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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!
Craig Capper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace (Red)
7
6
13
2
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
7
5
11
3
Flaberdeen FC (Green)
7
5
10
4
Ozempiacos (Black)
7
4
9
5
Chubby Custards (Yellow)
7
4
9
6
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
7
3
6
7
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
7
2
4
8
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
7
2
4
9
Diabético Madrid (Pink)
7
1
2
10
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
7
1
2
“I started half the man and twice the person, and I’ve come out half the person but twice the man.”
Harry Spacagna
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 103 | 64 | 39 | 13 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 81 | 43 | 38 | 11 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 65 | 47 | 18 | 10 |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 87 | 58 | 29 | 9 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 66 | 48 | 18 | 9 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 55 | 62 | -7 | 6 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 52 | 80 | -28 | 4 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 36 | 67 | -31 | 4 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 46 | 75 | -29 | 2 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40 | 87 | -47 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 12 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 9 | 16 | 11 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 8 | 16 | 10 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 8 | 12 | 10 |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 12 | 12 | 10 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 6 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 19 | -12 | 5 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 26 | -13 | 4 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 41 | -30 | 2 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 22 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 12 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 10 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 23 | 12 | 11 | 10 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 42 | 27 | 15 | 7 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 7 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 7 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 7 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 24 | 30 | -6 | 7 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 5 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 22 | -16 | 3 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13 | 36 | -23 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Brian Birch | 14.00 | 2.23% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | James Nash | 9.00 | 0.46% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Chris Eager | 8.00 | 3.53% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Jeremy Ferguson | 6.50 | 7.39% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Luke Ratel | 6.50 | 5.11% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Stuart Redding | 6.50 | 4.17% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Jonathan Rumsey | 6.50 | 3.43% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Craig Frampton | 6.50 | 1.38% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Louis Whitfield | 6.00 | 4.07% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Timothy Shipwey | 6.00 | 1.21% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Colin Armstrong | 5.50 | 5.87% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Matthew Colwell | 5.50 | 4.61% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Richard Sherred | 5.00 | 7.39% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Nathan Middleton | 5.00 | 3.72% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Jonathan Mottram | 5.00 | 3.69% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Brad Halls | 5.00 | 3.23% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Stephens | 5.00 | 2.61% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Stuart White | 4.50 | 3.67% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Michael Barrow | 4.00 | 2.56% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Kieran Davies | 3.50 | 5.22% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Jonathon Canning | 3.50 | 3.56% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Aidan Stanley | 3.50 | 1.98% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Scott Exell | 3.00 | 2.87% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | David Bradford | 3.00 | 2.66% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Dave Carey | 3.00 | 2.65% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Ken DAY | 3.00 | 2.58% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Jewell | 3.00 | 1.57% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Justin Loader | 3.00 | 1.01% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Ryan Hicks | 3.00 | 0.42% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Raphael Knoops | 2.50 | 3.74% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Paul Russell | 2.50 | 3.44% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Samuel Mintrim | 2.50 | 3.43% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Adam Burt | 2.50 | 2.49% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Aden Newbury | 2.50 | 2.14% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Darren Hall | 2.50 | 1.83% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Jack Quinton | 2.50 | 0.40% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Lewis King | 2.50 | 0.39% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Josh Barrett | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Colin Harris | 2.00 | 3.56% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Abdulrahman Oke | 2.00 | 3.52% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Connor Lamb | 2.00 | 2.29% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Steve Jones | 2.00 | 0.14% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Lacey | 2.00 | -0.38% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Ibrahim Ibrahim | 1.50 | 3.97% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Matthew King | 1.50 | 0.37% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Michael Salt | 1.50 | 0.08% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Ashley Healey | 1.50 | -0.08% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Martin Loveday | 1.00 | 2.27% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Adam Hunt | 1.00 | 1.56% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Michael Yeates | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Mike Stephens | 1.00 | 0.78% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Richard Moseley | 1.00 | 0.49% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Newell | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Thomas Downer | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Michael Ronan | 1.00 | -1.89% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Tom Biggs | 1.00 | -1.99% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Kev Thornton | 0.50 | 1.94% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Martin Ogbonnaya | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Ewan Davies | 0.50 | 0.83% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Davi Raymo | 0.50 | 0.65% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 13 March
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)VS 20:10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 20:20Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:40ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 13 March
Flaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:50Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 13 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 21:10Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 20:10Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 20 March
Diabético Madrid (Pink)VS 20:20ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 March
Flaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:40Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 20 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:50Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 20 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 21:10Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 06 March
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)2 - 18Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)11 - 5ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Ozempiacos (Black)11 - 11Chubby Custards (Yellow)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)9 - 8Diabético Madrid (Pink)Cholesterol Palace (Red)16 - 14Flaberdeen FC (Green) -
Friday 27 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)18 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)7 - 11Flaberdeen FC (Green)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)11 - 7Diabético Madrid (Pink)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)10 - 9Chubby Custards (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)8 - 11ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 February
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 12Chubby Custards (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)16 - 3Diabético Madrid (Pink)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)6 - 8Flaberdeen FC (Green)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)8 - 9Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Cholesterol Palace (Red)15 - 14Ozempiacos (Black) -
Friday 13 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 8Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)6 - 4Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)7 - 15Ozempiacos (Black)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 13Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)11 - 8Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 06 February
Diabético Madrid (Pink)3 - 9Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)15 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Cholesterol Palace (Red)9 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)5 - 12Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue) -
Friday 23 January
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)5 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)12 - 7Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)7 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Cholesterol Palace (Red)19 - 6ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)0 - 0Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Flaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Diabético Madrid (Pink)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Flaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Ozempic Lyonnais (White)