% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Adam Burt | 2.50 | 4.64% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Kieran Davies | 2.50 | 4.36% |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | Adam Jenkins | 2.50 | 3.02% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Jon Dean | 2.50 | 2.82% |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | Gary Omara | 2.50 | 2.05% |
| Juventubs (White) | Stuart White | 2.50 | 1.87% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Jack Sherred | 2.50 | 1.39% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Oscar Easton | 2.50 | 1.28% |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | Mike Minnis | 2.50 | 0.73% |
| Fenerbhaji FC (Green) | Craig Rogers | 2.50 | 0.34% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | James Newell | 2.50 | 0.30% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Adrian Cristea | 2.50 | 0.21% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Mohammed Choudhury | 2.00 | 0.70% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Abel Fernandez | 2.00 | -0.31% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Joel Halcrow | 2.00 | -2.80% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Brian Edwards | 1.50 | 2.75% |
| Harchester United (Purple) | Martin Ogbonnaya | 1.50 | 1.50% |
| O.B. City (Pink) | Dave Carey | 1.50 | 0.92% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Jay Clements | 1.00 | 4.36% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Matthew Stewart | 1.00 | 3.24% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Jack Medlock | 1.00 | 2.68% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Dan Bratton | 1.00 | 2.22% |
| Shrink-182 (Orange) | Roman Styrczula | 1.00 | 2.04% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Nigel Lane | 1.00 | 2.01% |
| Juventubs (White) | Steve Simmonds | 1.00 | 1.63% |
| Fatford FC (Yellow) | Chris Chown | 1.00 | 0.97% |
| Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) | Lewis King | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) | Marc Monet | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Nygel West | 0.50 | 3.48% |
| SS Fazio (Light Blue) | Thomas Downer | 0.50 | 0.77% |
| Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) | Joshua Reynolds | 0.50 | -0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 09 May
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)VS 20:10SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 09 May
Juventubs (White)VS 20:20Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 09 May
Harchester United (Purple)VS 20:40O.B. City (Pink) -
Friday 09 May
Fatford FC (Yellow)VS 20:50Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) -
Friday 09 May
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 21:10Fenerbhaji FC (Green) -
Friday 23 May
Fatford FC (Yellow)VS 20:10Fenerbhaji FC (Green) -
Friday 23 May
Harchester United (Purple)VS 20:20Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 23 May
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 20:40Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) -
Friday 23 May
Juventubs (White)VS 20:50Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) -
Friday 23 May
O.B. City (Pink)VS 21:10SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Juventubs (White)VS 20:10SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)VS 20:20Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 30 May
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)VS 20:40Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) -
Friday 30 May
Fatford FC (Yellow)VS 20:50O.B. City (Pink) -
Friday 30 May
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 21:10Harchester United (Purple)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 04 April
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)25 - 29Juventubs (White)Fatford FC (Yellow)36 - 12Harchester United (Purple)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)7 - 33O.B. City (Pink)Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)16 - 12Shrink-182 (Orange)Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)26 - 34SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 07 March
Shrink-182 (Orange)6 - 15SS Fazio (Light Blue)O.B. City (Pink)21 - 17Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)Harchester United (Purple)11 - 9Juventubs (White)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)2 - 19Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)5 - 6Fatford FC (Yellow) -
Friday 09 May
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)0 - 0SS Fazio (Light Blue)Juventubs (White)0 - 0Shrink-182 (Orange)Harchester United (Purple)0 - 0O.B. City (Pink)Fatford FC (Yellow)0 - 0Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Fenerbhaji FC (Green) -
Friday 23 May
Fatford FC (Yellow)0 - 0Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Harchester United (Purple)0 - 0Shrink-182 (Orange)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Juventubs (White)0 - 0Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)O.B. City (Pink)0 - 0SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 30 May
