Enfield

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Orchardside School, 230 Bullsmoor Ln, Enfield, EN1 4RL

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Enfield Man V Fat Football is a community of footballers who love the game, that is big enough to be really competitive but small enough for every player to feel supported on their weight loss journey

Jonathan Constantine, Coach, Enfield

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Pique Blinders (Yellow)
10
8
16
2
Slim Reapers (Black)
10
6
13
3
White Whales
10
6
13
4
FullMouth Argyle (Green)
10
5
10
5
Man Titty FC (Blue)
10
3
6
6
Arse 'N' All (Red)
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 10 8 0 2 89 53 36 16
Slim Reapers (Black) 10 6 1 3 81 58 23 13
White Whales 10 6 1 3 83 73 10 13
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 10 5 0 5 80 79 1 10
Man Titty FC (Blue) 10 3 0 7 49 69 -20 6
Arse 'N' All (Red) 10 1 0 9 50 100 -50 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 10 5 4 1 34 14 20 14
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 10 5 3 2 39 18 21 13
Slim Reapers (Black) 10 6 1 3 40 21 19 13
Man Titty FC (Blue) 10 4 2 4 25 29 -4 10
White Whales 10 3 2 5 23 36 -13 8
Arse 'N' All (Red) 10 1 0 9 8 51 -43 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
White Whales 10 6 1 3 31 12 19 13
Pique Blinders (Yellow) 10 6 1 3 25 15 10 13
Arse 'N' All (Red) 10 6 0 4 16 15 1 12
Slim Reapers (Black) 10 4 1 5 12 18 -6 9
FullMouth Argyle (Green) 10 3 1 6 16 27 -11 7
Man Titty FC (Blue) 10 2 2 6 -1 12 -13 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Tony Higginson 11.50 5.38%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Jason Phasouliotis 11.00 3.19%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Carlos Ahumada 9.00 2.54%
Slim Reapers (Black) Beyz Beyz 9.00 -5.16%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Lenny Jerome 8.50 4.98%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Connor Webb 8.00 -0.89%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Peter Eberle 7.50 7.47%
White Whales Jamie Hurley 7.50 7.16%
Slim Reapers (Black) Darryl Daniel 7.50 4.77%
White Whales Douglas Curtis 7.50 1.05%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Daniel Johnston 6.50 6.94%
White Whales Wesley Santos 6.50 3.48%
White Whales CRISTIAN BARBOSU 6.50 1.80%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Billy Forman 5.50 -0.72%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Thomas Cotton 5.00 4.66%
White Whales ANWAR ABDALLA 5.00 2.33%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Corey Keepence 4.50 0.49%
White Whales Edward Dadzie 4.00 2.32%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Daniel Clark 4.00 1.35%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Richard Olaneye 4.00 -0.86%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Adam Telling 4.00 -6.09%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Martin Castell 3.50 0.74%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Alexandru Costel Budean 3.50 -1.08%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Michael Telling 3.50 -3.72%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Mark Telling 3.00 -1.55%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Desmond Fofanah 2.50 2.13%
White Whales Barckley Sumner 2.50 -0.11%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Jan Ozkan 2.50 -0.11%
Slim Reapers (Black) Joseph Hull 2.50 -1.66%
White Whales Daniel Cantle 2.50 -3.17%
White Whales Ben Bruce 2.00 -2.67%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Warren Hogarth 1.50 -1.30%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Connor Devlin 1.50 -3.14%
White Whales Emmanuel Dadzie 1.00 1.28%
Arse 'N' All (Red) Roger Carpenter 1.00 1.18%
FullMouth Argyle (Green) Ryan Ballard 1.00 -0.63%
Slim Reapers (Black) Kerim Boudjema 1.00 -1.04%
Pique Blinders (Yellow) Robert Cook 1.00 -1.70%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Pavlos Loizou 1.00 -2.81%
Man Titty FC (Blue) Alfie Jerome 1.00 -4.84%
Slim Reapers (Black) Ali Zihni 0.50 0.57%
White Whales Dan Warren 0.50 0.54%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 15 January

    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    9 - 8
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    3 - 6
    White Whales
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    4 - 3
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    4 - 10
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    1 - 5
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    White Whales
    4 - 7
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    10 - 12
    White Whales
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    5 - 9
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    7 - 11
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    4 - 3
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    6 - 5
    White Whales
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    3 - 8
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

 

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  • Thursday 08 January

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    3 - 8
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    5 - 5
    White Whales
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    5 - 6
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 18 December

    White Whales
    7 - 8
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    6 - 5
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    11 - 3
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 04 December

    White Whales
    4 - 13
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    6 - 5
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    3 - 11
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 27 November

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    7 - 1
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    8 - 4
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    7 - 9
    White Whales

  • Thursday 20 November

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    20 - 4
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    White Whales
    10 - 4
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    5 - 9
    Man Titty FC (Blue)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    6 - 8
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    7 - 5
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    18 - 7
    White Whales

  • Thursday 30 October

    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    6 - 11
    White Whales
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    10 - 5
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    5 - 15
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    2 - 8
    Slim Reapers (Black)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    3 - 8
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    White Whales
    9 - -1
    Arse 'N' All (Red)

  • Thursday 09 October

    White Whales
    6 - 3
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)
    10 - 6
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    0 - 11
    Slim Reapers (Black)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Slim Reapers (Black)
    19 - 5
    Arse 'N' All (Red)
    Man Titty FC (Blue)
    5 - 8
    Pique Blinders (Yellow)
    White Whales
    15 - 10
    FullMouth Argyle (Green)