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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
5
4
9
2
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
5
4
8
3
Harchester United (Purple)
5
4
8
4
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
5
3
6
5
Fatford FC (Yellow)
5
2
5
6
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
5
1
4
7
Juventubs (White)
5
2
4
8
Shrink-182 (Orange)
5
1
3
9
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
5
1
2
10
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
5
0
1

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 5 4 1 0 53 28 25 9
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 5 4 0 1 59 36 23 8
Harchester United (Purple) 5 4 0 1 48 33 15 8
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 5 3 0 2 30 27 3 6
Fatford FC (Yellow) 5 2 1 2 41 51 -10 5
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 5 1 2 2 39 37 2 4
Juventubs (White) 5 2 0 3 38 39 -1 4
Shrink-182 (Orange) 5 1 1 3 32 40 -8 3
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 5 1 0 4 21 49 -28 2
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 5 0 1 4 32 53 -21 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 5 4 1 0 13 0 13 9
O.B. City (Pink) 5 3 1 1 15 3 12 7
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 5 3 1 1 11 6 5 7
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 5 3 0 2 9 14 -5 6
Harchester United (Purple) 5 2 1 2 10 5 5 5
Shrink-182 (Orange) 5 0 4 1 5 7 -2 4
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 5 1 1 3 6 9 -3 3
Juventubs (White) 5 1 1 3 7 10 -3 3
Fatford FC (Yellow) 5 1 1 3 4 13 -9 3
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 5 1 1 3 7 20 -13 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Harchester United (Purple) 5 4 1 0 20 12 8 9
O.B. City (Pink) 5 3 2 0 15 6 9 8
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 5 3 1 1 15 12 3 7
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 5 3 0 2 23 18 5 6
Fatford FC (Yellow) 5 2 2 1 17 19 -2 6
Juventubs (White) 5 2 1 2 18 13 5 5
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 5 2 1 2 9 6 3 5
Shrink-182 (Orange) 5 2 0 3 13 18 -5 4
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 5 0 0 5 10 20 -10 0
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 5 0 0 5 -1 15 -16 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) James Nash 9.00 8.19%
Juventubs (White) Thomas simons 8.50 6.06%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Adam Harris 6.50 4.66%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Paul Russell 6.00 6.60%
Harchester United (Purple) Neil Hunter 6.00 4.99%
Harchester United (Purple) Daniel Andrews 5.50 2.42%
O.B. City (Pink) Sam Mintrim 5.00 1.82%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Stewart 4.00 3.02%
Harchester United (Purple) Chris Hescott 4.00 2.13%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Joel Halcrow 4.00 -0.49%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adrian Beagley 3.50 3.14%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mike Minnis 3.00 4.93%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Brian Edwards 3.00 3.56%
Juventubs (White) Harry Spacagna 3.00 3.15%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Daniel Leggett 3.00 2.85%
O.B. City (Pink) Kieran Davies 3.00 2.61%
O.B. City (Pink) James Newell 3.00 2.30%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Oliver Hollman 3.00 1.96%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Lewis King 3.00 1.42%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Paul Fawley 3.00 1.13%
Harchester United (Purple) Scott Exell 2.50 3.19%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Pablo Hazell 2.50 3.04%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ashley Healey 2.50 2.72%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ken DAY 2.50 2.40%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Phil Cook 2.50 2.37%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ryan Bishop 2.50 2.37%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Justin Loader 2.50 2.07%
Juventubs (White) Adam Searle 2.50 2.03%
O.B. City (Pink) Mike Stephens 2.50 2.00%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Adrian Cristea 2.50 1.73%
Juventubs (White) Tom Biggs 2.50 0.84%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Tony Windebank 2.50 0.68%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Ogbonnaya 2.50 0.58%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Joshua Reynolds 2.50 0.00%
O.B. City (Pink) Daniel Stephens 2.00 0.68%
Harchester United (Purple) Ashley King 1.50 3.11%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Wedge 1.50 2.33%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Jack Medlock 1.50 1.56%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Nigel Lane 1.00 4.07%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Salt 1.00 3.85%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) David Ray 1.00 2.90%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) JON BROOK 1.00 2.80%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Jon Dean 1.00 2.77%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adam Burt 1.00 1.97%
Juventubs (White) Michael Barrow 1.00 1.92%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Liam Keavney 1.00 1.89%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Karl Bernstien 1.00 1.48%
Juventubs (White) Stuart White 1.00 1.06%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Nick Mills 1.00 0.91%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Matthew King 1.00 0.49%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Bradley Evans 1.00 0.43%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Connor Layland 1.00 0.00%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) David Bradford 1.00 0.00%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Stepene HOLLOWAY 0.50 2.50%
Harchester United (Purple) Max Baybut 0.50 1.55%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Kieran James 0.50 1.38%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Oscar Easton 0.50 1.26%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Nathan Middleton 0.50 1.16%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Salter 0.50 1.14%
Juventubs (White) Asa Thorpe 0.50 0.75%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Joshua Golledge 0.50 0.49%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Timothy Shipwey 0.50 0.39%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Marc Monet 0.50 0.11%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Steven Topazio 0.50 0.08%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ed Redman 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 18 July

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 20:10
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 18 July

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:20
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 18 July

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 20:40
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:50
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 18 July

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 21:10
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 25 July

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 25 July

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:40
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 25 July

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    VS 20:50
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 25 July

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 01 August

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 20:10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 01 August

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    VS 20:20
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 01 August

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 20:40
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
  • Friday 01 August

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:50
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 21:10
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 08 August

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 08 August

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 08 August

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:40
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 08 August

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:50
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 08 August

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    VS 21:10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 11 July

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    11 - 10
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Juventubs (White)
    11 - 10
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    7 - 5
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    10 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    7 - 8
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    10 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Juventubs (White)
    5 - 8
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    14 - 2
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    O.B. City (Pink)
    7 - 6
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    2 - 9
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    11 - 9
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    5 - 7
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    19 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    2 - 12
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    5 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    1 - 9
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 13 June

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    11 - 10
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    8 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 7
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    11 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 7
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 18 July

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (White)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (White)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 01 August

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 08 August

    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)