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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed. You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a nutritionist, working for Man v Fat has to be one of the most rewarding and inspiring jobs I have ever had. As well as seeing our members achieve amazing weight losses, averaging at 1 stone per person per season, it is also evident that improvements are being made week in week out in physical fitness, football skills and improved mental health. Man v Fat is so much more than just a weight loss programme, it is a place for like minded people of all shapes, sizes and abilities to achieve their goals, and make lasting friendships, in an environment full of fun and without judgements.

Melanie Bryant, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets
2
2
4
2
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
2
2
4
3
(Green) Rapid Viennetta
2
2
4
4
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
2
2
4
5
(Pink) The Pink Team
2
1
2
6
(Black) Fatalanta
2
1
2
7
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC
2
0
0
8
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
2
0
0
9
(Whites) The Feastie Boys
2
0
0
10
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
2
0
0

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 2 2 0 0 26 15 11 4
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 2 2 0 0 14 7 7 4
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 2 2 0 0 14 9 5 4
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 2 2 0 0 10 6 4 4
(Pink) The Pink Team 2 1 0 1 20 14 6 2
(Black) Fatalanta 2 1 0 1 7 6 1 2
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 2 0 0 2 0 6 -6 0
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 2 0 0 2 15 23 -8 0
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 2 0 0 2 9 19 -10 0
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 2 0 0 2 10 20 -10 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 2 2 0 0 12 4 8 4
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 4
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 3
(Pink) The Pink Team 2 1 0 1 8 4 4 2
(Black) Fatalanta 2 1 0 1 5 3 2 2
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 1
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 2 0 1 1 0 6 -6 1
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 2 0 0 2 3 11 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC 2 2 1 0 3 0 3 5
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads 2 1 2 0 2 1 1 4
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund 2 1 2 0 5 4 1 4
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest 2 1 2 0 7 6 1 4
(Green) Rapid Viennetta 2 1 1 1 5 3 2 3
(Black) Fatalanta 2 1 1 1 0 0 0 3
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets 2 1 1 1 7 7 0 3
(Pink) The Pink Team 2 0 2 1 4 5 -1 2
(Orange) Al Fattylad FC 2 0 1 2 -2 1 -3 1
(Whites) The Feastie Boys 2 0 1 2 2 6 -4 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Mohammed Choudhury 4.00 3.23%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Steve Simmonds 4.00 2.02%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Mike Stephens 4.00 1.55%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Nick Robbins 1.00 7.14%
(Pink) The Pink Team Andrew Gigg 1.00 4.60%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund David Bradford 1.00 2.16%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Matthew Whittle 1.00 1.72%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Ryan Bishop 1.00 1.69%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Daniel Andrews 1.00 1.53%
(Pink) The Pink Team Stu Barter 1.00 1.48%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys JON BROOK 1.00 1.37%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Justin Loader 1.00 1.24%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Kieran Kenny 1.00 1.13%
(Pink) The Pink Team Thomas Downer 1.00 1.13%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Nathan Middleton 1.00 1.09%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Toru Tsuzaki 1.00 1.08%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Daniel Stephens 1.00 0.90%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest George Lacey 1.00 0.67%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys Brian Edwards 1.00 0.64%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Mark Higgins 0.50 5.41%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Adam Poole 0.50 2.64%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys Mark Flanders 0.50 2.20%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Steve Nibloe 0.50 1.79%
(Pink) The Pink Team Bradley Evans 0.50 1.32%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Adrian Cristea 0.50 1.26%
(Purple) Las Palmas Violets Chris Hescott 0.50 1.11%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Christopher Addoo 0.50 1.07%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Max Baybut 0.50 1.03%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Marc Monet 0.50 0.88%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Michael Chown 0.50 0.71%
(Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest Huw Comerford 0.50 0.68%
(Pink) The Pink Team Abel Fernandez 0.50 0.55%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Connor Cox-Jennings 0.50 0.43%
(Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC Harry Spacagna 0.50 0.37%
(Green) Rapid Viennetta Roland Victor 0.50 0.37%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys Lewis King 0.50 0.25%
(Pink) The Pink Team Phil Humby 0.50 0.23%
(Whites) The Feastie Boys Adam Neale 0.50 0.22%
(Yellow) Brioche Dortmund Stuart Harley 0.50 0.22%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads Matthew King 0.50 0.18%
(Black) Fatalanta Ed Redman 0.50 0.11%
(Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads James Nash 0.50 0.06%
(Black) Fatalanta Chris Wareham 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 26 July

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:10
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 26 July

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 26 July

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:40
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 26 July

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:50
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Saturday 27 July

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 21:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 23 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 23 August

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:20
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 23 August

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:40
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
  • Friday 23 August

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:50
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 23 August

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 21:10
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 20 September

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 20 September

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 20 September

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:40
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
  • Friday 20 September

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:50
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 20 September

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 21:10
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 04 October

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:10
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 04 October

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:20
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 04 October

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:40
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 04 October

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:50
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 04 October

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 21:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 11 October

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:10
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 11 October

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 11 October

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:40
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 11 October

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:50
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
  • Friday 11 October

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 21:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 26 July

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Saturday 27 July

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 23 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 20 September

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 04 October

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 11 October

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC

 

  • Friday 02 August

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:10
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
  • Friday 02 August

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:20
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
  • Friday 02 August

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:40
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 02 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:50
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 02 August

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 21:10
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 09 August

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 09 August

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 20:20
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 09 August

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:40
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 09 August

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:50
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 09 August

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 21:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 16 August

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:10
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
  • Friday 16 August

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:20
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 16 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:40
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
  • Friday 16 August

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:50
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 16 August

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 21:10
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 30 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:10
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 30 August

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:20
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 30 August

    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    VS 20:40
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
  • Friday 30 August

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:50
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
  • Friday 30 August

    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    VS 21:10
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 06 September

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    VS 20:10
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 06 September

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:20
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 06 September

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:40
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 06 September

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:50
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 06 September

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 21:10
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 13 September

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:10
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 13 September

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    VS 20:20
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 13 September

    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    VS 20:40
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 13 September

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 20:50
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 13 September

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 21:10
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 27 September

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    VS 20:10
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
  • Friday 27 September

    (Black) Fatalanta
    VS 20:20
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 27 September

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    VS 20:40
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 27 September

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    VS 20:50
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 27 September

    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    VS 21:10
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 19 July

    (Black) Fatalanta
    2 - 5
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    10 - 14
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    4 - 7
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    -1 - 1
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    5 - 13
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 12 July

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    7 - 9
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    7 - 5
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    12 - 5
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    9 - 5
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Black) Fatalanta
    5 - 1
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
  • Friday 02 August

    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
  • Friday 09 August

    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
  • Friday 16 August

    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
  • Friday 30 August

    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
  • Friday 06 September

    (Pink) The Pink Team
    0 - 0
    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
  • Friday 13 September

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Black) Fatalanta
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
  • Friday 27 September

    (Orange) Al Fattylad FC
    0 - 0
    (Light Blue) Borussia Munchinfatlads
    (Black) Fatalanta
    0 - 0
    (Purple) Las Palmas Violets
    (Dark Blue) Notinthegym Forest
    0 - 0
    (Green) Rapid Viennetta
    (Whites) The Feastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Pink) The Pink Team
    (Yellow) Brioche Dortmund
    0 - 0
    (Red) Red Star Bellygrade FC