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Stoneham Lane Football Complex, Stoneham Lane, Eastleigh, SO16 2PA

Welcome to MAN v FAT Eastleigh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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As a nutritionist, working for Man v Fat has to be one of the most rewarding and inspiring jobs I have ever had. As well as seeing our members achieve amazing weight losses, averaging at 1 stone per person per season, it is also evident that improvements are being made week in week out in physical fitness, football skills and improved mental health. Man v Fat is so much more than just a weight loss programme, it is a place for like minded people of all shapes, sizes and abilities to achieve their goals, and make lasting friendships, in an environment full of fun and without judgements.

Melanie Bryant, Coach, Eastleigh | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Yellow) Porquay United
6
5
10
2
(Black) KFC Stoneham
6
5
10
3
(White) Dynamo Kebab
6
4
9
4
(Red) Whales
6
3
7
5
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
6
2
5
6
(Purple) LA Cadbury
6
1
4
7
(Green) Chewventus
6
1
3
8
Orange is the new fat
6
0
0

MANvFAT has been a crucial to my weight loss so far. Not only has it kept me accountable and provided a community of lads to figure it all out with, it’s also helped this weight loss journey to be fun! Adding a bit of competition to weight loss helps me to stay focused on my goals, and now after 6 months I am the lightest I’ve been in 10 years.

Ben Jackson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Yellow) Porquay United 6 5 0 1 89 51 38 10
(Black) KFC Stoneham 6 5 0 1 70 50 20 10
(White) Dynamo Kebab 6 4 1 1 70 61 9 9
(Red) Whales 6 3 1 2 55 53 2 7
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein 6 2 1 3 71 67 4 5
(Purple) LA Cadbury 6 1 2 3 54 62 -8 4
(Green) Chewventus 6 1 1 4 50 73 -23 3
Orange is the new fat 6 0 0 6 38 80 -42 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein 6 5 0 1 20 6 14 10
(Yellow) Porquay United 6 4 1 1 13 3 10 9
(Black) KFC Stoneham 6 3 2 1 7 3 4 8
(White) Dynamo Kebab 6 3 0 3 15 13 2 6
(Purple) LA Cadbury 6 3 0 3 11 10 1 6
(Red) Whales 6 2 1 3 5 10 -5 5
(Green) Chewventus 6 2 0 4 5 11 -6 4
Orange is the new fat 6 0 0 6 2 22 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Yellow) Porquay United 6 5 0 1 35 21 14 10
(Black) KFC Stoneham 6 3 3 0 26 14 12 9
(Red) Whales 6 4 1 1 17 12 5 9
(White) Dynamo Kebab 6 3 1 2 27 15 12 7
(Green) Chewventus 6 2 1 3 14 26 -12 5
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein 6 1 1 4 20 24 -4 3
(Purple) LA Cadbury 6 1 1 4 11 24 -13 3
Orange is the new fat 6 1 0 5 11 25 -14 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Black) KFC Stoneham Nick Robbins 12.50 2.31%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Alan Tully 8.00 5.87%
(Yellow) Porquay United Mark Philcox 6.50 5.40%
Orange is the new fat Sean TAYLOR 6.50 4.33%
(Yellow) Porquay United JON BROOK 6.00 5.56%
(Yellow) Porquay United Mike Stephens 6.00 1.67%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Joe Cooper 6.00 1.62%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Harry Spacagna 6.00 1.29%
(Green) Chewventus Mohammed Choudhury 5.50 4.42%
(Yellow) Porquay United Adam Burt 3.50 7.76%
(Red) Whales Kevin Thornton 3.50 4.86%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Adrian Cristea 3.50 3.40%
(Yellow) Porquay United Daniel Stephens 3.50 2.55%
(Red) Whales Huw Comerford 3.50 1.85%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Dan Morant 3.00 3.37%
(Green) Chewventus James Poskitt 3.00 3.11%
(Green) Chewventus Matthew Stephens 3.00 2.98%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Justin Loader 3.00 2.96%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Andrew Gigg 3.00 2.59%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Adam Neale 3.00 2.40%
(Green) Chewventus Abel Fernandez 3.00 2.22%
(Red) Whales Andy Rudd 3.00 1.95%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Brad Halls 3.00 1.66%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Nathan Middleton 3.00 1.46%
Orange is the new fat Liam Keavney 3.00 1.33%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Michael Salter 2.50 6.80%
(Yellow) Porquay United Gary Omara 2.50 4.83%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Roland Victor 2.50 2.75%
(Red) Whales Ashley Healey 2.50 2.59%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Joe Tuck 2.50 2.59%
(Red) Whales Paul Fawley 2.50 2.33%
(Yellow) Porquay United Craig Frampton 2.50 2.25%
Orange is the new fat Kieran Davies 2.50 2.17%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Ben Jackson 2.50 2.05%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Jamie King 2.50 0.18%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Stuart Harley 2.00 1.57%
(Red) Whales Huw Evans 2.00 1.01%
(Yellow) Porquay United Tom Biggs 2.00 0.72%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Chris Hescott 2.00 0.44%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Tim Shipway 1.50 3.22%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Darren Cawte 1.50 1.10%
(Green) Chewventus Chris Payne 1.00 3.19%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Dan Bratton 1.00 2.58%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein George Poulton 1.00 2.08%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Bryan O Sullivan 1.00 1.83%
(White) Dynamo Kebab James Newell 1.00 1.62%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Chris Haines 1.00 1.48%
(Green) Chewventus Jack Sherred 1.00 1.35%
(Black) KFC Stoneham Jake Smith 1.00 1.30%
(White) Dynamo Kebab Dale Fitzpatrick 1.00 1.16%
(Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein Chris Chown 1.00 0.80%
(Yellow) Porquay United Mark Flanders 1.00 0.40%
(Yellow) Porquay United James Lacey 1.00 0.25%
(Green) Chewventus Brian dennis 1.00 0.24%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Darren Hall 1.00 0.18%
(Purple) LA Cadbury Jason Gavin 1.00 -0.19%
Orange is the new fat Demba Soumare 0.50 2.95%
(Red) Whales Lloyd Thomas 0.50 1.40%
Orange is the new fat Daniel Jewell 0.50 1.09%
(Green) Chewventus Brian Edwards 0.50 0.33%
Orange is the new fat Oscar Easton 0.50 0.29%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 06 October