Juventubs (White)0 - 0SS Fazio (Light Blue)Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)0 - 0Shrink-182 (Orange)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)0 - 0Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)Fatford FC (Yellow)0 - 0O.B. City (Pink)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Harchester United (Purple)
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Friday 11 April
SS Fazio (Light Blue)VS 20:10Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) -
Friday 11 April
Shrink-182 (Orange)VS 20:20Juventubs (White) -
Friday 11 April
Fatford FC (Yellow)VS 20:40Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) -
Friday 11 April
O.B. City (Pink)VS 20:50Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) -
Friday 11 April
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)VS 21:10Harchester United (Purple) -
Friday 25 April
Harchester United (Purple)VS 20:10Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 25 April
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)VS 20:20Fenerbhaji FC (Green) -
Friday 25 April
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)VS 20:40O.B. City (Pink) -
Friday 25 April
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 20:50Fatford FC (Yellow) -
Friday 25 April
Juventubs (White)VS 21:10SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 02 May
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)VS 20:10Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 02 May
Harchester United (Purple)VS 20:20O.B. City (Pink) -
Friday 02 May
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)VS 20:40Fatford FC (Yellow) -
Friday 02 May
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)VS 20:50SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 02 May
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 21:10Juventubs (White) -
Friday 16 May
Shrink-182 (Orange)VS 20:10Fatford FC (Yellow) -
Friday 16 May
SS Fazio (Light Blue)VS 20:20O.B. City (Pink) -
Friday 16 May
Juventubs (White)VS 20:40Fenerbhaji FC (Green) -
Friday 16 May
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)VS 20:50Harchester United (Purple) -
Friday 16 May
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)VS 21:10Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 28 March
O.B. City (Pink)11 - 5Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Fatford FC (Yellow)6 - 10Harchester United (Purple)SS Fazio (Light Blue)9 - 4Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Shrink-182 (Orange)4 - 5Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)Juventubs (White)13 - 11Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) -
Friday 21 March
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)6 - 9Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)10 - 17Juventubs (White)Harchester United (Purple)9 - 12SS Fazio (Light Blue)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)10 - 5Fatford FC (Yellow)O.B. City (Pink)9 - 6Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 14 March
Fatford FC (Yellow)2 - 9O.B. City (Pink)SS Fazio (Light Blue)5 - 7Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Juventubs (White)3 - 12Harchester United (Purple)Shrink-182 (Orange)6 - 11Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)10 - 11Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) -
Friday 28 February
SS Fazio (Light Blue)10 - 6Fatford FC (Yellow)Juventubs (White)6 - 9O.B. City (Pink)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)6 - 8Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Shrink-182 (Orange)3 - 19Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)8 - 7Harchester United (Purple) -
Friday 21 February
Harchester United (Purple)3 - 11Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)8 - 6Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)O.B. City (Pink)10 - 7Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)Fatford FC (Yellow)7 - 7Juventubs (White)SS Fazio (Light Blue)7 - 3Shrink-182 (Orange) -
Friday 11 April
SS Fazio (Light Blue)0 - 0Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)Shrink-182 (Orange)0 - 0Juventubs (White)Fatford FC (Yellow)0 - 0Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)O.B. City (Pink)0 - 0Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)Fenerbhaji FC (Green)0 - 0Harchester United (Purple) -
Friday 25 April
Harchester United (Purple)0 - 0Shrink-182 (Orange)Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)0 - 0Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)0 - 0O.B. City (Pink)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Fatford FC (Yellow)Juventubs (White)0 - 0SS Fazio (Light Blue) -
Friday 02 May
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)0 - 0Shrink-182 (Orange)Harchester United (Purple)0 - 0O.B. City (Pink)Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)0 - 0Fatford FC (Yellow)Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)0 - 0SS Fazio (Light Blue)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Juventubs (White) -
Friday 16 May
Shrink-182 (Orange)0 - 0Fatford FC (Yellow)SS Fazio (Light Blue)0 - 0O.B. City (Pink)Juventubs (White)0 - 0Fenerbhaji FC (Green)Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)0 - 0Harchester United (Purple)Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)0 - 0Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)