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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Joe Cooper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
O.B. City (Pink)
7
7
14
2
Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
7
6
12
3
SS Fazio (Light Blue)
7
5
10
4
Juventubs (White)
7
3
7
5
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
7
3
6
6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
7
3
6
7
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
7
3
6
8
Harchester United (Purple)
7
2
4
9
Shrink-182 (Orange)
7
2
4
10
Fatford FC (Yellow)
7
0
1

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 7 7 0 0 70 38 32 14
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 7 6 0 1 61 41 20 12
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 7 5 0 2 51 46 5 10
Juventubs (White) 7 3 1 3 67 58 9 7
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 7 3 0 4 66 63 3 6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 7 3 0 4 50 49 1 6
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 7 3 0 4 51 53 -2 6
Harchester United (Purple) 7 2 0 5 54 67 -13 4
Shrink-182 (Orange) 7 2 0 5 43 66 -23 4
Fatford FC (Yellow) 7 0 1 6 29 61 -32 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 7 5 2 0 17 3 14 12
O.B. City (Pink) 7 4 2 1 16 5 11 10
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 7 4 2 1 17 7 10 10
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 7 3 2 2 21 8 13 8
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 7 3 2 2 18 19 -1 8
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 7 3 0 4 14 13 1 6
Harchester United (Purple) 7 3 0 4 11 17 -6 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 7 1 3 3 7 21 -14 5
Juventubs (White) 7 0 3 4 8 15 -7 3
Fatford FC (Yellow) 7 1 0 6 4 25 -21 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
O.B. City (Pink) 7 5 1 1 30 16 14 11
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) 7 4 2 2 18 17 1 10
SS Fazio (Light Blue) 7 4 1 2 11 17 -6 9
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) 7 4 0 3 15 13 2 8
Juventubs (White) 7 3 1 3 29 21 8 7
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) 7 3 0 4 25 26 -1 6
Shrink-182 (Orange) 7 2 2 4 19 23 -4 6
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) 7 2 2 3 11 16 -5 6
Harchester United (Purple) 7 2 1 4 23 27 -4 5
Fatford FC (Yellow) 7 1 2 4 6 11 -5 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) James Nash 12.00 12.69%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ashley Healey 10.50 6.88%
Juventubs (White) Thomas simons 9.50 10.60%
Harchester United (Purple) Max Baybut 9.00 5.20%
O.B. City (Pink) Sam Mintrim 9.00 -0.86%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Kieran James 8.50 7.28%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Daniel Leggett 8.00 5.15%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Andrew Reade 8.00 4.30%
O.B. City (Pink) Mike Stephens 8.00 4.20%
Juventubs (White) Adam Searle 8.00 3.25%
O.B. City (Pink) Kieran Davies 6.50 6.13%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Matthew Stewart 6.00 6.57%
Juventubs (White) Harry Spacagna 6.00 6.56%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Adam Jenkins 6.00 4.69%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Richard Moseley 6.00 3.67%
Juventubs (White) Tom Biggs 5.50 2.98%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Steven Topazio 5.00 4.43%
Harchester United (Purple) Christopher Addoo 5.00 4.08%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Darren Hall 5.00 3.82%
Harchester United (Purple) Neil Hunter 5.00 2.71%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Aidan Stanley 5.00 0.81%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Mohammad Zaahid Naseer 5.00 -0.28%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Joel Halcrow 5.00 -4.32%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Gary Young 4.00 3.90%
O.B. City (Pink) Michael Ronan 3.50 4.19%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Oliver Hollman 3.50 3.93%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Mike Minnis 3.50 2.54%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Oscar Easton 3.50 2.14%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Matthew King 3.50 1.97%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Ken DAY 3.50 1.49%
O.B. City (Pink) James Newell 3.50 1.11%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Matthew Colwell 3.50 0.72%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Mohammed Choudhury 3.50 0.50%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Adam Burt 3.00 6.28%
Juventubs (White) Steve Simmonds 3.00 2.86%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Gary Omara 3.00 2.84%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Roland Victor 3.00 2.69%
O.B. City (Pink) Daniel Stephens 3.00 1.70%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Ryan Bishop 3.00 1.36%
O.B. City (Pink) Chris Wareham 3.00 1.04%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Liam Keavney 3.00 0.74%
Harchester United (Purple) Luke Woodhead 3.00 0.63%
O.B. City (Pink) Jack Sherred 3.00 0.46%
Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red) Dan Bratton 2.50 4.37%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Jack Medlock 2.50 3.88%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Jon Dean 2.50 2.82%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Craig Rogers 2.50 0.34%
Juventubs (White) Stuart White 2.50 0.10%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Brad Halls 2.50 -0.07%
Fenerbhaji FC (Green) Stepene HOLLOWAY 2.00 3.03%
Harchester United (Purple) Martin Ogbonnaya 2.00 2.82%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Daniel Jewell 2.00 -0.45%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Nigel Lane 1.50 2.60%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Brian Edwards 1.50 1.38%
O.B. City (Pink) Dave Carey 1.50 0.57%
Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue) Marc Monet 1.50 0.33%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Adrian Cristea 1.50 -1.89%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Jay Clements 1.00 4.36%
Harchester United (Purple) Chris Hescott 1.00 3.70%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Nygel West 1.00 3.37%
Shrink-182 (Orange) Roman Styrczula 1.00 2.04%
Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black) Michael Salter 1.00 1.32%
SS Fazio (Light Blue) Thomas Downer 1.00 1.02%
Fatford FC (Yellow) Abel Fernandez 1.00 -0.73%
Harchester United (Purple) Daniel Andrews 0.50 2.01%
Harchester United (Purple) Paul Shelley 0.50 1.97%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 09 May

