Edinburgh

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Powelegue, 10 Westbank St, Portobello, Edinburgh Edinburgh, EH15 1DR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Edinburgh. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Welcome to the MAN V FAT Edinburgh home page. I’m your health coach - Kris. Here we support, play and challenge you so that you become an amazing loser of weight and a winner of your weight loss transformation. Your not on your own - its an inclusive community with a team mindset all reaching for a common goal on and off the pitch. Its about football… and much more. Get in touch and come on board !

Kris Kumari-Bowles, Coach, Edinburgh

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
5
4
8
2
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
5
2
4
3
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
5
2
4
4
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
5
2
4

I joined MAN v FAT a couple of months ago and I honestly can't say enough how it has helped my health, fitness, and mental health. This club has a brilliant sense of community and togetherness. It has made trying to lose weight enjoyable and achievable for me. This is a massive highlight in my week and I highly recommend Man vs Fat to anyone who is looking for an enjoyable way to  lose  weight .

Chris Tompson

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 5 4 0 1 53 37 16 8
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 5 2 0 3 50 48 2 4
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 5 2 0 3 41 43 -2 4
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 5 2 0 3 38 54 -16 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 5 3 1 1 35 29 6 7
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 5 2 2 1 30 29 1 6
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 5 2 1 2 37 26 11 5
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 5 1 0 4 20 38 -18 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) 5 3 2 0 16 0 16 8
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) 5 3 1 1 12 4 8 7
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) 5 1 1 3 8 15 -7 3
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) 5 0 2 3 3 20 -17 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue) Roderick Finlayson 14.00 2.21%
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) Chris Matthews 9.50 2.98%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Euan Campbell 6.50 3.98%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Steven Crombie 6.50 3.65%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) David Ayre 6.00 4.23%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Matt McAllister 4.50 1.76%
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) Iain Crombie 4.00 3.24%
Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black) Norman Burgess 2.50 0.17%
Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red) Andy Third 1.00 0.51%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Gary Monkhouse 1.00 0.10%
Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green) Scott Campbell 0.50 2.04%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 28 November

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 18:30
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 28 November

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 18:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 18:30
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 31 October

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    21 - 6
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    17 - 9
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 28 November

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 09 January

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 23 January

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

 

  • Thursday 05 December

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 18:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 05 December

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 12 December

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 18:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 12 December

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 19 December

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    VS 18:30
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 19 December

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 19:00
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    VS 18:30
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 21 November

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    14 - 7
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    8 - 7
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)

  • Thursday 14 November

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    14 - 12
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    17 - 8
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 07 November

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    3 - 8
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    1 - 5
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 24 October

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    6 - 12
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    11 - 8
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)

  • Thursday 17 October

    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    18 - 9
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    6 - 8
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 05 December

    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 12 December

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)

  • Thursday 19 December

    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Not-thin-ham Forest Gateaux (Edinburgh Red)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatis (Edinburgh Green)
    Man Titty (Edinburgh Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Sosofat (Edinburgh Black)