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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
8
8
16
2
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
8
7
14
3
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
8
5
10
4
Juventubs (White)
8
4
9
5
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
8
4
8
6
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
8
3
6
7
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
8
3
6
8
Harchester United (Purple)
8
2
4
9
Shrink-182 (Orange)
8
2
4
10
Fatford FC (Yellow)
8
1
3

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 8 8 0 0 79 45 34 16
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 7 0 1 68 46 22 14
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 5 0 3 60 57 3 10
Juventubs (White) 8 4 1 3 79 60 19 9
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 4 0 4 62 62 0 8
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 3 0 5 75 73 2 6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 3 0 5 52 61 -9 6
Harchester United (Purple) 8 2 0 6 61 76 -15 4
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 2 0 6 48 73 -25 4
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 1 1 6 39 70 -31 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 6 2 0 18 3 15 14
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 5 2 1 21 9 12 12
O.B. City (Pink) 8 4 3 1 17 6 11 11
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 3 3 2 21 8 13 9
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 4 0 4 18 15 3 8
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 3 2 3 20 23 -3 8
Harchester United (Purple) 8 3 1 4 12 18 -6 7
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 1 3 4 7 22 -15 5
Juventubs (White) 8 0 4 4 8 15 -7 4
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 1 0 7 6 29 -23 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 8 6 1 1 35 20 15 13
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 8 5 0 3 22 14 8 10
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 8 4 2 2 21 20 1 10
Juventubs (White) 8 4 1 3 38 21 17 9
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 8 4 1 3 12 24 -12 9
Fatford FC (Yellow) 8 2 2 4 10 13 -3 6
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 8 3 0 5 27 30 -3 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 8 2 2 4 22 26 -4 6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 8 2 2 4 11 25 -14 6
Harchester United (Purple) 8 2 1 5 27 32 -5 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) James Nash 14.00 13.96%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ashley Healey 14.00 8.49%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Kieran James 13.50 9.24%
O.B. City (Pink) Sam Mintrim 12.00 -1.57%
Juventubs (White) Thomas simons 11.50 12.66%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Daniel Leggett 9.50 5.59%
Harchester United (Purple) Neil Hunter 9.00 6.50%
Harchester United (Purple) Max Baybut 9.00 2.94%
O.B. City (Pink) Kieran Davies 8.50 8.47%
O.B. City (Pink) Mike Stephens 8.50 4.28%
Juventubs (White) Adam Searle 8.50 3.96%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Andrew Reade 8.00 2.56%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Joel Halcrow 8.00 -3.81%
Juventubs (White) Tom Biggs 7.50 3.54%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Stewart 6.50 8.92%
Juventubs (White) Harry Spacagna 6.50 7.69%
Juventubs (White) Steve Simmonds 6.50 2.86%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Dan Bratton 6.00 5.94%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Gary Young 6.00 5.79%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Richard Moseley 6.00 3.38%
Harchester United (Purple) Christopher Addoo 5.50 4.46%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Jack Medlock 5.50 3.93%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Oliver Hollman 5.00 4.40%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Steven Topazio 5.00 3.79%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Nigel Lane 5.00 3.36%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Oscar Easton 5.00 2.93%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Darren Hall 5.00 2.89%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Matthew Colwell 5.00 0.86%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Aidan Stanley 5.00 0.15%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Mohammad Zaahid Naseer 4.00 -0.74%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adam Burt 3.50 7.46%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Ronan 3.50 2.57%
Harchester United (Purple) Luke Woodhead 3.50 2.52%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Liam Keavney 3.50 2.32%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ryan Bishop 3.50 1.92%
Juventubs (White) Stuart White 3.50 1.87%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mike Minnis 3.50 1.45%
O.B. City (Pink) Daniel Stephens 3.50 1.41%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Matthew King 3.50 1.29%
O.B. City (Pink) Chris Wareham 3.50 0.83%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ken DAY 3.50 0.09%
O.B. City (Pink) Jack Sherred 3.50 0.00%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Jon Dean 3.00 5.84%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Nygel West 3.00 4.82%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Salter 3.00 3.04%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Gary Omara 3.00 1.93%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Roman Styrczula 2.50 2.98%
O.B. City (Pink) James Newell 2.50 -1.01%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Ogbonnaya 2.00 2.82%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Stepene HOLLOWAY 2.00 2.58%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Marc Monet 2.00 1.11%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Dawson 1.50 1.50%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Daniel Jewell 1.50 -0.18%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Brad Halls 1.50 -1.11%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Mohammed Choudhury 1.50 -2.00%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Craig Rogers 1.50 -3.22%
Harchester United (Purple) Daniel Andrews 1.00 2.86%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Thomas Downer 1.00 0.09%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adrian Beagley 0.50 2.71%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Karl Bernstien 0.50 1.43%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Joshua Reynolds 0.50 0.76%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Paul Fawley 0.50 0.57%
Juventubs (White) Ashley Terblanche 0.50 0.44%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Brian Edwards 0.50 -0.08%
O.B. City (Pink) Dave Carey 0.50 -1.03%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Adrian Cristea 0.50 -2.94%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 23 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 23 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:40
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 23 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:50
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 23 May

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 21:10
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:10
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    VS 20:40
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:50
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 30 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Harchester United (Purple)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 09 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    4 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    13 - 15
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 10
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Juventubs (White)
    10 - 19
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    10 - 3
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 04 April

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    25 - 29
    Juventubs (White)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    36 - 12
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    7 - 33
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    16 - 12
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    26 - 34
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 07 March

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    6 - 15
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    21 - 17
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    11 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    2 - 19
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    5 - 6
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 23 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Harchester United (Purple)

 

  • Friday 16 May

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    VS 20:10
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 16 May

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 20:20
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 16 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:40
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 16 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:50
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 16 May

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 02 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    2 - 12
    Juventubs (White)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    11 - 9
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    9 - 10
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    7 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    7 - 5
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 25 April

    Juventubs (White)
    15 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    11 - 2
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    5 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    4 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 12
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 11 April

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    15 - 4
    Harchester United (Purple)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    13 - 7
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    1 - 4
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    9 - 6
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    8 - 2
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
  • Friday 28 March

    O.B. City (Pink)
    11 - 5
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    6 - 10
    Harchester United (Purple)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    9 - 4
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    4 - 5
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Juventubs (White)
    13 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 21 March

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    6 - 9
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    10 - 17
    Juventubs (White)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 12
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    10 - 5
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    9 - 6
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 14 March

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    2 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    5 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Juventubs (White)
    3 - 12
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    6 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    10 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 28 February

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    10 - 6
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Juventubs (White)
    6 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    6 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    3 - 19
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    8 - 7
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 21 February

    Harchester United (Purple)
    3 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    8 - 6
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    10 - 7
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    7 - 7
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    7 - 3
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 16 May

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)