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    VS 20:10
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 09 May

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:40
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 09 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:50
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:10
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 23 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:40
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 23 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:50
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 23 May

    O.B. City (Pink)
    VS 21:10
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:10
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:20
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    VS 20:40
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    VS 20:50
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 30 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Harchester United (Purple)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 04 April

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    25 - 29
    Juventubs (White)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    36 - 12
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    7 - 33
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    16 - 12
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    26 - 34
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 07 March

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    6 - 15
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    21 - 17
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    11 - 9
    Juventubs (White)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    2 - 19
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    5 - 6
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 09 May

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 30 May

    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Harchester United (Purple)

 

  • Friday 02 May

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    VS 20:10
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 02 May

    Harchester United (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 02 May

    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:40
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 02 May

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    VS 20:50
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
  • Friday 02 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 16 May

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    VS 20:10
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
  • Friday 16 May

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    VS 20:20
    O.B. City (Pink)
  • Friday 16 May

    Juventubs (White)
    VS 20:40
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
  • Friday 16 May

    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    VS 20:50
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 16 May

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Juventubs (White)
    15 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    11 - 2
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    5 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    4 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 12
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 11 April

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    15 - 4
    Harchester United (Purple)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    13 - 7
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    1 - 4
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    9 - 6
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    8 - 2
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
  • Friday 28 March

    O.B. City (Pink)
    11 - 5
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    6 - 10
    Harchester United (Purple)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    9 - 4
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    4 - 5
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Juventubs (White)
    13 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
  • Friday 21 March

    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    6 - 9
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    10 - 17
    Juventubs (White)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    9 - 12
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    10 - 5
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    9 - 6
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 14 March

    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    2 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    5 - 7
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Juventubs (White)
    3 - 12
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    6 - 11
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    10 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
  • Friday 28 February

    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    10 - 6
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Juventubs (White)
    6 - 9
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    6 - 8
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    3 - 19
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    8 - 7
    Harchester United (Purple)
  • Friday 21 February

    Harchester United (Purple)
    3 - 11
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    8 - 6
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    O.B. City (Pink)
    10 - 7
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    7 - 7
    Juventubs (White)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    7 - 3
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
  • Friday 02 May

    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    Harchester United (Purple)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    0 - 0
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (White)
  • Friday 16 May

    Shrink-182 (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatford FC (Yellow)
    SS Fazio (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    O.B. City (Pink)
    Juventubs (White)
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji FC (Green)
    Borussia Mööbsandfatbach (Black)
    0 - 0
    Harchester United (Purple)
    Red Hot Mini Peppers (Red)
    0 - 0
    Gravy Seals FC (Dark Blue)