Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Friday | 20:10-22:30

Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

View Map

As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
8
7
15
2
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
8
7
14
3
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
8
4
8
4
Harchester United (Purple)
8
4
8
5
Juventubs (White)
8
4
8
6
Fatford FC (Yellow)
8
3
7
7
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
8
2
6
8
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
8
2
5
9
Shrink-182 (Orange)
8
2
5
10
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
8
2
4

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 8 7 1 0 91 38 53 15
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 7 0 1 102 52 50 14
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 4 0 4 54 57 -3 8
Harchester United (Purple) 8 4 0 4 60 63 -3 8
Juventubs (White) 8 4 0 4 62 72 -10 8
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 3 1 4 78 81 -3 7
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 2 2 4 56 69 -13 6
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 2 1 5 55 73 -18 5
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 2 1 5 49 74 -25 5
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 2 0 6 49 77 -28 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 7 1 0 25 0 25 15
O.B. City (Pink) 8 5 2 1 25 3 22 12
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 4 1 3 17 13 4 9
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 4 1 3 17 23 -6 9
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 2 3 3 12 14 -2 7
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 3 1 4 20 29 -9 7
Harchester United (Purple) 8 2 2 4 14 19 -5 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 0 6 2 7 16 -9 6
Juventubs (White) 8 2 1 5 14 18 -4 5
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 1 2 5 7 23 -16 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 8 6 2 0 34 10 24 14
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 6 0 2 43 26 17 12
Harchester United (Purple) 8 4 3 1 24 21 3 11
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 4 2 2 42 32 10 10
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 3 2 3 20 31 -11 8
Juventubs (White) 8 3 1 4 25 31 -6 7
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 2 2 4 20 22 -2 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 3 0 5 22 35 -13 6
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 2 0 6 18 24 -6 4
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 1 0 7 6 22 -16 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) James Nash 11.50 11.39%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Paul Russell 11.50 8.02%
Juventubs (White) Thomas simons 9.50 8.05%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Brian Edwards 8.50 6.47%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Oliver Hollman 8.50 3.36%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Adam Harris 8.00 5.45%
O.B. City (Pink) Sam Mintrim 8.00 1.26%
Harchester United (Purple) Scott Exell 6.50 6.03%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ashley Healey 6.50 4.04%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Nigel Lane 6.00 7.19%
Harchester United (Purple) Neil Hunter 6.00 4.99%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Daniel Leggett 5.50 5.06%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Salt 5.50 3.38%
Harchester United (Purple) Daniel Andrews 5.50 1.32%
Juventubs (White) Tom Biggs 5.00 4.71%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adrian Beagley 5.00 3.84%
O.B. City (Pink) James Newell 5.00 2.10%
Harchester United (Purple) Chris Hescott 5.00 1.30%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Joel Halcrow 5.00 -0.12%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Richard Moseley 4.00 2.32%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Stewart 4.00 2.27%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Andrew Reade 4.00 1.49%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Joshua Golledge 4.00 1.46%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mike Minnis 3.50 3.85%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Justin Loader 3.50 3.52%
Juventubs (White) Harry Spacagna 3.50 2.94%
O.B. City (Pink) Mike Stephens 3.50 2.25%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ken DAY 3.50 1.85%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Tony Windebank 3.50 1.29%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Paul Fawley 3.50 0.21%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Nygel West 3.50 0.18%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Pablo Hazell 3.00 3.39%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adam Burt 3.00 3.05%
O.B. City (Pink) Kieran Davies 3.00 2.61%
Juventubs (White) Michael Barrow 3.00 2.53%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Phil Cook 3.00 2.48%
Juventubs (White) Stuart White 3.00 2.23%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Marc Monet 3.00 1.98%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Matthew King 3.00 1.48%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Joshua Reynolds 3.00 1.36%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) David Bradford 3.00 1.04%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Bradley Evans 3.00 0.87%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Lewis King 3.00 0.39%
Harchester United (Purple) Ashley King 2.50 3.73%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Jon Dean 2.50 3.58%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Oscar Easton 2.50 2.07%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ryan Bishop 2.50 1.55%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Kieran James 2.50 1.49%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Liam Keavney 2.50 1.03%
O.B. City (Pink) Daniel Stephens 2.50 0.83%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Connor Layland 2.50 0.74%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Adrian Cristea 2.50 0.41%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Cook 2.00 4.12%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Wedge 2.00 2.50%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Ogbonnaya 2.00 -0.29%
O.B. City (Pink) Dave Carey 1.50 2.65%
O.B. City (Pink) Chris Wareham 1.50 1.39%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Matthew Colwell 1.50 1.29%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Daniel Jewell 1.50 0.64%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Jack Medlock 1.50 0.30%
Juventubs (White) Adam Searle 1.50 -1.30%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) David Ray 1.00 2.28%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Salter 1.00 2.07%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) JON BROOK 1.00 1.57%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Nick Mills 1.00 0.91%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Nathan Middleton 1.00 0.63%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Aidan Stanley 1.00 0.52%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Ronan 1.00 0.30%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Steven Topazio 1.00 -1.09%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Stepene HOLLOWAY 0.50 2.50%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Timothy Shipwey 0.50 0.39%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mark Holman 0.50 0.26%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ed Redman 0.50 -0.11%
O.B. City (Pink) Jack Sherred 0.50 -0.23%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 08 August

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 08 August

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 08 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:40
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 08 August

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:50
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 08 August

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    VS 21:10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 01 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    4 - 5
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    11 - 4
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    2 - 5
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    3 - 13
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 25 July

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    12 - 6
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    5 - 16
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    17 - 5
    Juventubs (White)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    17 - 2
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    18 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 18 July

    Harchester United (Purple)
    2 - 13
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    12 - 13
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    10 - 4
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    8 - 13
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    9 - 10
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 11 July

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    11 - 10
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Juventubs (White)
    11 - 10
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    7 - 5
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    7 - 8
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    10 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Juventubs (White)
    5 - 8
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    14 - 2
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    O.B. City (Pink)
    7 - 6
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    2 - 9
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    11 - 9
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    5 - 7
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    19 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 12
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    5 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    1 - 9
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 13 June

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    11 - 10
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    8 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 7
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    11 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 08 August

    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)