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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. This is an active Club. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a original Season 1 player from MvF Eastleigh, my journey has taken me from player, to facilitator to Coach. I'm dedicated to helping individuals achieve their health and weight loss goals through the power of football. With a love for team sports, I believe regular exercise and diet should be fun, interesting and inclusive! Having seen the transformative effects of combining physical activity with wider-team support and tracking progress, MvF Eastleigh is a welcoming environment for all skill levels, whether you’re a seasoned player or a beginner. The team and I are here to motivate and guide you on your journey to better health. With personalized coaching, nutritional programs and engaging challenges, we empower all team members to reach their goals while enjoying a weekly game of Football!

Craig Capper, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2026
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace (Red)
1
1
2
2
Ozempiacos (Black)
1
1
2
3
Diabético Madrid (Pink)
1
1
2
4
Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
1
1
2
5
Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
1
1
2
6
Flaberdeen FC (Green)
1
0
0
7
Chubby Custards (Yellow)
1
0
0
8
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
1
0
0
9
Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
1
0
0
10
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
1
0
0

“I started half the man and twice the person, and I’ve come out half the person but  twice  the  man.”

Harry Spacagna

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Red) 1 1 0 0 19 6 13 2
Ozempiacos (Black) 1 1 0 0 14 5 9 2
Diabético Madrid (Pink) 1 1 0 0 12 7 5 2
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) 1 1 0 0 9 7 2 2
Ozempic Lyonnais (White) 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Flaberdeen FC (Green) 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
Chubby Custards (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 7 9 -2 0
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) 1 0 0 1 7 12 -5 0
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) 1 0 0 1 5 14 -9 0
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) 1 0 0 1 6 19 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempiacos (Black) 1 1 0 0 6 1 5 2
Diabético Madrid (Pink) 1 1 0 0 5 2 3 2
Cholesterol Palace (Red) 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Flaberdeen FC (Green) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Chubby Custards (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Ozempic Lyonnais (White) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) 1 0 0 1 2 5 -3 0
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) 1 0 0 1 1 6 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace (Red) 1 1 0 0 12 2 10 2
Ozempiacos (Black) 1 1 0 0 5 2 3 2
Diabético Madrid (Pink) 1 1 0 0 5 3 2 2
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Ozempic Lyonnais (White) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Flaberdeen FC (Green) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Chubby Custards (Yellow) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) 1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) 1 0 0 1 2 5 -3 0
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) 1 0 0 1 2 12 -10 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Cholesterol Palace (Red) Brian Birch 6.00 -0.66%
Diabético Madrid (Pink) Stuart Redding 3.50 2.71%
Cholesterol Palace (Red) Timothy Shipwey 3.50 2.11%
Ozempiacos (Black) Craig Frampton 3.50 1.66%
Ozempic Lyonnais (White) Chris Hescott 1.00 0.96%
Cholesterol Palace (Red) Chris Eager 1.00 0.54%
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) James Nash 1.00 0.23%
Diabético Madrid (Pink) Richard Sherred 0.50 3.52%
Ozempic Lyonnais (White) Kieran Davies 0.50 2.65%
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) Scott Exell 0.50 2.04%
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) David Bradford 0.50 2.01%
Flaberdeen FC (Green) Jonathon Canning 0.50 1.89%
Diabético Madrid (Pink) Andrew Reade 0.50 1.59%
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) Jack Medlock 0.50 1.41%
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) Dave Carey 0.50 1.38%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Ken DAY 0.50 1.29%
Chubby Custards (Yellow) Daniel Jewell 0.50 1.14%
Flaberdeen FC (Green) Nathan Middleton 0.50 1.06%
Man Titty FC (Light Blue) Ashley Healey 0.50 1.02%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Paul Russell 0.50 0.99%
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) Richard Moseley 0.50 0.89%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Aidan Stanley 0.50 0.88%
Chubby Custards (Yellow) Darren Hall 0.50 0.75%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Brad Halls 0.50 0.71%
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) Jonathan Rumsey 0.50 0.69%
Ozempiacos (Black) Louis Whitfield 0.50 0.54%
ToulouseAlot FC (Purple) Stepene HOLLOWAY 0.50 0.54%
Cholesterol Palace (Red) Adam Burt 0.50 0.52%
Diabético Madrid (Pink) Aden Newbury 0.50 0.34%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Justin Loader 0.50 0.20%
Cholesterol Palace (Red) Jonathan Mottram 0.50 0.18%
Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue) Adrian Beagley 0.50 0.17%
Ozempiacos (Black) James Lacey 0.50 0.15%
Ozempiacos (Black) Matthew Colwell 0.50 0.14%
Snackrington Stanley (Orange) Jack Quinton 0.50 0.10%
Chubby Custards (Yellow) Daniel Stephens 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 30 January

    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:10
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:20
    Ozempiacos (Black)

  • Friday 30 January

    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    VS 20:40
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)

  • Friday 30 January

    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    VS 20:50
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 30 January

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 06 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 20:10
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 06 February

    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    VS 20:20
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)

  • Friday 06 February

    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    VS 20:40
    Ozempiacos (Black)

  • Friday 06 February

    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    VS 20:50
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 06 February

    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:10
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 13 February

    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    VS 20:10
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 13 February

    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    VS 20:20
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 13 February

    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    VS 20:50
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 13 February

    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:50
    Ozempiacos (Black)

  • Friday 13 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)

  • Friday 20 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 20:10
    Ozempiacos (Black)

  • Friday 20 February

    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    VS 20:10
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)

  • Friday 20 February

    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    VS 20:20
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 20 February

    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:40
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 20 February

    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    VS 20:50
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 20 February

    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    VS 21:10
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 27 February

    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    VS 20:20
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 27 February

    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    VS 20:40
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 27 February

    Ozempiacos (Black)
    VS 20:50
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 27 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 06 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 20:10
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 06 March

    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    VS 20:20
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 06 March

    Ozempiacos (Black)
    VS 20:40
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 06 March

    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    VS 20:50
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)

  • Friday 06 March

    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    VS 21:10
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    VS 20:10
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ozempiacos (Black)
    VS 20:20
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 13 March

    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    VS 20:40
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)

  • Friday 13 March

    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:50
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 13 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 21:10
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 20 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    VS 20:10
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 20 March

    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:20
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)

  • Friday 20 March

    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    VS 20:40
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 20 March

    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    VS 20:50
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)

  • Friday 20 March

    Ozempiacos (Black)
    VS 21:10
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 23 January

    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    5 - 14
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    5 - 7
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    12 - 7
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    7 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    19 - 6
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)

  • Friday 30 January

    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 06 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)

  • Friday 13 February

    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)

  • Friday 20 February

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    0 - 0
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)

  • Friday 27 February

    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    0 - 0
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)

  • Friday 06 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    0 - 0
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)

  • Friday 13 March

    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)

  • Friday 20 March

    Cholesterol Palace (Red)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Custards (Yellow)
    Diabético Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    ToulouseAlot FC (Purple)
    Flaberdeen FC (Green)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley (Orange)
    Man Titty FC (Light Blue)
    0 - 0
    Paris Sandwhichmen (Dark Blue)
    Ozempiacos (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Lyonnais (White)