Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA
Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!
Craig Capper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
5
4
9
2
Cholesterol Palace (Red)
5
4
9
3
Ozempiacos (Black)
5
4
8
4
Chubby Custards (Yellow)
5
4
8
5
Flaberdeen FC (Green)
5
4
8
6
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
5
1
2
7
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
5
1
2
8
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
5
1
2
9
Diabético Madrid (Pink)
5
1
2
10
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
5
0
0
“I started half the man and twice the person, and I’ve come out half the person but twice the man.”
Harry Spacagna
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 55 | 30 | 25 | 9 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 69 | 47 | 22 | 9 |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 69 | 36 | 33 | 8 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 46 | 27 | 19 | 8 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 24 | 16 | 8 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 40 | 53 | -13 | 2 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33 | 50 | -17 | 2 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 24 | 41 | -17 | 2 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 31 | 55 | -24 | 2 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 68 | -44 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 10 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 4 | 16 | 10 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 5 | 13 | 9 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 7 | 13 | 6 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 3 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 16 | -10 | 2 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 21 | -14 | 2 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 29 | -21 | 2 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Black) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 24 | 12 | 12 | 9 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 8 |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 6 |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 29 | 20 | 9 | 5 |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 19 | -1 | 5 |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 5 |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 5 |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 3 |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 30 | -21 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Brian Birch | 11.00 | 1.84% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Craig Frampton | 6.50 | 3.86% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Jeremy Ferguson | 6.00 | 6.37% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Jonathan Rumsey | 6.00 | 3.89% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Chris Eager | 6.00 | 2.58% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | James Nash | 6.00 | -1.14% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Colin Armstrong | 5.50 | 5.87% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Stuart Redding | 5.50 | 3.23% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Timothy Shipwey | 4.00 | 0.00% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Matthew Colwell | 3.50 | 2.84% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Richard Sherred | 3.00 | 6.48% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Kieran Davies | 3.00 | 5.47% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Aidan Stanley | 3.00 | 2.13% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Jonathan Mottram | 3.00 | 1.98% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Nathan Middleton | 3.00 | 1.95% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Brad Halls | 3.00 | 1.55% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Stephens | 3.00 | 1.30% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Lacey | 3.00 | 0.91% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Ryan Hicks | 3.00 | 0.17% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | David Bradford | 2.50 | 2.66% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Scott Exell | 2.50 | 2.59% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Darren Hall | 2.50 | 2.16% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Luke Ratel | 2.50 | 2.16% |
| Diabético Madrid (Pink) | Aden Newbury | 2.50 | 2.14% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Josh Barrett | 2.50 | 2.12% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Dave Carey | 2.50 | 1.96% |
| Flaberdeen FC (Green) | Jonathon Canning | 2.50 | 1.67% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Joshua Reynolds | 2.50 | 1.61% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Stuart White | 2.50 | 1.56% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Louis Whitfield | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Ashley Healey | 2.50 | 1.35% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Justin Loader | 2.50 | 0.81% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Steve Jones | 2.50 | 0.80% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Samuel Mintrim | 1.00 | 3.20% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Ken DAY | 1.00 | 1.47% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Paul Russell | 1.00 | 1.36% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Daniel Jewell | 1.00 | 0.87% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Thomas Downer | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | James Newell | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Jack Quinton | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Lewis King | 1.00 | 0.39% |
| Ozempiacos (Black) | Tom Biggs | 1.00 | -2.24% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Michael Ronan | 1.00 | -2.39% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Michael Barrow | 0.50 | 2.34% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Martin Loveday | 0.50 | 1.76% |
| Man Titty FC (Light Blue) | Jack Medlock | 0.50 | 1.41% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Raphael Knoops | 0.50 | 1.32% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Martin Ogbonnaya | 0.50 | 1.02% |
| ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) | Richard Moseley | 0.50 | 0.89% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Orange) | Adam Hunt | 0.50 | 0.88% |
| Chubby Custards (Yellow) | Ewan Davies | 0.50 | 0.83% |
| Ozempic Lyonnais (White) | Mohamed Mallah | 0.50 | 0.80% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Michael Yeates | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Cholesterol Palace (Red) | Adam Burt | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) | Mark Flanders | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 27 February
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)VS 20:10ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)VS 20:20Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)VS 20:40Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 27 February
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 20:50Flaberdeen FC (Green) -
Friday 27 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 21:10Man Titty FC (Light Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 20:10Flaberdeen FC (Green) -
Friday 06 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:20Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 06 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 20:40Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 06 March
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)VS 20:50ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)VS 21:10Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)VS 20:10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 20:20Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:40ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 13 March
Flaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:50Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 13 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 21:10Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)VS 20:10Chubby Custards (Yellow) -
Friday 20 March
Diabético Madrid (Pink)VS 20:20ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 20 March
Flaberdeen FC (Green)VS 20:40Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 20 March
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)VS 20:50Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 20 March
Ozempiacos (Black)VS 21:10Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 20 February
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 12Chubby Custards (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)16 - 3Diabético Madrid (Pink)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)6 - 8Flaberdeen FC (Green)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)8 - 9Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Cholesterol Palace (Red)15 - 14Ozempiacos (Black) -
Friday 13 February
Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 8Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)6 - 4Man Titty FC (Light Blue)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)7 - 15Ozempiacos (Black)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 13Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)11 - 8Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 06 February
Diabético Madrid (Pink)3 - 9Flaberdeen FC (Green)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)4 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Snackrington Stanley (Orange)15 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Cholesterol Palace (Red)13 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) -
Friday 30 January
Cholesterol Palace (Red)9 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)5 - 10Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)8 - 3Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)5 - 12Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 3Man Titty FC (Light Blue) -
Friday 23 January
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)5 - 14Ozempiacos (Black)Flaberdeen FC (Green)5 - 7Ozempic Lyonnais (White)Diabético Madrid (Pink)12 - 7Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Chubby Custards (Yellow)7 - 9Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Cholesterol Palace (Red)19 - 6ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) -
Friday 27 February
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)0 - 0Diabético Madrid (Pink)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Flaberdeen FC (Green)Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Man Titty FC (Light Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Flaberdeen FC (Green)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0Diabético Madrid (Pink)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Ozempic Lyonnais (White)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)0 - 0Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Flaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Diabético Madrid (Pink) -
Friday 20 March
Cholesterol Palace (Red)0 - 0Chubby Custards (Yellow)Diabético Madrid (Pink)0 - 0ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)Flaberdeen FC (Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Orange)Man Titty FC (Light Blue)0 - 0Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)Ozempiacos (Black)0 - 0Ozempic Lyonnais (White)