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    VS 20:00
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 06 October

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    VS 20:30
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 06 October

    Orange is the new fat
    VS 21:00
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 06 October

    (Red) Whales
    VS 21:30
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 13 October

    (Green) Chewventus
    VS 20:00
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 13 October

    (Red) Whales
    VS 20:30
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 13 October

    Orange is the new fat
    VS 21:00
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 13 October

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    VS 21:30
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 20 October

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    VS 20:00
    Orange is the new fat

  • Friday 20 October

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    VS 20:30
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 20 October

    (Yellow) Porquay United
    VS 21:00
    (Red) Whales

  • Friday 20 October

    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    VS 21:30
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 27 October

    (Green) Chewventus
    VS 20:00
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 27 October

    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    VS 20:30
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 27 October

    (Red) Whales
    VS 21:00
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 27 October

    Orange is the new fat
    VS 21:30
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein

  • Friday 03 November

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    VS 20:00
    (Red) Whales

  • Friday 03 November

    Orange is the new fat
    VS 20:30
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 03 November

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    VS 21:00
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 03 November

    (Yellow) Porquay United
    VS 21:30
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 10 November

    (Green) Chewventus
    VS 20:00
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 10 November

    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    VS 20:30
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 10 November

    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:00
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein

  • Friday 10 November

    (Red) Whales
    VS 21:30
    Orange is the new fat

  • Friday 17 November

    Orange is the new fat
    VS 20:00
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 17 November

    (Red) Whales
    VS 20:30
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 17 November

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    VS 21:00
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 17 November

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    VS 21:30
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 24 November

    (Green) Chewventus
    VS 20:00
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 24 November

    (Yellow) Porquay United
    VS 20:30
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein

  • Friday 24 November

    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    VS 21:00
    Orange is the new fat

  • Friday 24 November

    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    VS 21:30
    (Red) Whales

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 29 September

    (Yellow) Porquay United
    15 - 10
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    12 - 6
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    (Green) Chewventus
    9 - 9
    (Red) Whales
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    15 - 4
    Orange is the new fat

  • Friday 22 September

    Orange is the new fat
    4 - 9
    (Red) Whales
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    9 - 10
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    3 - 8
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    13 - 1
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 15 September

    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    17 - 11
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    14 - 14
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    (Green) Chewventus
    11 - 5
    Orange is the new fat
    (Red) Whales
    15 - 13
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein

  • Friday 08 September

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    17 - 15
    Orange is the new fat
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    8 - 12
    (Red) Whales
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    17 - 10
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    19 - 16
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 01 September

    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    11 - 10
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    (Red) Whales
    7 - 15
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    (Green) Chewventus
    6 - 17
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    Orange is the new fat
    4 - 10
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 25 August

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    9 - 9
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    18 - 6
    Orange is the new fat
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    4 - 3
    (Red) Whales
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    10 - 7
    (Green) Chewventus

  • Friday 06 October

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    0 - 0
    (Green) Chewventus
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    Orange is the new fat
    0 - 0
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    (Red) Whales
    0 - 0
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 13 October

    (Green) Chewventus
    0 - 0
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    (Red) Whales
    0 - 0
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    Orange is the new fat
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    0 - 0
    (Purple) LA Cadbury

  • Friday 20 October

    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new fat
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    0 - 0
    (Green) Chewventus
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    0 - 0
    (Red) Whales
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    0 - 0
    (White) Dynamo Kebab

  • Friday 27 October

    (Green) Chewventus
    0 - 0
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    (Red) Whales
    0 - 0
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    Orange is the new fat
    0 - 0
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein

  • Friday 03 November

    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    0 - 0
    (Red) Whales
    Orange is the new fat
    0 - 0
    (Green) Chewventus
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    0 - 0
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    0 - 0
    (Black) KFC Stoneham

  • Friday 10 November

    (Green) Chewventus
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    0 - 0
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    (Red) Whales
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new fat

  • Friday 17 November

    Orange is the new fat
    0 - 0
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    (Red) Whales
    0 - 0
    (Green) Chewventus
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    0 - 0
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    0 - 0
    (Yellow) Porquay United

  • Friday 24 November

    (Green) Chewventus
    0 - 0
    (Purple) LA Cadbury
    (Yellow) Porquay United
    0 - 0
    (Blue) Paris Saint CHOWN Mein
    (Black) KFC Stoneham
    0 - 0
    Orange is the new fat
    (White) Dynamo Kebab
    0 - 0
    (Red) Whales